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01-16-2003, 09:19 PM | #841 |
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Frodo: Stupid...chili...I knew I shouldn't have eaten it so fast.
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01-16-2003, 09:50 PM | #842 |
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Looks like it's time for a new picture!
[ January 16, 2003: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
01-17-2003, 12:37 AM | #843 |
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(thinking) "Three little maids from school are we....."
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01-17-2003, 02:28 AM | #844 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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"You're right Legolas, I am too grungy to be an elf. But who's gonna be king and marry Arwen? Ha, ha, ha, in your face!"
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01-17-2003, 04:10 AM | #845 |
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Aragorn: What on earth is that? Is that an orc army? Na, couldn't be.....
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01-17-2003, 08:11 AM | #846 |
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The Frodo one:
Aragorn, pointing at Frodo: See, children, this happens if you let four Hobbits celebrate alone for one week.
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01-17-2003, 10:19 AM | #847 |
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Aragorn: "Late? The lost king of Men is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to."
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- I must find the Mountain of Fire and cast the thing into the gulf of Doom. Gandalf said so. I do not think I shall ever get there. - Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. - Where are we going?...And why am I in this handbasket? |
01-17-2003, 11:38 AM | #848 |
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Frodo: Where will YOU be when your diarrhea medicine wears off?
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- I must find the Mountain of Fire and cast the thing into the gulf of Doom. Gandalf said so. I do not think I shall ever get there. - Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. - Where are we going?...And why am I in this handbasket? |
01-17-2003, 04:25 PM | #849 |
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People... things... whatever's in the background: *Fighting madly*
Aragorn: Not much happening round here is there?
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01-18-2003, 12:38 AM | #850 |
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[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ] |
01-18-2003, 12:56 AM | #851 |
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John-Rhys Davies: "See Elijah? This is how ya do it." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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01-18-2003, 01:19 AM | #852 |
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John Rhyes Davies: "Peter Jackson, I did not see anything in the script that said to do anything like this!"
[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]
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01-18-2003, 01:23 AM | #853 |
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And for the Aragorn one:
"Is that Arwen walking over the battlefield carrying Narsil? Nah, I must be seeing things" [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]
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01-18-2003, 03:25 AM | #854 |
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Gimli: Oh! Looky looky, it's the north star! Wowee, if only it weren't daytime...
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01-18-2003, 05:30 AM | #855 |
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Gimli: Help its a Warg and its got me by the, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its amazing what little things amuse me! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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01-18-2003, 04:41 PM | #858 |
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Legolas: *Mafia Accent* I donno what you talk about. What you talk about?
Elf sitting next to him: Oh my God, what is he diong and why did I agree to sit next to him? I'm Going to regret that decision, I can tell.
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01-18-2003, 06:00 PM | #859 |
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FRODO: Sam....I never told you....I have feelings.... SAM: Errr.....Mister Frodo, please get off me.
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01-18-2003, 06:33 PM | #860 |
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Legolas one:
Legolas: Waz up?! Gimli: Waz up?! Legolas: Waz up?! Gimli: Waz up?! Legolas: Waz up?! Gimli: Waz up?! Legolas: Waz up?! Other elf: Oh, dear Eru. Why me? Frodo and Sam one: Frodo: Sam, help me! Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: It's Lily! She's coming this way! Sam: Lily? You mean the hobbit lass you really like? Frodo: Yes. *whimpers* Sam: Why don't you dance with her? Frodo: I'm too scared. What if I step on her foot? Besides, I think I've had too much ale. She can't see me like this Sam, she can't! Sam: Oh, come on, Mr. Frodo. You can't hide from her forever. She won't even have a chance to like you back if you don't let her. Frodo: All right, then. If I ask Lily to dance, you have to do the same with Rosie. Sam: *blushes* I think I'll have another ale. Frodo: Oh, no you don't!
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01-18-2003, 06:41 PM | #861 |
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This is for the Legolas one:
"Big scary dark lord, many dirty orcs, cursed ring that starts to take over you, bring it on!! this is one elf that is not going to be bothered by any stupid ring."
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01-18-2003, 07:23 PM | #862 |
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Legolas: I've been sitting in this chair for the last two hours, and the guy in the other chair keeps poking me.
Frodo and Sam: Frodo: hold me Sam! Sam: Mister Frodo, they're filming.
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01-18-2003, 07:35 PM | #863 |
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'Mister Frodo, your sword hilt is sticking into my back! I hope....'
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01-18-2003, 08:43 PM | #864 |
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Frodo: "I am going to throw you into the fangirl pit of doom, mwah ha ha ha ha!"
Sam: "I don't have any fangirls, Mr. Frodo." Frodo: "Of course you don't, they're my fangirls. So when they see it's you, they'll tear you to pieces in a frenzied rage. And while they do that, I'm going to have a dance with Rosie." Sam: "You are evil, Mr. Frodo. And Rosie knows an evildoer when she sees one." Frodo: "Does she?" [ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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01-18-2003, 08:58 PM | #865 |
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Sam: Dang it Mr.Frodo! I told you that you shouldn't play with glue!
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01-18-2003, 10:10 PM | #866 |
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Frodo simply starts laughing drunkenly.
PJ: Cuuuuuuuutttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------- Legolas: (slurring his words together) We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse....
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01-19-2003, 05:20 AM | #867 |
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HAHAHAHA funny stuff you guys(and girls ofcaurse),
Legolas one. Elrond: Bring forth the ring Frodo. Frodo:Me? But I gave it to Legolas. Legolas:Me? Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else important arround here so you must be talking to me. Frodo:He relax Legsie, I'm sorry. Legolas:You better be sorry now back off. Elrond:That is no way to treat a guest of my house Legolas, son of Trandhuil. Legolas:Pfhaa guest. Here that, he's a guest. I spit on your mother Elrond. *Legolas grab's his purse and walks away. The Hobbit hug one: Frodo:Gahhagaggarhagahargahagahaa Sam:H? cut it out Mister Frodo. I think you have had more than enough ale. Frodo:gaahagghagrhaghrgahrgahrgahgra *Sam b*tchslaps Frodo* *Frodo walks away sobbing* Well these are mine. Be back when a new load of Pic's arrive. Greetings, Anuion ________ Maine Medical Marijuana Dispensary Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:48 AM. |
01-19-2003, 10:02 AM | #868 |
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01-19-2003, 01:52 PM | #869 |
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01-19-2003, 02:06 PM | #870 |
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I think for that one, what was in the movie is the best it can be!
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01-19-2003, 03:36 PM | #871 |
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Is it just me or has that picture been done before?
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01-19-2003, 03:45 PM | #872 |
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Yup, been done before.
For the not working one: Oh no! Not another red cross. Hay, maybe there is a message in all this. *goes and donates to the red cross, then changes mind* Nah, I'll just get some pestiside instead! Gimli, come over here and lift up your arms *puts on gas mask* |
01-19-2003, 06:53 PM | #873 |
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For the Legolas one:
Other elf: What's Frodo doing on the floor with Sam? Legolas: *shrugs shoulders* And to all you sick people, no, Frodo and Sam aren't err, you know... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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01-19-2003, 07:39 PM | #874 |
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01-19-2003, 08:34 PM | #875 |
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(The snowy one)
Merry: Frodo? Is that you? Oh nevermind, sorry Bill. I shouldn't have insulted you. Frodo: Ha ha ha... no. Sam: Pip? You ok? Did that apple hit you yet? Pippin: No I think that was a hailstone... ____________ (Frodo and Sam looking gay) Frodo: You smell nice. Really nice. Is that "Essense o' Tater"? I like it... Sam: Um, Mr. Frodo... No. Its "Pansy Fields". Get it right. Frodo: *downtrodden* OK.
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01-19-2003, 09:37 PM | #876 |
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Here's a new one for ya... I know its not in LOTR but its sooooo freaking funny! Imagine its Merry...
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-What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy." |
01-20-2003, 12:27 AM | #877 |
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You have to give the other picture more time than that, Greenie. Tsk, tsk.
Frodo: "You know Bill, I don't know why Sam named you Bill. Why would anyone want to be named after Bill Ferny, and least of all you? I don't understand it." Merry: "I don't remember this scene being in the movie." Sam: "Hey, Pippin, you know you and Merry kind of remind me of Emperor Palpatine right now. Crazy, huh?" Pippin: "You're all a bunch of bloody loonies. And I'm hungry."
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01-20-2003, 02:53 AM | #878 |
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snowy picture
Frodo: I am sorry you have to carry such a burden, you poor pony Bill, Sam maybe you should carry more of our supplies. Merry: Frodo, why are you talking to a horse? No one ever talks to horses do they Bill? Sam: Pippin what are you looking at? Pippin: I am not looking at anything, If you want to know I am trying figure out the best way to collect snowflakes on my tongue. [ January 20, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]
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01-20-2003, 04:44 AM | #879 |
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The Legolas one:
Lego: Yo, where's the f****n' camera? AH theeere it is! Yo, check this out, ni**as, this is f****n' MC Lego kickin it to ya man! Other elf: *I hate it when he does that* P.J.: Cuuuuuut! Orlando, how often did I tell you that Legolas is NO rapstar! Lego: But, but...... He is an elf! Elves sing! P.J.: But they don't sing in this scene! And no elf ever was a rapper! Legolas: Ok,ok.... *mutters something like "stupid *§$%"§, no one here understands me*
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01-20-2003, 09:47 AM | #880 |
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The BW has stated that this is a family oriented website. Clean it up, please, people.
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