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Gurthang · 12-23-2005, 03:13 PM

Snowmane: *sniff sniff* "Theoden, you really need to shower!"

OR

Snowmane: *sniff sniff* "Smells like Aragorn's nearby."

OR

Snowmane: *sniff sniff* "Pizza!"
Theoden: "He's got the scent! Forth Eorlingas!"

Oddwen · 12-23-2005, 04:40 PM

Theoden: I can't put my arm down! WAAAAAA!!

Or...

Theoden: 'll c'n!
Eomer: I think he's saying 'oil can'!

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-23-2005, 05:11 PM

Theodon, "CHARGE..."

Snowmane, (sniff, sniff...) "hey, over there...I smell buttercups and daisies...lets just stop and sniff the flowers awhile...maybe we'll even see a little ground squirrel or chipmunk or something else all cutey and sweet!"

The Only Real Estel · 12-23-2005, 05:40 PM

Theoden: "Off to the next raid boys! What's in your wallet?"

Gurthang · 12-23-2005, 06:02 PM

Snowmane winds up for the spitting contest.

OR

Theoden: "I can see my house from up here!"

OR

Theoden just whacked Snowmane's other ear off!

Gil-Galad · 12-23-2005, 07:54 PM

Snowmane: i say, i've got one of those humans on my back

Horse: oh dear.... if you die can i have your stereo?

Boromir88 · 12-23-2005, 08:45 PM

Theoden: Forget you Gondor! Run away!

OR

Theoden: Nazgullll!

Faramir: Hey, that's my line.

Valesse · 12-23-2005, 08:47 PM

Snowmane did all he could to the end of his days competing with Shadowfax for the mares.

OR

Theoden: Hey! Did anyone else notice that the hilt of my sword looks like a heart if you ignore the fact that its two horse heads? I.. I just did... Isn't it -neat-?!

OR

Theoden: Hi-diddalie-ho neighbor-ino! I'm just taking my riders out for a spin. Wanna join?

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-23-2005, 08:52 PM

Everybody had seen the bottomless pit just a few meters away exept Theoden who was to bussy monologuing.

Oddwen · 12-23-2005, 08:54 PM

(Am I the first to post these jokes? Does it mean the phenomenae are slowing down???)

Theoden: Insert inappropriate uncloaking joke here!

Or...

Theoden: Turn around, men! This isn't Gondor! Stupid MapQuest! DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!!

The Only Real Estel · 12-23-2005, 08:55 PM

Theoden: "Well men, we are badly outnumbered and are less technologically advanced. We most likely are going to get kicked around, but nonetheless we're going to Gondor's aid. Now, ride with me, Rohirrim!!! Hey!? Where's everybody going!?"

Maeggaladiel · 12-24-2005, 12:51 AM

(Aragorn pic)
The battle for the last Oreo rages on.

(Theoden/shadowfax pic)
Theoden really needed a better deodorant. Every time he raised his sword, his army would run away.

OR

Rohan was winning! Or at least, that's what Theoden thought until he realized he was with the wrong army.

OR

Door-to-door salesmen knew better than to come to Theoden's house.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-24-2005, 01:39 AM

After Théoden got his feet replaced with wheels, no one knew why he needed a horse.

OR

Théoden: Oh! Oh! I know the answer! Pick me!

Bêthberry · 12-24-2005, 06:08 AM

Snowmane: "If he yells off key like that one more time, I'm going to roll over on him."

Lhunardawen · 12-24-2005, 06:29 AM

Snowmane has had enough of his rider hogging all the battlecries and decides to steal one for himself: "Neigh!"

Lalwendë · 12-24-2005, 06:47 AM

Theoden yells to his mother with joy as he has a go on the Carousel at the Edoras Annual Fair. "Mum! Can I have 50p for another go? It's brilliant!"

The Only Real Estel · 12-24-2005, 10:22 AM

As his eored turns left at the Belching Ghan-buri-ghan in the road (not in picture) to go on to Gondor's aid, Theoden continues riding, too fascinated by the final proceedings of the mixed-up Werewolf game on the giant projector screen.

Theoden: "My, this multiple-lynch idea is astounding! And controversial too!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-24-2005, 11:38 AM

Théoden: Ride to war!

Man in suite: Excuse me, could you take a survey?

Théoden: What? No. Go away.

Man: Oh go on! It will only take a minuet!

Théoden: Go away!

Man: Please! I've got five kids to feed!

Théoden: Well go and feed them! Leave me alone!

OR

Théoden demands to know who stole the lolly off his stick.

Holbytlass · 12-24-2005, 08:07 PM

Yea!! I have been a good boy this year! Santa brought me my pony!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-25-2005, 12:45 AM

Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe?

Eomer: Wouldn't 'good night' be better?

Théoden: No. I've got a better Idea! And to all, a good Night!

Gurthang · 12-25-2005, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe?

PJ: "Who typed 'shoe' on the tele-prompt! You know he says exactly what's on there!"

Parmawen · 12-25-2005, 04:44 PM

Theoden: Allright, who stuck the pin on my saddle again?
Snowmane: *shifts eyes guiltily*

Farael · 12-25-2005, 05:32 PM

Theoden: "Eorlingas to the.... the.. thaaaaaatchssss!!! *sneezes* Oh, sorry Eomer, all over you!!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-25-2005, 06:51 PM

Snowmane had put up with the training, jumping and extreme danger when ridding into battle, but when his Theoden startet to sing he clearly overstepped his bounds.

Amanaduial the archer · 12-25-2005, 06:58 PM

Carol singers with a twist: the Wassailers of Wohan.

Kath · 12-26-2005, 09:03 AM

Theoden: No, guys, the battle's this way!

OR

Snowmane: Oy! You just clonked me on the head with that sword! What do you think you're doing up there!?

Theoden: Shut up would you, I'm trying to give a terrifying battle cry here.

The Only Real Estel · 12-26-2005, 09:53 AM

Theoden: "Look everybody!! I got it!! I knew I would! The special edition, fake-gold plated, double-wide battlesword with electronic sword sounds!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-26-2005, 10:12 AM

For those of you that have seen The Life of Brian:

Théoden: Oh S**t! It's the Judean People's front! Run away!

OR

Théoden: Aaaagh! Sorry folks, we can't go to war just yet, my back's seized up again!

Elu Ancalime · 12-26-2005, 10:16 AM

Theoden: I've successfully fused my body with snowmane!! Hey Eomer, what do
you bet happens when i cut his head off, do you think i will feel it!?
________
Jaguar mark ix

Boromir88 · 12-27-2005, 12:52 PM

Theoden: Rohirrim! To the Picture!

Eomer: I'm warning you...(pause)

Aragorn: yes...

Eomer: What?

Legolas: What warning do you give us.

Eomer: Look, I'm only reading the scroll at the bottom of the screen, it says I give a warning.

OR...

Captain obvious strikes again!

Eomer: He walks here and there they say...as an old man hooded and cloaked.

Legolas: Saruman the White!

Eomer: Please don't speak unless I ask you something.

mormegil · 12-27-2005, 12:58 PM

Eomer: So then what you are saying is that all we need to do to defeat Saruman's army is cartwheel into Isengard and the Uruks will be destroyed?

Legolas: Yes it worked for me.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-27-2005, 01:01 PM

"Look here Elf, I'm not that kind of guy, alright?"

or

"Look here Elf, if you keep dribbling when you speak I'm going to lop your head off!"

or

"No, no, it's Rohan, get it? Ro—han!. Not Robson..."

or

"No, no, it's Eomer, get it? E—o—mer! Not Amy..."

or

"I don't care how hungry you are, you are not eating Firefoot."

or

"I'm Marshal of Rohan, alright? I don't care if you want to eat the Dwarf."

Boromir88 · 12-27-2005, 01:11 PM

Eomer: If you ever touch the gold horsehairs on my helmet again I will cut off your head...if it stood but a little lower from the ground!

Gimli: Is that the only insult you can come up with?

mormegil · 12-27-2005, 01:24 PM

Legolas: Is that Chain mail of Wal-Mart Make?

Eomer: Surely you jest Elf, This is from Elven Dior the high designer of Imladris.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-27-2005, 01:27 PM

Eomer: Why does this Dwarf have a fury axe?

OR

Eomer: Good Lord, master elf, there is a HUGE wart on you’re nose!

Or yet!

Legolas: So why have you got the smallest horse?

Nimrodel_9 · 12-27-2005, 02:01 PM

Aragorn: Please Eomer! You must know of something he can do for... it.

Eomer: I am sorry Legolas, but I am afraid I do not know what is to be done about growing an extra face.

Legolas: Oh, if only I had a mirror! Please tell me! Is it... a handsome face?

or

Eomer watched in horror as Legolas began to increase in size.

The Only Real Estel · 12-27-2005, 02:07 PM

Legolas' party game suggestion isn't received warmly...

Eomer: "No, we're not going to play spin the bottle, Elf!"

-or-

Eomer: "Yeah, so what if the Dwarf has three strands of the Lady Galadriel's hair? That doesn't give him reason to boast. This "tail" on the top of my helmet is made entirely from Galadriel's hair but you don't see me talking about it, do you?"

Lalwendë · 12-27-2005, 02:13 PM

Eomer looks pointedly at Legolas while he sternly addresses the whole class. "No-one is going home tonight until one of you owns up to stealing my hair bobble. No-one, do you hear?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-27-2005, 02:25 PM

Aragorn is sure that Eomer's hair is alive.

OR

Eomer: I can't go to war because of my bad knee.

The Only Real Estel · 12-27-2005, 02:30 PM

Eomer: "I am not a double-bluffing wolf!"

12-23-2005, 03:13 PM	#8921
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Snowmane: sniff sniff "Theoden, you really need to shower!" OR Snowmane: sniff sniff "Smells like Aragorn's nearby." OR Snowmane: sniff sniff "Pizza!" Theoden: "He's got the scent! Forth Eorlingas!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 12-23-2005 at 08:36 PM.

12-23-2005, 04:40 PM	#8922
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Theoden: I can't put my arm down! WAAAAAA!! Or... Theoden: 'll c'n! Eomer: I think he's saying 'oil can'! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-23-2005, 05:11 PM	#8923
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Theodon, "CHARGE..." Snowmane, (sniff, sniff...) "hey, over there...I smell buttercups and daisies...lets just stop and sniff the flowers awhile...maybe we'll even see a little ground squirrel or chipmunk or something else all cutey and sweet!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-23-2005, 05:40 PM	#8924
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Capital One Theoden: "Off to the next raid boys! What's in your wallet?"

12-23-2005, 06:02 PM	#8925
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Snowmane winds up for the spitting contest. OR Theoden: "I can see my house from up here!" OR Theoden just whacked Snowmane's other ear off! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-23-2005, 07:54 PM	#8926
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Snowmane: i say, i've got one of those humans on my back Horse: oh dear.... if you die can i have your stereo? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-23-2005, 08:45 PM	#8927
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Theoden: Forget you Gondor! Run away! OR Theoden: Nazgullll! Faramir: Hey, that's my line. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-23-2005, 08:47 PM	#8928
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Snowmane did all he could to the end of his days competing with Shadowfax for the mares. OR Theoden: Hey! Did anyone else notice that the hilt of my sword looks like a heart if you ignore the fact that its two horse heads? I.. I just did... Isn't it -neat-?! OR Theoden: Hi-diddalie-ho neighbor-ino! I'm just taking my riders out for a spin. Wanna join? __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-23-2005, 08:54 PM	#8930
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	(Am I the first to post these jokes? Does it mean the phenomenae are slowing down???) Theoden: Insert inappropriate uncloaking joke here! Or... Theoden: Turn around, men! This isn't Gondor! Stupid MapQuest! DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 12-23-2005 at 08:58 PM. Reason: Random titles

12-23-2005, 08:55 PM	#8931
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden: "Well men, we are badly outnumbered and are less technologically advanced. We most likely are going to get kicked around, but nonetheless we're going to Gondor's aid. Now, ride with me, Rohirrim!!! Hey!? Where's everybody going!?"

12-24-2005, 12:51 AM	#8932
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	(Aragorn pic) The battle for the last Oreo rages on. (Theoden/shadowfax pic) Theoden really needed a better deodorant. Every time he raised his sword, his army would run away. OR Rohan was winning! Or at least, that's what Theoden thought until he realized he was with the wrong army. OR Door-to-door salesmen knew better than to come to Theoden's house. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. Last edited by Maeggaladiel; 12-24-2005 at 12:57 AM.

12-24-2005, 01:39 AM	#8933
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After Théoden got his feet replaced with wheels, no one knew why he needed a horse. OR Théoden: Oh! Oh! I know the answer! Pick me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-24-2005, 06:08 AM	#8934
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Snowmane: "If he yells off key like that one more time, I'm going to roll over on him." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-24-2005, 06:29 AM	#8935
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Snowmane has had enough of his rider hogging all the battlecries and decides to steal one for himself: "Neigh!" Last edited by Lhunardawen; 12-24-2005 at 06:33 AM.

12-24-2005, 06:47 AM	#8936
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden yells to his mother with joy as he has a go on the Carousel at the Edoras Annual Fair. "Mum! Can I have 50p for another go? It's brilliant!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-24-2005, 10:22 AM	#8937
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	As his eored turns left at the Belching Ghan-buri-ghan in the road (not in picture) to go on to Gondor's aid, Theoden continues riding, too fascinated by the final proceedings of the mixed-up Werewolf game on the giant projector screen. Theoden: "My, this multiple-lynch idea is astounding! And controversial too!" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 12-24-2005 at 10:46 AM.

12-24-2005, 11:38 AM	#8938
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Never a good time, eh? Théoden: Ride to war! Man in suite: Excuse me, could you take a survey? Théoden: What? No. Go away. Man: Oh go on! It will only take a minuet! Théoden: Go away! Man: Please! I've got five kids to feed! Théoden: Well go and feed them! Leave me alone! OR Théoden demands to know who stole the lolly off his stick. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-24-2005, 08:07 PM	#8939
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Yea!! I have been a good boy this year! Santa brought me my pony!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-25-2005, 12:45 AM	#8940
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe? Eomer: Wouldn't 'good night' be better? Théoden: No. I've got a better Idea! And to all, a good Night! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-25-2005, 04:44 PM	#8942
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Theoden: Allright, who stuck the pin on my saddle again? Snowmane: shifts eyes guiltily __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel

12-25-2005, 05:32 PM	#8943
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Theoden: "Eorlingas to the.... the.. thaaaaaatchssss!!! sneezes Oh, sorry Eomer, all over you!!"

12-25-2005, 06:58 PM	#8945
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	Carol singers with a twist: the Wassailers of Wohan. __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

12-26-2005, 09:03 AM	#8946
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Theoden: No, guys, the battle's this way! OR Snowmane: Oy! You just clonked me on the head with that sword! What do you think you're doing up there!? Theoden: Shut up would you, I'm trying to give a terrifying battle cry here. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-26-2005, 09:53 AM	#8947
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden: "Look everybody!! I got it!! I knew I would! The special edition, fake-gold plated, double-wide battlesword with electronic sword sounds!!"

12-26-2005, 10:12 AM	#8948
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	For those of you that have seen The Life of Brian: Théoden: Oh S**t! It's the Judean People's front! Run away! OR Théoden: Aaaagh! Sorry folks, we can't go to war just yet, my back's seized up again! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-26-2005, 10:16 AM	#8949
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Theoden: I've successfully fused my body with snowmane!! Hey Eomer, what do you bet happens when i cut his head off, do you think i will feel it!? ________ Jaguar mark ix Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:27 PM.

12-27-2005, 12:52 PM	#8950
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Theoden: Rohirrim! To the Picture! Eomer: I'm warning you...(pause) Aragorn: yes... Eomer: What? Legolas: What warning do you give us. Eomer: Look, I'm only reading the scroll at the bottom of the screen, it says I give a warning. OR... Captain obvious strikes again! Eomer: He walks here and there they say...as an old man hooded and cloaked. Legolas: Saruman the White! Eomer: Please don't speak unless I ask you something. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-27-2005, 12:58 PM	#8951
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Eomer: So then what you are saying is that all we need to do to defeat Saruman's army is cartwheel into Isengard and the Uruks will be destroyed? Legolas: Yes it worked for me. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-27-2005, 01:01 PM	#8952
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eomer's response to whatever stupid question Legolas just asked him "Look here Elf, I'm not that kind of guy, alright?" or "Look here Elf, if you keep dribbling when you speak I'm going to lop your head off!" or "No, no, it's Rohan, get it? Ro—han!. Not Robson..." or "No, no, it's Eomer, get it? E—o—mer! Not Amy..." or "I don't care how hungry you are, you are not eating Firefoot." or "I'm Marshal of Rohan, alright? I don't care if you want to eat the Dwarf." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-27-2005, 01:11 PM	#8953
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Eomer: If you ever touch the gold horsehairs on my helmet again I will cut off your head...if it stood but a little lower from the ground! Gimli: Is that the only insult you can come up with? __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-27-2005, 01:24 PM	#8954
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Legolas: Is that Chain mail of Wal-Mart Make? Eomer: Surely you jest Elf, This is from Elven Dior the high designer of Imladris. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-27-2005, 01:27 PM	#8955
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eomer: Why does this Dwarf have a fury axe? OR Eomer: Good Lord, master elf, there is a HUGE wart on you’re nose! Or yet! Legolas: So why have you got the smallest horse? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-27-2005, 02:01 PM	#8956
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Aragorn: Please Eomer! You must know of something he can do for... it. Eomer: I am sorry Legolas, but I am afraid I do not know what is to be done about growing an extra face. Legolas: Oh, if only I had a mirror! Please tell me! Is it... a handsome face? or Eomer watched in horror as Legolas began to increase in size. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-27-2005, 02:07 PM	#8957
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Legolas' party game suggestion isn't received warmly... Eomer: "No, we're not going to play spin the bottle, Elf!" -or- Eomer: "Yeah, so what if the Dwarf has three strands of the Lady Galadriel's hair? That doesn't give him reason to boast. This "tail" on the top of my helmet is made entirely from Galadriel's hair but you don't see me talking about it, do you?"

12-27-2005, 02:13 PM	#8958
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Eomer looks pointedly at Legolas while he sternly addresses the whole class. "No-one is going home tonight until one of you owns up to stealing my hair bobble. No-one, do you hear?" __________________ Gordon's alive!