Who Am I? - Page 27 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Loslote · 05-16-2010, 06:15 PM

Thanks.

My sister dear, in wild woods
Wandered far from home.

My lord and husband always would
Follow her under stary dome.

I, in golden gardens blooming
Happy danced with sister-in-law,

While songs, from tiny beauties singing,
Mingled with the raucous caw.

Famous I am not, for no great deeds
Have my hands performed.

But one who left my side for a steed
Is everywhere beloved.

Who am I?

Urwen · 05-16-2010, 10:47 PM

Vana..

Loslote · 05-16-2010, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urwen

Vana..

Exactly! Do you want to explain the lines or shall I?

Urwen · 05-16-2010, 11:00 PM

Well,you,please...

And here:

Born in happy place
with smile on my face

My brother left bliss
and he ended in unhapiness

And although we're apart
he'll always stay in my heart.

Who am I?

It's a bit tricky...

Loslote · 05-16-2010, 11:27 PM

Alright then...

My sister dear, in wild woods
Wandered far from home. (Yavanna wandered in the woods of Middle Earth, very far away from Valinor)

My lord and husband always would
Follow her under stary dome. (Orome, her husband, was the other one who wandered there)

I, in golden gardens blooming (the gardens of Laurelin)
Happy danced with sister-in-law, (Nessa, the dancer, was Orome's sister)

While songs, from tiny beauties singing, (tiny beauties being birds)
Mingled with the raucous caw. (caw from a crow, another bird - "the birds sang at her passing")

Famous I am not, for no great deeds
Have my hands performed. (Well, yeah)

But one who left my side for a steed (Arien, for her "steed" the sun)
Is everywhere beloved. (Well, everyone loves the sun!)

~~~

Okay, if the answer's Lalaith, I'm going to laugh, but I don't think that would be "a bit tricky".

Nerwen · 05-16-2010, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loslote

Okay, if the answer's Lalaith, I'm going to laugh, but I don't think that would be "a bit tricky".

The trouble is, it does sound like Lalaith, doesn't it?

satansaloser2005 · 05-16-2010, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

The trouble is, it does sound like Lalaith, doesn't it?

Is it sad that I thought that too? Or is it just that obvious?

Urwen · 05-17-2010, 06:06 AM

No,not Lalaith...

Beorn of Carrock · 05-17-2010, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urwen

Well,you,please...

And here:

Born in happy place
with smile on my face

My brother left bliss
and he ended in unhapiness

And although we're apart
he'll always stay in my heart.

Who am I?

It's a bit tricky...

I say Elrond.

Urwen · 05-17-2010, 06:25 AM

No.
a little hint:HoME

Urwen · 05-19-2010, 07:05 AM

Come on,guess! It's not that hard!

Ibrîniðilpathânezel · 05-19-2010, 09:32 AM

I'll guess, then. Galadriel (born in the bliss of Valinor, her brother Finrod left and died in Middle-earth, he was reborn in Valinor, while she remained an exile Middle-earth).

I hope I'm not right. I'm terrible when it comes to making up riddles. Write a novel, great, I'm cool, but a riddle... nope.

Urwen · 05-19-2010, 10:11 AM

No. I think you should pay more attention to a word "smile"

satansaloser2005 · 05-19-2010, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Born in happy place
with smile on my face

My brother left bliss
and he ended in unhapiness

And although we're apart
he'll always stay in my heart.

Who am I?

Well I'm pretty sure I have a good response to this, since you're being ever so impatient and want an answer. I have to get back to work but I'll be on tonight and will explain my answer fully. *leaves you all in anticipation*

Urwen · 06-21-2010, 11:20 AM

*sigh* The answer is Lalwen...

I'll set up an easier riddle:

I betrayed my folks with my confusion
upon seeing and ilussion.

Dishonourable death I had
and with cruelty I was killed.

Who am I?

Pitchwife · 06-21-2010, 04:15 PM

Are you a bird? Are you a plane? Is your name by any chance Rumpelstiltskin?
None of the above? Thought so. Alright then, you're Gorlim.

(PS. - Lalwen (=Lalwendë=Írien/Írimë, right?) was a nice one, but she went into exile with Fingolfin, didn't she, so why were they 'apart'?)

satansaloser2005 · 06-21-2010, 04:53 PM

I don't know, Pitch, Rumplie and the like used illusion. She's talking about ilussion, which is something completely different. I don't think the answer's going to be that simple, not with that specific of word choice. Wow, it's difficult....

Incidentally, I had a really clever response, but decided not to use it. Me. (I was born in a town whose meaning is very roughly "happy", I grinned a lot as a baby, and I grew up apart from my idiot brother who is a very strange child.) I also really considered using something from another fandom just to spice things up and keep Urwen's impatience at bay, but couldn't find anyone who worked with whom I could sufficiently snark. It disappointed me to no end. You know me!

Urwen · 06-22-2010, 12:40 AM

Well,it is 'that simple'!

Please continue...

And by apart,I mean because of his death.

Pitchwife · 07-17-2010, 07:24 AM

Sorry for forgetting about this thread - I really shouldn't solve any riddles without a new one in petto...
Anyway. This should be fairly easy:

The west wind's breath made flesh I'm not,
On my foot there is no wing;
I rarely gallop, rather trot,
But I'm the namesake of the King.

Mnemosyne · 07-17-2010, 08:25 AM

Strider the pony?

Pitchwife · 07-17-2010, 03:23 PM

Indeed! Thread is yours.

Mnemosyne · 09-26-2010, 11:34 AM

Oh, my... I had quite forgotten about this...

If you give me a week I should be able to come up with a good riddle.

Urwen · 12-22-2010, 02:42 PM

*sigh* Two months already... so I'll do it again. If you don't want me doing this so often, then I suggest you use your turns properly....

Anyway, it'll be uber easy this time

Happy was I, I danced a lot
Till my lover came along
My 'greedy' father demanded exchange
So we had to be strong

Old friends of our kind
Sent us great help
But in this situation I can do nothing
But wait and weep

In the end it all went fine
Thanks to invoking unexpected pity
Now we could in peace dine
and live our life in hidden city

(Now the last line was meant to drive people off the right track)

Kyranger · 12-22-2010, 03:25 PM

Lúthien?

Urwen · 12-22-2010, 03:31 PM

Oh, well, you gotcha'ed it with one guess. I didn't know it would be THAT easy...

Your turn.

Urwen · 02-09-2011, 09:11 AM

Hello? Have people abandoned this thread?

I'll give it one more try. And if someone guesses right and doesn't take a tun, I'll have to start a new thread. With list of people who guessed right, but didn't take a turn?

I wandered in dark woods,
there I met my fate,
my helmet was red
but I didn't serve Morgoth nor hate.

In first age I lived my day
alone at first, some might say.
bu lonliness didn't last long,
but while it did, I stayed strong

In dark woods I met my spouse,
That one old chap, named after Greek God,
my child and I later
on familiar way decide to trod.

In my home
bright and happy
I received a spear
sticking out of my belly.

Who am I?

And please, take the turn after you;ve guessed correctly.

satansaloser2005 · 02-09-2011, 11:28 AM

As I'm sure you're aware, Urwen, people on this site have lives offline as well, and sometimes their real life commitments overshadow the continuation of your game. If someone forgets their turn, please do be patient with them, as most of us are adults and have jobs, families, and (heaven forbid) social lives to deal with that don't involve the Downs.

I'm sure most people are more than happy to participate in various activities on the Downs, this thread included, but pressuring us to respond is, I assure you, not the way to facilitate cooperation, and creating a new thread to shame people who have better things to do than reply to your posts is not the way we encourage participation on this site.

Please do be respectful of others' commitments and behave accordingly. Thank you.

~~Sally~~

Evisse the Blue · 02-10-2011, 04:20 AM

Aredhel, am I right? : >

ElleandrillStar · 01-29-2013, 04:19 PM

hey guys can i join your game?

Mithalwen · 01-29-2013, 08:41 PM

Since the ten day rule hasvlong passed feel free to set a new puzzle, and welcome!

Urwen · 05-25-2019, 04:11 AM

Anyone up for re-starting this? (Looking at you, Huinesoron)

Urwen · 05-27-2019, 02:22 AM

So no one wants to re-start this?

Urwen · 05-27-2019, 04:05 PM

Nobody seems to be 'round, even though it's not weekend anymore.

Urwen · 05-30-2019, 03:27 AM

Anybody there?

Huinesoron · 05-30-2019, 11:29 AM

I wanted to go south, but wound up going north. This turned out not to be a great plan.

Who am I?

hS

Urwen · 05-30-2019, 01:04 PM

Tar-Telperien?

Huinesoron · 05-30-2019, 02:57 PM

Nope.

And also... wha'?

hS

Urwen · 05-30-2019, 03:03 PM

Well, she is one of your favorites.

Urwen · 05-30-2019, 03:11 PM

Seriously, though, I can't recall anyone like that from the top of my head. Did they live in the First age? Because First age is my area of expertise.

Urwen · 05-30-2019, 03:21 PM

But I did find this:

Quote:

The goblins assembled at Mount Gundabad and were about to sweep southward when they learned of the death of Smaug. Altering their plans, the goblins marched by night through the mountains and appeared unexpectedly at Erebor

Relevant?

05-16-2010, 06:15 PM	#1041
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Thanks. My sister dear, in wild woods Wandered far from home. My lord and husband always would Follow her under stary dome. I, in golden gardens blooming Happy danced with sister-in-law, While songs, from tiny beauties singing, Mingled with the raucous caw. Famous I am not, for no great deeds Have my hands performed. But one who left my side for a steed Is everywhere beloved. Who am I? __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

05-16-2010, 10:47 PM	#1042
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Vana.. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-16-2010, 11:00 PM	#1044
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Well,you,please... And here: Born in happy place with smile on my face My brother left bliss and he ended in unhapiness And although we're apart he'll always stay in my heart. Who am I? It's a bit tricky... __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. Last edited by Urwen; 05-16-2010 at 11:04 PM.

05-16-2010, 11:27 PM	#1045
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Alright then... My sister dear, in wild woods Wandered far from home. (Yavanna wandered in the woods of Middle Earth, very far away from Valinor) My lord and husband always would Follow her under stary dome. (Orome, her husband, was the other one who wandered there) I, in golden gardens blooming (the gardens of Laurelin) Happy danced with sister-in-law, (Nessa, the dancer, was Orome's sister) While songs, from tiny beauties singing, (tiny beauties being birds) Mingled with the raucous caw. (caw from a crow, another bird - "the birds sang at her passing") Famous I am not, for no great deeds Have my hands performed. (Well, yeah) But one who left my side for a steed (Arien, for her "steed" the sun) Is everywhere beloved. (Well, everyone loves the sun!) ~~~ Okay, if the answer's Lalaith, I'm going to laugh, but I don't think that would be "a bit tricky". __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

05-17-2010, 06:06 AM	#1048
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	No,not Lalaith... __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-17-2010, 06:25 AM	#1050
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	No. a little hint:HoME __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. Last edited by Urwen; 05-19-2010 at 04:53 AM.

05-19-2010, 07:05 AM	#1051
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Come on,guess! It's not that hard! __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-19-2010, 09:32 AM	#1052
Ibrîniðilpathânezel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the Helcaraxe Posts: 733	I'll guess, then. Galadriel (born in the bliss of Valinor, her brother Finrod left and died in Middle-earth, he was reborn in Valinor, while she remained an exile Middle-earth). I hope I'm not right. I'm terrible when it comes to making up riddles. Write a novel, great, I'm cool, but a riddle... nope. __________________ Call me Ibrin (or Ibri) :) Originality is the one thing that unoriginal minds cannot feel the use of. — John Stewart Mill

05-19-2010, 10:11 AM	#1053
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	No. I think you should pay more attention to a word "smile" __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

06-21-2010, 11:20 AM	#1055
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	sigh The answer is Lalwen... I'll set up an easier riddle: I betrayed my folks with my confusion upon seeing and ilussion. Dishonourable death I had and with cruelty I was killed. Who am I? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

06-21-2010, 04:15 PM	#1056
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Are you a bird? Are you a plane? Is your name by any chance Rumpelstiltskin? None of the above? Thought so. Alright then, you're Gorlim. (PS. - Lalwen (=Lalwendë=Írien/Írimë, right?) was a nice one, but she went into exile with Fingolfin, didn't she, so why were they 'apart'?) __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

06-21-2010, 04:53 PM	#1057
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	I don't know, Pitch, Rumplie and the like used illusion. She's talking about ilussion, which is something completely different. I don't think the answer's going to be that simple, not with that specific of word choice. Wow, it's difficult.... Incidentally, I had a really clever response, but decided not to use it. Me. (I was born in a town whose meaning is very roughly "happy", I grinned a lot as a baby, and I grew up apart from my idiot brother who is a very strange child.) I also really considered using something from another fandom just to spice things up and keep Urwen's impatience at bay, but couldn't find anyone who worked with whom I could sufficiently snark. It disappointed me to no end. You know me! __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

06-22-2010, 12:40 AM	#1058
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Well,it is 'that simple'! Please continue... And by apart,I mean because of his death. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

07-17-2010, 07:24 AM	#1059
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	By special request... Sorry for forgetting about this thread - I really shouldn't solve any riddles without a new one in petto... Anyway. This should be fairly easy: The west wind's breath made flesh I'm not, On my foot there is no wing; I rarely gallop, rather trot, But I'm the namesake of the King. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-17-2010, 08:25 AM	#1060
Mnemosyne Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Between the past and the future Posts: 1,159	Strider the pony? __________________ Got corsets?

07-17-2010, 03:23 PM	#1061
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Indeed! Thread is yours. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

09-26-2010, 11:34 AM	#1062
Mnemosyne Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Between the past and the future Posts: 1,159	Oh, my... I had quite forgotten about this... If you give me a week I should be able to come up with a good riddle. __________________ Got corsets?

12-22-2010, 02:42 PM	#1063
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	sigh Two months already... so I'll do it again. If you don't want me doing this so often, then I suggest you use your turns properly.... Anyway, it'll be uber easy this time Happy was I, I danced a lot Till my lover came along My 'greedy' father demanded exchange So we had to be strong Old friends of our kind Sent us great help But in this situation I can do nothing But wait and weep In the end it all went fine Thanks to invoking unexpected pity Now we could in peace dine and live our life in hidden city (Now the last line was meant to drive people off the right track) __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

12-22-2010, 03:25 PM	#1064
Kyranger Wight Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 168	Lúthien?

12-22-2010, 03:31 PM	#1065
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Oh, well, you gotcha'ed it with one guess. I didn't know it would be THAT easy... Your turn. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

02-09-2011, 09:11 AM	#1066
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Hello? Have people abandoned this thread? I'll give it one more try. And if someone guesses right and doesn't take a tun, I'll have to start a new thread. With list of people who guessed right, but didn't take a turn? I wandered in dark woods, there I met my fate, my helmet was red but I didn't serve Morgoth nor hate. In first age I lived my day alone at first, some might say. bu lonliness didn't last long, but while it did, I stayed strong In dark woods I met my spouse, That one old chap, named after Greek God, my child and I later on familiar way decide to trod. In my home bright and happy I received a spear sticking out of my belly. Who am I? And please, take the turn after you;ve guessed correctly. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

02-09-2011, 11:28 AM	#1067
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	As I'm sure you're aware, Urwen, people on this site have lives offline as well, and sometimes their real life commitments overshadow the continuation of your game. If someone forgets their turn, please do be patient with them, as most of us are adults and have jobs, families, and (heaven forbid) social lives to deal with that don't involve the Downs. I'm sure most people are more than happy to participate in various activities on the Downs, this thread included, but pressuring us to respond is, I assure you, not the way to facilitate cooperation, and creating a new thread to shame people who have better things to do than reply to your posts is not the way we encourage participation on this site. Please do be respectful of others' commitments and behave accordingly. Thank you. ~~Sally~~ __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

02-10-2011, 04:20 AM	#1068
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	i promise under pain of death i'll take my turn :d Aredhel, am I right? : > __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

01-29-2013, 04:19 PM	#1069
ElleandrillStar Newly Deceased Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1	hey guys can i join your game?

01-29-2013, 08:41 PM	#1070
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Since the ten day rule hasvlong passed feel free to set a new puzzle, and welcome! __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-25-2019, 04:11 AM	#1071
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Anyone up for re-starting this? (Looking at you, Huinesoron) __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-27-2019, 02:22 AM	#1072
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	So no one wants to re-start this? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-27-2019, 04:05 PM	#1073
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Nobody seems to be 'round, even though it's not weekend anymore. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-30-2019, 03:27 AM	#1074
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Hello Anybody there? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-30-2019, 11:29 AM	#1075
Huinesoron Overshadowed Eagle Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: The north-west of the Old World, east of the Sea Posts: 3,909	I wanted to go south, but wound up going north. This turned out not to be a great plan. Who am I? hS

05-30-2019, 01:04 PM	#1076
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Tar-Telperien? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-30-2019, 02:57 PM	#1077
Huinesoron Overshadowed Eagle Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: The north-west of the Old World, east of the Sea Posts: 3,909	Nope. And also... wha'? hS

05-30-2019, 03:03 PM	#1078
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Well, she is one of your favorites. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

05-30-2019, 03:11 PM	#1079
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,387	Seriously, though, I can't recall anyone like that from the top of my head. Did they live in the First age? Because First age is my area of expertise. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.