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03-24-2006, 09:18 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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The very reason why one should never keep toothpaste and foot lotion next to each other on a bathroom shelf.
Frodo: Oh well, at least my feet are now safe from acid attacks. edit: This is my 100th caption! 
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Doing spit bubbles is cute when you're two!!
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03-24-2006, 06:29 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Frodo found out the hard way that adding real vanilla to ice cream is not very tasty.
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03-24-2006, 08:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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 Butterbur: "Wanna hear some more knock-knock jokes?" Frodo: "No!"
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03-24-2006, 08:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Things paint what they used to be
Frodo to Barliman: What are you grinning about?
Barliman: It's painted on this way, but if it wasn't I'd still have a good laugh at your big hairy feet, and that wig you've got on.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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03-24-2006, 11:49 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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The animated version of Gollum was too fat, with too much hair, and wore clothes, but the animators had been spot on with the greedy and fey look in his eyes.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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03-25-2006, 12:44 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Barliman: What do you mean I look like a pervert.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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03-25-2006, 02:05 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Frodo: Oh no! He's after the Ring!
Barliman: No, I'm after your money! OR Barliman: Oh what big feet you have. Frodo: All the better to kick you with.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-25-2006, 03:17 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Frodo: Who's that strange fellow with a skirt on?
Barliman: Oh, he's one of them Strangers of the North, we call him Strides-less on account of him having no trousers. (Sorry for the colloquialism, strides=trousers)
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03-25-2006, 03:21 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Frodo: "I never expected to meet Les Dawson in the Prancing Pony! Got any good mother in law jokes?"
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Gordon's alive!
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03-25-2006, 04:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and spitting on my floor!"
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03-25-2006, 04:48 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Grins.
Butterbur: How do you like my new dentures?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-25-2006, 12:54 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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When Frodo dropped his wallet and it fell through the floor, Barliman was only too happy to help him out...
OR Inspired by Quote:
OR yet! Butterbur STILL can't believe its not butter!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-25-2006 at 01:02 PM. |
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03-25-2006, 02:31 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Suitably inspired by Barliman's manic grin and the giant open oven in the background
Butterbur: This way sir, let me show you to the oven- er, room.. will you be stewing with- I mean, staying with us long?
Frodo: Um, maybe we should leave, Sam.... Sam? Man in corner eating: Mmmm, tater seasoning...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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03-25-2006, 03:32 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Barliman: Ohhh you're cute!!!
Frodo:
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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03-25-2006, 03:49 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Butterbur: For the last time, Mr. Underhill, I can't get the white wine any whiter!
Frodo: Try putting some more milk in it... OR Butterbur: Wednesday night is give me all your money night! If you don't join in, you get thrown tot he Black Riders! 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-25-2006, 04:24 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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As a child, Butterbur didn't believe his mother when she told him his face would get stuck making faces like that.
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03-25-2006, 04:35 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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Butterbur just couldn't resist sticking a whoopee cushion in Frodo's chair.
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03-25-2006, 06:26 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Some are blessed with exceptional looks. Some are blessed with great intelligence. Some are blessed with both. Butterbur was blessed with neither.
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03-25-2006, 08:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Don't make a song a dance about it.................
Barman Butterball: Right Mister Undersized, the karaoke starts in five minutes, your on after Legless Greenteeth and the Six Pistelves, Oh and don't sing any songs by Elvish Parsley, because Strides-less thinks he's The King.
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03-25-2006, 09:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Butterbur: You'd look like this, too, if a bee stung your cheek!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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03-26-2006, 12:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Frodo: AAHH!! It's that evil woman from The Goonies!
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03-26-2006, 02:27 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Butterbur: So, do you think I'll get that page three-newspaper photo shoot?
Frodo: Erm... of course... *to Sam* Lets get out of here!
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03-26-2006, 12:20 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Frodo can't understand why Butterbur has his hair dyed two colors at once.
OR Butterbur: "And I thought elves had pointy ears!"
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03-26-2006, 02:47 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Butterbur: Ale? Toast?
Frodo: Actually, I'd like the new picture, please.  After Denethor found his pet Olyphant dead, Pippin had some explaining to do... Pippin: I swear! I didn't do it! It was like that when I found it! OR Pippin: Merry! We've got our ears stuck together!  OR even! Pippin: Merry! There's a giant Olyphant in the bath! Merry: You don't say?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-26-2006, 02:52 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Harry Potter catches sight of Merry and Pippin through his invisibility cloak. (Doesn't that crinklely quality speak to an Invisibility Cloak?)
OH!!! WAIT!!!! Merry and Pippin catch sight of Gandalf... wearing an invisible cloak!
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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03-26-2006, 03:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,538
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Aragorn thought it'd be funny to throw a blanket over his head and pretend to be a ghost. After having seen some true ghosts during the battle, the joke did not go down very well with the hobbits.
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03-26-2006, 05:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Pippin; Ha-ha Merry, how did you manage to kill that Oliphaunt with only that salami saugage your trying to hide from me.
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03-26-2006, 05:53 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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The Hobbits are terrified to learn there really is such thing as an elephant graveyard.
or The true terror of crazy glue. Pippin: Stop pulling! You're going to rip off my ear!
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03-26-2006, 07:44 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Pippin: Hi folks, I'm Peregrin Took, and this is my dummy Merry. Say Hello Merry!
Pippin in a high voice: Hello folks! Pippin: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week everyone!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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03-26-2006, 08:56 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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Merry: "You killed it. You cook it!"
Pippin: "WAAAAAHHHH!!!"
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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends. |
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03-26-2006, 11:49 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Pippin: Merry, The Olyphant took the top bunk!
OR Merry: My mobile phone is vibrating... I know it's inside this armour somewhere... Pippin: You just don't want to talk to me! Merry: ... Erm... no comment. 
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03-26-2006, 11:55 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,591
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Merry: Look at the size of that footprint!! What could have caused it?!
Pippin: Hold me Merry, I’m scared!!!
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03-27-2006, 12:45 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Merry doesn't quite know how best to help his friend in this situation
Pippin: Merry, HELP ME!!! That wedgie the orc gave me really, really hurts!!!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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03-27-2006, 02:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Pippin: Merry is dead!
Merry: No I'm not! Pippin: I can still hear his voice! OR Merry: What caused all this devastation? Pippin: Gandalf the grey un- Merry: DON'T SAY IT!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-27-2006, 08:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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Sort of inspired by Hookbill's "merry's dead" joke reminded me of monty python holy grail
Pippin: look a swallow carrying a cocoanut! Merry:dont be crazy thats impossible Pippin:Ghosts just killed these oliphant your going to tell me a swallow cant carry a cocoanut?? Merry:That depends was it an Ergion Swallow or a Haradian Swallow, im just swaying its a matter of weight ratio....
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03-27-2006, 01:18 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Merry: What are you crying about now?
Pippin: The oliphaunt landed on my foot!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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03-27-2006, 01:58 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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After fighting their way through an Olyphant stampede, Pippin is beyond dismay when he discovers that all the ale has run out at the victory party.
OR It seems that the Olyphant tripped over Pippin. It hurt Pippin's back, apparently.
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03-27-2006, 04:17 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The first architects at Stonehenge weren't overly stupendous...
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03-27-2006, 04:33 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
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Pippin: NOOOOO!!!! He landed on the mushrooms!
OR The result of Shire's Annual Beer Drinking Contest: Oliphant: AAuuouohhh..... ZZZZZZZZZ Pippin: Fine asch... Alchj...Ale here at oursch Ggrreeen Dshagon! One more plaesch! Merry: Pippin, I think you've won already. OR Pippin: AHhhhh, disgusting! Merry: At least we know what happens to an Oliphant with a nosebleed, don't we? OR yet again... Merry: A new verse is needed for this occasion... Big as a house, slayed by a mouse?
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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