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Holbytlass · 07-21-2005, 06:01 AM

Fortunately, Sam was around with his pots and knew what to do with that old, cranky rabbit!

Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2005, 08:22 AM

Unfortunately, it was the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Kath · 07-21-2005, 01:44 PM

Fortunately the killer rabbit could still be killed with a good whack on the head from one of Sam's pots.

High King Fingolfin · 07-21-2005, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately, Sam missed with his pots, and accidentaly whacked himself on the foot, stubbing his toe.

Gil-Galad · 07-21-2005, 05:48 PM

Fortunately he fell on the rabbit, and the crazed-rodent was no more

Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2005, 06:09 PM

Unfortunately, King Arthur had already thrown the Holy Hand Grenade and it hit Sam.

THE Ka · 07-21-2005, 06:57 PM

Fortunately, the rabbit woke up due to the weapon, dragging Sam along with it as it ran down into WonderLand, leaving the explosion behind.

~ Ka

Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2005, 08:33 PM

Unfortunately, the real estate companies had bulldozed Wonderland and put up a bunch of apartment buildings there.

Parmawen · 07-21-2005, 09:31 PM

Fortunately (for Sam) Sauron was late in paying his rent to the landlord of those apartments, and found himself kicked to the curb, where he was trampled by the rabbit, Sam, and Holy Hand Grenade.

Meneltarmacil · 07-22-2005, 04:12 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron regained the Ring in the confusion.

The Elf-warrior · 07-22-2005, 06:08 PM

Fortunately Sauron was much weaker now in the year 200 of the Fourth Age.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-23-2005, 12:48 AM

Unfortunatly, the ring made him stronger!

Kath · 07-23-2005, 05:37 AM

Fortunately it made him too strong and when he tried to pull it off he pulled his finger off as well!

Gurthang · 07-23-2005, 04:07 PM

Unfortunately, he dropped his finger, which was invisible because of the Ring, so no one at all could find the Ring! (Meaning goods guys no see to destroy!)

Nimrodel_9 · 07-23-2005, 06:05 PM

Fortunatley the landlord (who can see invisible objects of course) found the Ring and Sam's finger and returned them to Sam.

Meneltarmacil · 07-23-2005, 08:27 PM

Unfortunately, 500 Agent Smith clones showed up.

The Elf-warrior · 07-23-2005, 09:09 PM

Fortunately Gandalf showed up.

Kath · 07-24-2005, 05:33 AM

Unfortunately poor Sam was so confused at having been given the Ring and Sauron's apparently renamed finger that he exploded, killing Gandalf.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2005, 07:09 AM

Fortunately killing the smiths also.

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2005, 11:21 AM

Unfortunately, Godzilla ate Frodo before he could get the Ring back.

wilwarin538 · 07-24-2005, 11:37 AM

Fortunately Godzilla was on top of the Empire State Building, he suddonly got a horrible fear of hights and threw up, letting Frodo out completely unharmed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2005, 11:55 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo was now falling down a long, long way!

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2005, 01:34 PM

Fortunately, he had a parachute.

Kath · 07-24-2005, 01:39 PM

Unfortunately it had a hole in it.

Gil-Galad · 07-24-2005, 03:16 PM

Fortunately it wasn't a big enough hole, so he landed in a tree

wilwarin538 · 07-24-2005, 03:46 PM

Unfortunately that tree was the Womping Willow from Harry Potter.

Gil-Galad · 07-24-2005, 03:48 PM

Fortunately, harry Potter didn't and will never exist in Middle Earth

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2005, 04:16 PM

Unfortunately, the universe imploded.

Kath · 07-24-2005, 04:27 PM

Fortunately it rematerialised exactly as it had been so fast that no-one realised.

Meneltarmacil · 07-24-2005, 05:07 PM

Unfortunately, the Ring was now in the hands of a bunch of evil monkeys.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-24-2005, 05:53 PM

Fortunately the evil monkeys did not have hands, that is just a phrase type thing.

Gurthang · 07-24-2005, 06:25 PM

Unfortunately, the wicked witch they were working for did have hands.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-24-2005, 06:35 PM

Fortunately she did not have eyes and could not see the Ring.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2005, 12:38 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron had an eye for the ring!

Kath · 07-25-2005, 05:29 AM

Fortunately the wicked witch had just accidentally poked it out with her knitting needles.

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2005, 11:04 AM

Unfortunately Sauron scorched the Wicked Witch to death.

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 11:07 AM

Fortunately, a large gorilla snatched the ring before Sauron could get it.

wilwarin538 · 07-25-2005, 11:09 AM

Unfortunately that large gorilla was an evil large gorilla.

THE Ka · 07-25-2005, 11:10 AM

Fortunately, Sauron and the Wicked Witch decided to settle their differences and went after the gorilla, who was toasted along with his little dog too.

~ Ka

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2005, 11:12 AM

Unfortunately, this meant that they now had the Ring.

07-21-2005, 06:01 AM	#841
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, Sam was around with his pots and knew what to do with that old, cranky rabbit! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-21-2005, 08:22 AM	#842
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it was the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-21-2005, 01:44 PM	#843
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately the killer rabbit could still be killed with a good whack on the head from one of Sam's pots. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-21-2005, 02:24 PM	#844
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Sam missed with his pots, and accidentaly whacked himself on the foot, stubbing his toe. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-21-2005, 05:48 PM	#845
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately he fell on the rabbit, and the crazed-rodent was no more __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-21-2005, 06:09 PM	#846
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, King Arthur had already thrown the Holy Hand Grenade and it hit Sam. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-21-2005, 06:57 PM	#847
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the rabbit woke up due to the weapon, dragging Sam along with it as it ran down into WonderLand, leaving the explosion behind. ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-21-2005, 08:33 PM	#848
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the real estate companies had bulldozed Wonderland and put up a bunch of apartment buildings there. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-21-2005, 09:31 PM	#849
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Fortunately (for Sam) Sauron was late in paying his rent to the landlord of those apartments, and found himself kicked to the curb, where he was trampled by the rabbit, Sam, and Holy Hand Grenade. __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel

07-22-2005, 04:12 PM	#850
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Sauron regained the Ring in the confusion. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-22-2005, 06:08 PM	#851
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Sauron was much weaker now in the year 200 of the Fourth Age. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-23-2005, 12:48 AM	#852
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunatly, the ring made him stronger! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-23-2005, 05:37 AM	#853
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately it made him too strong and when he tried to pull it off he pulled his finger off as well! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-23-2005, 04:07 PM	#854
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, he dropped his finger, which was invisible because of the Ring, so no one at all could find the Ring! (Meaning goods guys no see to destroy!) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-23-2005, 06:05 PM	#855
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunatley the landlord (who can see invisible objects of course) found the Ring and Sam's finger and returned them to Sam. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-23-2005, 08:27 PM	#856
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, 500 Agent Smith clones showed up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-23-2005, 09:09 PM	#857
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gandalf showed up. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-24-2005, 05:33 AM	#858
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately poor Sam was so confused at having been given the Ring and Sauron's apparently renamed finger that he exploded, killing Gandalf. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-24-2005, 07:09 AM	#859
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately killing the smiths also. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2005, 11:21 AM	#860
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Godzilla ate Frodo before he could get the Ring back. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2005, 11:37 AM	#861
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately Godzilla was on top of the Empire State Building, he suddonly got a horrible fear of hights and threw up, letting Frodo out completely unharmed. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-24-2005, 11:55 AM	#862
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Frodo was now falling down a long, long way! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2005, 01:34 PM	#863
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he had a parachute. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2005, 01:39 PM	#864
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately it had a hole in it. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-24-2005, 03:16 PM	#865
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately it wasn't a big enough hole, so he landed in a tree __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-24-2005, 03:46 PM	#866
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately that tree was the Womping Willow from Harry Potter. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-24-2005, 03:48 PM	#867
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, harry Potter didn't and will never exist in Middle Earth __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-24-2005, 04:16 PM	#868
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the universe imploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2005, 04:27 PM	#869
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately it rematerialised exactly as it had been so fast that no-one realised. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-24-2005, 05:07 PM	#870
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Ring was now in the hands of a bunch of evil monkeys. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-24-2005, 05:53 PM	#871
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately the evil monkeys did not have hands, that is just a phrase type thing. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-24-2005, 06:25 PM	#872
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, the wicked witch they were working for did have hands. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-24-2005, 06:35 PM	#873
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately she did not have eyes and could not see the Ring. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-25-2005, 12:38 AM	#874
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Sauron had an eye for the ring! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2005, 05:29 AM	#875
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately the wicked witch had just accidentally poked it out with her knitting needles. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”