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04-25-2006, 09:21 AM | #10481 |
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News!
Gandalf: We've been here all day! Time for a new picture!
Merry's tree transformation begins at the face! OR The Ent equivalent of an iPod.
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04-25-2006, 09:27 AM | #10482 |
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Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?"
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04-25-2006, 09:30 AM | #10483 |
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This next joke is sad, but probably inevitable...may as well get it out of the way
Merry: This, my friend, is a gallon!!
Pippin: It comes in gallons?! I'm getting one!!
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04-25-2006, 09:32 AM | #10484 | |
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OR Merry's Tommy Cooper impressions weren't too good seeing as the hat didn't fit him too well.
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04-25-2006, 10:51 AM | #10485 |
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Merry: Help help, it's eating my face!!! AAAARGHHH!
Pippin: MERR-REEEEEEEE!
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04-25-2006, 11:49 AM | #10486 |
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Merry has despaired and decided to take his own life, yet neither he nor Pippin seem to truly grasp the concept.
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04-25-2006, 12:06 PM | #10487 |
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Pippin: "I told you not to lie! I totally warned you!"
Merry: "Yeah, but my name's not even Pinochio(sp?)!"
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04-25-2006, 12:41 PM | #10488 |
Illustrious Ulair
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Pippin tries to warn Merry about the Giant grey were-chicken behind them but Merry has already seen it & given up all hope, seeking solace in drink as his father had before him. Merry's family history is the unspoken tragedy of the Shire hobbits. He had hoped to escape the family curse by dedicating himself to Frodo's quest, but fate had caught up with him at last.
Merry:'No, Pip, there is no solace for me but in the bottle. I am lost! Save yourself!' Pippin:'No, Merry, I shall stand by you! Merry:'Dear Pip! (hic!) You inspire Me! Let us turn & face our foe & make a stand as may be worthy of a song! (Hurls his giant beaker at the beast as the slow kindled courage of his race becomes a fire in his breast). Pippin: 'I love you'.... |
04-25-2006, 12:46 PM | #10489 |
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Merry fools around with a horse's nosebag; but Pippin realises that it is the Nosebag of Doom!!!
or Merry's impression of Pippin's mother does not go down too well.
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04-25-2006, 01:48 PM | #10490 |
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I don't feal qualified for this in the least, but you've had all day!
And Merry wore that bucket over his head from that day on. You see, it is no small matter to see Gandalf...uncloaked!
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04-25-2006, 02:13 PM | #10491 |
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Merry: *Champ, Chomp!* Mmm! Delicious!
Pippin: Stop! That's Treebeard's Son! OR Treebeard hadn't been happy with Merry's "You're jokes are rather wooden" comments, so he shoved a stump into his face.
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04-25-2006, 03:58 PM | #10492 |
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Pippin tries to hold a drunken merry's angry attempts at killing Gandalf
Merry:*hiccup* Im tellin' ya Pip he's uncloaked one too many times I'm going ta kill 'im *hiccup* Pippin:No he'll kill you Merry:*Vomit* when Im done with Him I'll kill all three of you too Pip!
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04-25-2006, 06:50 PM | #10493 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Merry: "Pippin, don't drink it! You'll get Treebeard's germs!"
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04-25-2006, 08:26 PM | #10494 |
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Pippin: MERRY NO!!! That's Treebeards personal latrine!
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04-25-2006, 11:48 PM | #10495 |
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Pippin: Look out!
Merry: What? I can't see. Pippin: Stop drinking and you'll see! Merry: Stop drinking? Are you mad? OR Merry's telescope still needed some finishing touches.
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04-26-2006, 04:35 AM | #10496 |
Wight
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can't see that pic
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04-26-2006, 06:21 AM | #10497 |
A Mere Boggart
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Pity poor Pippin, he hadn't seen the Empty Child episode of the 2005 series of Doctor Who. If this misfortune had not befallen him then he would have known to leave Merry well alone as his skull cracked and his face changed shape and he uttered those fateful words: "Are you my Mummy?"
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Gordon's alive!
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04-26-2006, 07:44 AM | #10498 |
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Friends don't let friends ride drunk.
Pippin: Merry, give me the reins to your pony, you're too drunk to ride. or Pippin was a little too late in warning Merry about the Rohirrim's spitoon.
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04-26-2006, 08:25 AM | #10499 |
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Cheap party tricks.
Pippin: Merry, enough with the gasoline! They need the fire-blowing act now!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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04-26-2006, 08:28 AM | #10500 | |
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Pippin: Don’t do this, Merry! Think of the people who love you! Merry: I hate the people who love me and they hate me!
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04-26-2006, 08:41 AM | #10501 |
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Pippin: "Merry quick! We've got to hide; the orcs are coming!"
Merry: "Okay." *hides face in jug* Pippin: "That'll never work! There's no room for me!" OR Pippin tries to hold him back, but Merry just has this urge to jump into the strange floating urn.
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04-26-2006, 08:43 AM | #10502 |
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I'm sick of this.
Merry re-enacting the famous Bilbo BBQ Binge, where he threw up in Bag-End
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04-26-2006, 08:52 AM | #10503 |
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Pippin: "Please, Merry! Don't do it! Don't wear that oversized beanie hat! What with your 3/4 length pants, you'll just look like a chav!"
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04-26-2006, 12:27 PM | #10504 |
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Merry: 'Oh, Pippin! It is glorious - there is a whole world contained in here & I gaze down upon it as a God!'
Pippin: 'Do not speak so! The Gods are ever listening, ever ready to strike down the proud! Merry: 'But it is glorious - there are palaces, meads; great kings lead their armies into battle to strike down their foes into the dust!' Pippin: 'Speak on - what else do you see (though I fear the just wrath of the Gods for asking!). Merry: 'Mountains & seas, great forests & lonely crags! Wild kine & flittermice! Horses race upon the plains beneath a gibbous moon!' Pippin: 'Horses! Cast the accursed thing from you!' Merry: 'Ah! Ah! I cannot! They hold me with their eyes!' Pippin: 'All is lost!' (Sits by the dead fire & casts ashes upon his head...) |
04-26-2006, 01:51 PM | #10505 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Merry and Pippin run into the Tootsie Rolls of Unusual Size (T.R.U.S.). The only candy that eats YOU.
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04-26-2006, 02:05 PM | #10506 |
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Merry and Pippin journey ever deeper into Fangorn Forest.
Merry: *rummages in his oversized pack* Now, where'd I put that... Pippin: We don't have time for this Merry! We could be attacked at any second! Merry: Uh-huh. So? I'm not afraid of some silly Ents or ugly Orcs. Merry was never heard from again. Pippin survived, however, but could only recount fragments of the horror he had witnessed. He would rant and rave about a 'DM' and 'Crossing Him', and none could figure what he meant. In his sleep, Pippin would call out to a long-dead Merry, crying 'Not the Squirrels!'. |
04-26-2006, 05:42 PM | #10507 |
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When it came to escape ideas, Merry really was scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
04-26-2006, 05:45 PM | #10508 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Pippin began to think that Merry was taking the Doctor Who impersonations a little too far.
OR Merry: Help me Pippin! I'm stuck! EDIT: Just noticed that first one is very similar to Lal's. I'll leave it, but apologies go with it. That'll teach me not to read the thread before posting
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04-26-2006, 06:58 PM | #10509 |
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Here in Fangorn Pippin ran into what he thought was just a myth...the Elephant Man. (or should we say Oliphaunt Man )
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04-27-2006, 12:05 AM | #10510 | |
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Pippin: Oi! Clear that mess up! OR Pippin had reservations about Merry's diving helmet.
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04-27-2006, 05:16 AM | #10511 |
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Merry: PJ I just can't do it! I can't cut another part from the original LOTR!!!
Pipppin: Don't question his authority you'll just end up with... (clunk) ....A bucket on your head?!?! |
04-27-2006, 07:53 AM | #10512 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Did you hear that? Fangorn! We're going to visit the Keebler Elves factory!
Pippin: "Come on Merry, I want some of the cookie dough too!"
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04-27-2006, 03:26 PM | #10513 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Elrond: They're throwing elephants at us? |
04-27-2006, 03:44 PM | #10514 |
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Elrond: That's wierd. I thought Balrog's didn't have wings!!
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04-27-2006, 04:11 PM | #10515 |
Denethor's True Love
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Elrond: What d'you mean, they didn't bother making me a helmet?
Or Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell. Or Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell. And his sword. And his shield...
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04-27-2006, 04:53 PM | #10516 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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It was the last thing Elrond would have prepared for, but alas, it happened...
Oh great! Just wonderful! There goes my eyes... I should have brought my sunglasses... ~ Aesthete
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04-27-2006, 05:12 PM | #10517 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Looking at his fellow soldiers, Elrond couldn't help but feel he'd forgotten something.... But what?
OR It's a little-known fact that Elrond was originally a Roman Legionaire.
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04-27-2006, 08:23 PM | #10518 |
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Elrond soon found out that, yes, there were birds overhead; & no, they didn't care too much if their "business" landed on his Half-Elven cheek.
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04-27-2006, 09:03 PM | #10519 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Orcs were not afraid of the Phantom of Opera.
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04-27-2006, 11:15 PM | #10520 |
Shadow of the Past
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Elrond was a notoriously messy eater, especially when it came to chocolate.
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