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Meneltarmacil · 08-09-2005, 06:55 AM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll squished him before he could hurt either of them.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 06:58 AM

Unfortunately, he tried to squash Gandalf and Frodo.

Meneltarmacil · 08-09-2005, 07:00 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf and Bilbo were in a tank.

Gil-Galad · 08-09-2005, 01:31 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf became crazy and blew up Rosie O'Donnell's house with the tank, his reason was that it would make an awesome beer commericial

THE Ka · 08-09-2005, 01:47 PM

Fortunately, Rosie sued him for libel, because she did not want to be associated with beer, and Frodo got off free because of his display of 'pouty eyes of dispair' and was excused from the court room. Gandalf had to try other methods...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 01:54 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf trapped Frodo in a net with a female Dwarf who beat him up after Frodo accidentally called her "Sir".

Meneltarmacil · 08-09-2005, 03:30 PM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll ran over both Gandalf and the dwarf with the tank.

Gil-Galad · 08-10-2005, 01:48 PM

Unfortunatle the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-10-2005, 02:02 PM

Fortunately, it was mid-day.

The Elf-warrior · 08-10-2005, 06:32 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf and the Dwarf were dead anyway.

THE Ka · 08-11-2005, 08:05 AM

Fortunately the dragon was having a nasty spell of insomnia, and Gandalf found that all of his fake-your-own death tapes came in hand...

~ Aesthete

CaptainofDespair · 08-11-2005, 08:15 AM

Unfortunately, Legolas was having a dance-a-thon nearby.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-11-2005, 08:57 AM

Fortunately the dragon decided to eat Legolas.

Morsul the Dark · 08-11-2005, 09:23 AM

Unfortunately for the dragon all of Legolas's fan girls attacked him

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-11-2005, 09:51 AM

Fortunately the dragon ate them as well.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-11-2005, 08:40 PM

. . . the dragon burst into bits as the fan girls were too many for his stomach to hold. The fan girls (and Legolas) escaped!

Gil-Galad · 08-12-2005, 01:21 PM

Fortunately the dragon was actually Trogdor, and in all his majesty, came back together to burninate the countryside

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-12-2005, 01:40 PM

Unfortunately, he was in the middle of a city. No countryside for miles and miles and miles.

Gil-Galad · 08-12-2005, 01:41 PM

Fortunately trogodr squashed hookbill's house and everything that is dear to him, then burned the city down to make it into a countryside

The Elf-warrior · 08-12-2005, 06:00 PM

Unfortunately this was not a good thing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2005, 12:46 AM

Fortunately, while the Dragon distracted everyone, Frodo had made his way to Mordor. Even Sauron was eating popcorn and watching the Dragon.

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2005, 08:32 AM

unfortunately so was sam and gollum dot hold of frodo

Cailín · 08-13-2005, 08:53 AM

Fortunately Gollum was mysteriously far more interested in Frodo's eccentric hobbit clothing than his former precious and so Frodo managed to escape - naked, but safe.

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2005, 08:56 AM

Unfortunatley Gandalf owned the patent on being "unlcoaked, and related wordings" and Frodo had to pay a hefty fine

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2005, 11:10 AM

Fortunately, as was previously mentioned, Melkor had blown up all the courtrooms.

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2005, 11:52 AM

unfortunately that meant lawyers had no where to go so they began to terrorize the world

The Elf-warrior · 08-13-2005, 05:49 PM

Fortunately Middle-Earth had plenty of rope.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-14-2005, 02:05 AM

. . . the rope was allergic to lawyers.

Celuien · 08-14-2005, 08:03 AM

Fortunately, Frodo escaped during all of the confusion and was now disguised as a 3-foot-tall rabbit.

Meneltarmacil · 08-14-2005, 10:01 AM

Unfortunately, Elmer Fudd spotted him.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-14-2005, 06:41 PM

. . . Elmer Fudd was still the clumsy klutz that he is, and he ended up shooting Gollum.

Gil-Galad · 08-15-2005, 07:44 AM

Unfortunately Gollums ghost came back...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 08:07 AM

Fortunately, this was a strange kind of ghost, in that, everyone could see him, but he couldn't see them. He ended up haunting a restaurant in the gap of Rohan.

The Elf-warrior · 08-15-2005, 04:15 PM

Unfortunately for the umteenth time Frodo refused to destroy the Ring.

Meneltarmacil · 08-15-2005, 04:17 PM

Fortunately, a goat butted him into the lava along with the ring.

WaynetheGoblin · 08-15-2005, 05:17 PM

Unfourtunately sam grabbed his hand frodo slipped but sam had the ring in his hand.

Meneltarmacil · 08-15-2005, 06:53 PM

Fortunately, the evil killer teddy bears pushed them both in.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-15-2005, 08:32 PM

. . . Eagles swooped in to take them out of the lava.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-16-2005, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

. . . Eagles swooped in to take them out of the lava.

Unfortunately, Sam still had the ring in his hand.

Gil-Galad · 08-16-2005, 07:49 AM

Fortunately the Eagles remembered that they were never again going to help anyone, so they dropped Sam into the lava with the ring and life continued on...even though the ring was destroyed before and sam wanted to continue his hunt for Oliphrogs...but now thats Gimli's job

08-09-2005, 06:55 AM	#1041
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Bob the Troll squished him before he could hurt either of them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-09-2005, 06:58 AM	#1042
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he tried to squash Gandalf and Frodo. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2005, 07:00 AM	#1043
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gandalf and Bilbo were in a tank. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-09-2005, 01:31 PM	#1044
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gandalf became crazy and blew up Rosie O'Donnell's house with the tank, his reason was that it would make an awesome beer commericial __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-09-2005, 01:47 PM	#1045
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Rosie sued him for libel, because she did not want to be associated with beer, and Frodo got off free because of his display of 'pouty eyes of dispair' and was excused from the court room. Gandalf had to try other methods... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-09-2005, 01:54 PM	#1046
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gandalf trapped Frodo in a net with a female Dwarf who beat him up after Frodo accidentally called her "Sir". __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2005, 03:30 PM	#1047
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Bob the Troll ran over both Gandalf and the dwarf with the tank. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-10-2005, 01:48 PM	#1048
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunatle the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-10-2005, 02:02 PM	#1049
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, it was mid-day. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-10-2005, 06:32 PM	#1050
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gandalf and the Dwarf were dead anyway. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-11-2005, 08:05 AM	#1051
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately the dragon was having a nasty spell of insomnia, and Gandalf found that all of his fake-your-own death tapes came in hand... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-11-2005, 08:15 AM	#1052
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Unfortunately, Legolas was having a dance-a-thon nearby.

08-11-2005, 08:57 AM	#1053
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately the dragon decided to eat Legolas. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-11-2005, 09:23 AM	#1054
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Unfortunately for the dragon all of Legolas's fan girls attacked him __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-11-2005, 09:51 AM	#1055
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately the dragon ate them as well. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-11-2005, 08:40 PM	#1056
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the dragon burst into bits as the fan girls were too many for his stomach to hold. The fan girls (and Legolas) escaped! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-12-2005, 01:21 PM	#1057
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the dragon was actually Trogdor, and in all his majesty, came back together to burninate the countryside __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-12-2005, 01:40 PM	#1058
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he was in the middle of a city. No countryside for miles and miles and miles. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-12-2005, 01:41 PM	#1059
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately trogodr squashed hookbill's house and everything that is dear to him, then burned the city down to make it into a countryside __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-12-2005, 06:00 PM	#1060
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately this was not a good thing. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-13-2005, 12:46 AM	#1061
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, while the Dragon distracted everyone, Frodo had made his way to Mordor. Even Sauron was eating popcorn and watching the Dragon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-13-2005, 08:32 AM	#1062
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	unfortunately so was sam and gollum dot hold of frodo __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-13-2005, 08:53 AM	#1063
Cailín Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lurking in the shadows. Posts: 711	Fortunately Gollum was mysteriously far more interested in Frodo's eccentric hobbit clothing than his former precious and so Frodo managed to escape - naked, but safe.

08-13-2005, 08:56 AM	#1064
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Unfortunatley Gandalf owned the patent on being "unlcoaked, and related wordings" and Frodo had to pay a hefty fine __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-13-2005, 11:10 AM	#1065
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, as was previously mentioned, Melkor had blown up all the courtrooms. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-13-2005, 11:52 AM	#1066
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	unfortunately that meant lawyers had no where to go so they began to terrorize the world __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-13-2005, 05:49 PM	#1067
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Middle-Earth had plenty of rope. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-14-2005, 02:05 AM	#1068
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the rope was allergic to lawyers. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-14-2005, 08:03 AM	#1069
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, Frodo escaped during all of the confusion and was now disguised as a 3-foot-tall rabbit. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

08-14-2005, 10:01 AM	#1070
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Elmer Fudd spotted him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-14-2005, 06:41 PM	#1071
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Elmer Fudd was still the clumsy klutz that he is, and he ended up shooting Gollum. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-15-2005, 07:44 AM	#1072
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gollums ghost came back... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-15-2005, 08:07 AM	#1073
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this was a strange kind of ghost, in that, everyone could see him, but he couldn't see them. He ended up haunting a restaurant in the gap of Rohan. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-15-2005, 04:15 PM	#1074
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately for the umteenth time Frodo refused to destroy the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-15-2005, 04:17 PM	#1075
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a goat butted him into the lava along with the ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.