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The Only Real Estel · 12-31-2005, 05:44 PM

Aragorn: "Uh...how do you tie this thing again? Something about...a fox chasing a rabbit around a tree or something?"

The Elf-warrior · 12-31-2005, 08:30 PM

Aragorn: "No, Peregrin Took, you can't borrow my sword."

Maeggaladiel · 12-31-2005, 09:37 PM

Aragorn: *reading tag* My horse is "Dry Clean Only?"

OR

Not wanting to be outdone by Boromir, Aragorn begins to collect battle wounds of his own. Arrows were sooo last year.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2006, 03:10 AM

Aragorn: Are you sure you carry all this Sam?

OR

Aragorn: Ah! I've just found my receipt for this sword. Darn it! I invalidated the warrantee by re-forging it!

Meela · 01-01-2006, 11:40 AM

Aragorn's hands-free razor was great for those on-the-job moments.

OR

Aragorn: *singing* ... connects to the... saddle strap. The saddle strap connects to the... spare cloak. The cloak connects to the... scabbard. The scabbard connects to the... collarbone- dang it!

Lalwendë · 01-01-2006, 11:55 AM

When mobiles came to Middle-earth.

Aragorn: "Hang on lads, just got to text the missus.... CU L8R GOIN OUT W/LADS SOMEFIN BOUT A RING. KP ME DINNR WRM. LUV GORN XXX."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2006, 12:21 PM

ZOOM!

Even Aragorn had to agree that Digital watches were a pretty neat idea.

dragoneyes · 01-01-2006, 01:16 PM

Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they?

Kath · 01-01-2006, 01:59 PM

Aragorn sighs as he realises that Pippin has been playing with the superglue again.

Gurthang · 01-01-2006, 04:56 PM

A sword had been stuck in his shoulder for three days, and Aragorn still hasn't noticed.

OR

Aragorn takes a quick break from battle play some GameBoy.

OR

Aragorn just has no idea what's going on.

Meneltarmacil · 01-01-2006, 05:11 PM

Tired of being ridden around in dangerous situations all the time, Aragorn's horse decides to show his rider some of his swordfighting skills.

Oddwen · 01-01-2006, 09:26 PM

Lurtz: But I've chopped your arm off!

Aragorn: No you didn't.

Lurtz: Yer bloody sword's stuck in yer shoulder!

Aragorn: No it isn't. I'M INVINCIBLE!

Or...

Aragorn: If...found...please return...to Gandalf the Grey, Esq. Oh no, he must have put away his cloak after he took it off and Shadowfax ran off with it!

Or...

Arwen: What's this, a Ranger caught off his guard?

Aragorn(not looking up): Hello darling, you're using the wrong end of the sword again.

Lhunardawen · 01-02-2006, 12:55 AM

Aragorn reads - belatedly - the tag on his new sword:

WARNING: This sword is unexplainably attracted to too much dirt. Take a bath before use.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2006, 04:10 AM

Aragorn: This lembas expired before we took it out of Loren!

Gimli! Stop eating it!

OR

Orcs? No problem. Uruks? Easy! Hundreds of evil creatures outside the gates? Piece of piffle! But Chinese finger traps always got the better of Aragorn.

Lalwendë · 01-02-2006, 11:59 AM

Aragorn prepares to leave Rivendell on 25th December. "This new sat nav system that Arwen bought me for Christmas is useless in Middle-earth! The closest match for Mordor is given as Milton Keynes!"

Mithalwen · 01-02-2006, 12:04 PM

The host of Mordor was nigh .. but Aragorn was on Level 17 of Alien Scum.......

Valier · 01-02-2006, 02:13 PM

Where did I put my Orthodics?These saddle sores are killing me!

The Only Real Estel · 01-02-2006, 02:21 PM

Aragorn was living proof that it's better to be lucky than smart.

-or-

Too much Halo 2...
Aragorn: "Hah! I had an Overshield!!!"

malkatoj · 01-02-2006, 06:49 PM

Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the rest of the fellowship, Aragorn stabs his finger with his sewing needle.

or...(because, as a GameCube person, I am obligated to go to war with TORE because of his Halo 2 mentioning) (this won't make sense if you haven't played Windwaker, apologies)

Aragorn: I'm going to read this chart MYSELF, darnit. I refuse to give that blasted elf any more of my money!

or maybe

Aragorn, reading tag: "This label is affixed in compliance with provincial law. Not to be removed until delivered to the consumer." ...Okay, first, why does my hand have a tag on it, and second, how are they planning on getting my hand 'to the consumer'? (noticing sword) ...Oh.

The Only Real Estel · 01-02-2006, 07:12 PM

Aragorn: "What's this inscribed on my saddlebag with foul scratches? Your mother was a hamster and...your father smelt of elderberries!!??"

Elu Ancalime · 01-02-2006, 09:14 PM

Game Boy Micro. It's that small.

A Kingly gift, The Game Boy Micro was passed down from the Lords of Arthedain, as they used it in their passtime since they lived so long. It was taken at the splitting of the Kingdom of Arnor, as Cardolan got an old Playstation, and Rhudar was stuck with a crappy Sega. Aragorn was given this by Elrond as a token of his kingship of the West. It was not recorded in Gondor what games The line of Isildur played, as only seven were saved from the burning of Best Buy.

{Not Avalible in some parts of Mordor}
________
Thc Finder

Bêthberry · 01-02-2006, 09:31 PM

Aragorn: "Why Arwen insisted on packing my saddle roll with all these little notes of endearment I'll never know. I just hope the rest of the guys never find them."

Gurthang · 01-02-2006, 11:53 PM

Aragorn always had trouble with knots... big fingers and all that.

OR

Aragorn checks his pocket mirror: "Eh... not too bad. I've got at least a couple more weeks before I'll need a bath."

Meanwhile, Legolas and Gimli, who don't share his optimism, sneak up behind him with soap and water.

OR

Aragorn had attempted to sew that hole in his shirt by using his sword as a giant needle (notice the nifty pin-hole in the hilt of the sword). He gave up after it only widened the hole. He then decided to get his real needle and thread. But, alas, threading that needle takes much more talent than putting thread through his sword.

After trying to mend the tear for an hour and a half, Aragorn reluctantly hands his shirt to Arwen, who has the job done in five minutes.

OR

Aragorn performs surgery on his horse.
Aragorn: "Scalpal."
Arwen: "You have it under your arm."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 04:27 AM

Aragorn experiences Ardslignish. (The descriptive term to describe the behaviour of Sellotape when you are tired).

Lhunardawen · 01-03-2006, 07:22 AM

Aragorn commits suicide to join his "dead" fingernail.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 08:38 AM

Observe how chimpanzees help groom each other.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 08:57 AM

Putting a magnifying glass on top of his sword seemed like a good idea at the time, but Aragorn is about to find out that if you stay in that position near a bright light lake, for example, the sun, then it could mean an unexpected reduction in hair quantity.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 09:42 AM

Aragorn's finger got stuck in some metal loop.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-03-2006, 10:11 AM

Aragorn: "Now, let's see if I remembered everything. A blanket, a sword and an extra pair of socks. Yep, that's all a guy needs on a journey."

or

Aragorn: "I don't get this logic game. Oh, wait, Arwen has switched it on women's logic."

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2006, 10:42 AM

Having cut off his right arm already, Aragorn discovers the difficulty of trying to cut off his left with no help.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 10:47 AM

It's been three days and Aragorn still cannot work out how to open a Jam jar.

OR

There was only one little piece of rapping paper left; yet Aragorn was still not sure what the gift was.

mormegil · 01-03-2006, 10:50 AM

Aragorn muttering to himself: No! No! No! It's all worng! Stupid Hobbit, thinking he is helping but doesn't know that this should be on this buckle should be on the third whole not the fourth. Ahhhh! I can't go on this way. Doesn't he know that if it's not right I will die in battle.

'Gorn shows his little known OCD.

Lalwendë · 01-03-2006, 11:54 AM

Aragorn makes sure his beloved security blanket is secured to the saddle, as he cannot contemplate a quest without it.

OR

Aragorn tries to decipher the washing instructions on his cloak. "OK, so it says I must not put a circle within a square? What does that mean?"*

*with thanks to davem who uttered something very like this yesterday while examining the label on his scarf.

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2006, 02:17 PM

Sure, those new mini palantirs saved space, but they made confronting Sauron a hundred times more difficult.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 02:29 PM

Aragorn tries desperately to unravel the new picture.

Legolas: I demand to know what you are sniggering at!

Eomer: Your fly is undone.

OR

Eomer: The target is the other way.

Valier · 01-03-2006, 02:36 PM

Legolas:Itchy eye have you?Let me get that for ya!

or

Legolas:What you say about my Momma?!!!!

or

Eomer:Bet ya can't hit that horse head thingy on my helmet!
Legolas:UUMMMM Ok,if you say so!
Crowd chanting:Fight! Fight !Fight! Fight!

mormegil · 01-03-2006, 02:42 PM

The riders in the back seemingly have a poor sense of target.

Gil-Galad · 01-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Legolas: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT

Eomer: hes still doing that?

Aragorn: yep, he can't last 5 minutes without challenging someone

Legolas: hey! i heard that! i challenge youto Mortal Combat!

Kuruharan · 01-03-2006, 02:59 PM

Legolas: The feather is tickling my…ah…ah…AH-CHOOO!!!

Arrow: *thunk*

Eomer: Bless you! dies

Kitanna · 01-03-2006, 03:45 PM

Eomer: Your arrow seems to be made of cardboard.

or

Legolas: No one insults my frock!

or

Aragorn and Gimli stand back as Legolas challenges Eomer to a duel. The men of Rohan are about to learn why it is unwise to make fun of an elf's hairstyle.

12-31-2005, 08:30 PM	#9002
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "No, Peregrin Took, you can't borrow my sword." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-31-2005, 09:37 PM	#9003
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Aragorn: reading tag My horse is "Dry Clean Only?" OR Not wanting to be outdone by Boromir, Aragorn begins to collect battle wounds of his own. Arrows were sooo last year. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-01-2006, 03:10 AM	#9004
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Are you sure you carry all this Sam? OR Aragorn: Ah! I've just found my receipt for this sword. Darn it! I invalidated the warrantee by re-forging it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2006, 11:40 AM	#9005
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn's hands-free razor was great for those on-the-job moments. OR Aragorn: singing ... connects to the... saddle strap. The saddle strap connects to the... spare cloak. The cloak connects to the... scabbard. The scabbard connects to the... collarbone- dang it! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-01-2006, 11:55 AM	#9006
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When mobiles came to Middle-earth. Aragorn: "Hang on lads, just got to text the missus.... CU L8R GOIN OUT W/LADS SOMEFIN BOUT A RING. KP ME DINNR WRM. LUV GORN XXX." __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-31-2005, 05:44 PM	#9001
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "Uh...how do you tie this thing again? Something about...a fox chasing a rabbit around a tree or something?"

01-01-2006, 12:21 PM	#9007
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	ZOOM! Even Aragorn had to agree that Digital watches were a pretty neat idea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 01-01-2006 at 12:24 PM.

01-01-2006, 01:16 PM	#9008
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-01-2006, 01:59 PM	#9009
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Aragorn sighs as he realises that Pippin has been playing with the superglue again. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-01-2006, 04:56 PM	#9010
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	A sword had been stuck in his shoulder for three days, and Aragorn still hasn't noticed. OR Aragorn takes a quick break from battle play some GameBoy. OR Aragorn just has no idea what's going on. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-01-2006, 05:11 PM	#9011
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Tired of being ridden around in dangerous situations all the time, Aragorn's horse decides to show his rider some of his swordfighting skills. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2006, 09:26 PM	#9012
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Lurtz: But I've chopped your arm off! Aragorn: No you didn't. Lurtz: Yer bloody sword's stuck in yer shoulder! Aragorn: No it isn't. I'M INVINCIBLE! Or... Aragorn: If...found...please return...to Gandalf the Grey, Esq. Oh no, he must have put away his cloak after he took it off and Shadowfax ran off with it! Or... Arwen: What's this, a Ranger caught off his guard? Aragorn(not looking up): Hello darling, you're using the wrong end of the sword again. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-02-2006, 12:55 AM	#9013
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn reads - belatedly - the tag on his new sword: WARNING: This sword is unexplainably attracted to too much dirt. Take a bath before use.

01-02-2006, 04:10 AM	#9014
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: This lembas expired before we took it out of Loren! Gimli! Stop eating it! OR Orcs? No problem. Uruks? Easy! Hundreds of evil creatures outside the gates? Piece of piffle! But Chinese finger traps always got the better of Aragorn. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2006, 11:59 AM	#9015
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn prepares to leave Rivendell on 25th December. "This new sat nav system that Arwen bought me for Christmas is useless in Middle-earth! The closest match for Mordor is given as Milton Keynes!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-02-2006, 12:04 PM	#9016
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	The host of Mordor was nigh .. but Aragorn was on Level 17 of Alien Scum....... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-02-2006, 02:13 PM	#9017
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Where did I put my Orthodics?These saddle sores are killing me! __________________ grand return?........

01-02-2006, 02:21 PM	#9018
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn was living proof that it's better to be lucky than smart. -or- Too much Halo 2... Aragorn: "Hah! I had an Overshield!!!"

01-02-2006, 06:49 PM	#9019
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the rest of the fellowship, Aragorn stabs his finger with his sewing needle. or...(because, as a GameCube person, I am obligated to go to war with TORE because of his Halo 2 mentioning) (this won't make sense if you haven't played Windwaker, apologies) Aragorn: I'm going to read this chart MYSELF, darnit. I refuse to give that blasted elf any more of my money! or maybe Aragorn, reading tag: "This label is affixed in compliance with provincial law. Not to be removed until delivered to the consumer." ...Okay, first, why does my hand have a tag on it, and second, how are they planning on getting my hand 'to the consumer'? (noticing sword) ...Oh. __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

01-02-2006, 07:12 PM	#9020
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "What's this inscribed on my saddlebag with foul scratches? Your mother was a hamster and...your father smelt of elderberries!!??"

01-02-2006, 09:14 PM	#9021
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Sponsered by NOA [Nintendo of Arda] Game Boy Micro. It's that small. A Kingly gift, The Game Boy Micro was passed down from the Lords of Arthedain, as they used it in their passtime since they lived so long. It was taken at the splitting of the Kingdom of Arnor, as Cardolan got an old Playstation, and Rhudar was stuck with a crappy Sega. Aragorn was given this by Elrond as a token of his kingship of the West. It was not recorded in Gondor what games The line of Isildur played, as only seven were saved from the burning of Best Buy. {Not Avalible in some parts of Mordor} ________ Thc Finder Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:35 PM.

01-02-2006, 09:31 PM	#9022
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Aragorn: "Why Arwen insisted on packing my saddle roll with all these little notes of endearment I'll never know. I just hope the rest of the guys never find them." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-02-2006, 11:53 PM	#9023
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragorn always had trouble with knots... big fingers and all that. OR Aragorn checks his pocket mirror: "Eh... not too bad. I've got at least a couple more weeks before I'll need a bath." Meanwhile, Legolas and Gimli, who don't share his optimism, sneak up behind him with soap and water. OR Aragorn had attempted to sew that hole in his shirt by using his sword as a giant needle (notice the nifty pin-hole in the hilt of the sword). He gave up after it only widened the hole. He then decided to get his real needle and thread. But, alas, threading that needle takes much more talent than putting thread through his sword. After trying to mend the tear for an hour and a half, Aragorn reluctantly hands his shirt to Arwen, who has the job done in five minutes. OR Aragorn performs surgery on his horse. Aragorn: "Scalpal." Arwen: "You have it under your arm." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-03-2006, 04:27 AM	#9024
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn experiences Ardslignish. (The descriptive term to describe the behaviour of Sellotape when you are tired). __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 07:22 AM	#9025
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn commits suicide to join his "dead" fingernail.

01-03-2006, 08:38 AM	#9026
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	[Some random nature show title.] Observe how chimpanzees help groom each other. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 08:57 AM	#9027
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Putting a magnifying glass on top of his sword seemed like a good idea at the time, but Aragorn is about to find out that if you stay in that position near a bright light lake, for example, the sun, then it could mean an unexpected reduction in hair quantity. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 09:42 AM	#9028
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Oh, dear . . . Aragorn's finger got stuck in some metal loop. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 10:11 AM	#9029
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Aragorn: "Now, let's see if I remembered everything. A blanket, a sword and an extra pair of socks. Yep, that's all a guy needs on a journey." or Aragorn: "I don't get this logic game. Oh, wait, Arwen has switched it on women's logic." __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-03-2006, 10:42 AM	#9030
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Having cut off his right arm already, Aragorn discovers the difficulty of trying to cut off his left with no help.

01-03-2006, 10:47 AM	#9031
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's been three days and Aragorn still cannot work out how to open a Jam jar. OR There was only one little piece of rapping paper left; yet Aragorn was still not sure what the gift was. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 10:50 AM	#9032
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Aragorn muttering to himself: No! No! No! It's all worng! Stupid Hobbit, thinking he is helping but doesn't know that this should be on this buckle should be on the third whole not the fourth. Ahhhh! I can't go on this way. Doesn't he know that if it's not right I will die in battle. 'Gorn shows his little known OCD. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 01-03-2006 at 10:55 AM.

01-03-2006, 11:54 AM	#9033
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn makes sure his beloved security blanket is secured to the saddle, as he cannot contemplate a quest without it. OR Aragorn tries to decipher the washing instructions on his cloak. "OK, so it says I must not put a circle within a square? What does that mean?"* with thanks to davem who uttered something very like this yesterday while examining the label on his scarf. __________________ Gordon's alive!*

01-03-2006, 02:17 PM	#9034
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sure, those new mini palantirs saved space, but they made confronting Sauron a hundred times more difficult.

01-03-2006, 02:29 PM	#9035
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn tries desperately to unravel the new picture. Legolas: I demand to know what you are sniggering at! Eomer: Your fly is undone. OR Eomer: The target is the other way. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...