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03-27-2006, 11:54 PM | #1041 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I assign my university's library site being down right when I need to find information about the virulence of Syphilis and HOPEFULLY find something about the virulence of Neurosyphilis.
I also assign my presentation about Syphilis, but to be sent on Saturday as I need to present on Friday. My partner can get shipped to Mordor ASAP.
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03-28-2006, 01:49 PM | #1042 |
A Mere Boggart
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I assign to Mordor the grottier, busier parts of London, namely Oxford Street and Piccadilly Circus. I can't understand the attraction myself. The shops there are identical to the shops in other towns in the UK but more hectic. Why do people want to go into chain store hell and suffer for the privilege? And the coffee shops? Starbucks? That wants to go to Mordor too for the prices they charge. Stray just a little from the beaten path in London and you will find some amazing places, such as Soho, Bloomsbury and Covent Garden (not the Piazza though, which is also uninspiring), which are filled with unusual shops, independent cafes and proper pubs.
Plus, Shaftesbury Avenue has nerd central shopping heaven, AKA Forbidden Planet and Orcs' Nest. Bring many pennies... And while I'm on my rant, I wish people would remember that in the UK we like to form orderly lines at every opportunity. And there's more... I send to Mordor the business owners who decide it's OK to rip off visitors who don't know the value of the Pound. £4 for a dish of soup?! And £20 for a bus tour when you can get a number 15 right from Hyde Park to the Tower for £1.50?
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03-28-2006, 02:03 PM | #1043 | |
Pilgrim Soul
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Caveat emptor
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03-28-2006, 02:05 PM | #1044 |
Shadowed Prince
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I will have you know that soup is considered an holy substance amongst the bebraced.
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03-28-2006, 02:20 PM | #1045 | |
Pilgrim Soul
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Amongst the what? Anything that can't decide whether it is food or drink is probably holy only to the toothless...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-28-2006, 02:22 PM | #1046 | |
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03-28-2006, 02:24 PM | #1047 | |
Pilgrim Soul
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Oh - dental braces .. not the things for holding trousers up then? I was very confused...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-28-2006, 03:04 PM | #1048 |
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I assign the word "bebraced" and the way I couldn't figure out what a 'beb-ruh-sed" was for the longest time.
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03-28-2006, 03:08 PM | #1049 |
Blithe Spirit
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You can send Oxford Street to Mordor, Lalwende, as long as I get to take John Lewis off it first....
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03-29-2006, 02:29 AM | #1050 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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I assign people who don't stop and try to think about things to Mordor.
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03-29-2006, 03:23 AM | #1051 | |
Hauntress of the Havens
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03-29-2006, 09:31 AM | #1052 | |
Shadowed Prince
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03-29-2006, 09:35 AM | #1053 |
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Oh, but Daga'y, I like debates on language.
Business trips that take husbands away for a whole week are hereby beMordered.
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03-29-2006, 09:37 AM | #1054 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The temporary malfunctioning of the brain, as illustrated below:
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03-29-2006, 09:48 AM | #1056 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Celuien, you cheer me up.
Uh... uh... to stay on topic... I assign unidentified boxershorts. Gross. |
03-29-2006, 02:13 PM | #1057 | |
Riveting Ribbiter
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Ahem. To return to topic, I assign being so horribly out of practice on my viola that just playing for an hour or two makes my hand sore and achy. And being like that with a concert on April 23...
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03-29-2006, 03:36 PM | #1058 |
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*sigh* Psychology essays. It's the last day of term tomorrow and what does my psych teacher demand we do? A full blown exam question Worst thing is I know I'll distract myself (e.g. this post) and not get to bed until 2am and yet . . . I'm still here!
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03-29-2006, 03:51 PM | #1059 |
Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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I send myself to Mordor!!! Modding ww is not as easy as it seems! Mods, I have learned should not bluff to make the game more interesting.
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03-29-2006, 06:46 PM | #1060 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA)
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I assign Nationals for robotics being on the same day as the State French Pronunciation Contest. I qualified for State and my team qualified for Nationals and there's no way (unless someone invents a teleportation device before April 29th, 2006) that I can be in both Atlanta, Georgia and Lacrosse, Wisconsin on the same morning. Argh!
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03-30-2006, 04:26 PM | #1061 |
Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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People who not only don't appreciate your help, but actively try to make things difficult for you because you've tried to help them should go to Mordor.
Said behavior is giving me one of those Mordorian depressed moods. Ick. And now I'm thinking of re-assigning myself to Mordor because I feel guilty about being upset by this. Oh well. It's springtime. That should give me an excuse to go to the Shire and forget about all of this nonsense.
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03-31-2006, 12:10 AM | #1062 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I assign surgery wait lists....ugh, I hate them soooo much
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03-31-2006, 06:48 AM | #1063 |
The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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I assign mornings upon which the weather conspires to blanket this city in a stifling layer of sulphuric stench emanating from the paper manufactory. It makes my nose burn, smells like sewage, and there is no escape as the city lies in a river valley.
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03-31-2006, 09:35 AM | #1064 |
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I assign round robin forward things that are completely impersonal (albeit quite nice). Apparently it's National Friendship Week, so this email is going round saying send this to all your friends so they know they're special.
Don't you think it would be more special to send them something personalised? Or to actually go and see them if possible, or to ring them, or even to IM them? It just seems like it's an easy measure.
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03-31-2006, 09:52 AM | #1065 |
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While we're at it, can I assign the feeling of guilt when you get one of those from...say...your mother-in-law. And you delete it as soon as you realize what it is...
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03-31-2006, 12:37 PM | #1066 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Lets just have done with it an assign all worthless chain emails, spam, and junk emails...
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03-31-2006, 01:07 PM | #1067 |
Pilgrim Soul
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People who give you too much information about their medical conditions / treatments. It's not that I am unsympathetic... ok maybe it is... but save it for your doctor - they went to medical school for years and get paid lots of money for that privilege
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-31-2006, 01:35 PM | #1068 | |
A Mere Boggart
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I assign to Mordor all forms of tidying up, reorganising the house and that spring urge to pick up tools and do DIY! You just want your house to look nice and tidy but in the process it is just one huge tip, and just to add insult to injury, you also have to go shopping in B&Q and IKEA (and have to be dragged away from buying more lovely, soft cushions...though the trip was enlivened by seeing ABBA Herrings in the Sweden shop). Then you have to sit up until 1am assembling flat pack and retuning your entire home entertainment set up which has gone wrong due to having to be unplugged. This hurts all the more as it is keeping me from the garden during an unusual sunny spell.
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03-31-2006, 10:07 PM | #1069 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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College junk mail. I get tons of it in the regular mail every day and a fairly steady stream through e-mail. Almost all of it is from places I've never heard of and don't want to go to. Not to mention the enormous amount of paper wasted on mail I don't even open. On a similar note, junkmail for senior pictures. I seem to be getting a bunch of this lately too. Fortunately, my best friend's aunt is a photographer and is willing to barter with me for pictures, so I don't have to pay any of those exorbitant prices! Realizing I'll be getting back from Nationals for robotics (a 1,000+ mile drive) the night before I have not one, but two AP tests. I'm dead. The only good part about that situation is that the tests (English and French) are ones I would be able to take again next year without too much studying.
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03-31-2006, 11:22 PM | #1070 |
Itinerant Songster
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The ubiquity of "bling" may be beMordored. 'Nuff said.
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04-01-2006, 03:51 PM | #1071 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Stupid doctors.
"So, what seems to be the problem?" "I can't breathe you moron." "Ah, well, let's see. No there's nothing wrong here." *Tears hair out in frustration*
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04-02-2006, 11:56 AM | #1072 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Catalogues that seem to think that buying clothes should be a quasi- religious experience. I mean I like to shop as much as the next girl but a teeshirt with a bit of ribbon is not enough to provoke Teresa d'Avila style rapture.....shoes and handbags might though
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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04-03-2006, 03:02 AM | #1073 | |
Hauntress of the Havens
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"Hollaback."
Annoying "word," that. Quote:
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04-03-2006, 06:37 AM | #1074 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Tornado warnings that wake up up in the middle of the night. Well, not the warnings, but the waking up part...
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04-04-2006, 08:54 AM | #1075 |
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When a routine print job turns into an hour long adventure. Easy enough... mail myself the file, cross campus to my room, print it, go back. But noooo, my computer won't support PDFs. Quick run to the library to convert it to a JPG, but the mac lab is full. Sneak in because I NEED a mac for this; the file won't open. Finally get it open, it's the wrong size. Finally get it converted, resend it, get back to print, realize my printer's out of ink. Track down somebody that's around, anybody, please anybody? Somebody be here? I left my food in the studio... I want my scone. My latte is cold now and I need to print this and go get the photo emulsion stuff ready. Find somebody, beg use of her printer, and do you realize how long it takes to print a photo image on transparency at photo quality?
Now that was an adventure and my teacher's going to flip her lid when I finally get back since I've been gone since about 10:00. Mordor, Mordor, Mordor. Edit: throw in the accidental inhalation of volatile chemicals. Oops. Coughing and aching lungs probably aren't a good thing.
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04-04-2006, 02:06 PM | #1076 |
Bittersweet Symphony
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The aptly named "Hell Week" -- a.k.a. the last week before a performance of a play/musical, in this case, Les Miserables. This is the first time I've been involved in a school play, and I've heard tell of Hell Week and witnessed the weariness and misery of my friends who are in drama, but now I'm finally living it for myself. It's only Tuesday and already I'm beat -- and I'm just in the pit orchestra!
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04-04-2006, 10:02 PM | #1077 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Worrying about things when they are already out of your control. Simply put: grades.
It's like getting to the final two of Survivor and only realizing how rotten you have been all those 38 days when you're already in front of the jury. |
04-05-2006, 01:14 PM | #1078 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2005
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I failed theoretical grammar. I am more preoccupied with flirting with my group members than actually writing my research. I have no time for the Downs and yet I am here. Mordor, here I come. |
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04-05-2006, 02:24 PM | #1079 |
Haunting Spirit
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Location: Valinor
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I assign my Fantasy professor, who lectures on Tolkien without knowing anything about him and then labels him as racist, sexist, and simplistic, and who makes us regurgitate pointless things on our exams (like publication dates or minor moments between unimportant characters from books we read eight months ago). To Mordor with thee, fiend!
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04-06-2006, 10:30 AM | #1080 |
Twisted Taleswapper
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ewww, ewww, ewww. I am sending the most disgusting stuff ever to Mordor. It is called Sen-Sen. I hate it soooo much!!! I smells like soap and black licorice, which is so gross! My Sister-in-law was eating some the other day and decided to blow the gross stench my way. MEANIE!!! I should send her to Mordor maybe.... No ok I can't do that...I love her too much to subject her to Mordor. But still, it does make me gag...so eeewwwwww!
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