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Old 05-30-2006, 03:10 AM   #10801
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Arwen: I saw something odd in the mirror.

Galadriel: What was it?

Arwen: A new picture!



Denethor: Run away!

*Palace explodes*

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Denethor: I know how to get the moral up among the men. I'll do a special dance!
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:26 AM   #10802
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Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendë is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Neo looks at the floor and shakes his head in exasperation as Denethor runs from the Citadel shouting "No need for a war! Throw down your weapons when you see the Orc hordes approach! None of this is real! The Ring was just a glitch in the matrix!"
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:03 AM   #10803
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
Denethor does his thing on the catwalk, singing: "I'm too sexy for my cloak"...
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:07 AM   #10804
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The soldier on the right doesn’t want Denethor to realise that the plate he was supposed to be spinning on his stick has been stolen.

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The mysterious Zimmer frame thief strikes again!
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:34 AM   #10805
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Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?"
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:47 AM   #10806
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Denethor lags behind in the Gondor marathon.
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:48 AM   #10807
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Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?"

Denethor: All right! If you'll let me wear fur, I'll let you skin Faramir alive. Deal?

Faramir:

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Denethor hadn’t quite got the hang of this uncloaking malarkey.
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Old 05-30-2006, 06:53 AM   #10808
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The poor man in blue found that Denethor was very strict on his one bathroom break per day policy.
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:39 AM   #10809
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:05 AM   #10810
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:37 AM   #10811
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
Global cooling, Ice Age - whatever comes, Denethor is already prepared!
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Old 05-30-2006, 09:42 AM   #10812
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Denethor hopes no one will notice that he's wearing tights.

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The Stewards were always in office for so long. Denethor had managed to make a coat out of his hair.
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:44 PM   #10813
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Many thought that Denethor had been an unaffectionate husband but he wore the waistcoat Finduilas had knitted with more love than skill for the rest of his life...
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:56 PM   #10814
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Denethor was mortified when he was caught out prancing around in his mother's dress, coat and high heeled boots.
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:13 PM   #10815
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Or

Guard: Meela hiding under his bed again, huh? She will keep ignoring that restraining order...
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Old 05-30-2006, 04:52 PM   #10816
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Denethor had, like many other Gondorians in this time of pessimism, been taken in with the awe inspiring, gruff and easy to follow Tae Bo routines of Billy Blanks...

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Old 05-30-2006, 10:07 PM   #10817
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Somebody had to say it

Guess what was in the tower . . . Gandalf uncloaked.

*groan*


or


Rather than dying by pyre, Denethor has chosen to jog around the city in a fur coat and chain mail. The soldiers have made bets on which circle he finally collapses.
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Old 05-30-2006, 10:16 PM   #10818
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Denethor was busy firing up the troops.
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:34 AM   #10819
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Denethor is attempting to say that the series of events is all a wierd half-reality and they are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of something he heard was a "Moshun Pik Cha Trillojy" when he is unexpectedly bonked over the head by Gandalf.

Denethor: "It's all just a wierd half-reality and we are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of a Moshun Pik Cha Tril - !"

Gandalf: *BONK*
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Old 05-31-2006, 08:08 AM   #10820
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Denethor in a blazing fury

Denethor has caught the cook stealing rations, the cook has the last barrel of oil in the citidel. Denethor screams in anger at the thief: Come back here with that oil, apart from this fur coat it is the only thing that will keep me warm.........
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Old 05-31-2006, 12:54 PM   #10821
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Denethor: Peregrine Took! What have I told you about playing with fire?

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Old 06-01-2006, 01:51 PM   #10822
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Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before his +5 Coat of Gliding can sustain flight.
*runs to city's edge*
Denethor: Up, Up, and AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!


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Denethor can't figure out why the Animal Rights activists are constantly getting on his case. What was wrong with his jacket?!
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Old 06-01-2006, 02:05 PM   #10823
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Denethor has to see for himself because he doesn't believe a giant gorilla is climbing the Tower of Ecthelion.

Denethor: Hey buster! Why don't you go climb the Empire State Building or something...go on, scram.....OH CRAP.
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Old 06-01-2006, 04:09 PM   #10824
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(inspired by: )
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Guard: "Stand back for Denethor! He has heard the chimes of the Citadel ice cream van and he wants his 99 before it goes!"
Denethor: "Wait! Wait for me, Ice Cream man! I'm in dire need for a Dreamcicle!!"

OR

(for World of Warcraft fans)
Denethor: "Leeeeeeeerooooooooy Jenkins!"
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Old 06-01-2006, 04:37 PM   #10825
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Inpired by the mount zoom xchallenge thread:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
FARAMIR UNCLOAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-01-2006, 06:03 PM   #10826
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Denethor didn't care who saw him in his PJs and fuzzy dressing gown, he was not letting Gandalf waste that last match on his pipe.
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Old 06-02-2006, 12:46 AM   #10827
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Denethor has just realised that he dropped his car keys in the first level of the City!

OR

Inspired by Blackadder

Denethor: Quick! We must get to theatre before we miss the first act!

Butler: Coming, sir, as fast as I can... Stick the kettle on Stanley. *Snores*
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Old 06-02-2006, 07:59 PM   #10828
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Denethor: "Abandon your posts! Flee for your li-*ACHOO!*"
PJ: "Cut! Drat it, you're the only one who does that, and that's the 15th take in a row! Now stop it!"
Denethor: "I ca-*ACHOO!*, can't."
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Old 06-02-2006, 08:20 PM   #10829
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Denethor scrambles to the Armour-smith as he realizes-too late- that he should have not asked him to wield his armour shut... it's not easy to potty with so much iron on.
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Old 06-03-2006, 11:29 AM   #10830
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Old 06-03-2006, 11:32 AM   #10831
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Brego pushes Aragorn ahead faster so he can go to the washroom in private.
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Old 06-03-2006, 11:32 AM   #10832
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Horse: "Oh come on..you snogged the other horse.... why not me?"

Aragorn: "No you don't understand it was a mistake... I thought it was my fiancee.."
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Old 06-03-2006, 11:53 AM   #10833
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Horse: I love your aftershave! Smells like my mother.

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Old 06-03-2006, 12:17 PM   #10834
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Brego is very excited about his trip to the vets to get 'tutored'

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Brego is excited about the field trip to the glue factory.
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Old 06-03-2006, 12:49 PM   #10835
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Looking at the saddle, I think that may be Théoden's horse

Anyway...

Horse: *Snore*
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Solider in back - *whispers out of the side of his mouth to the woman behind him* I put glue on Aragorn's coat, right where the horse's head is. Now he's going to have a horse following him all over the place! *Snigger's*
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Old 06-03-2006, 02:21 PM   #10837
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Aragorn's version of 'Pin the tail on the donkey' did not meet with universal approval.
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Aragorn: Oh my goodness! A talking horse! I'll be rich!

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Brego: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.
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