Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 23 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

wilwarin538 · 07-25-2005, 11:17 AM

Fortunately the Wicked Witch is a talented actress, so she was only pretending to be on Sauron's side.

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2005, 11:23 AM

Unfortunately she was still wicked.

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 11:25 AM

Fortunately, she and Sauron were so busy fighting that they both lost track of the Ring.

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2005, 12:42 PM

Unfortunately the Ring landed in the hands of the heartless Tin Man.

wilwarin538 · 07-25-2005, 12:45 PM

Fortunetaly the Brainless Scarecrow tripped and landed on top of the Tin Man, sending the ring flying.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2005, 12:58 PM

Unfortunately, Shelob came and took the ring. With the power the Ring gave her, she destroyed all these Wizard of Oz creatures and told Rodger Waters to stop playing The Dark side of the Moon!

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2005, 01:06 PM

Fortunately few of the Free Peoples wanted to hear the Dark Side of the Moon anyway.

High King Fingolfin · 07-25-2005, 02:58 PM

Unfortunately, Shelob was now poised to take over the world because she had the ring.

wilwarin538 · 07-25-2005, 03:25 PM

Fortunately she chocked to death at her I-took-over-the-world feast.

Kath · 07-25-2005, 03:29 PM

Unfortunately she choked on the Ring so it was now inside her stomach.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2005, 03:39 PM

Fortunately, Sam came along and cut Shelob up and the Ring fell out!

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 03:58 PM

Unfortunately, Sam claimed the Ring for himself and stole all the taters in the entire world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Gurthang · 07-25-2005, 08:46 PM

Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters that the Ring wouldn't fit on his finger anymore.

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 09:39 PM

Unfortunately, as mentioned elsewhere on this forum, the Ring could and did change size to fit its bearer.

THE Ka · 07-25-2005, 11:57 PM

Fortunately, the ring was self-concious and said: "I'm soooo fat! And it's all your fault!" and upon those words, it rolled off into the nearest salon/psychiatrist office to work its feelings out, and purchase a new pair of nails with little eye balls and rose buds on them. Oh! Don't they look so pretty?

~ Ka

Gil-Galad · 07-26-2005, 07:22 AM

Unfortunately it fell down a Sink Pipe...

Meneltarmacil · 07-26-2005, 10:03 AM

Fortunately, the Sink Pipe led directly to Mount Doom.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 10:16 AM

Unfortunately, there were some Orcs inspecting the drains in Mount Doom at that time.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-26-2005, 01:23 PM

Fortunately with the Ring's new garb, they didn't recognize it.

Meneltarmacil · 07-26-2005, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, the Witch King was visiting at the time and he did recognize it.

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 03:17 PM

Fortunately, in its new garb the Ring was not particularly alluring, so the Witch-King decided to heck with it & left it alone.

Kath · 07-26-2005, 03:20 PM

Unfortunately the Ring did not want to be left and it stowed away in the Witch King's cloak.

Memory of Trees · 07-26-2005, 03:39 PM

Fortunately, there was a small, ring-sized hole in the Witch's cloak...

Meneltarmacil · 07-26-2005, 03:55 PM

Unfortunately, it fell through and landed right in Gollum's hands.

Kath · 07-26-2005, 03:58 PM

Fortunately Gollum was still running his 'taters' restaurant (see Crazy Captions) and threw it in the fryer.

Orominuialwen · 07-26-2005, 04:23 PM

Unfortunately, this did absolutely no harm to the ring, it being just as impervious to hot vegetable oil as fire.

Memory of Trees · 07-26-2005, 05:37 PM

Fortunately, Frodo decided to stop by Gollum's shop for a bite to eat.

Meneltarmacil · 07-26-2005, 06:45 PM

Unfortunately, it started raining cats and dogs... literally, not figuratively.

WaynetheGoblin · 07-26-2005, 07:15 PM

fortunately gollum had umbrellas that were cat and dog proof.

WaynetheGoblin · 07-26-2005, 07:16 PM

unfortunately they hade holes in them.

Gurthang · 07-26-2005, 09:40 PM

Fortunately, they were inside the cafe, so the falling felines and diving dogs didn't matter.

Kath · 07-27-2005, 06:03 AM

Unfortunately by this time Gollum had noticed the Ring and was sneaking off with it.

WaynetheGoblin · 07-27-2005, 06:07 AM

fortunatly gollum was so happy that he accadently when dancing therw the ring back to frodo.

Meneltarmacil · 07-27-2005, 09:47 AM

Unfortunately, at this point they had wandered outside the shop and one of the falling dogs hit Frodo on the head.

Kath · 07-27-2005, 09:48 AM

Fortunately Frodo has a very hard head so no damage was done.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2005, 10:13 AM

Unfortunately, the dog sued Frodo.

High King Fingolfin · 07-27-2005, 12:55 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had a very good lawyer, and won the case.

Meneltarmacil · 07-27-2005, 01:29 PM

Unfortunately, it turned out that the dog was actually the alien-eating dog from earlier in the thread. (It just keeps coming back...)

Nimrodel_9 · 07-27-2005, 07:24 PM

Fortunately Frodo's lawyer (I almost typed liar

) attacked the dog and Frodo escaped.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-28-2005, 02:49 AM

Unfortunately, Melkor was in another courtroom fighting his case for release from the void and saw Frodo. After Sauron had sent him 50,000 postcards from Mordor Melkor, of course, knew that Frodo had the ring, and so gave chase!

07-25-2005, 11:17 AM	#881
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately the Wicked Witch is a talented actress, so she was only pretending to be on Sauron's side. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-25-2005, 11:23 AM	#882
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately she was still wicked. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2005, 11:25 AM	#883
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, she and Sauron were so busy fighting that they both lost track of the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2005, 12:42 PM	#884
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Ring landed in the hands of the heartless Tin Man. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2005, 12:45 PM	#885
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunetaly the Brainless Scarecrow tripped and landed on top of the Tin Man, sending the ring flying. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-25-2005, 12:58 PM	#886
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Shelob came and took the ring. With the power the Ring gave her, she destroyed all these Wizard of Oz creatures and told Rodger Waters to stop playing The Dark side of the Moon! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2005, 01:06 PM	#887
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately few of the Free Peoples wanted to hear the Dark Side of the Moon anyway. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2005, 02:58 PM	#888
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Shelob was now poised to take over the world because she had the ring. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#889
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately she chocked to death at her I-took-over-the-world feast. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-25-2005, 03:29 PM	#890
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately she choked on the Ring so it was now inside her stomach. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-25-2005, 03:39 PM	#891
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Sam came along and cut Shelob up and the Ring fell out! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2005, 03:58 PM	#892
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Sam claimed the Ring for himself and stole all the taters in the entire world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2005, 08:46 PM	#893
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters that the Ring wouldn't fit on his finger anymore. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-25-2005, 09:39 PM	#894
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, as mentioned elsewhere on this forum, the Ring could and did change size to fit its bearer. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-25-2005, 11:57 PM	#895
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the ring was self-concious and said: "I'm soooo fat! And it's all your fault!" and upon those words, it rolled off into the nearest salon/psychiatrist office to work its feelings out, and purchase a new pair of nails with little eye balls and rose buds on them. Oh! Don't they look so pretty? ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-26-2005, 07:22 AM	#896
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately it fell down a Sink Pipe... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-26-2005, 10:03 AM	#897
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	This thread goes ever on and on... Fortunately, the Sink Pipe led directly to Mount Doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-26-2005, 10:16 AM	#898
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there were some Orcs inspecting the drains in Mount Doom at that time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 01:23 PM	#899
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately with the Ring's new garb, they didn't recognize it. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-26-2005, 02:36 PM	#900
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Witch King was visiting at the time and he did recognize it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-26-2005, 03:17 PM	#901
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	sneaking in to steal the 900th post ;) (from the Mirth page's perspective at least) Fortunately, in its new garb the Ring was not particularly alluring, so the Witch-King decided to heck with it & left it alone.

07-26-2005, 03:20 PM	#902
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the Ring did not want to be left and it stowed away in the Witch King's cloak. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-26-2005, 03:39 PM	#903
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	Fortunately, there was a small, ring-sized hole in the Witch's cloak... __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

07-26-2005, 03:55 PM	#904
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it fell through and landed right in Gollum's hands. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-26-2005, 03:58 PM	#905
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Gollum was still running his 'taters' restaurant (see Crazy Captions) and threw it in the fryer. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-26-2005, 04:23 PM	#906
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Unfortunately, this did absolutely no harm to the ring, it being just as impervious to hot vegetable oil as fire. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

07-26-2005, 05:37 PM	#907
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	Fortunately, Frodo decided to stop by Gollum's shop for a bite to eat. __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

07-26-2005, 06:45 PM	#908
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it started raining cats and dogs... literally, not figuratively. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-26-2005, 07:15 PM	#909
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	fortunately gollum had umbrellas that were cat and dog proof.

07-26-2005, 07:16 PM	#910
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	unfortunately they hade holes in them.

07-26-2005, 09:40 PM	#911
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fortunately, they were inside the cafe, so the falling felines and diving dogs didn't matter. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 07-26-2005 at 09:41 PM. Reason: typo

07-27-2005, 06:03 AM	#912
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately by this time Gollum had noticed the Ring and was sneaking off with it. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 07-27-2005 at 06:03 AM. Reason: typo

07-27-2005, 06:07 AM	#913
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	fortunatly gollum was so happy that he accadently when dancing therw the ring back to frodo. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

07-27-2005, 09:47 AM	#914
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, at this point they had wandered outside the shop and one of the falling dogs hit Frodo on the head. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-27-2005, 09:48 AM	#915
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Frodo has a very hard head so no damage was done. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”