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03-16-2006, 09:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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HAPPY 10000th CRAZY CAPTION DAY!!
Thank you Robin Headstrong and Hookbill the Goomba!! On the collage Hookbill did, if you squint your eyes you can see Gandalf...uncloaked!!
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03-16-2006, 09:21 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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 I think someone should contact Robin Headstrong, congratulate him on making the longest thread on the Downs. *Waves flag* Coincidently, Robin Headstrong currently holds the 92nd spot in the post count for this topic. Anyway: Guard: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Gandalf: No, it's Pippin throwing my fine china out of the window!  *runs*OR You can't see it, but Gandalf is actually dragging Denethor with his staff. Gandalf: What have I told you about playing with fire?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-16-2006 at 10:34 AM. |
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03-16-2006, 09:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Gandalfs school of dance
"lets review its step 1-2-3-4 step1-2-3-4 flip and sache" 
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03-16-2006, 09:32 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Gandalf: Saruman thinks he can steal my uncloaking!? Well guess what Saruman, I'm stealing your COLOR!! Hahaha!!
Guard: It's ok Mithrandir, we'll get you your medication and get you back into your room.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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03-16-2006, 10:28 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I was sure it was left, right, straight, left, left, right.
Guard: Sir, you've passed here five times.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-16-2006, 10:41 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Gandalf: I knew I should have taken that left turn at alberquerque!!! Darn MapQuest!!
 or Gandalf tries to beat Boromir at his own game: Rock and roll!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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03-16-2006, 11:03 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Two seconds later, the guard stuck out his spear and tripped up the wizard. Anything to stop him uncloaking for the fifth time that morning.
OR Gandalf heard there was a cloak sale on the seventh level. "Must... be first... *pant, gasp* New cloaks... make new uncloaking routine... *collapse*" OR Denethor just found out it was Gandalf who tp'ed the throne room.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 03-16-2006 at 11:06 AM. |
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03-16-2006, 11:07 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Check out post 1199 on page 30 and 1861 & 1862 on page 47! This thread is actually three threads merged into one. So, let's give a big hand to Robin Headstrong, Airehiriel and The Barrow-Wight for making this thread what it is today!"The Nine, the Seven and the Three all had their proper gem, but not so the One."
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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03-16-2006, 12:57 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Well, the original curator, Sir Robin, as I shall call him, last posted here in 2002, back when I were only yay high.
Back on track! Gandalf: RUN! It's going to blow! Guard: What? Gandalf: Denethor has just finished a large meal. And I gave him a wafer thin mint! Guard:
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-16-2006, 01:41 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Gandalf: "Hey, you can't have my copy of Richard III! It's mine, Peregrin Took!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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03-16-2006, 02:21 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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*Guard reeling and ready to faint*
Gandalf: I mean it, do not go in there. (Mutters) Stupid curry take away. |
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03-16-2006, 02:42 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
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Gandalf has finally finished his sewing-the-cloak-to-his-arms work and are now ready to try it out:
"If Balrogs can fly (without wings?), I can do it!" EDIT: the lost brother Gandalf the Wright? OR Gandalf trying out different poses in the wind-tunnel OR Gandalf hurrying home to the Downs to congratulate to the 10000th post in CC. His real name IS after all Gandalf the Wight. 
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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03-16-2006, 02:54 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf attempts the annual Stewards of Fire fun run round the Quad at Minas Tirith.
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Gordon's alive!
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03-16-2006, 03:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Furious, Gandalf marches up to speak to Denethor about the color of Minas Tirith. (It clashes with his robes.)
OR His mind preoccupied with other matters, Gandalf doesn't notice Robert the Guard stick out his foot... OR Robert the Guard: Excuse me, Sir... Gandalf: What is it? I've been waiting all day to get this far in line! Let me on the roller coaster! Robert: I'm sorry but... (*holds up pole*) ...You must be this tall in order to ride. Gandalf:... ... ... .... Ten minutes later, DennyLand was closed due to an explosion in the rollercoaster area.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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03-16-2006, 11:26 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Annoying, ain't it?
Gandalf dropped the keys to his room way back in the first level.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-17-2006, 12:30 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf ignored the sign that the guard was holding, saying,
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-17-2006, 12:42 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Bribery.
Gandalf: See that Hobbit over there?
Gondor Gary: Yes, sir. Gandalf: I'll give you five gold pieces if you push him off the wall. Gondor Gary: Money first.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-17-2006, 01:30 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Peace negotiations failed after Sauron declared that a term MUST be written in that Gandalf remained cloaked at all times. He wouldn't hear of it!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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03-17-2006, 05:33 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Gandalf: Walk to Rivendell, my foot!! I'd like to see those dead people try the Gandalf challenge="Run to Minas Tirith with a 1000 foot fall fighting a Balrog Challenge"!!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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03-17-2006, 07:19 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school before Denathor begins his fire safety lessons!
OR You may think this is in bad taste... Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school to teach those kids about cloaks! Guard:
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-17-2006, 07:20 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
Posts: 155
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grr i can't see the new one
 and i luv this thread (i always look here first when i log on )
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03-17-2006, 07:26 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world
Posts: 155
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hookbill can you please put the pic up again? i can't see it
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03-17-2006, 08:42 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Hum-de-hum. Try this.
Anyway: Gandalf is enraged to discover that Sauron, by use of magical powers, has written, "Gandalf is a big softie!" Followed by a diagram of Sauron uncloaked!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-17-2006, 09:36 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Gandalf storms angrily out of the hall, having lost out to Dumbledore in the Best Wise Old Wizard Award for the third year running.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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03-17-2006, 04:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Gandalf struts his supreme hair authority in front of an elven panel at a new L'Oreal HairCare meeting...
*swish* *swish*... G: Thank you, it's completely natural... ~ Aesthete
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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03-17-2006, 09:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Anador
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An average April 2 starts out.......
...then suddenly!!! Gandalf: HAHAHAHA! UNCLOAKING IN RATH DIENIN!!! Guard: NOOO! Do not desecrate the dead with the nudity of a wizard! Gandalf: Just kidding. See? Im wearing undergarments. Alatar's the one whose gonna streak. Guard: Eww, really? Wait...he came back form the East!? Gandalf: No, I killed him. Guard: !? Gandalf: You Gondorians are fools; perhaps you are related to a Peregrin Took? ________ Civic (second generation) Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:29 PM. |
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03-18-2006, 02:00 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: Aaaaagh! 200,000 Orcs just showed up at my doorstep!
OR Gandalf always took his early morning jog, even if the city was under attack from the armies of Sauron.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-18-2006, 11:43 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "Who lit these torches!!?? For the last time, they're my oldest antiques - for looking, not touching!!"
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03-18-2006, 11:57 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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FIRST GUARD: (smiling smugly) Oh, you'll be here for the All-Gondor Biggest Stick Contest, right?
(Gandalf frowns portentously, looking at his meagre staff compared to the guard's spear. He speaks a Word of Power and it triples in length.) SECOND GUARD: Nice attempt, wizard, but mine's still longer... (Gandalf storms off.)
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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03-18-2006, 12:14 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Guard: What's that green mist rising up the city?
Gandalf: It's Aragorn! He's still not had a bath!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-18-2006, 12:50 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Werewolf Gandalf storms away from th computer having been lynched on Day 1
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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03-18-2006, 02:26 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: How dare Denethor insult me like that! I'm both intelligent and a Gentleman... an intelli-gent, if you like. *grumble*
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-18-2006, 10:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Anador
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Gandalf: I better make sure Denethor dosnt steal my beverage!
 Denethor:Mmmm...I like the Ecto Cooler flavor, it beats Dorwinnion white by a longshot. ________ Magic Flight Launch Box Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:30 PM. |
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03-18-2006, 11:36 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,591
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Denethor: Blooowing bubbles, in the Hi-C,
Maaaaake me happy...
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...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... |
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03-18-2006, 11:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Denethor: "Heh, heh! You can't poison my Hi-C without me figuring out, Mithrandir."
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03-19-2006, 12:11 AM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Peter Jackson was overbudget
So he decided a little product placement couldn't hurt.
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03-19-2006, 12:29 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Watching the door so that his chef won't catch him, Denethor puts down his wine and takes a swig of his Hi-C.
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03-19-2006, 02:18 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Denethor: ... ... This isn't my pipe!
OR Denethor: This is all I have left. Someone has stolen all my fine china and posh cups. And I think I know who it was, Mithrandir! Gandalf: It wasn't me! Didn't you see the earlier caption! Pippin was throwing all my china out of the window! He must have done the same to you!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-19-2006, 02:31 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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After having found out from Gandalf that Aragorn is on his way to Minas Tirith, Denethor knew he needed MORE Vitamin C.
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03-19-2006, 03:11 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Ah, covetousness.
Denethor stares at Gandalf's daiquiri while he sips his Hi-C.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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