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Lhunardawen · 01-30-2006, 02:33 AM

Pippin: (whispers) "Hold still, Merry..."
Merry: "Help! Help! I'm being harassed!"

OR

Merry: "Not there, you fool! That's my wound!"

Lalwendë · 01-30-2006, 05:12 AM

When Big Brother asked the group to pretend they were cats, Pippin hadn't suspected that Merry would take it quite so seriously and begin to hack up furballs.

Boromir88 · 01-30-2006, 05:44 AM

Pippin: Not the Spanish Enquisition!

OR

Pippin: All I wanted to do was make sure he didn't get all the glory by slaying the Witch-King! I didn't mean to take it so far!

Merry: Et Tu, Pip.

Holbytlass · 01-30-2006, 07:15 AM

The helmethead villagers: Why! Why can't we win?!

Mithalwen · 01-30-2006, 01:28 PM

Pippin puts Merry in a headlock after his erstwhile friend called him "pointyhead"

mormegil · 01-30-2006, 01:56 PM

Hobbits didn't make great warriors and couldn't even handle the most banal discomfort

Merry: AHHHHH! Leg Cramp!!! Help Pippin!

Pippin: I"m coming Merry! Somebody please help us!

Farael · 01-30-2006, 02:37 PM

Pippin: Merry! I'm sorry man... I did not know my hat was THAT pointy.... I just wanted to give you a friendly head-slam on the chest!

The Elf-warrior · 01-30-2006, 05:44 PM

Pippin: "It's all right Merry. The ice cream truck is coming soon."

The Only Real Estel · 01-30-2006, 08:31 PM

Merry's favorite wrestling move was to act as if his opponents hold had injured him, then pummel him once he was off guard.

Merry: "Oh Pippin!!! You've broken my larynx!!"

Pippin: "I've what?"

HerenIstarion · 01-31-2006, 02:57 AM

Merry: I'm thirsty, Pippin, terribly thirsty...
Pippin: Oh no, and us only #2,345 in the queue...I should try sneaking up it... please, sir, let us through, he's dying of terrible thirst... and him so young yet...
Man #2346 of the queue (grabbing Pippin from behind): Hey, young 'un, where you be a-popping to? We all are thirsty here! Drat this beer shortage should bring so much cheek in these here halflings!

Lalwendë · 01-31-2006, 01:51 PM

Pippin: "Cough it up, damn it!"

Pippin went into a frenzy when, faced with the Host of all Mordor, Merry owned up that some months ago he'd swapped the Ring for a copy and swallowed the original for a prank, hoping to see if it would show up on an x-ray.

The Only Real Estel · 01-31-2006, 04:40 PM

On-the-way-down Wolf Pippin decides to try to attach himself to an innocent during DAY three...

Pippin (wolf, lynched during DAY three): "No! Merry's innocent!"

Merry (ord, wrongfully lynched during DAY four): "Get off me wolf! I'm not even under suspicion, & I don't want to be linked to you when you're proven guilty!"

(Actually this reminds me of what malkatoj did to Gurthang in WWJ1...)

Elu Ancalime · 01-31-2006, 06:05 PM

John Madden or Mick Hubert: "And "Half-Nelson Hobbit' Peregrin Took puts 'Fighting Fallohide' Merry Brandybuck in his signature move, while Merry reaches for some unknown item in his arsenal....in previous matches, 'Half-Nelson' has been easily distracted by beer from inns such as The Green Dragon, The Golden Perch, and The Prancing Pony. Is this the weapon FF will use?"
________
PLYMOUTH SAVOY

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-01-2006, 04:41 AM

Pippin desperately performs the Heimlich manoeuvre on Merry, who has swallowed . . .

DUN DUN DUN!!!

. . . the Slug of Doom!

Roa_Aoife · 02-01-2006, 09:38 AM

Merry gets laid flat by a flying lugnut as Gimli tries desperately to protect MovieLegolas from rabid fangirls.

Gurthang · 02-01-2006, 09:56 AM

This is Merry, biting at the proverbial 'hand that feeds him'.

AND(for those who've seen Madagascar)

Pippin: "You bit the hand, Merry, you bit the hand!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-01-2006, 12:00 PM

The experimental 'Hobbit Rocket' (I.e. Pippin with a funny hat and a fire work attached to each leg) prepared to take off. But he was a little reluctant.

OR

Merry: Are we there yet?

Pippin: No.

Merry: Waaa! I want to get there NOW!!!

Maeggaladiel · 02-01-2006, 01:00 PM

It's all fun and games, until someone loses a pancreas.

Oddwen · 02-01-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torestel

On-the-way-down Wolf Pippin decides to try to attach himself to an innocent during DAY three...

...literally.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-02-2006, 12:06 PM

Pippin: No-ooooo! A new picture!

Frodo: I think it's burnt.

Galadriel: NO ITS NOT! ITS FINE! REALLY! ITS FINE!

OR

When Gimli got trapped down a well, he took up chain smoking.

JennyHallu · 02-02-2006, 12:46 PM

Galadriel: It's supposed to make you feel good.
Frodo: Really?
Galadriel: Um...yeah. Really good. You go first.

Meela · 02-02-2006, 01:01 PM

Despite the suspicious nature of Galadriel's home made anti-ageing products, they were clearly doing the job.

OR

Galadriel: *thinking* Any minute now... I'll just raise the jug, hit him calmly over the head... and snatch that pretty ring for myself.

OR

Galadriel: *thinking* I hope he realises that the mirror is over there, and that's actually Celeborn's foot lotion...

Frodo: *thinking* Can I smell lavender oil?

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-02-2006, 01:06 PM

Eowyn's stew started to look really good.

Formendacil · 02-02-2006, 01:26 PM

The White Witch was not amused to find Aslan gone, and a mere Hobbit left at the Stone Table...

Lalwendë · 02-02-2006, 01:47 PM

Pizza Hut 'Employee of the Month' Galadriel moves in swiftly to quench the flames as the drunken Hobbit lads set fire to the leftover crusts of their Deep Pan Pizza for a prank.

Kitanna · 02-02-2006, 02:56 PM

Just a little farther..., Galadriel thought. If Frodo would just lean foreward just a little more she'd have the secret ingredient to her famous stew.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-02-2006, 03:03 PM

Galadriel's Baby Balrog play pen.

Kuruharan · 02-02-2006, 05:27 PM

Galadriel: Crrrap!! It’s on the fritz again!! You try rebooting it while I call the repairman.

Farael · 02-02-2006, 05:36 PM

Galadriel: Come, I will show you some of what you may call elven magic

Sam: But this is just some dry ice dumped into warm water, we use this trick in haloween over at the Shire

Lalwendë · 02-02-2006, 05:39 PM

Galadriel stands patiently by with the water. "Tch. Men and barbecues..."

davem · 02-02-2006, 05:40 PM

Frodo: 'I made a little brown fish!'
Galadriel: 'Yes, well, stop staring at it & just flush it!'

The Elf-warrior · 02-02-2006, 06:27 PM

Frodo witnesses the creation of the first french fries.

The Only Real Estel · 02-02-2006, 08:06 PM

Galadriel: "Yes, Frodo Baggins. What you have placed here in the Analyses Ashtray of Galadriel is the One Cigarette of Doom."

-OR-

Batman Begins/LotR
-------------------------
Galadriel: "Breathe....Breathe in your fears. Face them!..."

Just watching that movie now...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-02-2006, 08:51 PM

Galadriel offers Frodo a drink of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Roa_Aoife · 02-02-2006, 09:35 PM

I don't see anything....

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-03-2006, 12:34 AM

Frodo: So, what's this? A secret potion to make us all stronger? Some boiling water to chuck on Orcs? Magic water that will give us all better eyesight?

Galadriel:... It's Tea.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-03-2006, 04:25 AM

Galadriel loves her roast Hobbit fresh . . . and gullible.

Gurthang · 02-03-2006, 09:32 AM

Galadriel: "That's what I get for being the troop leader for a bunch of Boy Scouts. Always with the fires, they are."

OR

Galadriel: "I made it especially for you! How can you not even try it! How can you be so inconsiderate!" *runs away weeping*
Frodo: "Um. So, what just happened her?"

OR

Galadriel: "No, trust me, it's not illegal."

Roa_Aoife · 02-03-2006, 09:41 AM

Gladriel: It's ancient Elven secret- just breath on the steam and your cold will be gone in no time.

Frodo: *thinking* Go no the the Elves for counsel, for they're full of it.

Anguirel · 02-03-2006, 09:46 AM

davem: All very impressive, madam, but essentially the methods you're using are the same as those of the Enemy. You constitute a lesser manifestation of the Machine! Don't try to dupe me-I'm repelled! This is an outrage!

01-30-2006, 05:12 AM	#9402
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When Big Brother asked the group to pretend they were cats, Pippin hadn't suspected that Merry would take it quite so seriously and begin to hack up furballs. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-30-2006, 05:44 AM	#9403
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Pippin: Not the Spanish Enquisition! OR Pippin: All I wanted to do was make sure he didn't get all the glory by slaying the Witch-King! I didn't mean to take it so far! Merry: Et Tu, Pip. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-30-2006, 07:15 AM	#9404
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The helmethead villagers: Why! Why can't we win?! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-30-2006, 01:28 PM	#9405
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Pippin puts Merry in a headlock after his erstwhile friend called him "pointyhead" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-30-2006, 01:56 PM	#9406
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Hobbits didn't make great warriors and couldn't even handle the most banal discomfort Merry: AHHHHH! Leg Cramp!!! Help Pippin! Pippin: I"m coming Merry! Somebody please help us! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-30-2006, 02:33 AM	#9401
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Pippin: (whispers) "Hold still, Merry..." Merry: "Help! Help! I'm being harassed!" OR Merry: "Not there, you fool! That's my wound!"

01-30-2006, 02:37 PM	#9407
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Pippin: Merry! I'm sorry man... I did not know my hat was THAT pointy.... I just wanted to give you a friendly head-slam on the chest! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-30-2006, 05:44 PM	#9408
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "It's all right Merry. The ice cream truck is coming soon." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-30-2006, 08:31 PM	#9409
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry's favorite wrestling move was to act as if his opponents hold had injured him, then pummel him once he was off guard. Merry: "Oh Pippin!!! You've broken my larynx!!" Pippin: "I've what?"

01-31-2006, 02:57 AM	#9410
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Merry: I'm thirsty, Pippin, terribly thirsty... Pippin: Oh no, and us only #2,345 in the queue...I should try sneaking up it... please, sir, let us through, he's dying of terrible thirst... and him so young yet... Man #2346 of the queue (grabbing Pippin from behind): Hey, young 'un, where you be a-popping to? We all are thirsty here! Drat this beer shortage should bring so much cheek in these here halflings! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

01-31-2006, 01:51 PM	#9411
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "Cough it up, damn it!" Pippin went into a frenzy when, faced with the Host of all Mordor, Merry owned up that some months ago he'd swapped the Ring for a copy and swallowed the original for a prank, hoping to see if it would show up on an x-ray. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-31-2006, 04:40 PM	#9412
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	On-the-way-down Wolf Pippin decides to try to attach himself to an innocent during DAY three... Pippin (wolf, lynched during DAY three): "No! Merry's innocent!" Merry (ord, wrongfully lynched during DAY four): "Get off me wolf! I'm not even under suspicion, & I don't want to be linked to you when you're proven guilty!" (Actually this reminds me of what malkatoj did to Gurthang in WWJ1...) Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 02-01-2006 at 12:11 PM.

01-31-2006, 06:05 PM	#9413
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	John Madden or Mick Hubert: "And "Half-Nelson Hobbit' Peregrin Took puts 'Fighting Fallohide' Merry Brandybuck in his signature move, while Merry reaches for some unknown item in his arsenal....in previous matches, 'Half-Nelson' has been easily distracted by beer from inns such as The Green Dragon, The Golden Perch, and The Prancing Pony. Is this the weapon FF will use?" ________ PLYMOUTH SAVOY Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:53 PM.

02-01-2006, 04:41 AM	#9414
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Oh, no! Pippin desperately performs the Heimlich manoeuvre on Merry, who has swallowed . . . DUN DUN DUN!!! . . . the Slug of Doom! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-01-2006, 09:38 AM	#9415
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Merry gets laid flat by a flying lugnut as Gimli tries desperately to protect MovieLegolas from rabid fangirls. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

02-01-2006, 09:56 AM	#9416
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	This is Merry, biting at the proverbial 'hand that feeds him'. AND(for those who've seen Madagascar) Pippin: "You bit the hand, Merry, you bit the hand!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

02-01-2006, 12:00 PM	#9417
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The experimental 'Hobbit Rocket' (I.e. Pippin with a funny hat and a fire work attached to each leg) prepared to take off. But he was a little reluctant. OR Merry: Are we there yet? Pippin: No. Merry: Waaa! I want to get there NOW!!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-01-2006, 01:00 PM	#9418
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	It's all fun and games, until someone loses a pancreas. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-02-2006, 12:06 PM	#9420
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News! Pippin: No-ooooo! A new picture! Frodo: I think it's burnt. Galadriel: NO ITS NOT! ITS FINE! REALLY! ITS FINE! OR When Gimli got trapped down a well, he took up chain smoking. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-02-2006, 12:46 PM	#9421
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Galadriel: It's supposed to make you feel good. Frodo: Really? Galadriel: Um...yeah. Really good. You go first.

02-02-2006, 01:01 PM	#9422
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Despite the suspicious nature of Galadriel's home made anti-ageing products, they were clearly doing the job. OR Galadriel: thinking Any minute now... I'll just raise the jug, hit him calmly over the head... and snatch that pretty ring for myself. OR Galadriel: thinking I hope he realises that the mirror is over there, and that's actually Celeborn's foot lotion... Frodo: thinking Can I smell lavender oil? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-02-2006, 01:06 PM	#9423
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Eowyn's stew started to look really good. __________________ Fenris Wolf

02-02-2006, 01:26 PM	#9424
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	The White Witch was not amused to find Aslan gone, and a mere Hobbit left at the Stone Table... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-02-2006, 01:47 PM	#9425
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pizza Hut 'Employee of the Month' Galadriel moves in swiftly to quench the flames as the drunken Hobbit lads set fire to the leftover crusts of their Deep Pan Pizza for a prank. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-02-2006, 02:56 PM	#9426
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Just a little farther..., Galadriel thought. If Frodo would just lean foreward just a little more she'd have the secret ingredient to her famous stew. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-02-2006, 03:03 PM	#9427
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Galadriel's Baby Balrog play pen. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-02-2006, 05:27 PM	#9428
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Galadriel: Crrrap!! It’s on the fritz again!! You try rebooting it while I call the repairman. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-02-2006, 05:36 PM	#9429
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Galadriel: Come, I will show you some of what you may call elven magic Sam: But this is just some dry ice dumped into warm water, we use this trick in haloween over at the Shire __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-02-2006, 05:39 PM	#9430
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Galadriel stands patiently by with the water. "Tch. Men and barbecues..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-02-2006, 05:40 PM	#9431
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Frodo: 'I made a little brown fish!' Galadriel: 'Yes, well, stop staring at it & just flush it!' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

02-02-2006, 06:27 PM	#9432
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Frodo witnesses the creation of the first french fries. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-02-2006, 08:06 PM	#9433
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Galadriel: "Yes, Frodo Baggins. What you have placed here in the Analyses Ashtray of Galadriel is the One Cigarette of Doom." -OR- Batman Begins/LotR ------------------------- Galadriel: "Breathe....Breathe in your fears. Face them!..." Just watching that movie now... Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 02-02-2006 at 08:21 PM.

02-02-2006, 08:51 PM	#9434
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Cross-over! Galadriel offers Frodo a drink of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-02-2006, 09:35 PM	#9435
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	I don't see anything.... __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

02-03-2006, 12:34 AM	#9436
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: So, what's this? A secret potion to make us all stronger? Some boiling water to chuck on Orcs? Magic water that will give us all better eyesight? Galadriel:... It's Tea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...