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Valesse · 06-22-2006, 09:36 AM

When approached by the Pert people:

Wraith: Well.. I don't know if my shampoo is doing all that it could for me, honestly. But I know its superior compared to that Ranger bloke's we've been watching in the palantir.

*Sauron shudders*

Holbytlass · 06-22-2006, 09:39 AM

Oh, it's casual Friday.

The Only Real Estel · 06-22-2006, 11:44 AM

How to become a more beautiful person

1. Change your hairstyle.
2. Wear lots of makeup.
3. Wear a helmet or hood over your face.

Formendacil · 06-22-2006, 12:10 PM

Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader- Peter Jackson's remake.

Quoting Jackson: "I thought I'd save money on my remake Star Wars blockbuster to finance my extended director's six-hour edition of King Kong."

THE Ka · 06-23-2006, 02:01 PM

Unknown to many arda residents who watched The Middle Earth Poker Tour, Sauron had a bad habit of throwing in random wraiths in a hope to pay off Mt. Doom's Morgage...

Wraith #7: Why do I have to do this again...?

Sauron: Oh don't give me that again, I see you guys playing poker at the black gate all day! Now smile for the camera so you look like you are somewhat intimidating...

~ Aesthete

Brinniel · 06-23-2006, 03:48 PM

Sauron: What is this?
Wraith: A new picture, My Lord.
Sauron: What?! They dare replace us?! Destroy it!

Frodo: What did you do that for? Were you actually trying to aim for me?
Faramir: I'm sorry, I thought you were an oliphaunt. Apparently, my eyesight is not as good as it used to be....

mormegil · 06-23-2006, 04:04 PM

Faramir: A splinter Frodo?!?! We must get you to a medic.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-23-2006, 07:53 PM

Frodo: Could you please help me good sir? I have broken all the bones in one hand and have rheumatism in the other.

Faramir: Sure! Take this long bow. . .

or

When ever Frodo would try to steal a pice of candy, Faramir would give him a flick with his bow.

Valesse · 06-23-2006, 08:31 PM

Frodo introduced his pet tadpole, Uncle McAllistair, to Faramir. However, it was indeed a tense moment.

Gurthang · 06-23-2006, 08:43 PM

Faramir: "Wow, that's a very... very shiny penny Frodo. May I see it?"
Frodo: "No! Get your own shiny penny!"

OR

Frodo: "And this is sign language for "You're standing on my toe!"
Faramir: "Wow, that's amazing!"

The Only Real Estel · 06-23-2006, 09:23 PM

And now The Question was begged of Faramir...

Frodo: "What would you do for this Klondike bar?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-24-2006, 12:46 AM

Faramir: It's called a mouse trap for a reason. If you wanted some cheese, you should have asked.

OR

Guy in background: He never gives me pocket money.

Kath · 06-24-2006, 04:40 AM

Faramir: Oh I'm so sorry Frodo! With all these script changes I thought it was now that you got your finger cut off.

Anguirel · 06-24-2006, 04:47 AM

FRODO: Please, Mr Faramir...could I have some more?

FARAMIR: More???

RANGERS: Morrre?????

ALL: Ba-aggins, Ba-aggins, never before has a boy wanted more...

narfforc · 06-24-2006, 06:46 AM

Faramir: So you wish to become a Ranger Frodo, the tests are quite strict, first you must run a mile holding water in your hands without spilling any, then just like me you have to be as tall as my bow.

Frodo: Will the the water be flavoured?

The Elf-warrior · 06-24-2006, 10:16 AM

Faramir: "Drop that toad. You'll get warts."

Frodo: "You can't get warts from a toad. He's my friend."

The Only Real Estel · 06-24-2006, 11:03 AM

Frodo was unnerved by the white chest hair sprouting from the crease in Faramir's armour.

THE Ka · 06-24-2006, 11:14 AM

Frodo was trying to weigh what was worse- The fast growing gangrene in his hand, or his limited knowledge of the avarian flu and that it seemed Faramir was indeed turning into a chicken...

Faramir: Frodo! You really needed to tell me earlier that you had gangrene! Here, let me see it, we're going to have to cut off your hand before it spreads...

Frodo: No way chicken man! I know what you're going to do, and I don't want to be turned into a farmyard bird!

Faramir: ?...

~Aesthete

Glirdan · 06-24-2006, 11:28 AM

Frodo: Come Sam! Let's get back to the Shire before gang...wait a minute... Where's Sam!?

or

Frodo: Well, there's good news and bad news.

Faramir: What's the good news?

Frodo: I named my nickel Phillip.

Faramir: What's the bad news?

Frodo: It's a GIRL nickel!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-25-2006, 10:29 AM

Faramir: Give me back the keys to the secret hide out and I'll give you a chocolate bar!

Frodo: Hmmm... NO!

OR

Faramir: Stop being so childish. You have to hold my hand while crossing the road.

The Only Real Estel · 06-25-2006, 09:37 PM

Faramir: "Come on Frodo, you must show me! I have to know if I made the right decision or not!"

Frodo: "Sorry buddy, you know the rules. If you fold we don't show our hands..."

Maeggaladiel · 06-26-2006, 12:58 AM

Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore him, men.

Frodo: Please sir, can you spare some change for a poor young hobbit down on his luck??

OR

Faramir never knew that hobbits had interchangeable pieces until Frodo screwed on his replacement hand.

OR

Faramir: You shrunk Samwise?!?

Frodo: He's much easier to carry now!

Estelyn Telcontar · 06-26-2006, 01:31 AM

(building on that last one...)

Frodo: What have I got in my hand? Oh, nothing - just a speck of dust. I know, it looks almost golden in the sunlight, doesn't it?!

(thinks: It may be easier to carry this way, but how do I keep from losing it?!)

Parmastahir · 06-26-2006, 07:06 PM

Faramir: "What have you got in your hands?? That's not a proper riddle! I understand your queer companion a bit better now. And don't give me that look! He told me all about your Uncle Bilbo while you slept last night."

Frodo: "OK then, what I have got in my pocket?"

Faramir: "That's more like it! Can I have three guesses?"

Frodo: ("Sheesh. These men of Gondor aren't too bright.")

Faramir: "What was that?"

Frodo: "Sure. But hurry up. I haven't all night."

Faramir: "Handses!"

Frodo: "HANDSES?!? Are you a complete idiot, blind, or both?"

Faramir: "A knife!"

Frodo: "No, I'm just happy to see you."

Faramir: "String, or nothing!"

Frodo: "No and no. OK, show me the way to Minas Morgul."

The Only Real Estel · 06-26-2006, 08:45 PM

Frodo: "What's this??? I give you "my two cents" and you respond by giving me "a penny for my thoughts" - I'm getting cheated here!"

THE Ka · 06-26-2006, 09:44 PM

Three thinkers tell us why the Oliphant crossed the Anduin...

Faramir(Plato): For the greater good!

Frodo(Emily Dickinson): Because it could not stop for death...

Passing Ranger(Mark Twain): The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated...

~Aesthete

The Elf-warrior · 06-27-2006, 05:31 PM

Nazgul: "Curses! We hates the Yellow Face!"

Meela · 06-27-2006, 07:03 PM

"Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!"

Glirdan · 06-27-2006, 07:22 PM

The first ever Nazgul race in Middle-Earth

Commentator: And the Witch-King is out in front! What's this!? The Witch-Queen!? Where in Morgoth's name did she come from!? Would you look at that! She's speeding along ahead of the pack and sh-ooo!! That looked like it hurt!

Gil-Galad · 06-27-2006, 08:15 PM

Sauron: you must fly this winged beast now

Nazgul: surely you can't be serious

Sauron: of course i'm serious and don't call me Shirley

THE Ka · 06-27-2006, 10:47 PM

Unknown to many, Sauron actually was the original composer of 'The Ride of The Valkaries', until he lost a court battle with Wagner for using his word of the month. They later settled on trading the 'Valkaries' with 'Nazgul'. Sauron would never recover musically...

~Aesthete

Maeggaladiel · 06-28-2006, 12:05 AM

Nasgul: G-guys, I think that tower is watching us again!

OR

Nasgul: Aaaaand it looks like we've got some heavy traffic on Interstate Six today, so if you're trying to get in or out of Osgilliath, it might take you a while. And now, back to Bob with the weather.

Nasgul 2: Thanks, Fred. Well, it looks a bit cloudy today, chance of showers later in the afternoon. No dawn tomorrow, at least not for mankind, so make sure you turn on your headlights... Thanks for listening to K-NAZ Radio.

Formendacil · 06-28-2006, 12:34 AM

Jurassic Park IV:
The Lost World is Really Mordor

In theatres everywhere, see newspaper for details.

narfforc · 06-28-2006, 12:59 AM

Everyone thought that Sauron was mad, but this proved he had Bats in the Belfry.

Estelyn Telcontar · 06-28-2006, 02:01 AM

Nazgul Airlines commercial: Fly, you fools!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2006, 02:51 AM

Nazgul#3: He's spotted us! Run away!

Sauron: Get back here with my dresses... I mean... Things that are for my wife!

OR

Witch King: Darn it! Why do I get the Fell beast that’s a dribbling idiot?

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-28-2006, 05:25 AM

For some reason this early sketch of the design for Big Ben was rejected.

Lalwendë · 06-28-2006, 06:56 AM

Dumbledore was not pleased with the new providers of the Owl Post after the service had been contracted out.

mormegil · 06-28-2006, 07:12 AM

Quidditch Middle-earth style.

or

W-k: *thinking* I liked it better before master knew his ring still existed. We could spend all day circling and climbing....circling and climbing...*sigh*...Man I miss that now it's go find the ring this or go find the ring that. This job use to have perks now he's simply a slave driver. I'm forced to work long hours and he's taken away all my vacation time. I wish I had some other skills; I feel so...trapped.

or another thing we've all done

Wraith: Oh crap guys, the boss is looking again, look busy!

The Only Real Estel · 06-28-2006, 08:26 AM

Nazgul Airlines: The moonlight shows us for what we really are...

06-22-2006, 09:36 AM	#11001
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	When approached by the Pert people: Wraith: Well.. I don't know if my shampoo is doing all that it could for me, honestly. But I know its superior compared to that Ranger bloke's we've been watching in the palantir. Sauron shudders __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-22-2006, 09:39 AM	#11002
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Oh, it's casual Friday. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-22-2006, 12:10 PM	#11004
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader- Peter Jackson's remake. Quoting Jackson: "I thought I'd save money on my remake Star Wars blockbuster to finance my extended director's six-hour edition of King Kong." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-23-2006, 02:01 PM	#11005
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unknown to many arda residents who watched The Middle Earth Poker Tour, Sauron had a bad habit of throwing in random wraiths in a hope to pay off Mt. Doom's Morgage... Wraith #7: Why do I have to do this again...? Sauron: Oh don't give me that again, I see you guys playing poker at the black gate all day! Now smile for the camera so you look like you are somewhat intimidating... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-23-2006, 03:48 PM	#11006
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Sauron: What is this? Wraith: A new picture, My Lord. Sauron: What?! They dare replace us?! Destroy it! Frodo: What did you do that for? Were you actually trying to aim for me? Faramir: I'm sorry, I thought you were an oliphaunt. Apparently, my eyesight is not as good as it used to be.... __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

06-22-2006, 11:44 AM	#11003
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	How to become a more beautiful person 1. Change your hairstyle. 2. Wear lots of makeup. 3. Wear a helmet or hood over your face.

06-23-2006, 04:04 PM	#11007
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Faramir always overeacted a bit. Faramir: A splinter Frodo?!?! We must get you to a medic. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-23-2006, 08:31 PM	#11009
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Frodo introduced his pet tadpole, Uncle McAllistair, to Faramir. However, it was indeed a tense moment. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-23-2006, 08:43 PM	#11010
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Faramir: "Wow, that's a very... very shiny penny Frodo. May I see it?" Frodo: "No! Get your own shiny penny!" OR Frodo: "And this is sign language for "You're standing on my toe!" Faramir: "Wow, that's amazing!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-23-2006, 09:23 PM	#11011
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	And now The Question was begged of Faramir... Frodo: "What would you do for this Klondike bar?"

06-24-2006, 12:46 AM	#11012
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: It's called a mouse trap for a reason. If you wanted some cheese, you should have asked. OR Guy in background: He never gives me pocket money. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-24-2006, 04:40 AM	#11013
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Faramir: Oh I'm so sorry Frodo! With all these script changes I thought it was now that you got your finger cut off. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-24-2006, 04:47 AM	#11014
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	FRODO: Please, Mr Faramir...could I have some more? FARAMIR: More??? RANGERS: Morrre????? ALL: Ba-aggins, Ba-aggins, never before has a boy wanted more... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-24-2006, 06:46 AM	#11015
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Faramir: So you wish to become a Ranger Frodo, the tests are quite strict, first you must run a mile holding water in your hands without spilling any, then just like me you have to be as tall as my bow. Frodo: Will the the water be flavoured? __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-24-2006, 10:16 AM	#11016
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Faramir: "Drop that toad. You'll get warts." Frodo: "You can't get warts from a toad. He's my friend." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-24-2006, 11:03 AM	#11017
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Can you blame him!? O_O Frodo was unnerved by the white chest hair sprouting from the crease in Faramir's armour.

06-24-2006, 11:14 AM	#11018
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Frodo was trying to weigh what was worse- The fast growing gangrene in his hand, or his limited knowledge of the avarian flu and that it seemed Faramir was indeed turning into a chicken... Faramir: Frodo! You really needed to tell me earlier that you had gangrene! Here, let me see it, we're going to have to cut off your hand before it spreads... Frodo: No way chicken man! I know what you're going to do, and I don't want to be turned into a farmyard bird! Faramir: ?... ~Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-24-2006, 11:28 AM	#11019
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Frodo: Come Sam! Let's get back to the Shire before gang...wait a minute... Where's Sam!? or Frodo: Well, there's good news and bad news. Faramir: What's the good news? Frodo: I named my nickel Phillip. Faramir: What's the bad news? Frodo: It's a GIRL nickel!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-25-2006, 10:29 AM	#11020
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Faramir: Give me back the keys to the secret hide out and I'll give you a chocolate bar! Frodo: Hmmm... NO! OR Faramir: Stop being so childish. You have to hold my hand while crossing the road. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-25-2006, 09:37 PM	#11021
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Texas Hold 'Em baby! Faramir: "Come on Frodo, you must show me! I have to know if I made the right decision or not!" Frodo: "Sorry buddy, you know the rules. If you fold we don't show our hands..."

06-26-2006, 12:58 AM	#11022
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Faramir: Oh no, here's another one. Just ignore him, men. Frodo: Please sir, can you spare some change for a poor young hobbit down on his luck?? OR Faramir never knew that hobbits had interchangeable pieces until Frodo screwed on his replacement hand. OR Faramir: You shrunk Samwise?!? Frodo: He's much easier to carry now! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

06-26-2006, 01:31 AM	#11023
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Honey, I Shrunk the Ring! (building on that last one...) Frodo: What have I got in my hand? Oh, nothing - just a speck of dust. I know, it looks almost golden in the sunlight, doesn't it?! (thinks: It may be easier to carry this way, but how do I keep from losing it?!) __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

06-26-2006, 07:06 PM	#11024
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	The Riddle Game Faramir: "What have you got in your hands?? That's not a proper riddle! I understand your queer companion a bit better now. And don't give me that look! He told me all about your Uncle Bilbo while you slept last night." Frodo: "OK then, what I have got in my pocket?" Faramir: "That's more like it! Can I have three guesses?" Frodo: ("Sheesh. These men of Gondor aren't too bright.") Faramir: "What was that?" Frodo: "Sure. But hurry up. I haven't all night." Faramir: "Handses!" Frodo: "HANDSES?!? Are you a complete idiot, blind, or both?" Faramir: "A knife!" Frodo: "No, I'm just happy to see you." Faramir: "String, or nothing!" Frodo: "No and no. OK, show me the way to Minas Morgul." __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

06-26-2006, 08:45 PM	#11025
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "What's this??? I give you "my two cents" and you respond by giving me "a penny for my thoughts" - I'm getting cheated here!"

06-26-2006, 09:44 PM	#11026
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Three thinkers tell us why the Oliphant crossed the Anduin... Faramir(Plato): For the greater good! Frodo(Emily Dickinson): Because it could not stop for death... Passing Ranger(Mark Twain): The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated... ~Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-27-2006, 05:31 PM	#11027
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Nazgul: "Curses! We hates the Yellow Face!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 07:03 PM	#11028
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-27-2006, 07:22 PM	#11029
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	The first ever Nazgul race in Middle-Earth Commentator: And the Witch-King is out in front! What's this!? The Witch-Queen!? Where in Morgoth's name did she come from!? Would you look at that! She's speeding along ahead of the pack and sh-ooo!! That looked like it hurt! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-27-2006, 08:15 PM	#11030
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sauron: you must fly this winged beast now Nazgul: surely you can't be serious Sauron: of course i'm serious and don't call me Shirley __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-27-2006, 10:47 PM	#11031
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unknown to many, Sauron actually was the original composer of 'The Ride of The Valkaries', until he lost a court battle with Wagner for using his word of the month. They later settled on trading the 'Valkaries' with 'Nazgul'. Sauron would never recover musically... ~Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-28-2006, 12:05 AM	#11032
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Nasgul: G-guys, I think that tower is watching us again! OR Nasgul: Aaaaand it looks like we've got some heavy traffic on Interstate Six today, so if you're trying to get in or out of Osgilliath, it might take you a while. And now, back to Bob with the weather. Nasgul 2: Thanks, Fred. Well, it looks a bit cloudy today, chance of showers later in the afternoon. No dawn tomorrow, at least not for mankind, so make sure you turn on your headlights... Thanks for listening to K-NAZ Radio. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

06-28-2006, 12:34 AM	#11033
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Jurassic Park IV: The Lost World is Really Mordor In theatres everywhere, see newspaper for details. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-28-2006, 12:59 AM	#11034
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Everyone thought that Sauron was mad, but this proved he had Bats in the Belfry. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-28-2006, 02:01 AM	#11035
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Nazgul Airlines commercial: Fly, you fools! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

06-28-2006, 02:51 AM	#11036
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Nazgul#3: He's spotted us! Run away! Sauron: Get back here with my dresses... I mean... Things that are for my wife! OR Witch King: Darn it! Why do I get the Fell beast that’s a dribbling idiot? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...