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The Only Real Estel · 02-03-2006, 10:18 AM

"Is the oven hot enough, Hansel?"

wilwarin538 · 02-03-2006, 10:21 AM

After Legolas' pet hare, Elmerf, catches on fire the only way of extinguishing it is throwing into Galadriel's mirror.

Galadriel: Frodo, what do you see?

Frodo: A miniture multi-coloured hare. What does it meen?

Maeggaladiel · 02-03-2006, 01:43 PM

Frodo's science project didn't go so well. The moment his teacher came over to inspect his petri dish, his colony of penicillin denethorus decided to commit suicide.

The Only Real Estel · 02-03-2006, 04:31 PM

Frodo had a bad feeling about this new steam treatment for bad acne, but he was desperate.

Lalwendë · 02-03-2006, 04:48 PM

After almost a month in the wilderness even Legolas had begun to whiff, so before they were allowed to enter Caras Galadhon, Galadriel insisted on boil-washing the socks and underpants of everyone in the Fellowship.

Lhunardawen · 02-04-2006, 01:45 AM

Frodo: "What does this button do?"

OR

Frodo: "Uh...what does this mouse floating here have to do with me?"

OR

Galadriel watched as Frodo did her Chem lab stuff for her...as usual.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-04-2006, 02:07 AM

Boiling the water made bobbing for apples a little more interesting.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-04-2006, 02:33 AM

Galadriel: What do you see?

Frodo: Crazy people giving crazy captions to this scene.

The Elf-warrior · 02-04-2006, 11:01 PM

Denethor: "Gondor, Gondor über alles!"

Maeggaladiel · 02-04-2006, 11:23 PM

Denethor finds out just how much he's paying in electric bills this month. With sinking heart, Faramir realizes that he may never see his Xbox again.

Formendacil · 02-05-2006, 12:37 AM

Denethor's 4th Grade School Portrait: 42nd Year therein.

Farael · 02-05-2006, 12:49 AM

Boromir: Oh, great.... FARAMIR!! Did you steal Dad's pacifier again??

Lhunardawen · 02-05-2006, 01:06 AM

Denethor was furious when he found out that Boromir has been crowned Disco King in his reign.

mormegil · 02-05-2006, 01:19 AM

Denethor: I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING THE BATHROOM!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-05-2006, 02:38 AM

Denethor: Its NOT a wig!

OR

Four pages of ranting notes: £1

Gandalf as an easy target: £4.50

Realising that Pippin put laxatives in your tea: Priceless.

Boromir88 · 02-05-2006, 08:48 AM

Denethor goes crazy after Faramir asked if he could drive Minas Tirith for the thousandth time.

Denethor: The Keys to Minas Tirith are mine! And no others!

Kuruharan · 02-05-2006, 08:48 AM

While Denethor was berating Gandalf, Pippin slipped a whoopie cushion in Denethor's chair...

elronds_daughter · 02-05-2006, 09:12 AM

Denethor: "What do you mean you accidently cut down the White Tree?! When I said we needed firewood, I didn't mean we were that desperate!"

Kath · 02-05-2006, 10:35 AM

Denethor: Look, I'm trying! Stewards just can't do The King's sneer.

narfforc · 02-05-2006, 10:35 AM

Denethor: MUST..........REMEMBER.............AT ...........MY ................AGE...............TO.........EAT.. .........MORE........................FIBRE........ .................................................. ....

Gurthang · 02-05-2006, 11:49 AM

Denethor can't for the life of him remember how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

OR

Denethor is so mad he could bite off his own thumb. That's actually the reason he's making this face.

OR

Denethor can't believe Legolas won the Most Beautiful Hair in Middle Earth Contest:
Denethor: "But mine is Wavy! WAVY, I say!"

OR

Denethor tries to use his psychic powers to predict who will win the Super Bowl.
Denethor: "It's coming in...it's going to be... Steelers 34, Seahawks 30!"

Meela · 02-05-2006, 11:59 AM

Denethor is infuriated as yet another wizard demands an audience.

Denethor: That's the fourth today! Haven't they got other rulers to bother?

Gandalf: Uh, guys? Gondor is my patch, remember? Radagast, I scheduled you to pester Mirkwood this afternoon instead of me! Scram!

OR

Denethor: Gandalf, I swear. If you uncloak in this hall one more time, I'll-

Gandalf: Too late!

Denethor: Auuuuggh!

HerenIstarion · 02-05-2006, 12:18 PM

John Noble (Bob 'Bull' Hurley): I own you! You are mine!
Ian McKellen (Lincoln Hawk): When I turn the cap like this, I'm like...I'm like...hey, Menahem, what I'm like? Truck? Ah, right, I'm like this truck... and I do need this truck!
John Noble: I own you! You are mine!

Menahem Golan (the director): m-mm, they ain't that convincing, better try Silvester Stallone and Rick Zumwalt instead, I suppose...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-05-2006, 12:43 PM

It wasn't just staring at the palantir that drove Denethor mad, but the constantly appearing pop-up windows were really getting on his nerve.

or

Denethor: What do you mean you want to place wheels under the city?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-05-2006, 01:09 PM

Look at the bottom of the picture:

Denethor dribbled a lot.

OR

When Gandalf said, "No rest for the wicked" no one expected him to arrange a brass band to play outside Denethor’s door at midnight.

Elu Ancalime · 02-05-2006, 02:12 PM

Denethor: "How have yo so easily lost Osgilliath!? The mithril Elven Spinners for Minas Tirith were in there!"

OR

Denethor: "No, I dont want to participate in your survey!!! Stop calling me at supper time!!!"

OR

Pippin (off-screen): "My mommy told me if you make an ugly face, it will stick."

Gandalf in response: ""The Steward of Gondor makes no such face Peregrin Took, he inherits the likeness of one whom has forgotten his own name...yes, the Mouth of Sauron.
________
SUZUKI GSX-R1000 SPECIFICATIONS

Kath · 02-05-2006, 04:16 PM

Denethor: How could you lose Osgiliath! It's a city for crying out loud! It isn't as though it has wheels!

narfforc · 02-05-2006, 06:13 PM

Denethor:You might not be happy with Jacksons Character assination, but think of me, I've got to act the damn part.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-05-2006, 07:49 PM

Denethor just saw Sauron . . . uncloaked!

Gil-Galad · 02-05-2006, 10:41 PM

No shrubbery here! no! no!!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-05-2006, 11:06 PM

Denethor: What do you mean we're out of tissue paper?

Lhunardawen · 02-06-2006, 02:23 AM

Denethor bit into a soft tomato.

OR

Denethor convinces Faramir that he needs a new toothbrush.
Faramir: "Okay, okay, I'll ask those Orcs in Osgiliath if they brought extra."

Vuelve · 02-06-2006, 10:25 AM

Denethor: I can't believe its not butter!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 02-06-2006, 10:50 AM

Denethor: ++FARAMIR!!!!!

Anguirel · 02-06-2006, 10:53 AM

Denethor's reaction to the news that his retirement was to be spent in a country cottage with Gandalf...

JennyHallu · 02-06-2006, 11:32 AM

Denethor's reaction to relaxed hobbit after large meal of chili-soup...(ewww)

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-06-2006, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anguirel

Denethor's reaction to the news that his retirement was to be spent in a country cottage with Gandalf...

Denethor: I'll nail that cloak to his skin!

OR

Denethor tries to look at his eyebrows.

Bêthberry · 02-06-2006, 01:39 PM

Denethor: "Torch that hairdresser. I didn't say I wanted Klingon locks."

mormegil · 02-06-2006, 08:51 PM

Despite Gandalf's warnings Denethor still let Pippin use his Palantir and he just opened the most recent bill.

or

Denethor just opened his most recent natural gas bill
(My bill is over double what it was last year

)

Gandalf_the _white · 02-07-2006, 06:03 AM

Day 1
++Faramir
No reason
Day 2
++Faramir
No reason.... etc

02-03-2006, 10:21 AM	#9442
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	After Legolas' pet hare, Elmerf, catches on fire the only way of extinguishing it is throwing into Galadriel's mirror. Galadriel: Frodo, what do you see? Frodo: A miniture multi-coloured hare. What does it meen? __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

02-03-2006, 01:43 PM	#9443
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo's science project didn't go so well. The moment his teacher came over to inspect his petri dish, his colony of penicillin denethorus decided to commit suicide. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-03-2006, 04:48 PM	#9445
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	After almost a month in the wilderness even Legolas had begun to whiff, so before they were allowed to enter Caras Galadhon, Galadriel insisted on boil-washing the socks and underpants of everyone in the Fellowship. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-04-2006, 02:07 AM	#9447
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boiling the water made bobbing for apples a little more interesting. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-04-2006, 02:33 AM	#9448
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Crazy Captions. Galadriel: What do you see? Frodo: Crazy people giving crazy captions to this scene. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-03-2006, 10:18 AM	#9441
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	"Is the oven hot enough, Hansel?"

02-03-2006, 04:31 PM	#9444
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo had a bad feeling about this new steam treatment for bad acne, but he was desperate.

02-04-2006, 01:45 AM	#9446
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Frodo: "What does this button do?" OR Frodo: "Uh...what does this mouse floating here have to do with me?" OR Galadriel watched as Frodo did her Chem lab stuff for her...as usual.

02-04-2006, 11:01 PM	#9449
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Denethor: "Gondor, Gondor über alles!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-04-2006, 11:23 PM	#9450
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Denethor finds out just how much he's paying in electric bills this month. With sinking heart, Faramir realizes that he may never see his Xbox again. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-05-2006, 12:37 AM	#9451
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Denethor's 4th Grade School Portrait: 42nd Year therein. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-05-2006, 12:49 AM	#9452
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Boromir: Oh, great.... FARAMIR!! Did you steal Dad's pacifier again?? __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-05-2006, 01:06 AM	#9453
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Don't you just miss it? Denethor was furious when he found out that Boromir has been crowned Disco King in his reign.

02-05-2006, 01:19 AM	#9454
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Denethor: I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING THE BATHROOM!!! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

02-05-2006, 02:38 AM	#9455
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: Its NOT a wig! OR Four pages of ranting notes: £1 Gandalf as an easy target: £4.50 Realising that Pippin put laxatives in your tea: Priceless. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-05-2006, 08:48 AM	#9456
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Denethor goes crazy after Faramir asked if he could drive Minas Tirith for the thousandth time. Denethor: The Keys to Minas Tirith are mine! And no others! __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-05-2006, 08:48 AM	#9457
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	While Denethor was berating Gandalf, Pippin slipped a whoopie cushion in Denethor's chair... __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-05-2006, 09:12 AM	#9458
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Denethor: "What do you mean you accidently cut down the White Tree?! When I said we needed firewood, I didn't mean we were that desperate!" __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-05-2006, 10:35 AM	#9459
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Denethor: Look, I'm trying! Stewards just can't do The King's sneer. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-05-2006, 10:35 AM	#9460
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Denethor: MUST..........REMEMBER.............AT ...........MY ................AGE...............TO.........EAT.. .........MORE........................FIBRE........ .................................................. ....

02-05-2006, 11:49 AM	#9461
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor can't for the life of him remember how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism. OR Denethor is so mad he could bite off his own thumb. That's actually the reason he's making this face. OR Denethor can't believe Legolas won the Most Beautiful Hair in Middle Earth Contest: Denethor: "But mine is Wavy! WAVY, I say!" OR Denethor tries to use his psychic powers to predict who will win the Super Bowl. Denethor: "It's coming in...it's going to be... Steelers 34, Seahawks 30!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

02-05-2006, 11:59 AM	#9462
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Denethor is infuriated as yet another wizard demands an audience. Denethor: That's the fourth today! Haven't they got other rulers to bother? Gandalf: Uh, guys? Gondor is my patch, remember? Radagast, I scheduled you to pester Mirkwood this afternoon instead of me! Scram! OR Denethor: Gandalf, I swear. If you uncloak in this hall one more time, I'll- Gandalf: Too late! Denethor: Auuuuggh! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-05-2006, 12:18 PM	#9463
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Over the Top casting trials... John Noble (Bob 'Bull' Hurley): I own you! You are mine! Ian McKellen (Lincoln Hawk): When I turn the cap like this, I'm like...I'm like...hey, Menahem, what I'm like? Truck? Ah, right, I'm like this truck... and I do need this truck! John Noble: I own you! You are mine! Menahem Golan (the director): m-mm, they ain't that convincing, better try Silvester Stallone and Rick Zumwalt instead, I suppose... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 02-05-2006 at 03:59 PM. Reason: thought of a better application :)

02-05-2006, 12:43 PM	#9464
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	It wasn't just staring at the palantir that drove Denethor mad, but the constantly appearing pop-up windows were really getting on his nerve. or Denethor: What do you mean you want to place wheels under the city? __________________ Fenris Wolf

02-05-2006, 01:09 PM	#9465
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Look at the bottom of the picture: Denethor dribbled a lot. OR When Gandalf said, "No rest for the wicked" no one expected him to arrange a brass band to play outside Denethor’s door at midnight. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-05-2006, 02:12 PM	#9466
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Denethor: "How have yo so easily lost Osgilliath!? The mithril Elven Spinners for Minas Tirith were in there!" OR Denethor: "No, I dont want to participate in your survey!!! Stop calling me at supper time!!!" OR Pippin (off-screen): "My mommy told me if you make an ugly face, it will stick." Gandalf in response: ""The Steward of Gondor makes no such face Peregrin Took, he inherits the likeness of one whom has forgotten his own name...yes, the Mouth of Sauron. ________ SUZUKI GSX-R1000 SPECIFICATIONS Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:57 PM.

02-05-2006, 04:16 PM	#9467
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Playing off Elu . . . Denethor: How could you lose Osgiliath! It's a city for crying out loud! It isn't as though it has wheels! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-05-2006, 06:13 PM	#9468
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Denethor:You might not be happy with Jacksons Character assination, but think of me, I've got to act the damn part.

02-05-2006, 07:49 PM	#9469
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Palantír-crazy Denethor just saw Sauron . . . uncloaked! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-05-2006, 10:41 PM	#9470
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	No shrubbery here! no! no!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-05-2006, 11:06 PM	#9471
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Shortage. Denethor: What do you mean we're out of tissue paper? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-06-2006, 02:23 AM	#9472
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Denethor bit into a soft tomato. OR Denethor convinces Faramir that he needs a new toothbrush. Faramir: "Okay, okay, I'll ask those Orcs in Osgiliath if they brought extra."

02-06-2006, 10:25 AM	#9473
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 161	Denethor: I can't believe its not butter! __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

02-06-2006, 10:50 AM	#9474
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Denethor: ++FARAMIR!!!!!

02-06-2006, 10:53 AM	#9475
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Denethor's reaction to the news that his retirement was to be spent in a country cottage with Gandalf... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso