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12-13-2005, 04:36 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Pippin doing his best impression as a badmiton birdie.
OR Denethor: "Have you brought Pizza." Gandalf: "What?! No! But I do bring..." Denethor: "No! I will hear none of it until the delivery boy arrives with my supper." OR Gandalf: "Your enemies are at your doorstep. Specifically, there are 200,000 orcs on your front door. What are you going to do?"
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12-13-2005, 11:20 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Gandalf: Denethor, Denethor, we did something really bad!
Denethor: Did you guys wreck the car? Gandalf and Pippin: No. Denethor: Did you raise the dead? Gandalf: Yes! Denethor: But the car's alright? Gandalf and Pippin: Yes... Denethor: Alright then.
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12-13-2005, 12:49 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Gandalf: Dont tell him anything of the Ring
Pippin: Gotcha Gandalf: Or Aragorn Pippin: Righto Gandalf: Or Frodo Pippin: Anything else? Gandalf: Dont tell him of Boromir, cause Boromir was his son, and he doesn't know he's dead. Denothor: What?! Gandalf: Crap... Peace on earth, good will towards Orcs
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"Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien |
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12-13-2005, 01:41 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: Lord Denethor! I bring news of a new picture!
 Gandalf: This would be the perfect place to Uncloak! Aragorn: I heard that! OR Gandalf: Good grief my hands are filthy! Not as bad as Aragorn’s though.
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12-13-2005, 01:46 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Aragorn takes notes on the correct way to wash his hands.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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12-13-2005, 01:53 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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While Gandalf is distracted, Aragorn scribbles "Kick me" on the back of his cloak.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 12-14-2005 at 12:39 PM. |
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12-13-2005, 01:58 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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Gandalf finally managed to squash an annoying moth that had fluttered around him since Isengard.
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12-13-2005, 02:12 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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While Gandalf makes a little disappearing handkerchief trick, no one notices the man with an eye on fire in the background!
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12-13-2005, 02:28 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Aragorn: Gandalf, would you like to dance with me?
Gandalf: What? Oh ummm well oh look at that Legolas is drinking beer with Gimli...ahh good show there Leggy.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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12-13-2005, 02:52 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Aragorn wonders if he dare ask a wizard for his autograph. Arwen would be so delighted if he could get it!
OR Gandalf, keen to appear more 'magical', struggles to remember how to do that trick with your fingers that makes it look like you've just nipped someone's nose off.
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Gordon's alive!
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12-13-2005, 02:57 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: "I feel so self-conscious. I thought this was a 'wear white' party, and now I see that everyone else is in black!"
OR Gandalf: "Wow, would you look at that..." Aragorn: "Heh! That's my future wife!" OR Aragorn prepares his scissors. He's not taking any chances on this year's Longest Hair Contest. OR Aragorn(thinking): "Wow, he really does have eyes in the back of his head." Gandalf(thinking): "Why is he staring at the back of my head?"
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12-13-2005, 03:19 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Having just been informed that Gandalf had some very strong body odor, Aragonr nonchalantly leans in for a closer smell.
(admit it, you've done it too!)
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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12-13-2005, 03:34 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Aragorn's Brain: Wow, he really does have silky hair...I wonder how he does it.
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12-13-2005, 03:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Gandalf participates in the little tots song..."If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" (clap clap).
But, Aragorn decided he'd rather wait for the part of the song that calls for foot stomping..."If you're happy and you know it, stomp your foot..."
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best! |
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12-14-2005, 12:48 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Rivendell School of Arts and Humanities, entry exam...
Gandalf (mumbles into his beard): What is Quenya for adagio? I once knew every musical term in all the tongues of Elves or Men or Orcs that was ever used for such a purpose... lemme see... Of course, of course! Absurdly simple, like most riddles when you see the answer... Aragorn (to himself): Why would not he put away his hand so I can crib from his paper? Arwen won't respect me if I get less than B!
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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12-14-2005, 12:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Aragorn finally knew he'd had too much pipe weed when Gandalf's hair offered him a lighter.
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12-14-2005, 12:57 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Loaded paintbrush... Jerky old dude dressed in white... Back turned... Oh, so tempting...
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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12-14-2005, 06:47 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Gurthang's:Gandalf: "Wow, would you look at that..."
Aragorn: "Heh! That's my future wife!" Gandalf:I thought Arwen was your future wife?! Morm, I admit nothing!! Man, this group of captions gives me side stitches! Gandalf: Ooh, I'll get them for voting me off Hobbit Survivor!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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12-14-2005, 10:29 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Aragorn: "What's this? Prayer in schools!?
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12-14-2005, 10:35 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
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The first day at the Gondorian Hairdressing and Manicure Salon was just humiliating.
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12-14-2005, 11:10 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandy: Oh, good show old bean!
Aragorn: That's worth ten Master Class Points! Or... Gandalf and Aragorn are the only ones who can bear to watch Theoden breakdance. Gandalf is amused, but Aragorn isn't so sure... Or... Aragorn writes to Arwen. My Dearest Schmoopie... I am in Rohan today. The sunset reminded me of you, and our last evening together... Gandalf likes it here, too. He uncloaks punctually at 8:15. Right now, we are watching the famous Rohirric Synchronized Swashbucklers. I wish you were here with me... Byebye now Schmoopie, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Love from your Pootie-pie, 'Gornie
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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12-14-2005, 11:21 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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The Most Indecisive Elf Awards
Announcer: "What about Arwen? First, she states that she's not going anywhere, then she gives in and walks out. Now, she wants to come back! It just doesn't GET anymore indecisive than that!" Gandalf: "Oh yes, that's a good one. Ha ha!" (*applauding*) Aragorn: "Grrrr." |
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12-14-2005, 11:57 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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The newly-introduced public smoking ban in Edoras provoked discomfort in some and covert lawlessness in others.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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12-14-2005, 01:14 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Aragorn begins to suspect certain things about Gandalf's past when Gandalf is overly amused by the antics of one grey-cloaked child at the First Grade Christmas concert.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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12-14-2005, 01:22 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Aragorn's suspicions of Gandalf’s motives for sending Frodo and Sam to Mordor as he hears him muttering, "That'll teach that little hobbit for not letting me in! I should have blown his door right through his hobbit hole!"
OR Aragorn: Good Lord! Gandalf’s hair is alive! Gandalf: I know! I caught it driving a horse and cart in Rohan last week. Makes you feel stupid when your own hair gets a part time job.
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12-14-2005, 01:33 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2005
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By the look in Gandalf's eyes he is quite irritated at Aragorn's always following him around.
OR By the look in Aragorn's eyes, he is slowly trying to slip Glamdring from Gandalf's pocket to show Eyown how good a pocket picker his is.
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12-14-2005, 01:34 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Sep 2005
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After Aragorn told his classic "why did the warg cross the road" joke, Gandalf fake laughs, turns, and tries to figure out the riddle.
(his eyes look like that!)
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12-14-2005, 04:09 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Gandalf: "Oh I wish I'd pulled out my handkerchief when I sneezed. It's going to be so embarassing if he asks to shake my hand now."
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12-14-2005, 08:11 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Aragorn tries to create an artistic masterpiece out of the slug creeping up Gandalf's head.
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12-14-2005, 08:49 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Aragorn can't hide his disgust as Gandalf watches all his old tapes of various uncloaking incidents.
Gandalf: "Ah yes, here we are...'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! And what's more I'll (*uncloak*)' hehe, I really liked that one!" |
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12-14-2005, 09:00 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A hovel in Florin
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Iocane Pipeweed?
Aragorn: What in the world could that be?
Gandalf (turning): What? Where? ...I didn't see anything. Aragorn: Funny, I could have sworn I saw something... Gandalf (turning back): What's so funny? Aragorn: Nothing. I'll tell you in a minute. But first we smoke--me from my pipe and you from yours. (they smoke) Gandalf: You guessed wrong. Aragorn: You only THINK I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched pipes when your back was turned! (only because of my avatar/sig theme)
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Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change. |
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12-15-2005, 02:46 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Eating with chopsticks was hard. In a freak chinese food accident, one of Aragorn's chopstics became lodged in the back of Gandalf's skull. On the bright side, however, Aragorn had inadvertantly discovered the location of the brain's "hand-clapping nerve."
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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12-15-2005, 06:13 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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*DUN DUN DUN!* Gandalf the Bald!
Aragorn: Can't . . . resist . . . must . . . pluck out . . . all that . . . white hair . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-15-2005, 12:35 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Another leggy blonde walks into the club...
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12-15-2005, 02:20 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Gandalf: I remember this pic...you actually thought you escaped my uncloaking. But, I got you guys good.
 Aragorn: Boromir is it clear? Boromir: I think so, there's no sign of Gandalf.
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12-15-2005, 02:26 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Boromir: *thinking* Has he left yet? Oh Dang! He's still there reading, how am I going to nick Narsil...oh crap he's spotted me! Well better smooth this over and go at least look at the sword.
or Boromir shows his true grit during battle and waits until the worst is over.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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12-15-2005, 03:07 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Boromir watches the mysterious hand climbing up the rock.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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12-15-2005, 03:51 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Boromir realises for the first time that he has no thumb.
OR Not to be outdone by a wizard, Boromir waits for the perfect moment to catch Aragorn off-guard and uncloak.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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OR Boromir: "Egads! Legolas really is a girl!"
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Gordon's alive!
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12-15-2005, 05:04 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Boromir spots Gollum taking a bath!
or Boromir spots Gimli taking a bath! or Boromir spots Aragorn taking a bath !
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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