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02-21-2006, 03:12 AM | #9681 |
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Eowyn: If you want to strangle me, move your hand down a couple of inches.
Aragorn: Oh. Sorry. Eowyn: *chokes* OR Eowyn: What's with the green hand? You've been on the Barrow Downs haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!?
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02-21-2006, 03:32 AM | #9682 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Shrek???
Éowyn: You remind me of an onion.
Owner of strange hand: I have layers? Éowyn: No, you smell like one.
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02-21-2006, 04:10 AM | #9683 |
The Perilous Poet
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Eowyn: Seriously Darth, for the last time. You are not my father. No that doesn't mean you can touch me. Please leave me alone. Where's Luke when you need him?
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02-21-2006, 04:22 AM | #9684 |
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Aragorn: I told you if you keep messing with Gimli's axe, someone is going to lose a head. Now just keep it steady while I get the sewing kit.
OR Aragorn: For the last time, when I offer you a cake, don't eat out of my hand. It's creepy! Eowyn: But I LOVE cake!
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02-21-2006, 09:00 AM | #9685 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Eowyn to Aragorn: When learning to waltz, your hand goes on my shoulder, and your foot next to mine, SO REMOVE YOUR BOOT OFF MY SLIPPER YOU OAF!!!
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02-21-2006, 11:01 AM | #9686 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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PotC/LotR
Aragorn: "Sorry! A ranger's hands...I know they're rough."
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02-21-2006, 01:17 PM | #9687 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: It is true, they come with the fog. They are the Eaters of the Dead.
Eowyn: Are you serious? Aragorn: Indeed, gravely serious. Miranda: Peter! Viggo is pretending to be Antonio Banderas, again! Make him stop! Peter Jackson: Viggo! What have I told you?! Viggo: Umm...that I am not Antonio Banderas. Peter: Good. Do not do it again, again...*sighs* |
02-21-2006, 01:49 PM | #9688 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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After "The Adam's Family," Thing took a job as a hand double for Aragorn.
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02-21-2006, 01:57 PM | #9689 |
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Hi!
That "Hand-like growth" on Eowyn's cheek had grown conciderably.
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02-21-2006, 02:25 PM | #9690 |
Cryptic Aura
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The closeness of Aragorn's leather-gloved hand brought tears to Eowyn's eyes, for its scent alone brought back stirring memories of her favourite horse and the fondly remembered horsebacking riding lessons she had had as a young teen.
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02-21-2006, 08:24 PM | #9691 |
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Eowyn: Oh no! That was the day Legolas proposed!
Eowyn cries as she sees the photo of her uncle running away because she and Legolas were to be wed. ________ MARIJUANA NEWS Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:09 PM. |
02-21-2006, 08:40 PM | #9692 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Eowyn: I'm really liking this new biker girl image...oh yeah!
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02-22-2006, 12:28 AM | #9693 |
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Here's another new one!
How bout' Pippin: If I can't see them, they can't see me! |
02-22-2006, 03:12 AM | #9694 |
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*cringes*
Pippin: Please, please, please tell me that wasn't Frodo uncloaked.
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02-22-2006, 03:16 AM | #9695 |
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Théoden Pic -
Théoden: Must... get... down... steps... OR Théoden: Worm! I'll kill you! You- oooh! A penny! Pippin Pic - The carvings on the staff show a diagram of Gandalf's uncloaking. OR - A simpsons Rip off... As Gandalf uncloaks, Pippin has another memory to suppress... Pippin: I am at Disney land! Disney land!!!
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02-22-2006, 03:27 AM | #9696 |
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Dun dun DUNNN!!!
Pippin is about to be poked by the POKEY-STAFF OF DOOM!
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02-22-2006, 04:52 AM | #9697 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pippin has just been told he has been fired from the Fellowship, and the little Hobbit is upset for leaving them short staffed.
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02-22-2006, 07:58 AM | #9698 |
Maundering Mage
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Pippin realizes all too late that the water he just drank was not out of a well but rather part of the orc sewage network.
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02-22-2006, 08:05 AM | #9699 |
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Gandalf: Okay, without Bill, Pippin is going to have to hold some things for me. Here is my staff. My hat. My pack. My cloak...
Pippin: OR Pippin: I knew that last mushroom was a mistake. OR yet! Sam tries once more to explain Taters. Pippin has had enough.
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02-22-2006, 08:24 AM | #9700 |
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Pippin: Here's your cloak, Gandalf...it's on the end of this eleven-foot pole...just take it...please...
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02-22-2006, 08:40 AM | #9701 |
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Don't close your eyes, children; because that's when the Well Monster CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU AND GETS YOU!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!
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02-22-2006, 08:45 AM | #9702 |
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Pippin cries as his giant novelty lollipop begins to melt.
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02-22-2006, 09:16 AM | #9704 |
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Pippin didn't quite understand the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube.
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02-22-2006, 09:31 AM | #9705 |
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Pippin stabbed himself in the foot with the staff.
OR The Balrog had a nervous break down, Pippin couldn't bare to watch.
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02-22-2006, 09:32 AM | #9706 | |
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Pippin understood the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube far too well.
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02-22-2006, 09:37 AM | #9707 |
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Pippin offers up a silent prayer that his rather large helping of beans at second breakfast won't start playing the stomach-bassoon during Aragorn's coronation.
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02-22-2006, 10:43 AM | #9708 |
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Pippin: Pewww…looks foul and feels fair my foot. After that bean dip he smells pretty foul!
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02-22-2006, 12:44 PM | #9709 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pip:"If I pretend to be asleep, maybe Gandalf won't realize I was the one to drop the skeleton down the well"
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02-22-2006, 01:25 PM | #9710 |
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Pippin: AHHH-HHHHA! AH-Ha-Ha...Oh HO HO... Did you see taht!...Ahhh-hha ha...!The look on his face when aragon realized I tricked him into walking onto my clevery laid "sticks-over-a-hole" trap...AHHH-HA-HA!
Aragorn: *draws sword*
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02-22-2006, 01:55 PM | #9711 |
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Pippin's coatrack imitation fooled Gandalf every time.
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02-22-2006, 02:12 PM | #9712 | |
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Quote:
or It was never an easy thing to look down at what you just stepped in, especially as a bare foot hobbit.
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02-22-2006, 02:31 PM | #9713 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pippin: Ugh! Gandalf! Say it, don't spray it!
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02-22-2006, 05:55 PM | #9714 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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The Apprentice
Donald Trump: "You're fired!!!
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02-22-2006, 06:13 PM | #9715 | |
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The Apprentice
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Or do a remix 'Martha Stewart' style. MS:"You just dont fit in." Later->Dear, Pippin... ________ Vaporizer Pipe Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:10 PM. |
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Ewww . . .
Quote:
You know your day's not going well when you have to reach down a cave troll's toilet to get your only bag of pipeweed.
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02-22-2006, 07:31 PM | #9717 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Eowyn couldn't hold back tears of fear as the grotesque smell became overpowering with every step...
~ Aesthete
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02-22-2006, 09:25 PM | #9718 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Legolas: "Should I shoot Grima?"
Gandalf: "No. Wait till he kills Saruman."
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02-23-2006, 04:11 AM | #9719 |
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Pippin: Eeew! That new picture is disgusting!
Legolas: Should we tell Aragorn his head is on fire? Gimli: No, let him find out by himself. OR Aragorn: Can I have some tape to stick this arm back on?
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02-23-2006, 04:29 AM | #9720 |
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Bwahaha!
Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us!
Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed. Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil. Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?! Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today. Gimli and Aragorn:
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