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02-09-2006, 10:55 AM | #9521 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Denethor was quite wrong when he thought he could give the finger to Gandalf and get away with it.
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02-09-2006, 11:38 AM | #9522 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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John Noble: What do you mean, Peter say's I've got to do the shoot because the man in the asbestos suit got fired.
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02-09-2006, 11:45 AM | #9523 |
Alive without breath
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Denethor: So, you're saying, if I want to get even with Gandalf, I have to uncloak also?
OR Denethor: And 'zen 've take 'ze heart from 'ze body and deposited it in 'ze dish.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
02-09-2006, 01:06 PM | #9524 |
Dead Serious
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Darth Denethor and the Repair Tech Guy have no idea how to fix his fizzling out lightsabre.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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02-09-2006, 01:12 PM | #9525 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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Denethor filming his famous commercial for baby-oil
OR Denethor filming his famous commercial for "Strider Shampoo - Keeps Your Hair Greasy and Grimy like Your Hero's"
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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02-09-2006, 03:04 PM | #9526 |
A Mere Boggart
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Denethor hurries past with a candle. "You might as well switch that silly contraption off. Can't you see there's a powercut again?"
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Gordon's alive!
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02-09-2006, 03:12 PM | #9527 |
Alive without breath
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Denethor: What's with the camera?
Cameraman: Its not a camera; its a high tech mp3 player 2000! OR Denethor: Whats with the camera. Pippin: A Cameraman? Denethor: *Slaps*
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
02-09-2006, 03:28 PM | #9528 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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PJ: CUT!
Noble: Why? *cameraman looks guilty* PJ: The mic was in picture. *Noble slaps cameraman and blames it on Denethor, his evil alter-ego*
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02-09-2006, 04:05 PM | #9529 |
A Mere Boggart
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Denethor, star of The Uncloaked Chef, decides to do something flashy for the cameras and apply a blow torch to his creme brulees.
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Gordon's alive!
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02-09-2006, 06:41 PM | #9530 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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PJ (off camera): "No I'm sorry John. I like your enthusiasm, but I think we'll stick with the Balrog & his flame sword for our Bridge scene. Nice try, though."
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02-09-2006, 09:29 PM | #9531 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Denethor: "O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"
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02-10-2006, 02:32 AM | #9532 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Denethor = Pyro
Denethor (mutters): "That rotten uncloaking magnetic wizard! I'll show him...I'll be the best mutant yet!"
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02-10-2006, 05:04 AM | #9533 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Denethor was the first man ever to get fire attached to his chin.
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02-10-2006, 06:28 AM | #9534 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Mwahaha!
Denny: What do you mean we don't get to lynch Nilp toDAY?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-10-2006, 09:55 AM | #9535 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Denethor was unsure as to whether he should eat the banana.
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02-10-2006, 10:02 AM | #9536 |
Odinic Wanderer
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It was in this moment John Noble realised that the crew was infact angry anti-fur protesters.
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02-10-2006, 11:17 AM | #9537 |
Alive without breath
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Every celebritys nightmare. While they're making a documentary about you, you get lost in your own castle.
OR Denethor: For the last time, it's not a wig!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
02-10-2006, 01:48 PM | #9538 |
A Mere Boggart
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Cameraman: "That novelty cigarette lighter's not going to last very long if you don't stop playing with it."
OR Cameraman: "Bit early for the London Olympics with the torch, aren't you? Is this one of Ken Livingstone's new initiatives?"
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Gordon's alive!
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02-10-2006, 03:06 PM | #9539 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Denethor: "I am Steward of Gondor - so why has the minion got the decent haircut while I look like a peke?"
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02-10-2006, 03:47 PM | #9540 |
Denethor's True Love
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Filming for Denethor's latest single Relight My Pyre was going great until he went blank at the third verse.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
02-11-2006, 01:49 AM | #9541 |
Alive without breath
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Security cameras were installed in Minas Tirith.
OR Denethor: How did you get in here? Cameraman: I dont know.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
02-11-2006, 06:05 AM | #9542 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saw III
cameraman: help, my arm is stuck.
denethor: here's some fire.
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02-11-2006, 09:34 AM | #9543 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Denethor: What's that? A new picture??
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see? Legolas: A bottle of Herbal Essences!!!
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02-11-2006, 09:37 AM | #9544 |
Maundering Mage
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Legolas assumes the standard pose when somebody with bad breath, Gimli, is talking to him. Head turned away and the nose as high as you can get it all the while appearing interested.
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I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. |
02-11-2006, 11:23 AM | #9545 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Legolas and Gimli was the strangest siamese-twins the world had ever seen.
or Legolas is showing off his new cool dwarf backpack. or Legolas to Gimli: Will you please pull the bow out of my back. |
02-11-2006, 11:43 AM | #9546 |
Pile O'Bones
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(Family Guy reference)
Legolas: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit. Pauses...Crinkles his face Legolas: ...There's one right behind me, isn't there...? |
02-11-2006, 12:10 PM | #9547 |
Itinerant Songster
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Orlando: The gulls! the gulls! My doom has found me! Kirsten Dunst! New Jersey!
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02-11-2006, 01:51 PM | #9548 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Legolas: Hey gimli... have you ever wondered what rainbows taste like?
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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02-11-2006, 02:01 PM | #9549 |
Sword of Spirit
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Better late than never, er,.... bah, whatever.
For the Denethor Picture.
Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show. Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?" Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird." Denethor: ? Now, to the Legolas picture. Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?" Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near." Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!" OR Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow!
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02-11-2006, 02:19 PM | #9550 |
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Bows, Arrows, Elves. Oh the things Gimli found in his beard.
OR Legolas: Are using my bowstring as dental floss? Gmili: Erm... No.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
02-11-2006, 02:24 PM | #9551 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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With Legolas looking of into the distance not paying any attention to Gimli's muffled plea: "Legolas stop this wretched beast for my beard is getting more entangled in your bow with every step!"
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02-11-2006, 02:37 PM | #9552 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Legolas enters Narnia, and becomes a Centaur.
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02-11-2006, 03:28 PM | #9553 |
Denethor's True Love
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Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
02-11-2006, 03:43 PM | #9554 |
Energetic Essence
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Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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02-11-2006, 04:19 PM | #9555 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Legolas sees Gandalf the Grey...
Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?"
Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine." Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!" |
02-11-2006, 05:21 PM | #9556 |
Energetic Essence
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Resurection Time!!
Legolas: Gimli?
Gimli: Yes? Legolas: Where are we? Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what? Legolas: What? Gimli: I do believe we are lost! Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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02-11-2006, 08:39 PM | #9557 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Upon returning home, Legolas is dismayed to find the door to the bejeweled pen open & his hare missing!
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02-11-2006, 09:04 PM | #9558 |
Shade of Carn Dūm
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Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up....
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02-11-2006, 10:45 PM | #9559 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Legolas: "I predict that within ten seconds Pippin will do something incredibly stupid. I can see it in his eyes."
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02-11-2006, 10:58 PM | #9560 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!"
OR Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli." |
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