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The Only Real Estel · 04-04-2006, 01:30 PM

Thanks to their discovery in the kitchen that morning, Merry found it impossible to scold Pippin for drinking before bed the night before.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-04-2006, 01:38 PM

Merry: This is the single best thing that has EVER happened to me!

Pippin: What about your wedding day?

Merry: ... This is better!

Pippin:

... ... Agreed!

OR

This is actually the prelude to two pictures ago (Sauron's tower falling). These two alone ate Sauron out of house and home.

Maeggaladiel · 04-04-2006, 01:55 PM

"Well, maybe the plumbing backed up a little, but most of this 'ere food still looks good!"

OR

The Watcher in the Water's hobbit trap was working perfectly. As soon as they touched the glue-covered food, they would be his. Let Boromir and Legolas try to save them NOW!!

OR

Even after global warming occurred, the slaughterhouse was still a fun place to play.

OR

Normally when a drowning man sees his life flashing before his eyes, he becomes afraid. Not so for Merry and Pippin...

"Remember that turkey? I ate that!"

"OOH! Yes! And there's the mutton we had at your grandma's house last Thursday!"

mormegil · 04-04-2006, 02:14 PM

Saruman's pipe weed, which was just smoked by the two hobbits, was exeptionally potent.

THE Ka · 04-04-2006, 03:30 PM

Merry and Pippin had found the promise land -

An abandoned pre-stockmarket storehouse of Martha Stuwart...

~ Aesthete

Meela · 04-04-2006, 03:41 PM

Whoever said "help yourselves to a wee snack" when visited by passing travellers seriously underestimated Hobbit appetites.

Lalwendë · 04-04-2006, 03:57 PM

Merry and Pippin laughed scornfully at the poor excuse for a 'challenge' that was set before them in the final of the Middle Earth Glutton Bowl contest.

Parmastahir · 04-04-2006, 05:41 PM

Merry: "Geez, Pippin. That barrel of ale we found was proper 1420. I just wish I hadn't had so much."

Pippin: "Why is the water so warm here????"

The Only Real Estel · 04-04-2006, 06:00 PM

The hobbits stumbled across Bombur’s midmorning “snack.”

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-04-2006, 11:38 PM

Those legends that treasure was hidden under Bag End were a little wrong. But never before were Hobbits SO happy to be wrong!

OR

Merry and Pippin were so happy to find this food that they began to just melt away. And you thought Isenguard was flooded by a broken dam.

Witch_Queen · 04-05-2006, 01:50 AM

Pippin: You know I never understood the story about that boy Jack and this bean stalk....

Merry: I understand it now.... but the story never said anything about plumbing problems......

Pippin: Oh you didn't know... The old lady did it.....

narfforc · 04-05-2006, 02:07 AM

After the storm had gone, the hobbit looters arrived to raid the shops of Wormtongues Wares and Sarumans Supplies, happy in the knowledge that they were the only two greedy hobbits for miles around.

Lalwendë · 04-05-2006, 03:23 AM

Pippin: "Jamie Oliver won't be trying anything new today once we've finished with his larder!"

Mithalwen · 04-05-2006, 05:56 AM

It was possible to overcome a hobbit's innate distrust of water if you gave them the right encouragement.

Holbytlass · 04-05-2006, 07:32 AM

The smiles were wiped off their faces when reminded of "hanghobbit".

Gurthang · 04-05-2006, 08:35 AM

Merry: "Oh, Pip, I think I see your lost contact!"
Pippin: *squints* "Nevermind that, I don't need it anymore. I can see that that's food, and that's good enough for me!"

The Only Real Estel · 04-05-2006, 11:13 AM

You haven't seen snacks until you've been to a hobbit's Super Bowl party...

Kitanna · 04-05-2006, 11:46 AM

The Hobbits break the rule of waiting forty-five minutes after you eat to go swimming.

The Only Real Estel · 04-05-2006, 11:51 AM

As Merry & Pippin discovered, the Kiddy Pool had its advantages.

(remember the Kiddy Pool? :P)

Farael · 04-05-2006, 11:54 AM

Sauron unveiled his latest treachery, as he let two hungry hobbits loose in Gondor's food and water reserves.

Valesse · 04-05-2006, 09:48 PM

It wouldn't be until later before the two hobbits would find out, at the amusement of the Ents, just how old that entdraught REALLY was.

OR

Merry and Pippin were delighted to find out that Saruman made the Uruk-Hai eat their vegitables.

Lalwendë · 04-06-2006, 05:51 AM

Merry and Pippin could not contain their happiness. It was every Hobbit's dream. Unlimited pipeweed, a full larder, and enough gravy to bathe in.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-06-2006, 07:11 AM

Saruman should have known better than to leave his larder keys with the two strangely clean and small Orcs.

OR

Two minuets earlier...

Treebeard: Merry and Pippin, go in there and empty it of everything. I want to use it as a mushroom growing room.

Balin999 · 04-06-2006, 07:21 AM

Merry to Pip: "Remember when you said you'd instantly wet your pants if you'd ever get your hands on proper food again?"

Elu Ancalime · 04-06-2006, 09:33 PM

Pippin:Egad...WE FOUND IT! Shangri-mama's kitchen! I knew it was in the Dead Marshes...Gollum said I was crazy.....they all said I was crazy....

Merry: Good thing we brought Sam along, nobody would believe the two of us! Tally ho Sam!

.............

Pippin: Sam?

Merry: Uh, Pippin, you what this means......

Pippin: Sam drowned so now we get his dibs?

Merry: Right! Let's not wait for him to come back and take it all to Mandos!
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Elu Ancalime · 04-06-2006, 11:08 PM

Merry: Pip, take baby Moses and his basket and put him up there where he wont get wet. Wait, why do you have a chiken?

Pippen:Umm, to complemint the roast and veggies.

Merry:So wheres Moses?

P:Uhh.......at 273 Kelvin.

M:That's 112 Farenheight, yes?

P:Right...

M:and 100 Celsius?

P:................

M:If you hadnt killed Moses we wouldnt have had to swim across you know. Fool.
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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-06-2006, 11:45 PM

Merry: Why does Saruman want the Ring when he has THIS?

OR

Pippin: My eyes! I'm Blind! But so happy!

Gandalf_the _white · 04-07-2006, 04:10 AM

Boromir had got one too many pop-ups and cracked:
Boromir: MWAAHHAAAA!!! CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE ONE RING!!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-07-2006, 09:30 AM

Hobbits. They'd give their own legs for some food...

narfforc · 04-08-2006, 10:42 AM

Pippin:I think they've forgotten about us Merry, and left us standing in this water.
Merry: Why do you think that?
Pippin:I have a sneaky feeling that the've gone off with that Hookbill to Mount Zoom.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2006, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by narfforc

Pippin:I think they've forgotten about us Merry, and left us standing in this water.
Merry: Why do you think that?
Pippin:I have a sneaky feeling that the've gone off with that Hookbill to Mount Zoom.

Merry: U.R.R Jokin!

Sorry, thought it was appropriate.

The Only Real Estel · 04-08-2006, 01:02 PM

Merry & Pippin went searching for a new picture but only found a bunch of food.

*Hint* *Hint*

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2006, 01:16 PM

Melkor: Get out of my chair! I want to watch The Lord of the Rings Extended editions back to back!

Hurin: Sorry!

OR

Morgoth: Look over there! A Mountain with wheels!

Hurin: Your lies of late have got really pathetic... *splat*

Morsul the Dark · 04-08-2006, 01:23 PM

MOrgoth:If Ive told you once I've told you a million times clean up your room its filthy!

or

Morgoth has begun training to become the next Disco King

or

Morgoth orginal attempts at recruiting an army weren't too successful

MOrgoth:Where were you I was worried sick!
Hurin:I was over there at Ulmos' house
Morgoth:Well I don't want you hanging out with him he's a bad influence

Kath · 04-08-2006, 01:27 PM

Morgoth: I'm big, you're small. I'm right, you're wrong. I'm smart, you're stupid.

Hurin: Well I may not be big or clever, but at least I don't have to chain people to rocks to get them to pay attention to me!

Gurthang · 04-08-2006, 01:33 PM

Headless Giant: *points*
Hurin: "I'm over here, you moron!"

OR

Fighting a Headless Giant was so exciting that Hurin fell asleep. It was okay, though, because the Headless Giant couldn't see, hear, smell, or taste him. He had little to fear.

mormegil · 04-08-2006, 01:46 PM

The real reason Hurin was cursed was not for defying Morgoth...

Morgoth: Hurin that is my throne not the throne.

Hurin: Oops!

Morsul the Dark · 04-08-2006, 01:54 PM

The witchking was bigger in person than most thought

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2006, 02:00 PM

Morgoth: If you're going to keep that dog, then clean it's mess up! Its making a most terrible smell in the kitchen!

OR

Morgoth: I caught a fish that was THIS big!

Or yet!

Morgoth: Surrender onto me your secrets or you shall suffer the terrible wrath of my secret weapon... Gandalf!!

Hurin: NOOOO!!!

Morsul the Dark · 04-08-2006, 02:03 PM

Morgoth talking to a very young sauron:I dont care if he gets to go to Middle-Earth Im not Gandalf's mentor Im yours now youd better get evil real quick and stop all this "good" nonsense

the real reason sauron is evil

04-04-2006, 01:30 PM	#10241
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	rise n' shine Thanks to their discovery in the kitchen that morning, Merry found it impossible to scold Pippin for drinking before bed the night before. Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 04-04-2006 at 02:53 PM.

04-04-2006, 01:38 PM	#10242
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: This is the single best thing that has EVER happened to me! Pippin: What about your wedding day? Merry: ... This is better! Pippin: ... ... Agreed! OR This is actually the prelude to two pictures ago (Sauron's tower falling). These two alone ate Sauron out of house and home. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-04-2006, 01:55 PM	#10243
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Well, maybe the plumbing backed up a little, but most of this 'ere food still looks good!" OR The Watcher in the Water's hobbit trap was working perfectly. As soon as they touched the glue-covered food, they would be his. Let Boromir and Legolas try to save them NOW!! OR Even after global warming occurred, the slaughterhouse was still a fun place to play. OR Normally when a drowning man sees his life flashing before his eyes, he becomes afraid. Not so for Merry and Pippin... "Remember that turkey? I ate that!" "OOH! Yes! And there's the mutton we had at your grandma's house last Thursday!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-04-2006, 02:14 PM	#10244
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman's pipe weed, which was just smoked by the two hobbits, was exeptionally potent. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

04-04-2006, 03:30 PM	#10245
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Merry and Pippin had found the promise land - An abandoned pre-stockmarket storehouse of Martha Stuwart... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-04-2006, 03:41 PM	#10246
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Whoever said "help yourselves to a wee snack" when visited by passing travellers seriously underestimated Hobbit appetites. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-04-2006, 03:57 PM	#10247
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Merry and Pippin laughed scornfully at the poor excuse for a 'challenge' that was set before them in the final of the Middle Earth Glutton Bowl contest. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-04-2006, 05:41 PM	#10248
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Who said you can't have too much ale? Merry: "Geez, Pippin. That barrel of ale we found was proper 1420. I just wish I hadn't had so much." Pippin: "Why is the water so warm here????" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

04-04-2006, 06:00 PM	#10249
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The hobbits stumbled across Bombur’s midmorning “snack.”

04-04-2006, 11:38 PM	#10250
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Those legends that treasure was hidden under Bag End were a little wrong. But never before were Hobbits SO happy to be wrong! OR Merry and Pippin were so happy to find this food that they began to just melt away. And you thought Isenguard was flooded by a broken dam. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-05-2006, 01:50 AM	#10251
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Pippin: You know I never understood the story about that boy Jack and this bean stalk.... Merry: I understand it now.... but the story never said anything about plumbing problems...... Pippin: Oh you didn't know... The old lady did it..... __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

04-05-2006, 02:07 AM	#10252
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	After the storm had gone, the hobbit looters arrived to raid the shops of Wormtongues Wares and Sarumans Supplies, happy in the knowledge that they were the only two greedy hobbits for miles around. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-05-2006, 03:23 AM	#10253
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "Jamie Oliver won't be trying anything new today once we've finished with his larder!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-05-2006, 05:56 AM	#10254
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Donkeys and carrots It was possible to overcome a hobbit's innate distrust of water if you gave them the right encouragement. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-05-2006, 07:32 AM	#10255
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The smiles were wiped off their faces when reminded of "hanghobbit". __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII Last edited by Holbytlass; 04-05-2006 at 07:35 AM.

04-05-2006, 08:35 AM	#10256
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Merry: "Oh, Pip, I think I see your lost contact!" Pippin: squints "Nevermind that, I don't need it anymore. I can see that that's food, and that's good enough for me!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

04-05-2006, 11:13 AM	#10257
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	You haven't seen snacks until you've been to a hobbit's Super Bowl party...

04-05-2006, 11:46 AM	#10258
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	The Hobbits break the rule of waiting forty-five minutes after you eat to go swimming. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

04-05-2006, 11:51 AM	#10259
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	playing off of Kitanna As Merry & Pippin discovered, the Kiddy Pool had its advantages. (remember the Kiddy Pool? :P)

04-05-2006, 11:54 AM	#10260
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Sauron unveiled his latest treachery, as he let two hungry hobbits loose in Gondor's food and water reserves. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

04-05-2006, 09:48 PM	#10261
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	It wouldn't be until later before the two hobbits would find out, at the amusement of the Ents, just how old that entdraught REALLY was. OR Merry and Pippin were delighted to find out that Saruman made the Uruk-Hai eat their vegitables. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

04-06-2006, 05:51 AM	#10262
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Merry and Pippin could not contain their happiness. It was every Hobbit's dream. Unlimited pipeweed, a full larder, and enough gravy to bathe in. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-06-2006, 07:11 AM	#10263
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman should have known better than to leave his larder keys with the two strangely clean and small Orcs. OR Two minuets earlier... Treebeard: Merry and Pippin, go in there and empty it of everything. I want to use it as a mushroom growing room. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-06-2006, 07:21 AM	#10264
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 493	Merry to Pip: "Remember when you said you'd instantly wet your pants if you'd ever get your hands on proper food again?" __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

04-06-2006, 09:33 PM	#10265
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Pippin:Egad...WE FOUND IT! Shangri-mama's kitchen! I knew it was in the Dead Marshes...Gollum said I was crazy.....they all said I was crazy.... Merry: Good thing we brought Sam along, nobody would believe the two of us! Tally ho Sam! ............. Pippin: Sam? Merry: Uh, Pippin, you what this means...... Pippin: Sam drowned so now we get his dibs? Merry: Right! Let's not wait for him to come back and take it all to Mandos! ________ Gm Premium V Engine Specifications Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:40 PM.

04-06-2006, 11:08 PM	#10266
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Merry: Pip, take baby Moses and his basket and put him up there where he wont get wet. Wait, why do you have a chiken? Pippen:Umm, to complemint the roast and veggies. Merry:So wheres Moses? P:Uhh.......at 273 Kelvin. M:That's 112 Farenheight, yes? P:Right... M:and 100 Celsius? P:................ M:If you hadnt killed Moses we wouldnt have had to swim across you know. Fool. ________ Silversurfer Vaporizer Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:42 PM.

04-06-2006, 11:45 PM	#10267
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: Why does Saruman want the Ring when he has THIS? OR Pippin: My eyes! I'm Blind! But so happy! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-07-2006, 04:10 AM	#10268
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Boromir had got one too many pop-ups and cracked: Boromir: MWAAHHAAAA!!! CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE ONE RING!!!

04-07-2006, 09:30 AM	#10269
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Hobbits. They'd give their own legs for some food... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-08-2006, 10:42 AM	#10270
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Hellooooooooooooooooo Pippin:I think they've forgotten about us Merry, and left us standing in this water. Merry: Why do you think that? Pippin:I have a sneaky feeling that the've gone off with that Hookbill to Mount Zoom. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-08-2006, 01:02 PM	#10272
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry & Pippin went searching for a new picture but only found a bunch of food. Hint Hint

04-08-2006, 01:16 PM	#10273
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Hint taken :p Melkor: Get out of my chair! I want to watch The Lord of the Rings Extended editions back to back! Hurin: Sorry! OR Morgoth: Look over there! A Mountain with wheels! Hurin: Your lies of late have got really pathetic... splat __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-08-2006, 01:23 PM	#10274
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	MOrgoth:If Ive told you once I've told you a million times clean up your room its filthy! or Morgoth has begun training to become the next Disco King or Morgoth orginal attempts at recruiting an army weren't too successful MOrgoth:Where were you I was worried sick! Hurin:I was over there at Ulmos' house Morgoth:Well I don't want you hanging out with him he's a bad influence __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-08-2006, 01:27 PM	#10275
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Morgoth: I'm big, you're small. I'm right, you're wrong. I'm smart, you're stupid. Hurin: Well I may not be big or clever, but at least I don't have to chain people to rocks to get them to pay attention to me! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

04-08-2006, 01:33 PM	#10276
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Hurin and the Headless Giant.... Headless Giant: points Hurin: "I'm over here, you moron!" OR Fighting a Headless Giant was so exciting that Hurin fell asleep. It was okay, though, because the Headless Giant couldn't see, hear, smell, or taste him. He had little to fear. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 04-09-2006 at 12:00 AM.