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Old 07-28-2005, 07:26 AM   #921
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Fortunately he ran into the glass elevator
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:36 AM   #922
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Unfortunately, it was out of order.
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:42 AM   #923
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Folwren is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Folwren is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Fortunately, because of the glass doors and walls, Melkor didn't realize it was closed and knocked himself out by running into it so hard.
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Old 07-28-2005, 11:09 AM   #924
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Unfortunatly a man spilled is water on him.
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Old 07-28-2005, 01:00 PM   #925
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Fortunately, the man did it on accident, Melkor woke up with no hard feelings and they began to discuss what it would be like to be an ugly duckling, the man actually helping by keeping Melkor from thinking about much else...


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Old 07-28-2005, 01:10 PM   #926
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Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who has probably died numerous times already in this thread, but has been reincarenated just as many times! ), who was learning an awful lot of dark things to do to Middle-Earth!
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Old 07-28-2005, 01:16 PM   #927
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Fortunately the darkest thing was how to negate Pepto Bismal when he cooked dinner
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:38 PM   #928
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Unfourtunatly he gave sarouman a book called HOW TO RULE MIDDEL EARTH AND AVOID ALL PROBLEMS.
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:43 PM   #929
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Fortunately, their heads suddenly exploded for absolutely no reason.
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Old 07-28-2005, 04:59 PM   #930
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Unfortunately the book fell into Gollum's hands.
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Old 07-28-2005, 05:40 PM   #931
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Fortunately, it was written in Ancient Greek, which Gollum couldn't understand.
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:29 PM   #932
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Unfortunately on one of the back pages was the ISBN of the same book in the Common Tongue.
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Old 07-29-2005, 07:20 AM   #933
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Old 07-29-2005, 11:21 PM   #934
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Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no idea that all this was going on!
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Old 07-29-2005, 11:26 PM   #935
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So i married an axe murderer...

Fortunately Frodo called for his check and headed off down the road dancing like childeren of the night
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Old 07-30-2005, 05:09 PM   #936
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Unfortunately he was killed by an Orc in Alatar's "Hour of the liberation of Middle-Earth's disenfranchised peoples." Translation: "The start of my war for world domination."
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:01 PM   #937
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Fortunately, the ring had escaped when Gollum's head exploded and had cleverly rolled underneath Frodo's body and ended up being buried with him in a lovely cemetary with a little white, hobbit-sized headstone.
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Old 07-30-2005, 08:25 PM   #938
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Unfortunately it was not Frodo whom the orc had killed. So now the Ring was buried with a random hobbit...not to mention the little white, hobbit-sized headstone being completely inaccurate.
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Old 07-30-2005, 09:05 PM   #939
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:22 PM   #940
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Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and couldn't decide if he was really dead or not! (He'd had some bad meat loaf at Gollum's place, so he was not in a good state!)
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Old 07-31-2005, 11:45 AM   #941
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Silmaril A fortune

Fotunately, on the head stone, because of the meat loaf it actually said Gogo Bug-ins
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Old 07-31-2005, 12:14 PM   #942
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Thumbs up

Unfortunately, Frodo was already tightening the nose around his neck and ready to commit suicide!
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Old 07-31-2005, 12:26 PM   #943
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Boots Guh...

Fortunately, as frodo fell down after lack of oxygen off he landed on a crash mat and gained sanity.
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Old 07-31-2005, 12:36 PM   #944
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Unfortunately, although he was once again sane, Frodo temporarily lost conciousness.
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Old 07-31-2005, 01:47 PM   #945
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Boots Smelly eggs!

Fortunately he fell in to a pile of smelling salts and gained conciousness.
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:31 PM   #946
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Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics, neither the crash mat nor the smelling salt had stopped Frodo's descent, so he was still falling.
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Old 07-31-2005, 06:55 PM   #947
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Silmaril

!!! smelly-acid-killer-greenish-sludge came down, and frodo died so FORTUNATELY there's one less annoying character to worry about

...yet UNFORTUNATELY this has gone totally off topic...
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Old 07-31-2005, 07:35 PM   #948
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I'll count that last thing as an UNFORTUNATELY, so that I can write a fortunately.

Fortunately, Sam didn't think Frodo was an annoying character, so he caught him at the bottom of the descent that he was falling and revived him back to life using CPR, I guess.
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Old 07-31-2005, 07:40 PM   #949
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Unfortuantely Sam thought CPR was sacrificing himself to bring somebody else back, so sam died, and to save money on ale, Frodo bought a cheap coffin and through him in the bog
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Old 07-31-2005, 08:15 PM   #950
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Fortunately for Frodo, the ale market was booming and therefore had very low prices, so he was able to walk through the mucky bog and have a nice burial for Sam while getting a lifetime's supply of ale.
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Old 08-01-2005, 05:05 AM   #951
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Unfortunately Sam was not actually dead having realised what CPR really was and after crawling out of his grave he sued Frodo.
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Old 08-01-2005, 05:15 AM   #952
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Fortunately, Melkor had blown up all the court after he lost his case.
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Old 08-01-2005, 05:18 AM   #953
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Unfortunately military courts of law were still available and were far nastier than the normal ones.
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Fortunately, Sam did not know of these.
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:22 AM   #955
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Unfortunately, Sam couldn't sue Frodo because of the Good Samaritan law.
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Unfortunately, this did little to affect what was going on.
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Fortunately Frodo and Sam forgave each other.
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White-Hand This title failed processing so blew up....<^>

Unfotunately, at the same time a anvil 10 times the normal size was falling on them...
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unfortunately legolas appeared out of nowhere and got squishied between the hammer and the hobbits so FORTUNATELY sam and frodo are saved! *hooray
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