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Gorwingel · 01-31-2003, 02:12 PM

Pink hat girl: Why did they have to put me with this group of men, I thought this was a girls camp.

MerryBrandybuck04 · 01-31-2003, 04:34 PM

i hope this works!

MerryBrandybuck04 · 01-31-2003, 04:39 PM

dang!

how do u do this?!

Tar-Palantir · 01-31-2003, 07:54 PM

Girl: Now where did I leave my costume?

Merrybrandybuck04:
For a picture to come through you need to use the entire web address. The address you tried is http://rotk_merrypippin_isengard_1.jpg/ so you can see why it did not work

Shy Hobbit · 01-31-2003, 09:34 PM

Ok guys...keep this one CLEAN

Legolas:Ai! Ai! A balrog, don't let it get me!

Boromir: Don't worry I won't....(hehe you think)

Diamond18 · 02-01-2003, 12:43 AM

The Khazad-dum theme park is lots of fun! Thrills and spills and close calls with death a minute! Smile for the camera, boys!

Gorwingel · 02-01-2003, 01:00 AM

Legolas: Boromir, I'll keep you from falling down that great distance down there.

Boromir: No, No, you really don't have to help me, I am actually going to die a few chapters from this, so it really wouldn't matter in the long run if I went now, Ok!

Tar-Palantir · 02-01-2003, 03:16 AM

Legolas: I told you that elf-wine was strong but, NOOOOOOO, you wouldn't listen!

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-01-2003, 04:23 AM

Boromir: *quietly* Mwahahaha, I'm going to get you soon Legolas...... hahaha...
Legolas: What was that Boromir?
Boromir: Oh, nothing..... tehehehe

Nuinatariel · 02-01-2003, 08:47 AM

Boromir: Can't....breathe....

Eruwen · 02-01-2003, 01:11 PM

Ok, I'm sorry to do another picture so fast, I just saw this one and had to do it.

Gorwingel · 02-01-2003, 02:08 PM

Personal comment: Oh my gosh, he looks like a girl, or maybe like he's twelve years old, I love Elijah and all, but he looks really young in that photo.

Now on to the caption...

Frodo: (looking up at Gandalf) Gandalf, I don't want to embarrass you, but I think you have some spinach in your teeth and it is really bothering me.

Helkahothion · 02-01-2003, 02:29 PM

For the Legolas and Boromir one,

Legolas:It's a Balrog. DOn't leave me alone. I will save you again. Just don't leave me alone.

Boromir:Stop jabering you weanie!

Legolas:That does it!

*Legolas let 's Boromir go and Boromir drop's into the casm.

Aragorn:Why didn't you save him?

Legolas(with teary eyes): I tried, but I was to late.

*Legolas walks away from the group*

Legolas:Looks like the trick with the unuion still work's.

Was that cruel?

Greeitngs,

Anuion
________
Extreme q

Diamond18 · 02-01-2003, 02:34 PM

Yeah, that lighting does do funny things to his face.

Frodo: "Ever since I got this Ring I've felt like there's an axe hanging over me head." *looks up* "Oh...there is an axe hanging over my head."

Eh...yeah, whatever, Diamond... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Mintyztwin · 02-01-2003, 02:36 PM

Ha! Those were great!!

Legolas and Boromir:

Legolas: "It's okay. It's just a movie, Boromir!"

Boromir: "I hate it when Bambi's mom dies!! Waaaaah!"

The Frodo one:
Elijah: "Y'know, this whole forced perspective thing is starting to get to me!"

On a slightly different note, the other day in Music History class, we were wathcing the magic flute, and in this movie, Papageno looked EXACTLY like Sam!!! I was SO shocked! I kept thinking, "That can't be Sean Austin, can it?" It was really weird!

Helkahothion · 02-01-2003, 02:41 PM

Ehm,

Call me stupid, but I believe that was Sean Astin. There is a movie about a boy looking for new parent's just for fun. SOmething with North in it. That boy was played by the one and only Elija Wood. Elija was also a house guest at the Osbourns. Did you know that Jack Osbourne has a firsth print of Lotr?

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Daihatsu Materia History

02-01-2003, 02:58 PM

Frodo:I can see right up your nose.....

Willowwater,Muffin lovin' freak

dragoneyes · 02-01-2003, 05:30 PM

Legolas and Boromir one -
Legolas: Stop laughing! This is a serious scene!
Boromir: But you're tickling me!

Frodo one -
Frodo: Ohhhh, Yellow!

Tar-Palantir · 02-01-2003, 05:31 PM

Frodo: "Sam, I seem to have wet myself...again."

Brinniel · 02-02-2003, 02:03 AM

Not the best clarity, but I thought it was a cute picture. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-02-2003, 07:05 AM

Rosie (rose, oh i forget): Look at me, Sam, SAM....
Sam: If I ignor her she'll go away....

dragoneyes · 02-02-2003, 07:12 AM

Sam: I need help, there's someone jumping out of the back of my head and Rosie's trying to show me her armpit hair.
bloke just to the right of Sam: *ridiculous farmers accent* Do I look like a farmer if I do this?

Rose Cotton · 02-02-2003, 08:24 AM

Personal comment: Hey! Isn't that Frodo to the right of Sam!

Sam: I think I've had too much ale. Oh, well I'll just get some more.

Gorwingel · 02-02-2003, 02:58 PM

Sam: That Rosie's great and all, but sometimes she's just a little too perky, look at that dancing?

Eruwen · 02-02-2003, 03:46 PM

Personal Note: Lol! I think that is Frodo! {And assuming that it is, here is my caption...}

Frodo: Hey, Sam, look at this one!

Sam: What kind of Hobbit dancing is that? Maybe no one will think I'm with him if I don't answer. OMG, Rosie?!?

Rosie: Whoo! You're right, Frodo! This is fun!

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-02-2003, 08:18 PM

Rosie: (singing) Hey! Big spender! ... Spend a little time with me ... BA DA DA-DA DAAA DUM!

(Sam hopes that the earth will swallow him up.)

Diamond18 · 02-02-2003, 11:13 PM

Rosie: "I love to stay at the YMCA! Oh Yyyyyyy Mmmmmm Ccccccc Aaa-aaaaaa."

Sam: "I hate that song."

OR

Rosie: "Hey there big boy! Wanna dance with me?" [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

Sam: "What did the Gaffer put in the brew this time?"

OR

Frodo in background: "Hopefully everyone will be looking at Rose and Sam and won't notice that I look like a fool right now!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-03-2003, 06:45 AM

Rose: Help me Sam! I appear to have chopped my hands off!

PeregrinTook · 02-03-2003, 10:53 AM

lol That is definately Frodo! Hehehe I love that dance!

Frodo (to Rosie): Hey you're not supposed to be looking at Sam while I teach you my special dance!

Rosie: Well, maybe it I look at him, then he'll notice me!

Frodo (under his breath): Maybe he'll not want to notice you...

Tar-Palantir · 02-03-2003, 12:14 PM

Rosie: Playing hard to get was a waste of time...maybe I'll wait till his plastered then throw myself at him.....NOW!!"

Diamond18 · 02-03-2003, 04:26 PM

"C-c-courage."

dragoneyes · 02-03-2003, 05:53 PM

Eomer: What are you doing? You stupid tail! *starts chasing tail*

I'm so sorry, that just reminded me so much of the way my dog looks at her tail before she starts chasing it.

Tar-Palantir · 02-03-2003, 07:29 PM

"You talkin' to me?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"...Ohhh, I'll never get this right..."

[ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

Pookabunny · 02-03-2003, 07:54 PM

Rosie/Sam pic:

Rosie (slurring) SLAM!
Sam: Damn that farmer and his spiked ale!
Rosie (slurring): Slam! Ssssllam! Help meee! Y-uhmmmm...uh Y.... Sllam, how duju spil Y-M-C-A?

**************
Eomer pic:
narrator: He's a bad mutha..
Eomer: Shut yo' mouf!

Gorwingel · 02-03-2003, 08:47 PM

Eomer: What is wrong with me? It is not polite to stare! Go away!

Airehiriel · 02-04-2003, 10:21 AM

*thinks to self* If I hold this pose long enough, people may actually believe that I am capable of deep thoughts!

gralin musicteeth · 02-04-2003, 01:50 PM

Don't really have one for this, it just struck me as funny. (hope it works!)

Balin999 · 02-04-2003, 01:59 PM

"Now who was the one that said dwarves look ridiculous in baggy-pants, eh?"

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-04-2003, 02:35 PM

Eomer: Uh-huh, Aragorn, you're scaring me now...
~~~~~~~~~~
Gimli: How do I look? You thing Legolas will like this pic?

dragoneyes · 02-04-2003, 04:19 PM

Gimli: Cram! The only thing cool dwarves like me should eat!
*cram sales drop dramatically*

01-31-2003, 02:12 PM	#961
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Pink hat girl: Why did they have to put me with this group of men, I thought this was a girls camp. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-31-2003, 04:34 PM	#962
MerryBrandybuck04 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 15	i hope this works! __________________ Merry;)

01-31-2003, 04:39 PM	#963
MerryBrandybuck04 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Buckland Posts: 15	dang! how do u do this?! __________________ Merry;)

01-31-2003, 07:54 PM	#964
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Girl: Now where did I leave my costume? Merrybrandybuck04: For a picture to come through you need to use the entire web address. The address you tried is http://rotk_merrypippin_isengard_1.jpg/ so you can see why it did not work __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

01-31-2003, 09:34 PM	#965
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Ok guys...keep this one CLEAN Legolas:Ai! Ai! A balrog, don't let it get me! Boromir: Don't worry I won't....(hehe you think) __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-01-2003, 12:43 AM	#966
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	The Khazad-dum theme park is lots of fun! Thrills and spills and close calls with death a minute! Smile for the camera, boys! __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-01-2003, 01:00 AM	#967
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Legolas: Boromir, I'll keep you from falling down that great distance down there. Boromir: No, No, you really don't have to help me, I am actually going to die a few chapters from this, so it really wouldn't matter in the long run if I went now, Ok! __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-01-2003, 03:16 AM	#968
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Legolas: I told you that elf-wine was strong but, NOOOOOOO, you wouldn't listen! __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-01-2003, 04:23 AM	#969
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Boromir: quietly Mwahahaha, I'm going to get you soon Legolas...... hahaha... Legolas: What was that Boromir? Boromir: Oh, nothing..... tehehehe __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

02-01-2003, 08:47 AM	#970
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	Boromir: Can't....breathe.... __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

02-01-2003, 01:11 PM	#971
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Ok, I'm sorry to do another picture so fast, I just saw this one and had to do it.

02-01-2003, 02:08 PM	#972
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Personal comment: Oh my gosh, he looks like a girl, or maybe like he's twelve years old, I love Elijah and all, but he looks really young in that photo. Now on to the caption... Frodo: (looking up at Gandalf) Gandalf, I don't want to embarrass you, but I think you have some spinach in your teeth and it is really bothering me. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-01-2003, 02:29 PM	#973
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	For the Legolas and Boromir one, Legolas:It's a Balrog. DOn't leave me alone. I will save you again. Just don't leave me alone. Boromir:Stop jabering you weanie! Legolas:That does it! Legolas let 's Boromir go and Boromir drop's into the casm. Aragorn:Why didn't you save him? Legolas(with teary eyes): I tried, but I was to late. Legolas walks away from the group* Legolas:Looks like the trick with the unuion still work's. Was that cruel? Greeitngs, Anuion ________ Extreme q Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:49 AM.

02-01-2003, 02:34 PM	#974
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Yeah, that lighting does do funny things to his face. Frodo: "Ever since I got this Ring I've felt like there's an axe hanging over me head." looks up "Oh...there is an axe hanging over my head." Eh...yeah, whatever, Diamond... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-01-2003, 02:36 PM	#975
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Ha! Those were great!! Legolas and Boromir: Legolas: "It's okay. It's just a movie, Boromir!" Boromir: "I hate it when Bambi's mom dies!! Waaaaah!" The Frodo one: Elijah: "Y'know, this whole forced perspective thing is starting to get to me!" On a slightly different note, the other day in Music History class, we were wathcing the magic flute, and in this movie, Papageno looked EXACTLY like Sam!!! I was SO shocked! I kept thinking, "That can't be Sean Austin, can it?" It was really weird! __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

02-01-2003, 02:41 PM	#976
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Ehm, Call me stupid, but I believe that was Sean Astin. There is a movie about a boy looking for new parent's just for fun. SOmething with North in it. That boy was played by the one and only Elija Wood. Elija was also a house guest at the Osbourns. Did you know that Jack Osbourne has a firsth print of Lotr? Greetings, Anuion ________ Daihatsu Materia History Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:49 AM.

02-01-2003, 02:58 PM	#977
Willowwater Guest Posts: n/a	Frodo:I can see right up your nose..... Willowwater,Muffin lovin' freak

02-01-2003, 05:30 PM	#978
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Legolas and Boromir one - Legolas: Stop laughing! This is a serious scene! Boromir: But you're tickling me! Frodo one - Frodo: Ohhhh, Yellow! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-01-2003, 05:31 PM	#979
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Frodo: "Sam, I seem to have wet myself...again." __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-02-2003, 02:03 AM	#980
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Not the best clarity, but I thought it was a cute picture. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

02-02-2003, 07:05 AM	#981
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Rosie (rose, oh i forget): Look at me, Sam, SAM.... Sam: If I ignor her she'll go away.... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

02-02-2003, 07:12 AM	#982
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Sam: I need help, there's someone jumping out of the back of my head and Rosie's trying to show me her armpit hair. bloke just to the right of Sam: ridiculous farmers accent Do I look like a farmer if I do this? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-02-2003, 08:24 AM	#983
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	Personal comment: Hey! Isn't that Frodo to the right of Sam! Sam: I think I've had too much ale. Oh, well I'll just get some more. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

02-02-2003, 02:58 PM	#984
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Sam: That Rosie's great and all, but sometimes she's just a little too perky, look at that dancing? __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-02-2003, 03:46 PM	#985
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Personal Note: Lol! I think that is Frodo! {And assuming that it is, here is my caption...} Frodo: Hey, Sam, look at this one! Sam: What kind of Hobbit dancing is that? Maybe no one will think I'm with him if I don't answer. OMG, Rosie?!? Rosie: Whoo! You're right, Frodo! This is fun!

02-02-2003, 08:18 PM	#986
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Rosie: (singing) Hey! Big spender! ... Spend a little time with me ... BA DA DA-DA DAAA DUM! (Sam hopes that the earth will swallow him up.) __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-02-2003, 11:13 PM	#987
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Rosie: "I love to stay at the YMCA! Oh Yyyyyyy Mmmmmm Ccccccc Aaa-aaaaaa." Sam: "I hate that song." OR Rosie: "Hey there big boy! Wanna dance with me?" [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] Sam: "What did the Gaffer put in the brew this time?" OR Frodo in background: "Hopefully everyone will be looking at Rose and Sam and won't notice that I look like a fool right now!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-03-2003, 06:45 AM	#988
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Rose: Help me Sam! I appear to have chopped my hands off! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-03-2003, 10:53 AM	#989
PeregrinTook Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Good ol' USA! Posts: 26	lol That is definately Frodo! Hehehe I love that dance! Frodo (to Rosie): Hey you're not supposed to be looking at Sam while I teach you my special dance! Rosie: Well, maybe it I look at him, then he'll notice me! Frodo (under his breath): Maybe he'll not want to notice you... __________________ Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. ...Even if you were too small to understand why. ~~~I am Eothain in 'Adventures of the Female Fellowship' RPG!~~~

02-03-2003, 12:14 PM	#990
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Rosie: Playing hard to get was a waste of time...maybe I'll wait till his plastered then throw myself at him.....NOW!!" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-03-2003, 04:26 PM	#991
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	"C-c-courage." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-03-2003, 05:53 PM	#992
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Eomer: What are you doing? You stupid tail! starts chasing tail I'm so sorry, that just reminded me so much of the way my dog looks at her tail before she starts chasing it. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-03-2003, 07:29 PM	#993
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	"You talkin' to me?" "You talkin' to me?" "You talkin' to me?" "You talkin' to me?" "...Ohhh, I'll never get this right..." [ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ] __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-03-2003, 07:54 PM	#994
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Rosie/Sam pic: Rosie (slurring) SLAM! Sam: Damn that farmer and his spiked ale! Rosie (slurring): Slam! Ssssllam! Help meee! Y-uhmmmm...uh Y.... Sllam, how duju spil Y-M-C-A? ************** Eomer pic: narrator: He's a bad mutha.. Eomer: Shut yo' mouf! __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

02-03-2003, 08:47 PM	#995
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Eomer: What is wrong with me? It is not polite to stare! Go away! __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance