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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-10-2006, 12:50 AM

Sam notices the 'Kick Me' sign on Frodo's back.

OR

Pippin: It’s a Balrog!

Merry: No, it can't be, it has wings.

Sam:

Gurthang · 01-10-2006, 02:31 AM

Sam: "I knew Hobbits have pointy ears!"

OR

Pippin: "What's that light? It's so... luring."
Frodo: "Don't go towards the light!"
Merry: "I can't help it. It's so beautiful!"

OR

Yet again, Frodo's hair takes on a life of it's own.

OR

Pippin: "I look so good with my matching cloak and suspenders!"

OR

Merry: "Everyone! Look left!"
Frodo: "What?! I don't see anything!"
Sam: "You're other left, Mr. Frodo."

OR(For those who have seen the RotK Easter Eggs)

Sean Astin can't help but stare at Elijah Wood's Big... Blue...

Lalwendë · 01-10-2006, 06:20 AM

When the Hobbits appeared on Stars In Their Eyes.

Pippin: "Tonight, Matthew, we're going to be The Darkness!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-10-2006, 12:54 PM

Pippin: What do you think made those footprints?

Frodo: Erm... that?

OR

Paladin Took: Frodo Baggins, don’t' you dare cut Pippin's hair!

Pippin: What?

The Only Real Estel · 01-10-2006, 03:10 PM

Frodo: "Dang it! We missed our train!"

Merry & Pippin: "Uh, don't look now, but there's another coming!"

Elu Ancalime · 01-10-2006, 04:42 PM

Frodo: There's an Oliphaunt coming this way!

Merry: And an SUV coming from the other direction! Don't stare into the headlights, Pip!!!!

Pippen: *drools* pretty lites.....

Sam: Idiots. It's IMAX, not.......<sigh>.......Am I the only one who is in this century? I have to check their email for them, turn on the DVD...........

OR

3

2

1

*BEEP*

Slayer

Merry: Eeek! Level 2 Spartans! And their using Flashlights!

Frodo: And Grunts over here! We're goners!

Pippen: A! L1! B! Control Pad Left!

Sam: Why am I always stuck those noobs.....
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Honda VT250 history

Holbytlass · 01-10-2006, 05:40 PM

Frodo: (worried look) I thought we were to go this way.
Merry: (worried look) And I thought this way.
Pippin: (worried look) Maybe this way?
Sam: (

look) I hate Mapquest.

Gurthang · 01-10-2006, 10:27 PM

The Hobbits search for the last Easter Egg.
Frodo: "Is that it over there?"
Pippin: "No, I think it's that up there."
Merry: "No, Pip, that's a bowling ball."
Sam(thinking): Haha, I already have it.

OR

The Hobbits are being arrested by the Bad Hair Police.

OR

Frodo: "Someone touched my butt!"
Merry: "Somebody just touched my butt!"
Sam:

Pippin has no idea that anything is happening.

OR

Any random caption where Merry and Frodo realize that something is happening, Sam has a completely guilty evil look that screams 'I did it', and Pippin appears all together clueless.

Lhunardawen · 01-10-2006, 10:56 PM

Sam takes a moment to steal a glance of himself on Frodo's sword.

OR

Sam (singing silently): "Three blind mice, three blind mice..."
Frodo, Merry and Pippin altogether swing towards a singular direction. With their swords.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-11-2006, 12:54 AM

Pippin: Wow. Gandalf just exploded.

OR

Frodo remembers that he left the Ring in his other trousers.

gralin musicteeth · 01-11-2006, 06:10 AM

Sam: I think it's time for a new picture...

HerenIstarion · 01-11-2006, 06:17 AM

Gimli: Ah, Gralin Musicteeth is back!

or, with regards to teeth

:

Gimli: No, not a dentist, please, no, no! Barber?!! Than a barber?!! Neither a barber, please, no! I'll take a bath, I promise!

Lalwendë · 01-11-2006, 06:30 AM

Gimli was fuming mad when he realised that due to his brother's prank with the superglue, he was doomed to wear the salad bowl on his head for the rest of his life.

Anguirel · 01-11-2006, 06:51 AM

Gimli is informed that his character has been cut in favour of "another cool stunt-doing elf, to attract the teen audience"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-11-2006, 08:15 AM

Someone put a fork on Gimli's chair.

OR

Gimli's helmet begins to shrink.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-11-2006, 08:23 AM

Gimli (emptying the diaper pail in a twin's nursery): EEAAAACCCCK!

mormegil · 01-11-2006, 08:24 AM

The first unclocking witnessed is always the hardest.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-11-2006, 08:27 AM

You know that scene where Legolas shoots the arrow between Gimli's legs? It wasn't a first take...

Lalwendë · 01-11-2006, 08:31 AM

Gimli dons his helmet as he crafts a new thread about Balrogs not having wings.

Kitanna · 01-11-2006, 09:57 AM

Gimli: Soylent Green is made out of WHAT?!

Kuruharan · 01-11-2006, 11:19 AM

Shouldn't...have...had...that...last...taco...

The Only Real Estel · 01-11-2006, 11:22 AM

When you're out in the Wild & have nothing else to use...

Legolas: "Uh, Gimli, I think those leaves were poison ivy."

Gimli: "P-poison ivy!!!???"

elronds_daughter · 01-11-2006, 11:46 AM

Even worse than seeing Gandalf the Grey uncloaked is seeing Isenguard unleashed....

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-11-2006, 11:52 AM

When Gimli said, 'My feet are killing me' no one thought he meant it literally.

OR

Legolas: Sorry, Gimli, I'm afraid I lost Galdriel's hair in a game of Poker with Eomer. Man that guy can play. He cleaned me dry. I also bet him all Anduril and your axe. I hope you don't mind.

CaptainofDespair · 01-11-2006, 01:23 PM

Gimli realized his mother was right. He should have listened when she warned him about his face freezing, but he only mocked her short, stubby beard.

Or

Gimli forgot his Preparation H in Imladris.

mormegil · 01-11-2006, 01:44 PM

Gimli was just told that he did not get the role he wanted in the upcoming play on Snow White but rather he was selected as Dopey.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-11-2006, 02:04 PM

Someone filled Gimli's helmet with custard.

OR

The 'kick me' sign on Gimli's back was really starting to annoy him.

elronds_daughter · 01-11-2006, 02:29 PM

Hookbill, you have too much time on your hands...

Gimli realizes that he forgot to turn off the automatic coffee-maker before he left home.

Glirdan · 01-11-2006, 02:50 PM

Gimli's reaction while watching the live version of "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"

or

Mount Zoom ran out of gas just in front of Gimli.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-11-2006, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glirdan

Mount Zoom ran out of gas just in front of Gimli.

OR

Mount Zoom ran over Gimli's foot.

(e-d, I do have far too much time.

)

Valier · 01-11-2006, 03:44 PM

Gimili: Do I have anything in my teeth?

Legolas:EEEWWWWW put those away!

Gimli closes his mouth with a frown

Legolas: You just made me throw up a little..and I refuse to have ill smelling breath.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-11-2006, 04:26 PM

Gimli gets his beard stuck in the typewriter again.

The Only Real Estel · 01-11-2006, 04:32 PM

Gimli: "In-laws!!??

mormegil · 01-11-2006, 05:08 PM

The four hobbits, who were woefully unfamilar with dwarvish etiquette and customs, didn't realize that, even though it is a well known fact, asking Gimli how it feels to be inbred was no appropriate at the time.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-11-2006, 06:55 PM

Mustelidaphobia, the fear that somehow, somewhere, a badger is watching you, strikes again.

The Only Real Estel · 01-11-2006, 07:30 PM

Villager Gimli (wolf) reacts not-so-subtly when informed of the news that the wolves accidently killed their beloved Cobbler Kath during the night.

Valesse · 01-11-2006, 08:12 PM

Sure to be on Gilmi's Driver's liscence.

OR

Gimli: What do you mean? I am smiling!

OR

Much to Gilmi's horror, he was actually quite the dwarf-lady's man.

Elu Ancalime · 01-11-2006, 08:40 PM

*offscreen lady with slight english accent*

Orbit Gum! It gives you that clean feeling.

OR

Elrond: Did I say Gloin went with Balin to Moria? I meant...um, Gloin and Dwalin went to Narnia! Yeah, that's it!

Gimli:

*muttering through anger and emotion*Never trust an elf.....

________
Medical marijuana

Oddwen · 01-11-2006, 09:34 PM

Gimli: "No, no, NO! I told you I wanted Durin's Knot, not Narvi's Square engraved on my helmet, you fool!"

Or...

"Is that any way to speak to a lady?!?"

Kuruharan · 01-11-2006, 09:59 PM

Gimli: Oliphaunt…on…foot…

01-10-2006, 12:50 AM	#9121
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam notices the 'Kick Me' sign on Frodo's back. OR Pippin: It’s a Balrog! Merry: No, it can't be, it has wings. Sam: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-10-2006, 02:31 AM	#9122
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam: "I knew Hobbits have pointy ears!" OR Pippin: "What's that light? It's so... luring." Frodo: "Don't go towards the light!" Merry: "I can't help it. It's so beautiful!" OR Yet again, Frodo's hair takes on a life of it's own. OR Pippin: "I look so good with my matching cloak and suspenders!" OR Merry: "Everyone! Look left!" Frodo: "What?! I don't see anything!" Sam: "You're other left, Mr. Frodo." OR(For those who have seen the RotK Easter Eggs) Sean Astin can't help but stare at Elijah Wood's Big... Blue... __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-10-2006, 06:20 AM	#9123
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When the Hobbits appeared on Stars In Their Eyes. Pippin: "Tonight, Matthew, we're going to be The Darkness!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-10-2006, 12:54 PM	#9124
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: What do you think made those footprints? Frodo: Erm... that? OR Paladin Took: Frodo Baggins, don’t' you dare cut Pippin's hair! Pippin: What? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-10-2006, 04:42 PM	#9126
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Frodo: There's an Oliphaunt coming this way! Merry: And an SUV coming from the other direction! Don't stare into the headlights, Pip!!!! Pippen: drools pretty lites..... Sam: Idiots. It's IMAX, not.......<sigh>.......Am I the only one who is in this century? I have to check their email for them, turn on the DVD........... OR 3 2 1 BEEP Slayer Merry: Eeek! Level 2 Spartans! And their using Flashlights! Frodo: And Grunts over here! We're goners! Pippen: A! L1! B! Control Pad Left! Sam: Why am I always stuck those noobs..... ________ Honda VT250 history Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:39 PM.

01-10-2006, 03:10 PM	#9125
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "Dang it! We missed our train!" Merry & Pippin: "Uh, don't look now, but there's another coming!"

01-10-2006, 05:40 PM	#9127
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Frodo: (worried look) I thought we were to go this way. Merry: (worried look) And I thought this way. Pippin: (worried look) Maybe this way? Sam: ( look) I hate Mapquest. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-10-2006, 10:27 PM	#9128
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The Hobbits search for the last Easter Egg. Frodo: "Is that it over there?" Pippin: "No, I think it's that up there." Merry: "No, Pip, that's a bowling ball." Sam(thinking): Haha, I already have it. OR The Hobbits are being arrested by the Bad Hair Police. OR Frodo: "Someone touched my butt!" Merry: "Somebody just touched my butt!" Sam: Pippin has no idea that anything is happening. OR Any random caption where Merry and Frodo realize that something is happening, Sam has a completely guilty evil look that screams 'I did it', and Pippin appears all together clueless. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-10-2006, 10:56 PM	#9129
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Haven't I seen you before? Sam takes a moment to steal a glance of himself on Frodo's sword. OR Sam (singing silently): "Three blind mice, three blind mice..." Frodo, Merry and Pippin altogether swing towards a singular direction. With their swords. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 01-10-2006 at 11:09 PM.

01-11-2006, 12:54 AM	#9130
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Wow. Gandalf just exploded. OR Frodo remembers that he left the Ring in his other trousers. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-11-2006, 06:10 AM	#9131
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Sam: I think it's time for a new picture... __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-11-2006, 06:17 AM	#9132
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Gimli: Ah, Gralin Musicteeth is back! or, with regards to teeth : Gimli: No, not a dentist, please, no, no! Barber?!! Than a barber?!! Neither a barber, please, no! I'll take a bath, I promise! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

01-11-2006, 06:30 AM	#9133
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gimli was fuming mad when he realised that due to his brother's prank with the superglue, he was doomed to wear the salad bowl on his head for the rest of his life. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-11-2006, 06:51 AM	#9134
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Gimli is informed that his character has been cut in favour of "another cool stunt-doing elf, to attract the teen audience" __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-11-2006, 08:15 AM	#9135
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Someone put a fork on Gimli's chair. OR Gimli's helmet begins to shrink. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-11-2006, 08:23 AM	#9136
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Gimli (emptying the diaper pail in a twin's nursery): EEAAAACCCCK!

01-11-2006, 08:24 AM	#9137
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The first unclocking witnessed is always the hardest. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-11-2006, 08:27 AM	#9138
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	You know that scene where Legolas shoots the arrow between Gimli's legs? It wasn't a first take... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-11-2006, 08:31 AM	#9139
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gimli dons his helmet as he crafts a new thread about Balrogs not having wings. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-11-2006, 09:57 AM	#9140
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gimli: Soylent Green is made out of WHAT?! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-11-2006, 11:19 AM	#9141
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Shouldn't...have...had...that...last...taco... __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-11-2006, 11:22 AM	#9142
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	When you're out in the Wild & have nothing else to use... Legolas: "Uh, Gimli, I think those leaves were poison ivy." Gimli: "P-poison ivy!!!???"

01-11-2006, 11:46 AM	#9143
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Even worse than seeing Gandalf the Grey uncloaked is seeing Isenguard unleashed.... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-11-2006, 11:52 AM	#9144
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Gimli said, 'My feet are killing me' no one thought he meant it literally. OR Legolas: Sorry, Gimli, I'm afraid I lost Galdriel's hair in a game of Poker with Eomer. Man that guy can play. He cleaned me dry. I also bet him all Anduril and your axe. I hope you don't mind. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-11-2006, 01:23 PM	#9145
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Gimli realized his mother was right. He should have listened when she warned him about his face freezing, but he only mocked her short, stubby beard. Or Gimli forgot his Preparation H in Imladris.

01-11-2006, 01:44 PM	#9146
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gimli was just told that he did not get the role he wanted in the upcoming play on Snow White but rather he was selected as Dopey. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-11-2006, 02:04 PM	#9147
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Someone filled Gimli's helmet with custard. OR The 'kick me' sign on Gimli's back was really starting to annoy him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-11-2006, 02:29 PM	#9148
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Hookbill, you have too much time on your hands... Gimli realizes that he forgot to turn off the automatic coffee-maker before he left home. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-11-2006, 02:50 PM	#9149
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gimli's reaction while watching the live version of "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!" or Mount Zoom ran out of gas just in front of Gimli. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-11-2006, 03:44 PM	#9151
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Gimili: Do I have anything in my teeth? Legolas:EEEWWWWW put those away! Gimli closes his mouth with a frown Legolas: You just made me throw up a little..and I refuse to have ill smelling breath. __________________ grand return?........ Last edited by Valier; 01-11-2006 at 03:47 PM.

01-11-2006, 04:26 PM	#9152
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gimli gets his beard stuck in the typewriter again. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-11-2006, 04:32 PM	#9153
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	An Unexpected "Party"? Gimli: "*In-laws!!??*

01-11-2006, 05:08 PM	#9154
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	The four hobbits, who were woefully unfamilar with dwarvish etiquette and customs, didn't realize that, even though it is a well known fact, asking Gimli how it feels to be inbred was no appropriate at the time. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-11-2006, 06:55 PM	#9155
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	And again . . . Mustelidaphobia, the fear that somehow, somewhere, a badger is watching you, strikes again. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-11-2006, 07:30 PM	#9156
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Villager Gimli (wolf) reacts not-so-subtly when informed of the news that the wolves accidently killed their beloved Cobbler Kath during the night.