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The Only Real Estel · 01-27-2006, 05:17 PM

The hobbits always hated it when their history teacher dipped into the Strawberry Bacardi before class.

Galadriel: "...and that is how we know the world is octangular!"

Boromir88 · 01-27-2006, 05:32 PM

Galadriel: Look into the Mirror.

Frodo: What will I see?

Galadriel: Why a new picture!

Gimli: Oh I shouldn't have eaten that extra Bacon Cheeseburger.

Gil-Galad · 01-27-2006, 05:46 PM

OLD PIC

Sam: did you just double-dip the chip?

Frodo: uh yea? so what?

Sam: you don't double-dip the Chip!!!

Gimli: boy am i ready for a sleep, i'll use this nice blanket

Legolas: is that Frodos Elven Cloak!?

Gimli: uh maybe... don't worry frodo will be fine *takes off armour*

Legolas: Is that Sting! and the Mythril Mail!

Gimli: oh... i know where this is going... well now that we know it saves us the journey, come i'll buy you a pint

arcticstorm · 01-27-2006, 05:50 PM

uh oh where did Legolas and Aragorn go. I must have taken a wrong turn at tht rock back there.

The Elf-warrior · 01-27-2006, 06:27 PM

Gimli stares in disbelief after Pippin jumps down a well.

Glirdan · 01-27-2006, 06:38 PM

Gimli: Ok, Gandalf, you're uncloaking, no matter how fun for you it is and how horrid yet we can't look away, is really starting to scare people. I'll lend you my psychiatrist after he gets back from vacation. Strange, he's been gone three months? (that's part of an inside joke)

Kitanna · 01-27-2006, 11:47 PM

It was a wake-up call for Gimli, as he lagged further and further behind, that is was time to go to Weight Watchers.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-28-2006, 12:04 AM

Wowowowowow! Legolas likes me! He really does!

Lhunardawen · 01-28-2006, 12:18 AM

Gimli despairs for a Dwarf woman.

Farael · 01-28-2006, 01:21 AM

Gimli: If those Filipino siblings don't tell me what daga means I will. I swear, I will!!!.....

Legolas: Will What?

Gimli gives him that odd look.

Edit: I just googled "Daga".... it seems it's not as bad as it could have been

pretty innocent for an 'insult'

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-28-2006, 02:16 AM

That’s the fifth pie of dog much Gimli stepped in all day.

OR

Gimli: Keep breathing...

Legolas: Why? I can go ages without breathing... watch.... *collapse*

Mithalwen · 01-28-2006, 06:43 AM

Gimli remembers that he left the gas on ..... in Erebor....

Holbytlass · 01-28-2006, 06:46 AM

Gimli is unimpressed by Legolas' rock garden. "What does a stinkin' elf know about rocks?!"

Meela · 01-28-2006, 09:36 AM

Gimli leans back on a soft blonde rock for a rest.

Gimli: ... blonde rock?

Legolas: *from beneath Gimli* Mmmmph! Mmmmmmppphh!!

Kuruharan · 01-28-2006, 09:47 AM

Gimli suddenly realized that if the "Uruks had turned northeast" that everybody was just about to fall in the river.

Valesse · 01-28-2006, 11:49 AM

Gimli accidently creates an unseemly (or unseamly) rip in the back of his armor.

OR

Much to Gimli's masculine dismay Aragorn and Legolas decide to decide to start to skip and frolic... leaving him to nancy.

narfforc · 01-28-2006, 03:40 PM

Gimli gains the top of the rise only to see Aragorn and Legolas disappearing into the distance, and the elf shouting back down the trail, "COME ON KEEP UP STUMPY".

Elu Ancalime · 01-28-2006, 07:27 PM

The bulk of the Riddermark is 200 squared miles.

Gimli is over 500 miles from home.

His path with Aragorn and Legolas is linear, so it is 1-dimensionel.

There are tens of thousands of horses that are wild or tamed in the Mark.

Gimli's footstride is 9-15" at given times.

The average horse relieves itself 5 times a day.

Gimli should go to Vagas. He beat the odds, and now have Meras feces on his left boot.

[I suppose instead of Vagas, a Kentucky Derby pun should be inserted....]
________
Lincoln cosmopolitan history

elronds_daughter · 01-28-2006, 07:35 PM

This was the look on Gimli's face when he was told that he'd been cast in The Princess Bride as the part of Fezzik.
This look was immitated by William Goldman when he was told.

The Only Real Estel · 01-28-2006, 07:41 PM

Gimli stops suddenly on the edge of a steep cliff!

Gimli: "Whew! It's a good thing Sam wasn't running behind me!!"

Gurthang · 01-28-2006, 07:54 PM

Completely stunned, Gimli looks down on a site he thought he'd never see,...

...a group of paintballers in the middle of Rohan!

OR

...Sauron having a tea party with his Black Riders!

OR

...Gandalf going to a clinic for Uncloaking Rehabilitation!

OR

...a Starbucks in the Riddermark!

OR

...an Entish footrace!

Naria · 01-29-2006, 12:41 AM

Going cross eyed, Gimli realizes that he should have worn his underpants that day-- feeling a bit chaffed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 02:25 AM

Gimli vowed never to accept a meal prepared by Gollum.

OR

Gimli suddenly realises why no other race has beards in such abundance.

Gimli: This blasted thing is itchy!

Lhunardawen · 01-29-2006, 02:40 AM

Way to go making Nilp and me feel loved, Farael.

Anyways...

Gimli realized - too late - that there's something wrong with the way he held his axe.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-29-2006, 05:13 AM

Gimli (thinking): Here I am, chasing short wooly-footed ruffians held hostage by ugly folks who had half a day's headstart with a nancing Elf and a stinky Man! Thanks a lot, Glóin, for bringing me to existence.

Gandalf_the _white · 01-29-2006, 07:10 AM

Gimli: Oh my god!!! I thought all the entwives were dead!! but how come treebeard hasn't found them here?? Oh they're just trees!!!

Boromir88 · 01-29-2006, 11:01 AM

Gimli: Oooh a hapence!

narfforc · 01-29-2006, 12:36 PM

Gimli: Well there's a thing unheard of

As he looked down on a large township in New Zealand.

elronds_daughter · 01-29-2006, 12:41 PM

Gimli is very confused: "Why is Aragorn washing his hair?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 01:20 PM

Gimli: Can't... go... on... must... have... new... picture...

Worms are eating Merry.

Merry: I'm not dead yet!

OR

Pippin tries to find Merry's wallet while man-eating worms distract him.

Oddwen · 01-29-2006, 01:42 PM

Pippin: PJ! Stop! This isn't King Kong!
Merry: Arrrrghh!

Gothmog · 01-29-2006, 02:18 PM

Two of the contestants for "fanciest headgear" were both fighting to get to the trophy (which by the way was given to Sauron despite heavy protests)

OR

This is one of the occasions when the whole fellowship agreed that their ironical nickname for Meriadoc, Merry, suited him almost too well.

OR

Pippin was terrified when he realized that the mysterious creeping feeling he had was not only a feeling, but a mysterious creeping hand on his shoulder

OR

Merry falls asleep in the arms of Pippin, who suddenly experience the drawback of having a friend who has eaten too much garlic sleeping in his arms.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 02:26 PM

For fans of Vic Reeves:

Merry: Oh I've fallen!

OR

When Merry had said, 'I’m so hungry I could eat an Oliphant' they dared him to, but he only got 90% of the way through and collapsed.

Meela · 01-29-2006, 02:40 PM

Pippin was determined to make Merry take back the remark that Eowyn's curls were prettier than Faramir's.

OR

Pippin fights frantically to un-link his chainmail from Merry's buckles as the oliphaunt stampede turns his way.

Glirdan · 01-29-2006, 02:41 PM

Unknown to Pippin, the "Man" behind him was actually Sauron in disguise.

or

Pippin: Hang on Merry! You'll make it!

Merry: I'm not injured!! You know what I saw in Fangorn Forest? He's here again!

Pippin: GANDALF!!!!

or even

Merry: Oh no it's Mount Zoom!!

Pippin: And there's Minas Tirith! We're saved!

Merry: No! It's got wheels to!!

Pippin: AHHH!!!!

Lalwendë · 01-29-2006, 02:52 PM

Merry always came off worst when Pippin instigated a tickling contest.

THE Ka · 01-29-2006, 02:53 PM

Pippin couldn't believe it as he stared out in disbelief of Merry's slow approaching demise... from nothing else than the murderous intentions of a misplaced bananna peel...

~ In the News Ka

Gurthang · 01-29-2006, 06:28 PM

Pippin's helmet is a dangerous weapon.
Pippin: "I didn't mean to poke him in the eye, honest!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I don't know what to do! I can't get my helmet off!"
Merry: "Oh, that's easy Pip; you just have to work up a good sneeze, then it flys right off! Watch this. AACHOO!"

OR

Merry: *cries like a baby*
Pippin gets over the shock of realizing that Merry has the mind of an infant just in time to realize that the big baby needs a diaper change!

narfforc · 01-29-2006, 06:36 PM

Off screen: Bring out yer dead, Bring out yer dead

Merry: I'm not dead, I'm happy.

Pippin : Anyone got a spare club?

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-30-2006, 12:38 AM

Pippin performs a quick bit of heart surgery... without anaesthetic.

OR

Pippin: Come on, we're leaving.

Merry: No! I'm on level 43! I've nearly got the high score!

Pippin: You can play games anytime. Now its time for tea!

Merry: No-ooooo!

01-27-2006, 05:32 PM	#9362
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Galadriel: Look into the Mirror. Frodo: What will I see? Galadriel: Why a new picture! Gimli: Oh I shouldn't have eaten that extra Bacon Cheeseburger. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-27-2006, 05:46 PM	#9363
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	OLD PIC Sam: did you just double-dip the chip? Frodo: uh yea? so what? Sam: you don't double-dip the Chip!!! Gimli: boy am i ready for a sleep, i'll use this nice blanket Legolas: is that Frodos Elven Cloak!? Gimli: uh maybe... don't worry frodo will be fine takes off armour Legolas: Is that Sting! and the Mythril Mail! Gimli: oh... i know where this is going... well now that we know it saves us the journey, come i'll buy you a pint __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-27-2006, 06:27 PM	#9365
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gimli stares in disbelief after Pippin jumps down a well. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-27-2006, 06:38 PM	#9366
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gimli: Ok, Gandalf, you're uncloaking, no matter how fun for you it is and how horrid yet we can't look away, is really starting to scare people. I'll lend you my psychiatrist after he gets back from vacation. Strange, he's been gone three months? (that's part of an inside joke) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-27-2006, 11:47 PM	#9367
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	It was a wake-up call for Gimli, as he lagged further and further behind, that is was time to go to Weight Watchers. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-27-2006, 05:17 PM	#9361
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The hobbits always hated it when their history teacher dipped into the Strawberry Bacardi before class. Galadriel: "...and that is how we know the world is octangular!"

01-27-2006, 05:50 PM	#9364
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	uh oh where did Legolas and Aragorn go. I must have taken a wrong turn at tht rock back there.

01-28-2006, 12:04 AM	#9368
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The Very Secret Secret of Gimli 'son' of Glóin: Wowowowowow! Legolas likes me! He really does! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-28-2006, 12:18 AM	#9369
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gimli despairs for a Dwarf woman.

01-28-2006, 01:21 AM	#9370
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Gimli: If those Filipino siblings don't tell me what daga means I will. I swear, I will!!!..... Legolas: Will What? Gimli gives him that odd look. Edit: I just googled "Daga".... it seems it's not as bad as it could have been pretty innocent for an 'insult' __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. Last edited by Farael; 01-28-2006 at 02:04 AM.

01-28-2006, 02:16 AM	#9371
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	That’s the fifth pie of dog much Gimli stepped in all day. OR Gimli: Keep breathing... Legolas: Why? I can go ages without breathing... watch.... collapse __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-28-2006, 06:43 AM	#9372
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Gimli remembers that he left the gas on ..... in Erebor.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-28-2006, 06:46 AM	#9373
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gimli is unimpressed by Legolas' rock garden. "What does a stinkin' elf know about rocks?!" __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-28-2006, 09:36 AM	#9374
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gimli leans back on a soft blonde rock for a rest. Gimli: ... blonde rock? Legolas: from beneath Gimli Mmmmph! Mmmmmmppphh!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-28-2006, 09:47 AM	#9375
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gimli suddenly realized that if the "Uruks had turned northeast" that everybody was just about to fall in the river. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-28-2006, 11:49 AM	#9376
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gimli accidently creates an unseemly (or unseamly) rip in the back of his armor. OR Much to Gimli's masculine dismay Aragorn and Legolas decide to decide to start to skip and frolic... leaving him to nancy. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-28-2006, 03:40 PM	#9377
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gimli gains the top of the rise only to see Aragorn and Legolas disappearing into the distance, and the elf shouting back down the trail, "COME ON KEEP UP STUMPY".

01-28-2006, 07:27 PM	#9378
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	The bulk of the Riddermark is 200 squared miles. Gimli is over 500 miles from home. His path with Aragorn and Legolas is linear, so it is 1-dimensionel. There are tens of thousands of horses that are wild or tamed in the Mark. Gimli's footstride is 9-15" at given times. The average horse relieves itself 5 times a day. Gimli should go to Vagas. He beat the odds, and now have Meras feces on his left boot. [I suppose instead of Vagas, a Kentucky Derby pun should be inserted....] ________ Lincoln cosmopolitan history Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:52 PM.

01-28-2006, 07:35 PM	#9379
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	This was the look on Gimli's face when he was told that he'd been cast in The Princess Bride as the part of Fezzik. This look was immitated by William Goldman when he was told. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-28-2006, 07:41 PM	#9380
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gimli stops suddenly on the edge of a steep cliff! Gimli: "Whew! It's a good thing Sam wasn't running behind me!!"

01-28-2006, 07:54 PM	#9381
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Completely stunned, Gimli looks down on a site he thought he'd never see,... ...a group of paintballers in the middle of Rohan! OR ...Sauron having a tea party with his Black Riders! OR ...Gandalf going to a clinic for Uncloaking Rehabilitation! OR ...a Starbucks in the Riddermark! OR ...an Entish footrace! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-29-2006, 12:41 AM	#9382
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Going cross eyed, Gimli realizes that he should have worn his underpants that day-- feeling a bit chaffed.

01-29-2006, 02:25 AM	#9383
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli vowed never to accept a meal prepared by Gollum. OR Gimli suddenly realises why no other race has beards in such abundance. Gimli: This blasted thing is itchy! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2006, 02:40 AM	#9384
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Way to go making Nilp and me feel loved, Farael. Anyways... Gimli realized - too late - that there's something wrong with the way he held his axe.

01-29-2006, 05:13 AM	#9385
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Uh . . . Gimli (thinking): Here I am, chasing short wooly-footed ruffians held hostage by ugly folks who had half a day's headstart with a nancing Elf and a stinky Man! Thanks a lot, Glóin, for bringing me to existence. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-29-2006, 07:10 AM	#9386
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Gimli: Oh my god!!! I thought all the entwives were dead!! but how come treebeard hasn't found them here?? Oh they're just trees!!!

01-29-2006, 11:01 AM	#9387
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gimli: Oooh a hapence! __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-29-2006, 12:36 PM	#9388
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gimli: Well there's a thing unheard of As he looked down on a large township in New Zealand.

01-29-2006, 12:41 PM	#9389
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Gimli is very confused: "Why is Aragorn washing his hair?" __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-29-2006, 01:20 PM	#9390
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli: Can't... go... on... must... have... new... picture... Worms are eating Merry. Merry: I'm not dead yet! OR Pippin tries to find Merry's wallet while man-eating worms distract him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2006, 01:42 PM	#9391
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Man-eating worms?!? Pippin: PJ! Stop! This isn't King Kong! Merry: Arrrrghh! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-29-2006, 02:18 PM	#9392
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Two of the contestants for "fanciest headgear" were both fighting to get to the trophy (which by the way was given to Sauron despite heavy protests) OR This is one of the occasions when the whole fellowship agreed that their ironical nickname for Meriadoc, Merry, suited him almost too well. OR Pippin was terrified when he realized that the mysterious creeping feeling he had was not only a feeling, but a mysterious creeping hand on his shoulder OR Merry falls asleep in the arms of Pippin, who suddenly experience the drawback of having a friend who has eaten too much garlic sleeping in his arms. __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

01-29-2006, 02:26 PM	#9393
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	For fans of Vic Reeves: Merry: Oh I've fallen! OR When Merry had said, 'I’m so hungry I could eat an Oliphant' they dared him to, but he only got 90% of the way through and collapsed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2006, 02:40 PM	#9394
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin was determined to make Merry take back the remark that Eowyn's curls were prettier than Faramir's. OR Pippin fights frantically to un-link his chainmail from Merry's buckles as the oliphaunt stampede turns his way. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-29-2006, 02:41 PM	#9395
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unknown to Pippin, the "Man" behind him was actually Sauron in disguise. or Pippin: Hang on Merry! You'll make it! Merry: I'm not injured!! You know what I saw in Fangorn Forest? He's here again! Pippin: GANDALF!!!! or even Merry: Oh no it's Mount Zoom!! Pippin: And there's Minas Tirith! We're saved! Merry: No! It's got wheels to!! Pippin: AHHH!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf