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Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 05:12 PM

Elendil is suddenly given a flashback of The Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy (no offence to those who acctually liked the movie)

The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2005, 09:55 PM

Sauron had taken the last of the thirteen-piece triple, double-stuffed crust jumbo pepperoni pizza with extra, extra cheese.

Elendil: "Hey! That makes seven pieces for you and only six for me!"

Gurthang · 12-17-2005, 10:50 PM

Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet.

OR

Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!"

OR

Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games.

OR

Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

Valesse · 12-18-2005, 12:51 AM

Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment.

OR

Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight.

OR

Elendil steps up to bat.

Maeggaladiel · 12-18-2005, 12:59 AM

The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance.

OR

Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron.

Lhunardawen · 12-18-2005, 02:22 AM

Elendil: Darn! Arwen's here and I forgot to shave!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-18-2005, 02:43 AM

ZOOM

History was wrong. It was actually Elendil that cut the ring from Sauron's hand. But just as he went to throw it in the fire, Mount Doom drove away.

Boromir88 · 12-19-2005, 06:06 AM

Elendil: A new pic. There's an eye opener make no mistake.

We all thought Gandalf the Grey was the pioneer of uncloaking, but Saruman was the true mastermind.

OR

Gimli belches.

Lhunardawen · 12-19-2005, 06:11 AM

Gandalf was blown away by the Balrogs' breakdancing.

OR

Gandalf was thrown away by Elrond, who saw through his Santa disguise.

Bêthberry · 12-19-2005, 07:58 AM

LotsaHairdalf watches the final battle of Yawanna and Mogûl and wonders if MeriSue will ever find his piece of the Ent-That-Was-Broken.

mormegil · 12-19-2005, 07:59 AM

In their spare time the Istari enjoyed taking turns in the G-force simulator located at Orthanc.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 12-19-2005, 08:19 AM

On second thought, it might not have been a good idea to ask Shadowfax to gallop faster.

or

Gandalf: "I'm the king of the world!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2005, 10:14 AM

Zoom!

Saruman: This'll stop the uncloaking.

Gandalf: Thats what you think!!

OR

Gandalf was unfortunate to be at the exsaust of Mount Zoom as it set off.

The Only Real Estel · 12-19-2005, 10:23 AM

Gandalf: The whistling, uncloaking, pole-dancing wonder.

Gurthang · 12-19-2005, 01:20 PM

Gandalf: "Saruman, close the door! You're letting in a draft!"

OR

Gandalf gathers breath to hit that high note in Lord of the Rings: The Musical.

OR

Gandalf's staff doubles as a teddy bear.

OR

Gandalf(stuck to a big magnet): "I think I have too much iron in my diet!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2005, 03:02 PM

Gandalf: TAXI!!

OR

Gandalf tried to put a spoon in the microwave again.

OR YET!

Gandalf saw the Mouth Of Sauron’s dentist bill.

Lalwendë · 12-19-2005, 03:57 PM

As soon as Gandalf got to Mirkwood he felt the need to express the Wildman within. "Ar-arrr-ahhhhhh!" he yelled as he swung from a vine. "Me Tarzan, you Thorin!"

OR

Gandalf hangs on with grim determination as the Moria lift plummets out of control. "I knew I should have braved the Endless Stair."

mormegil · 12-19-2005, 04:00 PM

Gandalf's attempt to pull the Marilyn Monroe pose goes horribly wrong.

Lalwendë · 12-19-2005, 04:08 PM

Gandalf discovers what happens when you bring the Ring of Fire into the rareified atmosphere of Orthanc when Saruman has just finished his second helping of Christmas dinner, with extra sprouts.

The Elf-warrior · 12-19-2005, 04:53 PM

Saruman: "Lets play pin the tail on the wizard."

SamwiseGamgee · 12-19-2005, 06:42 PM

Gandalf: Oooh, this is quite high up, isn't it.

The Only Real Estel · 12-19-2005, 06:43 PM

Posted by Gurthang:

Quote:

Gandalf(stuck to a big magnet): "I think I have too much iron in my diet!"

Ian: "Darn! They told me this wouldn't be permanent if I took the role as Magneto!"

Gurthang · 12-19-2005, 08:12 PM

Gandalf: "I'm so high right now, I don't even know what's going on."

OR

Gandalf: "Hey, Saru-my-Man! You gotta try suma this stuff, it's pretty wicked!"

OR

Gandalf: "Ooh, what a hang-over!"

OR

Because he's so drunk and high, Gandalf is having some crazy hallucinations. Mainly, he believes he is uncloaked. Which is why he so frequently becomes so.

The Only Real Estel · 12-19-2005, 08:14 PM

We can learn an important life lesson from this picture: Never stand behind an Oliphaunt.

Maeggaladiel · 12-19-2005, 11:45 PM

Not wanting to be outdone by that Moses fellow, Gandalf attempts to part the seas.

OR

Gandalf always wanted to try bungee jumping, but when the day finally came, he remembered he was afraid of heights.

OR

Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to remove the tags from your matresses: When you pull them off, the matress explodes.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-20-2005, 12:51 AM

Gandalf called Pippin a Fool of a Took once too often.

OR

A Balrog blew Gandalf a kiss.

Lhunardawen · 12-20-2005, 01:21 AM

Santa Gandalf never mastered the perfect timing in climbing down a chimney.

Gurthang · 12-20-2005, 02:33 AM

Gandalf the Science Guy makes a dry ice bomb.

OR

Gandalf got hit in the face so hard that now his glasses are permanently imbedded into his skin.

OR

Gandalf's mom said 'get a hair-cut or else'. Gandalf replied 'or else what'. This photo is Gandalf getting that 'what'.

The Only Real Estel · 12-20-2005, 11:24 AM

Crazed chemist Gandalf discovered that the white allotrope of Piosenniel mixed with Oddwen is not desirable. ( P + O = BANG )

Anguirel · 12-20-2005, 11:28 AM

The most dangerous creatures on Middle-earth were in fact Beards. These manipulative parasites were capable of completely dominating their hapless hosts into following their own sinister schemes...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-20-2005, 12:05 PM

Gandalf found out why it’s a bad idea to stand too close to a loud speaker at a rock concert!

The Only Real Estel · 12-20-2005, 02:52 PM

Though he was one of the hidden Heroes, the Big Bad Saucepan Man Wolf had figured Gandalf out. And, as you can see, he was admirably equipped with huff, and suitably arrayed with puff, and had more than enough to blow more Gandalf down from his hiding spot amongst the trees.

The Elf-warrior · 12-20-2005, 05:33 PM

Gandalf rides with a band of fearless horsemen to rescue Merry-Sue from the evil Dr. Fangorn. OR

Gandalf: "Hi yo Shadowfax! Away!"

Meela · 12-20-2005, 06:22 PM

Gandalf's exploding horse trick was a much-valued weapon on the battlefield.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-20-2005, 06:31 PM

It was the last time they let Gandalf cary the flour home from the grocer.

mormegil · 12-20-2005, 06:49 PM

Despite his Eored being unimpressive Gadalf still gave the battle cry shout.

Gandalf: Forth Eorolingas!

Elu Ancalime · 12-20-2005, 09:22 PM

Shadowfax had a couple of burritos for lunch, proving to be a great distraction to the Nazgul's chase.
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The Only Real Estel · 12-20-2005, 10:23 PM

Gandalf tries in vain to lose a group of OADTDSes. (Overly-Agressive Door-To-Door Salesperson(s))

Gurthang · 12-20-2005, 11:32 PM

Gandalf: "I'm calling my lawyer! This is definitely racist aggression!"

OR

Gandalf has been saving all of that chewing gum for a month now, and it is not going to waste.

OR

Gandalf begins to turn the Brownlands into the Whitelands.

OR

Luckily, the Ringwraith that would have caught Gandalf thought he was actually racing Gandalf, and is now going by him without so much as a passing swordstroke at the White Wizard.

Maeggaladiel · 12-20-2005, 11:46 PM

Summoning forth a wave of 2% milk, Gandalf exploits the nasgul's greatest weakness: their lactose intolerance.

12-17-2005, 05:12 PM	#8841
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Elendil is suddenly given a flashback of The Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy (no offence to those who acctually liked the movie) __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-17-2005, 10:50 PM	#8843
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet. OR Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!" OR Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games. OR Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-18-2005, 12:51 AM	#8844
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment. OR Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight. OR Elendil steps up to bat. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-18-2005, 12:59 AM	#8845
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance. OR Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-18-2005, 02:43 AM	#8847
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	ZOOM History was wrong. It was actually Elendil that cut the ring from Sauron's hand. But just as he went to throw it in the fire, Mount Doom drove away. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 12-18-2005 at 02:51 AM.

12-17-2005, 09:55 PM	#8842
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Sauron had taken the last of the thirteen-piece triple, double-stuffed crust jumbo pepperoni pizza with extra, extra cheese. Elendil: "Hey! That makes seven pieces for you and only six for me!"

12-18-2005, 02:22 AM	#8846
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Elendil: Darn! Arwen's here and I forgot to shave!

12-19-2005, 06:06 AM	#8848
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Elendil: A new pic. There's an eye opener make no mistake. We all thought Gandalf the Grey was the pioneer of uncloaking, but Saruman was the true mastermind. OR Gimli belches. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-19-2005, 06:11 AM	#8849
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf was blown away by the Balrogs' breakdancing. OR Gandalf was thrown away by Elrond, who saw through his Santa disguise.

12-19-2005, 07:58 AM	#8850
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	LotsaHairdalf watches the final battle of Yawanna and Mogûl and wonders if MeriSue will ever find his piece of the Ent-That-Was-Broken. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-19-2005, 07:59 AM	#8851
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	In their spare time the Istari enjoyed taking turns in the G-force simulator located at Orthanc. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-19-2005, 08:19 AM	#8852
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	On second thought, it might not have been a good idea to ask Shadowfax to gallop faster. or Gandalf: "I'm the king of the world!" __________________ Fenris Wolf

12-19-2005, 10:14 AM	#8853
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Zoom! Saruman: This'll stop the uncloaking. Gandalf: Thats what you think!! OR Gandalf was unfortunate to be at the exsaust of Mount Zoom as it set off. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-19-2005, 10:23 AM	#8854
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: The whistling, uncloaking, pole-dancing wonder.

12-19-2005, 01:20 PM	#8855
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: "Saruman, close the door! You're letting in a draft!" OR Gandalf gathers breath to hit that high note in Lord of the Rings: The Musical. OR Gandalf's staff doubles as a teddy bear. OR Gandalf(stuck to a big magnet): "I think I have too much iron in my diet!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-19-2005, 03:02 PM	#8856
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: TAXI!! OR Gandalf tried to put a spoon in the microwave again. OR YET! Gandalf saw the Mouth Of Sauron’s dentist bill. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-19-2005, 03:57 PM	#8857
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	As soon as Gandalf got to Mirkwood he felt the need to express the Wildman within. "Ar-arrr-ahhhhhh!" he yelled as he swung from a vine. "Me Tarzan, you Thorin!" OR Gandalf hangs on with grim determination as the Moria lift plummets out of control. "I knew I should have braved the Endless Stair." __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-19-2005, 04:00 PM	#8858
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf's attempt to pull the Marilyn Monroe pose goes horribly wrong. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-19-2005, 04:08 PM	#8859
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf discovers what happens when you bring the Ring of Fire into the rareified atmosphere of Orthanc when Saruman has just finished his second helping of Christmas dinner, with extra sprouts. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-19-2005, 04:53 PM	#8860
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: "Lets play pin the tail on the wizard." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-19-2005, 06:42 PM	#8861
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf: Oooh, this is quite high up, isn't it. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

12-19-2005, 08:12 PM	#8863
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Drugs and drink... Gandalf: "I'm so high right now, I don't even know what's going on." OR Gandalf: "Hey, Saru-my-Man! You gotta try suma this stuff, it's pretty wicked!" OR Gandalf: "Ooh, what a hang-over!" OR Because he's so drunk and high, Gandalf is having some crazy hallucinations. Mainly, he believes he is uncloaked. Which is why he so frequently becomes so. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-19-2005, 08:14 PM	#8864
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	We can learn an important life lesson from this picture: Never stand behind an Oliphaunt.

12-19-2005, 11:45 PM	#8865
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Not wanting to be outdone by that Moses fellow, Gandalf attempts to part the seas. OR Gandalf always wanted to try bungee jumping, but when the day finally came, he remembered he was afraid of heights. OR Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to remove the tags from your matresses: When you pull them off, the matress explodes. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-20-2005, 12:51 AM	#8866
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf called Pippin a Fool of a Took once too often. OR A Balrog blew Gandalf a kiss. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-20-2005, 01:21 AM	#8867
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Because it's almost Christmas... Santa Gandalf never mastered the perfect timing in climbing down a chimney.

12-20-2005, 02:33 AM	#8868
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf the Science Guy makes a dry ice bomb. OR Gandalf got hit in the face so hard that now his glasses are permanently imbedded into his skin. OR Gandalf's mom said 'get a hair-cut or else'. Gandalf replied 'or else what'. This photo is Gandalf getting that 'what'. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-20-2005, 11:24 AM	#8869
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Crazed chemist Gandalf discovered that the white allotrope of Piosenniel mixed with Oddwen is not desirable. ( P + O = BANG )

12-20-2005, 11:28 AM	#8870
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	The most dangerous creatures on Middle-earth were in fact Beards. These manipulative parasites were capable of completely dominating their hapless hosts into following their own sinister schemes... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

12-20-2005, 12:05 PM	#8871
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf found out why it’s a bad idea to stand too close to a loud speaker at a rock concert! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-20-2005, 02:52 PM	#8872
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Though he was one of the hidden Heroes, the Big Bad Saucepan Man Wolf had figured Gandalf out. And, as you can see, he was admirably equipped with huff, and suitably arrayed with puff, and had more than enough to blow more Gandalf down from his hiding spot amongst the trees.

12-20-2005, 05:33 PM	#8873
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf rides with a band of fearless horsemen to rescue Merry-Sue from the evil Dr. Fangorn. OR Gandalf: "Hi yo Shadowfax! Away!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-20-2005, 06:22 PM	#8874
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf's exploding horse trick was a much-valued weapon on the battlefield. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-20-2005, 06:49 PM	#8876
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Despite his Eored being unimpressive Gadalf still gave the battle cry shout. Gandalf: Forth Eorolingas! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-20-2005, 09:22 PM	#8877
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Shadowfax had a couple of burritos for lunch, proving to be a great distraction to the Nazgul's chase. ________ Dodge charger daytona history Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:24 PM.