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Meela · 01-06-2006, 07:24 PM

Gandalf's camouflage suits never did catch on.

Meneltarmacil · 01-06-2006, 07:41 PM

THEODEN: Would you mind telling me how I'm supposed to fight Orcs now that you've blinded me for life?

Lhunardawen · 01-06-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Gandalf: "Behold, I am the Phial of Galadriel!"

"Begone, Inktomi Slurp Spider!"

Maeggaladiel · 01-06-2006, 09:56 PM

Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to stick your toe in a light socket.

OR

"By jove, Holmes; it's the Wizard of the Baskervilles!!"

OR

THE ALIENS ARE ABDUCTING GANDALF!! WHAT DO WE DO?! WHAT DO WE DO?!

Kuruharan · 01-06-2006, 11:57 PM

Gandalf the flour dumpling strikes again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-07-2006, 01:55 AM

Aragorn: Since when did Théoden have lazar vision?

OR

When Théoden uncloaked, Gandalf exploded.

OR yet!

Gandalf tries to impress at his latest job interview.

Kuruharan · 01-07-2006, 09:31 AM

Gandalf: Theoden, go to the Dagobah system!

Glirdan · 01-07-2006, 09:48 AM

Gandalf: I SHALL RULE.... OO!! Hobbit!! (if you look closely, there's a dark shadow running in front of Gandalf that looks like a Hobbit)

or

Legolas: So THAT'S what Gandalf has under his cloak!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-07-2006, 12:36 PM

Gandalf: I shall call down the fire of a thousand Balrogs upon this abomination!

Théoden: Calm down, this happens every time we play chess.

Elu Ancalime · 01-07-2006, 05:09 PM

Gandalf brings himdelf to Thedens's court as living proof of unstable elements in the Glittering Caves; thus Rohan defends itself not at the Hornburg, but protests Saurumans using nuclear uruks and what radiation can do to Middle-Earth's delicate biosphere.
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GIRLFRIENDS PICS

Eonwe · 01-07-2006, 05:22 PM

Gandalf:

It's time to look sooooo good...glowing white!

Lalwendë · 01-07-2006, 05:35 PM

Theoden: "Gandalf clearly uses Persil. Why can't you get my robes that white, Eowyn?"

Gil-Galad · 01-07-2006, 06:55 PM

Theoden: argh, you have blinded me!

Aragorn: ooooh can we say lawsuit

Gimli: lawsuit

Aragorn: huh?

Gimli: huh?

Aragorn can we say... stupid dwarf

Gimli: stupid dwa- hey!

Elu Ancalime · 01-07-2006, 08:47 PM

Theoden(whispering to Eowyn):I think he's a White Wizard or something....

Eowyn: dee dee-dee!
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Starcraft 2 Replays

The Only Real Estel · 01-07-2006, 09:51 PM

Theoden: "I said I wanted Han Solo encased in carbonite, not Rip Van Winkle!!!"

Lhunardawen · 01-08-2006, 02:46 AM

Gandalf: "I am the Ghost of the Christmas Past...."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-08-2006, 05:57 AM

Gandalf: Struck by lightning, struck by lightning!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2006, 07:34 AM

Théoden: Hay, nice white robes, Gandalf.

Gandalf: I'm not wearing any robes. I just let my Beard grow a bit.

All: ...

OR

Gandalf acts as Rohan's first traffic light system. But no one knows what a white light means.

OR yet!

Legolas: Look! Gandalf is glowing!

All: *Groan*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-08-2006, 10:33 PM

Gimli: What's Gandalf doing?

Aragorn: Must have mistaken Théoden for a Balrog.

Gurthang · 01-09-2006, 01:47 AM

Most people think that some guy discovered electricity by flying a kite with a key on it. Gandalf had that whole 'electric glow' figured out way before then.

OR

Gandalf: "I have an idea!"

OR

Theoden: "Does he always glow like that?"
Aragron: "Only when he's starved for attention... so yes, he does always glows like that."

OR

Theoden: "Uhm, Gandalf, you forgot to paint the bottom of your hat."

OR

Gandalf performs his electric eel impersonation.

Lalwendë · 01-09-2006, 08:28 AM

Gandalf: "Whoa! Check out me glowsticks! They're bangin'!"

Aragorn: "Um, this is Edoras, not Ibiza..."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-09-2006, 10:06 AM

The ol' 'cotton-wool 'n' glue' trick was a favourite in Rohan. Gandalf found out the hard way.

Gurthang · 01-09-2006, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

The ol' 'cotton-wool 'n' glue' trick was a favourite in Rohan. Gandalf found out the hard way.

Almost like a toned down version of being tarred and feathered.

OR

Gandalf is attacked by a black blob of nothingness.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-09-2006, 12:28 PM

Gandalf: See! Back in my day we had to make our own light! None of these new fangled candles! We didn't even have the sun! Yeah, we had to make do with lamps and trees...

Aragorn: Not again. Fancy a drink, Gimli?

Gimli: Of course.

Legolas: I like trees...

OR

Gandalf is melting Théoden's hair.

Maeggaladiel · 01-09-2006, 01:04 PM

"Me, steal your phosphorus?! Whyever would you suspect such a thing?!"

The Elf-warrior · 01-09-2006, 02:13 PM

Pippin: "I'm hungry."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-09-2006, 02:19 PM

Pippin: I'm sure we've been here before.

Or

Frodo: Gandalf! No-ooo! Not the Cloak!

Meela · 01-09-2006, 03:13 PM

Sam takes the opportunity to steal that last bit of lembas from Frodo's pack.

OR

The rest of the Istari join forces with Gandalf to create an unstoppable uncloaking army.

Frodo: They're everywhere!
Merry: Noooo!
Pippin: I'm blinded!
Sam: *is distracted by the lembas*

Eonwe · 01-09-2006, 03:29 PM

All: It's time to look sooooo good...with wavy hair!

Formendacil · 01-09-2006, 03:41 PM

While Frodo, Merry, and Pippin look around in fear for the Black Riders, Sam notices that Pippin's right ear has begun to mutate...

Kitanna · 01-09-2006, 04:26 PM

Sam's brain: I could eat Pippin, I just need to get through Frodo first...

or

Pippin: If we all look in different directions, we'll appear more dramatic.

Kuruharan · 01-09-2006, 04:39 PM

The hobbits watch dumbfounded as the Nazgul disembark from the UFO.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-09-2006, 04:55 PM

Sam, Frodo, Merry and Pippin is demonstrating the classical "hide behind one another" Military tactic that has always been the most used tactic among hobbits.

Bêthberry · 01-09-2006, 04:58 PM

Bad Hair Day in The Shire

OR

Sam: "Mullets, I said, mullets. But did you listen to me?"

Kath · 01-09-2006, 05:02 PM

Sam: Right, time to put those pointers Leggy gave me to good use. Stand tall, look soulfully at the camera and always be in the centre of the shot. Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad!

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 01-09-2006, 05:14 PM

Pippin: Remember what Strider taught us...Look the wraiths in the eye and charge...
Frodo: You first.
Sam: What he said.

The Only Real Estel · 01-09-2006, 06:28 PM

Frodo: "No! Not the Blackriders!"

Pippin & Merry: "Hey look! There's Elvis going into that supermarket!!"

Roa_Aoife · 01-09-2006, 08:17 PM

Pippin: Allright, we've got the flag, now we just have to make it back to base with out getting noticed.

Sam: ACK! Too late! Run!

Valier · 01-09-2006, 09:38 PM

Sam:How come they all got swords and all I got was this lousy carrot!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-10-2006, 12:27 AM

Pippin: So, where's the line to Hogwarts?

01-06-2006, 07:24 PM	#9081
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf's camouflage suits never did catch on. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-06-2006, 07:41 PM	#9082
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	THEODEN: Would you mind telling me how I'm supposed to fight Orcs now that you've blinded me for life? __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-06-2006, 09:56 PM	#9084
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to stick your toe in a light socket. OR "By jove, Holmes; it's the Wizard of the Baskervilles!!" OR THE ALIENS ARE ABDUCTING GANDALF!! WHAT DO WE DO?! WHAT DO WE DO?! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-06-2006, 11:57 PM	#9085
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf the flour dumpling strikes again. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-07-2006, 01:55 AM	#9086
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Since when did Théoden have lazar vision? OR When Théoden uncloaked, Gandalf exploded. OR yet! Gandalf tries to impress at his latest job interview. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-07-2006, 09:31 AM	#9087
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: Theoden, go to the Dagobah system! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-07-2006, 09:48 AM	#9088
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Displays of ADD(no offense intended) Gandalf: I SHALL RULE.... OO!! Hobbit!! (if you look closely, there's a dark shadow running in front of Gandalf that looks like a Hobbit) or Legolas: So THAT'S what Gandalf has under his cloak!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2006, 12:36 PM	#9089
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I shall call down the fire of a thousand Balrogs upon this abomination! Théoden: Calm down, this happens every time we play chess. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-07-2006, 05:09 PM	#9090
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Gandalf brings himdelf to Thedens's court as living proof of unstable elements in the Glittering Caves; thus Rohan defends itself not at the Hornburg, but protests Saurumans using nuclear uruks and what radiation can do to Middle-Earth's delicate biosphere. ________ GIRLFRIENDS PICS Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:37 PM.

01-07-2006, 05:22 PM	#9091
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Everybody! Everybody! Gandalf: It's time to look sooooo good...glowing white! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-07-2006, 05:35 PM	#9092
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden: "Gandalf clearly uses Persil. Why can't you get my robes that white, Eowyn?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-07-2006, 06:55 PM	#9093
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden: argh, you have blinded me! Aragorn: ooooh can we say lawsuit Gimli: lawsuit Aragorn: huh? Gimli: huh? Aragorn can we say... stupid dwarf Gimli: stupid dwa- hey! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-07-2006, 08:47 PM	#9094
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	just remembered this..... Theoden(whispering to Eowyn):I think he's a White Wizard or something.... Eowyn: dee dee-dee! ________ Starcraft 2 Replays Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:38 PM.

01-07-2006, 09:51 PM	#9095
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden: "I said I wanted Han Solo encased in carbonite, not Rip Van Winkle!!!"

01-08-2006, 02:46 AM	#9096
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: "I am the Ghost of the Christmas Past...."

01-08-2006, 05:57 AM	#9097
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	'Hey, that's Bilbo's line!' Gandalf: Struck by lightning, struck by lightning! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-08-2006, 07:34 AM	#9098
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: Hay, nice white robes, Gandalf. Gandalf: I'm not wearing any robes. I just let my Beard grow a bit. All: ... OR Gandalf acts as Rohan's first traffic light system. But no one knows what a white light means. OR yet! Legolas: Look! Gandalf is glowing! All: Groan __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 01-08-2006 at 10:54 AM.

01-08-2006, 10:33 PM	#9099
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	'I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor!' Gimli: What's Gandalf doing? Aragorn: Must have mistaken Théoden for a Balrog. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-09-2006, 01:47 AM	#9100
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Most people think that some guy discovered electricity by flying a kite with a key on it. Gandalf had that whole 'electric glow' figured out way before then. OR Gandalf: "I have an idea!" OR Theoden: "Does he always glow like that?" Aragron: "Only when he's starved for attention... so yes, he does always glows like that." OR Theoden: "Uhm, Gandalf, you forgot to paint the bottom of your hat." OR Gandalf performs his electric eel impersonation. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-09-2006, 08:28 AM	#9101
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "Whoa! Check out me glowsticks! They're bangin'!" Aragorn: "Um, this is Edoras, not Ibiza..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-09-2006, 10:06 AM	#9102
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The ol' 'cotton-wool 'n' glue' trick was a favourite in Rohan. Gandalf found out the hard way. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-09-2006, 12:28 PM	#9104
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: See! Back in my day we had to make our own light! None of these new fangled candles! We didn't even have the sun! Yeah, we had to make do with lamps and trees... Aragorn: Not again. Fancy a drink, Gimli? Gimli: Of course. Legolas: I like trees... OR Gandalf is melting Théoden's hair. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-09-2006, 01:04 PM	#9105
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Me, steal your phosphorus?! Whyever would you suspect such a thing?!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-09-2006, 02:13 PM	#9106
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "I'm hungry." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-09-2006, 02:19 PM	#9107
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: I'm sure we've been here before. Or Frodo: Gandalf! No-ooo! Not the Cloak! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-09-2006, 03:13 PM	#9108
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Sam takes the opportunity to steal that last bit of lembas from Frodo's pack. OR The rest of the Istari join forces with Gandalf to create an unstoppable uncloaking army. Frodo: They're everywhere! Merry: Noooo! Pippin: I'm blinded! Sam: is distracted by the lembas __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 01-09-2006 at 03:18 PM.

01-09-2006, 03:29 PM	#9109
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	All: It's time to look sooooo good...with wavy hair! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-09-2006, 03:41 PM	#9110
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	While Frodo, Merry, and Pippin look around in fear for the Black Riders, Sam notices that Pippin's right ear has begun to mutate... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-09-2006, 04:26 PM	#9111
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Sam's brain: I could eat Pippin, I just need to get through Frodo first... or Pippin: If we all look in different directions, we'll appear more dramatic. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-09-2006, 04:39 PM	#9112
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	The hobbits watch dumbfounded as the Nazgul disembark from the UFO. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-09-2006, 04:58 PM	#9114
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Bad Hair Day in The Shire OR Sam: "Mullets, I said, mullets. But did you listen to me?"

01-09-2006, 05:02 PM	#9115
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Sam: Right, time to put those pointers Leggy gave me to good use. Stand tall, look soulfully at the camera and always be in the centre of the shot. Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-09-2006, 05:14 PM	#9116
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Pippin: Remember what Strider taught us...Look the wraiths in the eye and charge... Frodo: You first. Sam: What he said. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

01-09-2006, 06:28 PM	#9117
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "No! Not the Blackriders!" Pippin & Merry: "Hey look! There's Elvis going into that supermarket!!"

01-09-2006, 08:17 PM	#9118
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Pippin: Allright, we've got the flag, now we just have to make it back to base with out getting noticed. Sam: ACK! Too late! Run! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen