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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-27-2006, 11:39 PM

Elrond: What do those Orc banners say? "We'll fill you"? What?

Soldier: I think you forgot your glasses, sir.

OR

Elrond was always nervous on these roller coasters.

Or yet!

Elrond: I think I left the iron on.

Lalwendë · 04-28-2006, 01:43 AM

Elrond perfects his middle distance vacant stare as he rides to work on the Ringular tube line.

mormegil · 04-28-2006, 08:18 AM

A good pre-battle kick line was the tradition amongst elves, though the records tell us precious little, this visual record is proof positive that the ritual was indeed performed.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-28-2006, 11:44 AM

The Rivendell Elves film their own Bohemian Rhapsody video.

or

Battle or no battle, Elrond does not miss the opportunity to tan.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-28-2006, 11:56 AM

Sauron was so experienced at pick-pocketing. He had not only swiped Elrond's helm but also his trousers. It will be another five seconds before he realises.

OR

The POMEAGGU (People Of Middle Earth Against Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked) Come against their foe!

mormegil · 04-28-2006, 12:14 PM

Elrond remembers at this most inoportune time that he forgot to take his Imodium A-D this morning.

Mithalwen · 04-28-2006, 01:31 PM

Elrond had taken a few days off to go skiing in the white mountains before heading to battle.

The Only Real Estel · 04-28-2006, 01:34 PM

Elrond: "I hate this heat! Not only is it too hot and stuffy in here, my sweat is making my manly-looking fake beard rub off!"

davem · 04-28-2006, 02:10 PM

ELVISH WHISPERS

Elrond: 'What do you mean 'Send three & fourpence, we're going to a dance?????'

OR

Elrond: "Do you hear that, Mr. Aegnor? That is the sound of inevitability."

Aegnor: "No Sir, it was me - just nerves. Sorry Sir'

Elrond: 'I thought it was a wind out of the West!

Parmastahir · 04-29-2006, 07:54 AM

"When they said 'Put a helmet on that soldier', I thought they meant something else!"

narfforc · 04-29-2006, 10:49 AM

Elrond: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes

Soldier 1: What happens if their eyes are yellow or red

Elrond: Well shoot when you hear knees knocking together

Soldier 2: What happens if they're not scared of us

Elrond: Don't worry about that, it will be my knees knocking anyway.

Gandalf_the _white · 04-29-2006, 02:05 PM

Elrond had been taking lessons from Aragorn:How not to bath.
OR
Aragorns disguise was perfect except that he forgot to have a wash before putting it on

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-29-2006, 02:07 PM

Elrond: I bet Elros never had this trouble.

OR

Elrond regretted playing poker with Galadriel. It was worse than playing strip poker with Gandalf... well, not THAT bad...

Gandalf_the _white · 04-29-2006, 02:12 PM

I can't believe it!! Boromirs catapult idea worked!!

Parmawen · 04-29-2006, 11:20 PM

"So after this, whoever waxed my eyebrows is going down...I told them 'a little off the top'...not the WHOLE BLOODY BROW...*sniffle*" -Elrond.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-30-2006, 01:34 AM

Elrond: Good grief! A new picture!

Witch King: I'm going to ask you one more time, nicely... Is this the right road for Minas Tirith?

OR

Witch King: Will you stop laughing? It’s not that funny!

Or even:

Fell Beast: BUUUURRRPPP!

Kath · 04-30-2006, 03:25 AM

Pippin wondered just when Gandalf would get the password right this time.

OR

Gandalf's first attempts at dentistry weren't met with much enthusiasm.

narfforc · 04-30-2006, 04:25 AM

Witch-king: Old fool this is my time

Gandalf: Yes,yes just wait until I find my contact lense.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-30-2006, 05:53 AM

Witch King: He just stepped out in front of me! I didn't see him coming!

Gandalf: I'll sue you into the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master!

OR

Gandalf: And I got this scar from fighting a pyromaniac steward, and this one from the time I was uncloaking at Bilbo’s party and this one…

Witch King: Kill me now!

Lalwendë · 04-30-2006, 05:57 AM

Fell Beast: "Kurrrrrrrhhhhhh kurrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh yiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc......."

Witch King: "Oh, hell, he's trying to bring up another fur ball."

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-30-2006, 06:14 AM

This summer:
4 unlikely heroes must join forces in order to find the straight road:
A lazy Wizard
An outcast Half ling
A Dead guy
And a Horse with an attitude.

In the new comedy adventure: Looking' for a road.

Coming to Cinemas June 9th 1023 IV Age.

Kuruharan · 04-30-2006, 07:31 AM

Gandalf: No *hic* really offisher...I onnnnly hash a wittle bit ta be...sochible *hic*

Mithalwen · 04-30-2006, 07:40 AM

Memories of old school riding lessons:

Witch King Instructor : "For goodness sake you have to get straight back on before you lose your nerve. Stop making a fuss about a silly little tumble "

Meela · 04-30-2006, 12:56 PM

Gandalf is overpowered by a greater evil than the Witch-King - a Fell Beast's breath.

Formendacil · 04-30-2006, 02:27 PM

Pippin and the Witchking look at each other in terror: Gandalf's empty cloak, lying on the road, can mean only one thing: Gandalf the White is somewhere, Uncloaked.

Farael · 04-30-2006, 03:27 PM

Fell beast: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 04-30-2006, 05:03 PM

The crowd (the Fell Beast mainly) roars with laughter at the latest cowboys' attempt to ride the famed bucking bronco Shadowfax.

Gurthang · 04-30-2006, 09:00 PM

The fell beast's jaw drops to the floor upon seeing Gandalf uncloak.

OR

Pippin and Shadowfax do their best statue imitations hoping that the Witch-King won't notice them.

OR

Fell Beast: *Pant pant pant*
Witch-King: "Gandalf, have you by chance seen a three-foot, red rubber ball? It's difficult to play fetch when we don't have our ball."

mormegil · 04-30-2006, 09:51 PM

It was a dark moment for all those of Minas Tirith, the Witch-King had arrived. As none but the most stout hearted could even stand his presence Gandalf had to face him alone. Gandalf strode forward with a regal magnificence not seen in Middle-earth since the first age. His flowy white hair glistened and his aura seemingly emmited a light as if his very sould possesed the light of the Silmaril.

As he marched towards his destiny Gandalf thought, "this will take all my skill and strength, even then is it enough to best this foe?"

Each step seemed like minutes, however at length he arrived to confront his foe. Gandlaf drew himself to his full height and raised his staff, to all who saw it seemed that the white grew while the dark diminished. Then Gandalf spoke, his voice was as solid as rock and as clear as a horn when he said, "Go back fiend, it is not your time, go back to the abyss that was prepared for you and your mas...What's this? A penny! Well I'll be, say here W-K be a good lad and wait a moment while I pick it up."

THE Ka · 04-30-2006, 10:12 PM

Shadowfax had enough of the 'uncloaking' jokes...

Shadowfax: This is just ridiculous... *exits stage left*

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2006, 12:55 AM

Fell Beast: *spits*

Gandalf: Aaaagh! I'm melting! No-ooooo!!

OR

Pippin: Silly Gandalf can't take his ale.

Gandalf: Wee! I'm not going to hurt you Mr Dragon. Give us a kiss! *Hick-up*

W - K: I'm... going to... go... now.

The Sixth Wizard · 05-01-2006, 01:59 AM

Witch King: Oh my GOD Gandalf, must you always leave yourself as a prime target for the "uncloaking" jokes?

OR

Pippin: Oh no Gandalf's gone and his cape is left behind!
Why does he have to impersonate Archimedes at a time like this?

(get it, Archimedes running out of the bath saying Eureka? YOU DON'T?! <sigh>)

Bêthberry · 05-01-2006, 11:14 AM

Gandalf contemplates a quick burst of Flame Imperishable which will relegate the fell beast to dinosaur mythology.

Lalwendë · 05-01-2006, 11:30 AM

Pippin: "Gandalf! This is the last time I take you in the Tate Modern! You always freak out at the modern art. This is just the Witch King's performance art reinterpretation of Francis Bacon's Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion. I believe it is in the running for the Turner Prize."

Mithalwen · 05-01-2006, 12:16 PM

Pippin is more interested by the fact that he is now significantly taller than Shadowfax than by the fell beast.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 05-01-2006, 12:54 PM

Where other "beasts" cough up hair-balls, The Witch-Kings coughs up Wizards.

This also explains the origin of the Istari.

or

The Witch-King made a little on the side by running a laundry service.

Maeggaladiel · 05-01-2006, 03:00 PM

Gandalf: No, you can NOT borrow my sidewalk chalk! Can't you see I'm using it right now?

OR

Wizard-tipping became the game of choice for young fell beasts.

OR

Jealous of Gandalf's height advantage, Pippin secretly pays the fell beast to bite off Gandalf's legs.

The Elf-warrior · 05-01-2006, 04:10 PM

Shadowfax got a better offer.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-01-2006, 08:07 PM

Witch-King: Hey, dude, I need you to pimp my ride!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2006, 11:46 PM

W - K: Old Fool! Old Fool! Do you not know death when you see it? This is my hour!

Pippin: *Eats popcorn*

OR

Everyone waits in line at the Minas Tirith McDonalds Ride through.

Shadow fax: Yeah, I'll have a Big Mc, a Horn Burger and a diet Denethor shake.

04-27-2006, 11:39 PM	#10521
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: What do those Orc banners say? "We'll fill you"? What? Soldier: I think you forgot your glasses, sir. OR Elrond was always nervous on these roller coasters. Or yet! Elrond: I think I left the iron on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-28-2006, 01:43 AM	#10522
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond perfects his middle distance vacant stare as he rides to work on the Ringular tube line. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-28-2006, 08:18 AM	#10523
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	A good pre-battle kick line was the tradition amongst elves, though the records tell us precious little, this visual record is proof positive that the ritual was indeed performed. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

04-28-2006, 11:44 AM	#10524
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Rivendell Elves film their own Bohemian Rhapsody video. or Battle or no battle, Elrond does not miss the opportunity to tan. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-28-2006, 11:56 AM	#10525
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron was so experienced at pick-pocketing. He had not only swiped Elrond's helm but also his trousers. It will be another five seconds before he realises. OR The POMEAGGU (People Of Middle Earth Against Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked) Come against their foe! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-28-2006, 12:14 PM	#10526
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Elrond remembers at this most inoportune time that he forgot to take his Imodium A-D this morning. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

04-28-2006, 01:31 PM	#10527
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Elrond had taken a few days off to go skiing in the white mountains before heading to battle. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-28-2006, 01:34 PM	#10528
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond: "I hate this heat! Not only is it too hot and stuffy in here, my sweat is making my manly-looking fake beard rub off!"

04-28-2006, 02:10 PM	#10529
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	ELVISH WHISPERS Elrond: 'What do you mean 'Send three & fourpence, we're going to a dance?????' OR Elrond: "Do you hear that, Mr. Aegnor? That is the sound of inevitability." Aegnor: "No Sir, it was me - just nerves. Sorry Sir' Elrond: 'I thought it was a wind out of the West! __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 04-28-2006 at 02:27 PM.

04-29-2006, 07:54 AM	#10530
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Oh, THAT'S what they meant?! "When they said 'Put a helmet on that soldier', I thought they meant something else!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

04-29-2006, 10:49 AM	#10531
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I need to change my underwear Elrond: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes Soldier 1: What happens if their eyes are yellow or red Elrond: Well shoot when you hear knees knocking together Soldier 2: What happens if they're not scared of us Elrond: Don't worry about that, it will be my knees knocking anyway. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-29-2006, 02:05 PM	#10532
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Elrond had been taking lessons from Aragorn:How not to bath. OR Aragorns disguise was perfect except that he forgot to have a wash before putting it on

04-29-2006, 02:07 PM	#10533
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: I bet Elros never had this trouble. OR Elrond regretted playing poker with Galadriel. It was worse than playing strip poker with Gandalf... well, not THAT bad... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-29-2006, 02:12 PM	#10534
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	I can't believe it!! Boromirs catapult idea worked!!

04-29-2006, 11:20 PM	#10535
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	"So after this, whoever waxed my eyebrows is going down...I told them 'a little off the top'...not the WHOLE BLOODY BROW...sniffle" -Elrond. __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel

04-30-2006, 01:34 AM	#10536
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I say! Elrond: Good grief! A new picture! Witch King: I'm going to ask you one more time, nicely... Is this the right road for Minas Tirith? OR Witch King: Will you stop laughing? It’s not that funny! Or even: Fell Beast: BUUUURRRPPP! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-30-2006, 03:25 AM	#10537
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin wondered just when Gandalf would get the password right this time. OR Gandalf's first attempts at dentistry weren't met with much enthusiasm. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

04-30-2006, 04:25 AM	#10538
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Witch-King of Hang-on-a-minute Witch-king: Old fool this is my time Gandalf: Yes,yes just wait until I find my contact lense. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-30-2006, 05:53 AM	#10539
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Drunk flying... Witch King: He just stepped out in front of me! I didn't see him coming! Gandalf: I'll sue you into the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master! OR Gandalf: And I got this scar from fighting a pyromaniac steward, and this one from the time I was uncloaking at Bilbo’s party and this one… Witch King: Kill me now! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-30-2006, 05:57 AM	#10540
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Fell Beast: "Kurrrrrrrhhhhhh kurrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh yiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc......." Witch King: "Oh, hell, he's trying to bring up another fur ball." __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-30-2006, 06:14 AM	#10541
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A Film Advertisment! This summer: 4 unlikely heroes must join forces in order to find the straight road: A lazy Wizard An outcast Half ling A Dead guy And a Horse with an attitude. In the new comedy adventure: Looking' for a road. Coming to Cinemas June 9th 1023 IV Age. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-30-2006, 07:31 AM	#10542
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Continuing the intoxication theme Gandalf: No hic really offisher...I onnnnly hash a wittle bit ta be...sochible hic __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

04-30-2006, 07:40 AM	#10543
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Memories of old school riding lessons: Witch King Instructor : "For goodness sake you have to get straight back on before you lose your nerve. Stop making a fuss about a silly little tumble " __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-30-2006, 12:56 PM	#10544
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf is overpowered by a greater evil than the Witch-King - a Fell Beast's breath. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-30-2006, 02:27 PM	#10545
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Pippin and the Witchking look at each other in terror: Gandalf's empty cloak, lying on the road, can mean only one thing: Gandalf the White is somewhere, Uncloaked. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-30-2006, 03:27 PM	#10546
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	I can't believe no-one got this Fell beast: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

04-30-2006, 05:03 PM	#10547
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	At the Rodeo The crowd (the Fell Beast mainly) roars with laughter at the latest cowboys' attempt to ride the famed bucking bronco Shadowfax.

04-30-2006, 09:00 PM	#10548
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The fell beast's jaw drops to the floor upon seeing Gandalf uncloak. OR Pippin and Shadowfax do their best statue imitations hoping that the Witch-King won't notice them. OR Fell Beast: Pant pant pant Witch-King: "Gandalf, have you by chance seen a three-foot, red rubber ball? It's difficult to play fetch when we don't have our ball." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-30-2006, 09:51 PM	#10549
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	It was a dark moment for all those of Minas Tirith, the Witch-King had arrived. As none but the most stout hearted could even stand his presence Gandalf had to face him alone. Gandalf strode forward with a regal magnificence not seen in Middle-earth since the first age. His flowy white hair glistened and his aura seemingly emmited a light as if his very sould possesed the light of the Silmaril. As he marched towards his destiny Gandalf thought, "this will take all my skill and strength, even then is it enough to best this foe?" Each step seemed like minutes, however at length he arrived to confront his foe. Gandlaf drew himself to his full height and raised his staff, to all who saw it seemed that the white grew while the dark diminished. Then Gandalf spoke, his voice was as solid as rock and as clear as a horn when he said, "Go back fiend, it is not your time, go back to the abyss that was prepared for you and your mas...What's this? A penny! Well I'll be, say here W-K be a good lad and wait a moment while I pick it up." __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

04-30-2006, 10:12 PM	#10550
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Shadowfax had enough of the 'uncloaking' jokes... Shadowfax: This is just ridiculous... exits stage left ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-01-2006, 12:55 AM	#10551
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fell Beast: spits Gandalf: Aaaagh! I'm melting! No-ooooo!! OR Pippin: Silly Gandalf can't take his ale. Gandalf: Wee! I'm not going to hurt you Mr Dragon. Give us a kiss! Hick-up W - K: I'm... going to... go... now. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2006, 01:59 AM	#10552
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Witch King: Oh my GOD Gandalf, must you always leave yourself as a prime target for the "uncloaking" jokes? OR Pippin: Oh no Gandalf's gone and his cape is left behind! Why does he have to impersonate Archimedes at a time like this? (get it, Archimedes running out of the bath saying Eureka? YOU DON'T?! <sigh>)

05-01-2006, 11:14 AM	#10553
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Gandalf contemplates a quick burst of Flame Imperishable which will relegate the fell beast to dinosaur mythology. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-01-2006, 11:30 AM	#10554
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "Gandalf! This is the last time I take you in the Tate Modern! You always freak out at the modern art. This is just the Witch King's performance art reinterpretation of Francis Bacon's Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion. I believe it is in the running for the Turner Prize." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-01-2006, 12:16 PM	#10555
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Ent Draught strikes again... Pippin is more interested by the fact that he is now significantly taller than Shadowfax than by the fell beast. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace