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THE Ka · 12-08-2005, 11:55 PM

PJ: Liv

LT: What?

PJ: Take the tin foil off your head. You look like a radio wave reciever...

LT: But it's to create a frequency of Joy!

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-09-2005, 12:46 AM

Arwen: Sorry sir, but you weren’t invited. You'll have to leave.

OR

The Elf in the background just put a "Kick Me" sign on Jackson's back.

The Only Real Estel · 12-09-2005, 09:26 AM

Arwen discovered that the Middle-Earth online dating services weren't exactly foolproof.

Arwen: "But - you said you were tall, thin, muscular & in great shape! You said you were athletic, had long hair, and were of noble birth!"

PJ: "I have long hair."

mormegil · 12-09-2005, 09:38 AM

PJ: So instead of a white wizard you will have a director not white but fat and...

Liv: So your tactic is to....

PJ: Uncloak? Yes, of course it is. How else can I take over Gandalf's spot?

Gurthang · 12-09-2005, 02:52 PM

PJ: "So my idea is to put out a 'Lord of the Rings: Off-camera affairs' documentary.
Liv: "Oh, kind of like a 'Making of' sort of thing. Where all the behind-the-scenes people are finally given credit."
PJ: "No actually. Uh, it's about all the, um, how do I put this tactfully.... It's about all the moral affairs, or maybe I should say marriage affairs, that went on behind the cameras."
Liv: "What! I didn't even know that kind of thing was happening."
PJ: "Oh, yes, that's the problem. There really aren't any... but that's where you and I come in..."
Liv:

OR

Liv Tyler suddenly spots a mouse sleeping in Peter Jackson's hair.

Ordimor · 12-09-2005, 07:32 PM

Liv: Now let me get this right. Viggo walks down to me - We embrace and kiss passionately - I slide back off his shoulders looking deeply and joyously into his eyes - Then we walk hand in hand to the Hobbits. Right?

PJ: YEP

Liv: Huh ... So where's the part where I slap Miranda with the back of my hand for hittin' on my man?

The Only Real Estel · 12-10-2005, 12:28 PM

Liv wasn't amused with PJ's solution for cheap hair extensions...

PJ: "Look, Liv, it's show business, you take what you can get without overpaying. The seaweed looks fine, it's just you."

Gil-Galad · 12-10-2005, 12:42 PM

PJ: and this is wear King Kong coms up to you slowly

Arwen: getting ahead of yourself aren't ya PJ?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-10-2005, 02:05 PM

Arwen: What are you laughing at? Gandalf isn't uncloaked is he?

P-j: No, it’s just the new picture.

Gandalf's job in escalator maintenance was not his favourite.

OR

Denethor is so engrossed in his game of Tetris that he hasn’t seen Gandalf and Pippin stealing all his furniture. There was only one more thing to collect.

Gil-Galad · 12-10-2005, 02:40 PM

Pippin stands back as Gandalf prepares to take denethor off-guard by...UNCLOAKING HIMSELF

Formendacil · 12-10-2005, 03:25 PM

So good a spy was the Peregrin, that he made it right into the Throne Room with neither of the enemy even suspecting he was there.

Lalwendë · 12-10-2005, 03:32 PM

Myopic Denethor awaits his blushing bride, but he's not too impressed with the scruffy bridesmaid.

davem · 12-10-2005, 04:27 PM

Gandalf: 'Good evenin' Sir, I'm Chief Inspector Mithrandir & this is Detective Sergeant Took, we're here about the burglary....'

Denethor: 'Its terrible, Inspector! I just got back from the bingo & found it like this. They've taken everything - telly, video, my Catherine Cookson omnibuses & my People's Friend annuals....

Alcarillo · 12-10-2005, 04:29 PM

The mall Santa took a less jolly approach to Christmas this year.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-10-2005, 04:36 PM

Denethor: *whispering* Come on, just a few more feet and I can pull the trap door leaver!

OR

[For those Doctor who fans who are interested in the 'new' series]

Pippin: We've been through a lot haven’t we Gandalf? Running for our lives! And now Hopping! Hopping for our lives! Do you remember hopping? Hopping? No?

The Only Real Estel · 12-10-2005, 04:43 PM

Denethor had been a bad steward and now had to sit in the dreaded black chair for three hours...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-10-2005, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

The mall Santa took a less jolly approach to Christmas this year.

Bah! Humbug!

The Only Real Estel · 12-10-2005, 04:46 PM

It was down to the last three villagers and Pippin had bought Gandalf's case against Denethor. Two votes had been cast and the lynching was about to be carried out - but Pippin really began to second-guess himself when he spotted the suspiciously tail-shaped bulge in the back of Gandalf's cloak...

mormegil · 12-10-2005, 05:58 PM

Gandalf had no sense of decency and had to inspect Gondor's new state of the art bathroom facilities. He found it rather opulent.

Boromir88 · 12-10-2005, 07:11 PM

Gandalf: My Lord and Steward, Denethor, where are Gondor's defenses? The Enemy is literally right outside your door! I should think you've been sleeping!

Denethor: ::snore, snore::: Huh...ugh...um...grumble, grumble...::snore::

OR

When Denethor calls in the Army of Minas Tirith to take arms he certainly expected more than an old man and his grandson.

Maeggaladiel · 12-11-2005, 01:29 AM

Gandalf knew things had changed in Gondor, but he did not expect to see Harvey the Rabbit sitting on the White Throne.

(Sorry, if anybody actually gets that joke I'll be impressed.)

OR

Denethor used to sit in the actuall throne, but now that his arthritis is acting up, he's been forced to kick Faramir out of the "time out" chair.

Holbytlass · 12-11-2005, 05:14 AM

Gandalf: Darnit! I wanted to be fashionably late to the ball!

Pippin: I suppose you could use that lame "wizards arrive exactly when they mean" excuse.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-11-2005, 08:09 AM

Gandalf discovers why his post hasn't been arriving. It turns out the post office consists of one old man in a chair.

OR

Denethor: What dose my horoscope say today the? Hmm. "You will be visited by an annoying man dressed in white who will hit you several times with his staff" Pfft! It'll never happen.

Meela · 12-11-2005, 09:14 AM

Gandalf later denied having anything to do with the throne toppling sideways onto a sleeping Denethor. He also refused to comment on the Hobbit-sized footprints on the steps, and the duct tape over Pippin's mouth.

Valesse · 12-11-2005, 09:35 AM

Denethor struggles to free himself from his new Chinese finger trap before the scene begins.

OR

"In his hand a white golden rod and a golden knob. He did not look up. Solemnly they paces the long floor towards him, until they stood three paces from his foot stool."

Denethor: (Thinking) Couldn't those two wait? I'm just a couple of pages to end of this chapter!

Mithalwen · 12-11-2005, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel

Gandalf knew things had changed in Gondor, but he did not expect to see Harvey the Rabbit sitting on the White Throne.

(Sorry, if anybody actually gets that joke I'll be impressed.)

.

That is one of my favourite films ever - I adore James Stewart.

It was a tense moment in the Gondor Open Statues final.

Ordimor · 12-11-2005, 12:16 PM

A badly dejected Denethor awaits for the latest TV cable repair crew.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-11-2005, 12:55 PM

Gandalf: I bet you 10 Gold pennies that he's in a bad mood.

Pippin: Done!

Gandalf: I didn't mean... okay then.

The Elf-warrior · 12-11-2005, 10:06 PM

Neither Gandalf nor Pippin were prepared for the shock of seeing the Phantom of the Opera without his mask.

Gurthang · 12-11-2005, 11:43 PM

Denethor: *grumble-grumble-curse* "Blasted Fiend! Release thy lid, foul pickle jar!"

OR

Gandalf: "What have you done Denethor! You've completely thrown off this room's groove. Your black chair is way off center and *tuh* just look at those candlesticks! One has eight candles while the other has only five!" *shakes head*

OR

Pippin decides to hang back a bit. It's never good when the guy in white confronts the guy in black. (Not that he's prejudice.

)

OR

Gandalf: "Denethor!"
Denethor: "Gandalf!"
Pippin: "Pippin!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-12-2005, 12:48 AM

So it was that the two greatest uncloakers in the land met at last. Why Pippin was there was anyone's guess.

OR

Denethor: Nearly! Nearly! What? Why is that green block in the middle of the whites? I hate rubix cubes!

Bêthberry · 12-12-2005, 03:24 AM

Gandalf tries the old levitating trick in hopes of drawing Denethor's attention.

Morsul the Dark · 12-12-2005, 08:05 AM

Gandalf has come with his gameboy to trade his Lv 5 Orcumon for denetor's Lv 15 Trollrog what they dont relize is Pippin has already collected all 150 Middle-Earth pokemon

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-12-2005, 09:07 AM

As Denethor presented his annual budget report, Gandalf realised that political apathy in Minas Tirith was at an all-time high.

OR

Gandalf realises too late that he forgot to send out Denethor's birthday party invitations.

OR

Gandalf's two-step jig was an utter failure: it had Denethor bowing in disgust and it had Pippin retreating swiftly.

mormegil · 12-12-2005, 09:13 AM

Pippin could never take a hint and even after discussing his status as being "baggage" he still would trail Gandalf anywhere he went.

The Only Real Estel · 12-12-2005, 01:10 PM

Pippin: "What about the SOUS!?"

Gandalf: "Steward Of Unusual Stubbornous? I'm hoping he doesn't exist."

Anguirel · 12-12-2005, 01:20 PM

Gandalf starts to advance in a dignified fashion, unaware that Pippin, under his Elven Cloak, has tied his shoelaces together...

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-12-2005, 10:11 PM

Gandalf was determined to collect a hefty donation for the "Shuttle-Home Ride for Inebriated Miniature People" (SHRIMP) fund; for emphesis, he brought along this year's newly selected poster boy.

Deneathor (thinking to self): Oh here comes that self-rightous do-gooder again...I'll just toss him a couple of bobs...then maybe he'll leave me alone...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-13-2005, 12:50 AM

Gandalf: Denethor this is madness! You can't attach wheels to Minas Tirith! You just can't contend with Mount Zoom!

OR

Denethor: You think you are wise, Mithrandir, but for all your subtleties you have no cloak... wait... that’s not good!

Maeggaladiel · 12-13-2005, 01:03 AM

Denethor was disapointed at this year's turnout. NOBODY wanted to see the Gondorian Fashion Show anymore. Maybe if he hired models who were less hairy and less inclined to decloak in the middle of the show.... Nah.

12-08-2005, 11:55 PM	#8721
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	PJ: Liv LT: What? PJ: Take the tin foil off your head. You look like a radio wave reciever... LT: But it's to create a frequency of Joy! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-09-2005, 12:46 AM	#8722
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: Sorry sir, but you weren’t invited. You'll have to leave. OR The Elf in the background just put a "Kick Me" sign on Jackson's back. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-09-2005, 09:38 AM	#8724
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	PJ: So instead of a white wizard you will have a director not white but fat and... Liv: So your tactic is to.... PJ: Uncloak? Yes, of course it is. How else can I take over Gandalf's spot? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-09-2005, 02:52 PM	#8725
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	PJ: "So my idea is to put out a 'Lord of the Rings: Off-camera affairs' documentary. Liv: "Oh, kind of like a 'Making of' sort of thing. Where all the behind-the-scenes people are finally given credit." PJ: "No actually. Uh, it's about all the, um, how do I put this tactfully.... It's about all the moral affairs, or maybe I should say marriage affairs, that went on behind the cameras." Liv: "What! I didn't even know that kind of thing was happening." PJ: "Oh, yes, that's the problem. There really aren't any... but that's where you and I come in..." Liv: OR Liv Tyler suddenly spots a mouse sleeping in Peter Jackson's hair. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-09-2005, 07:32 PM	#8726
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Liv: Now let me get this right. Viggo walks down to me - We embrace and kiss passionately - I slide back off his shoulders looking deeply and joyously into his eyes - Then we walk hand in hand to the Hobbits. Right? PJ: YEP Liv: Huh ... So where's the part where I slap Miranda with the back of my hand for hittin' on my man? __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-09-2005, 09:26 AM	#8723
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Arwen discovered that the Middle-Earth online dating services weren't exactly foolproof. Arwen: "But - you said you were tall, thin, muscular & in great shape! You said you were athletic, had long hair, and were of noble birth!" PJ: "I have long hair."

12-10-2005, 12:28 PM	#8727
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Liv wasn't amused with PJ's solution for cheap hair extensions... PJ: "Look, Liv, it's show business, you take what you can get without overpaying. The seaweed looks fine, it's just you."

12-10-2005, 12:42 PM	#8728
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	PJ: and this is wear King Kong coms up to you slowly Arwen: getting ahead of yourself aren't ya PJ? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-10-2005, 02:05 PM	#8729
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: What are you laughing at? Gandalf isn't uncloaked is he? P-j: No, it’s just the new picture. Gandalf's job in escalator maintenance was not his favourite. OR Denethor is so engrossed in his game of Tetris that he hasn’t seen Gandalf and Pippin stealing all his furniture. There was only one more thing to collect. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-10-2005, 02:40 PM	#8730
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Pippin stands back as Gandalf prepares to take denethor off-guard by...UNCLOAKING HIMSELF __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-10-2005, 03:25 PM	#8731
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	So good a spy was the Peregrin, that he made it right into the Throne Room with neither of the enemy even suspecting he was there. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-10-2005, 03:32 PM	#8732
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Myopic Denethor awaits his blushing bride, but he's not too impressed with the scruffy bridesmaid. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-10-2005, 04:27 PM	#8733
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Gandalf: 'Good evenin' Sir, I'm Chief Inspector Mithrandir & this is Detective Sergeant Took, we're here about the burglary....' Denethor: 'Its terrible, Inspector! I just got back from the bingo & found it like this. They've taken everything - telly, video, my Catherine Cookson omnibuses & my People's Friend annuals.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

12-10-2005, 04:29 PM	#8734
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	The mall Santa took a less jolly approach to Christmas this year.

12-10-2005, 04:36 PM	#8735
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: whispering Come on, just a few more feet and I can pull the trap door leaver! OR [For those Doctor who fans who are interested in the 'new' series] Pippin: We've been through a lot haven’t we Gandalf? Running for our lives! And now Hopping! Hopping for our lives! Do you remember hopping? Hopping? No? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-10-2005, 04:43 PM	#8736
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Denethor had been a bad steward and now had to sit in the dreaded black chair for three hours...

12-10-2005, 04:46 PM	#8738
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	On the way to carry out a lynching... It was down to the last three villagers and Pippin had bought Gandalf's case against Denethor. Two votes had been cast and the lynching was about to be carried out - but Pippin really began to second-guess himself when he spotted the suspiciously tail-shaped bulge in the back of Gandalf's cloak...

12-10-2005, 05:58 PM	#8739
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	Gandalf had no sense of decency and had to inspect Gondor's new state of the art bathroom facilities. He found it rather opulent. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-10-2005, 07:11 PM	#8740
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gandalf: My Lord and Steward, Denethor, where are Gondor's defenses? The Enemy is literally right outside your door! I should think you've been sleeping! Denethor: ::snore, snore::: Huh...ugh...um...grumble, grumble...::snore:: OR When Denethor calls in the Army of Minas Tirith to take arms he certainly expected more than an old man and his grandson. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-11-2005, 01:29 AM	#8741
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Gandalf knew things had changed in Gondor, but he did not expect to see Harvey the Rabbit sitting on the White Throne. (Sorry, if anybody actually gets that joke I'll be impressed.) OR Denethor used to sit in the actuall throne, but now that his arthritis is acting up, he's been forced to kick Faramir out of the "time out" chair. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-11-2005, 05:14 AM	#8742
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gandalf: Darnit! I wanted to be fashionably *late* to the ball! Pippin: I suppose you could use that lame "wizards arrive exactly when they mean" excuse. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-11-2005, 08:09 AM	#8743
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf discovers why his post hasn't been arriving. It turns out the post office consists of one old man in a chair. OR Denethor: What dose my horoscope say today the? Hmm. "You will be visited by an annoying man dressed in white who will hit you several times with his staff" Pfft! It'll never happen. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-11-2005, 09:14 AM	#8744
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf later denied having anything to do with the throne toppling sideways onto a sleeping Denethor. He also refused to comment on the Hobbit-sized footprints on the steps, and the duct tape over Pippin's mouth. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-11-2005, 09:35 AM	#8745
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Denethor struggles to free himself from his new Chinese finger trap before the scene begins. OR "In his hand a white golden rod and a golden knob. He did not look up. Solemnly they paces the long floor towards him, until they stood three paces from his foot stool." Denethor: (Thinking) Couldn't those two wait? I'm just a couple of pages to end of this chapter! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-11-2005, 12:16 PM	#8747
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	A badly dejected Denethor awaits for the latest TV cable repair crew. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-11-2005, 12:55 PM	#8748
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I bet you 10 Gold pennies that he's in a bad mood. Pippin: Done! Gandalf: I didn't mean... okay then. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-11-2005, 10:06 PM	#8749
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Neither Gandalf nor Pippin were prepared for the shock of seeing the Phantom of the Opera without his mask. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-11-2005, 11:43 PM	#8750
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: grumble-grumble-curse "Blasted Fiend! Release thy lid, foul pickle jar!" OR Gandalf: "What have you done Denethor! You've completely thrown off this room's groove. Your black chair is way off center and tuh just look at those candlesticks! One has eight candles while the other has only five!" shakes head OR Pippin decides to hang back a bit. It's never good when the guy in white confronts the guy in black. (Not that he's prejudice. ) OR Gandalf: "Denethor!" Denethor: "Gandalf!" Pippin: "Pippin!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-12-2005, 12:48 AM	#8751
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	So it was that the two greatest uncloakers in the land met at last. Why Pippin was there was anyone's guess. OR Denethor: Nearly! Nearly! What? Why is that green block in the middle of the whites? I hate rubix cubes! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-12-2005, 03:24 AM	#8752
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Gandalf tries the old levitating trick in hopes of drawing Denethor's attention. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-12-2005, 08:05 AM	#8753
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gandalf has come with his gameboy to trade his Lv 5 Orcumon for denetor's Lv 15 Trollrog what they dont relize is Pippin has already collected all 150 Middle-Earth pokemon __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

12-12-2005, 09:07 AM	#8754
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	As Denethor presented his annual budget report, Gandalf realised that political apathy in Minas Tirith was at an all-time high. OR Gandalf realises too late that he forgot to send out Denethor's birthday party invitations. OR Gandalf's two-step jig was an utter failure: it had Denethor bowing in disgust and it had Pippin retreating swiftly. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-12-2005, 09:13 AM	#8755
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,647	Pippin could never take a hint and even after discussing his status as being "baggage" he still would trail Gandalf anywhere he went. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-12-2005, 01:10 PM	#8756
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin: "What about the SOUS!?" Gandalf: "Steward Of Unusual Stubbornous? I'm hoping he doesn't exist."

12-12-2005, 01:20 PM	#8757
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Gandalf starts to advance in a dignified fashion, unaware that Pippin, under his Elven Cloak, has tied his shoelaces together... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso