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luthien-elvenprincess · 12-01-2005, 06:17 PM

Grima: oh my gosh...did y'all see that...that box elder bug flew right outta the king's hair! Those things really can last all winter if they find a warm spot!

Meela · 12-01-2005, 07:04 PM

Grima silently prays that whatever just disintegrated beneath his fingers was dust.

OR

Eowyn went Goth.

Valesse · 12-01-2005, 07:45 PM

"Hip Uncle" Theoden is interupted in the middle of his "mad flow" just before Grima "Home-slice" Wormtongue could join in with his impressive beat box routine.

Soon afterwards the first and only Rohan Rap group split up due to a dispute between the members.

Boromir88 · 12-01-2005, 08:31 PM

Theoden: What's that grotesque thing?

Grima: Why, it's a new pic!

Sam: Turn around and count to 20. And this time, no peeking!

Gollum: Peeking? Peeking? Very nice friend, oh yes precious very nice. All's we do is play nice hide-and-seek with nice hobbitses and fat one says peeking! Peeking!

Glirdan · 12-01-2005, 08:48 PM

Gollum: Where's my hair!?!?

or

Sam: Next time I say jump, you say how high! Got it!?

Gollum: What is the stupid fat hobitsess saying!?

Oddwen · 12-01-2005, 08:50 PM

Sam: BANG! You're dead!
Gollum: Huh?!

Or...

Sam: Hey! You've got three belly buttons!

Or...

Sam: Hey! Nice six-pack!

Or...

Sam: Hey, that's a nasty cut on your elbow. Someone should look at that.

Boromir88 · 12-01-2005, 08:52 PM

Sam doesn't it take it so well that Gollum accused him of taking his wig.

mormegil · 12-01-2005, 09:21 PM

Sam: You villian, you don't even really exist and shouldn't be here. You're a computer generated image

Gollum: What's he mean precious, what's a computer generated image?

Sam: Ah you know, the Gaffer's delight, COM-PU-TUR GEN-UR-ATED IM-AJ you can tweek 'em distort 'em put 'em in a stew.

The Elf-warrior · 12-01-2005, 09:47 PM

Grima plots to become the Disco King. OR

Grima: "Is this a dagger which I see before me?"
Theoden: "It's a false creation of your heat-oppressed brain." OR

Grima: "Ha,ha,ha! That fool is arguing with a statue." OR

Grima: "Nobody tosses an evil counselor!"

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Samwise: "Now look, Gollum; it's not polite to not respond when someone says hello. (Pauses.) All right, I'll smack you if you don't say anything! (Sam smacks Gollum.) Ow! You are nothing but a statue!" (He storms away.)

Valesse · 12-01-2005, 10:05 PM

Sam: Hey.. Stinker... Pull my finger.

OR

Gollum (thinking): hmm..tempting, but the I prefer my hobbit fingers lean.

OR

(Sam pokes Gollum's stomach)
Gollum (ala Pillsbury doughboy): HmmHmm!

Ordimor · 12-01-2005, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valesse

Sam: Hey.. Stinker... Pull my finger.

HAAHAAHAA!!!!

I don't know if I can compete with that one!!!!

Gurthang · 12-01-2005, 10:34 PM

Sam and Gollum in the championship match for the staring contests.

OR

Sam: "Hey, you're using my scarf as a loincloth!"

OR

Sam: "I bet you can't lick your elbow."

OR

Gollum watches in horror as Sam's hair begins to eat Sam's head. He quickly checks to make sure he doesn't have any hair.

OR

Gollum(thinking): "Eww! What's that between his teeth!"

OR

Gollum: "Wow, this is Gurthang's 800th Post!"

The Only Real Estel · 12-01-2005, 10:47 PM

Smeagol: "What? I do have problems with hair loss!? And all this time, my friends never told me..."

Gollum: "We told you, Precious, yes, many times, we told you!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-02-2005, 12:43 AM

Sam: And another thing! I think you've got far too much... What are you staring at?

Gollum: Why has that grey man got no cloak?

Sam: Ah... Mr. Frodo, Don't turn around!

OR

Sam: Look, its quite simple! If the ball passes the boundary without bouncing, then it’s a 6, if it dose bounce its only 4. If the ball its the stumps then you're out.

Gollum: ...?

OR YET!

Sam tells Gollum that there is no Father Christmas!

Gollum:

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-02-2005, 06:34 AM

Gollum finally learns the truth about Santa Claus.

Mithalwen · 12-02-2005, 06:46 AM

Sam points out that Gollum has mistaken Immac for Elnett.....

*Immac is hair remover while Elnett is hairspray... for those people to whom these brand names mean nothing......

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-02-2005, 07:24 AM

Gollum sees the large pimple on Sam's nose start to dance.

OR

Sam: Put your hands up! This is a gun!

Gollum: ?

The Only Real Estel · 12-02-2005, 07:53 AM

Gollum puts on his best innocent look when questioned about the tacks on Sam's seat.

Gurthang · 12-02-2005, 09:01 AM

Sam: "We're out of Pizza."
Gollum:

OR

Anorexic Smeagol is shocked to tears when 'the fat one' says he looks a bit chubby himself.

OR

Sam: "Don't give me those puppy-dog eyes! You can't eat my arm and don't ask again!"

Maeggaladiel · 12-02-2005, 12:45 PM

Sam gets his first directing job on LOTR: THE MUSICAL

Sam- No, no NO! You're doing it all wrong! You CAN'T have a duet with YOURSELF!!

Smeagol- But, we's two people, precious!

Gollum- Yess, we are!

Formendacil · 12-02-2005, 01:01 PM

Gollum: "Is this a hobbit I see before me?"

mormegil · 12-02-2005, 01:36 PM

Sam: The Pythagorean Theorem states thata2 + b2 = c2, it's really quite simple if you just think about it. How can you learn quantum physics without understand this basic principle of geometry?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-02-2005, 02:06 PM

Gollum finds out that his long journey to the North Poll was in vain as it turns out Penguins live in the South Poll.

Lalwendë · 12-02-2005, 02:35 PM

Gollum is dumbfounded as Sam exclaims: "Cool! You're the little fella with the light up finger aren't you? So you didn't 'Go Home' after all? Where did Elliott hide you? Hey, is there going to be a sequel?"

Boromir88 · 12-02-2005, 03:17 PM

Sam: You're fired.

Lalwendë · 12-02-2005, 06:06 PM

Sam: "A great best man you turned out to be! Bringing the Ring on the stag night to Mount Doom and then getting plastered and dancing like an idiot and losing it in that ruddy big 'ole!"

Gothmog · 12-02-2005, 08:13 PM

Gollum: But do they have wings or not?
Sam: Well, if we look at the facts..................

OR

Gollum: I don't understand. Who saved Frodo if it wasn't Arwen?
Sam: Well, there's this guy Glorfindel...
Gollum: But didn't he die at the fall of Gondolin? I don't get it

OR

Gollum: Why can Legolas run on the snow, but I can't?
Sam: Well, I think that...................

OR

Gollum: Is Eru God? What do you mean by that? Do you mean that Eru is Tolkien's God, the God of ME or the one and only God?
Sam: Come on, don't do this to me... Not now, I'm too tired!

OR

Gollum: Round eares? Aren't they pointy?
Sam:..........

OR

Gollum: I'm supposed to cast myself and the ring into the fire? But what will Eru do then? Make me trip or what?
Sam:...........

And so on.......

And something totally unrelated:

Sam: Did you take my baby-blue contacts?
Gollum: Take? Me? Gollum doesn't know what fat hobbit is talking about!

Gil-Galad · 12-02-2005, 10:16 PM

Sam: i never wanted to be a gardener... i always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! swinging from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of Ossiriand!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-03-2005, 12:44 AM

It seems that Sam's nose is trying to escape from his face.

OR

Sam: Wasn’t Bag-End just here?

Gollum We doesn’t know what it means...

Maeggaladiel · 12-03-2005, 02:35 AM

Smeagol knew something was wrong the minute Sam looked at him. Since when did hobbits have three eyeballs?

Gothmog · 12-03-2005, 05:24 AM

Sam: It's you! You, you stinking creature!
Gollum: What does it mean "you"? Me or...
Gollum: ...me?
Gollum: We don't know my precioussss
Gollum: Precious? Really? Oh, thank me!
Gollum: Me is welcome
Gollum: Me is always so polite! But what about fat hobbit?
Gollum: No, he is not me nor polite. Lets bite him!
Gollum: Yes, we do that.......

Estelyn Telcontar · 12-03-2005, 10:44 AM

Sam: No, no, no! You don't rip it open and eat it all at once. It's an advent calendar : CA - LEN - DAR! That means one a day. See? You open one little window and there's one chocolate for you to eat, and tomorrow you can have the next one.

Gollum: One chocolateses to rule them all? But chocolateses is my precious. We wants them, we wants them all!!

Sam: Oh, you're hopeless!

Holbytlass · 12-03-2005, 12:09 PM

Gollum: Bludger? Eh, what's bludger? I didn't make it hit you, maybes someone who lookes like Ssmeagol, stupid fat hobbit.

Lalwendë · 12-03-2005, 02:36 PM

Sam: "Don't cry any more Smeagol! Look, I've found your contact lens."

Boromir88 · 12-03-2005, 06:00 PM

Gollum tries to imagine what Sam means when he said he'd hit him with something larger than a rock if he didn't stop making jokes about Momma Gamgee.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-03-2005, 07:34 PM

Sam explaining Gollum just how to use The One Ring.

Lhunardawen · 12-04-2005, 02:10 AM

Gollum at his best in a game of Statues.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 12-04-2005, 02:35 AM

Sam: Repeat after me as fast as you can: A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Gollum: ..?

Gothmog · 12-04-2005, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dancing spawn of ungoliant

Sam: Repeat after me as fast as you can: A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Gollum: ..?

Sam: Is that to hard? Well, ok. Try this: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
Gollum................???????????????

OR

Sam: And that hair cut is soooo last year.
Gollum: What does it say, precious? My hair is wrong? Noooooooo...

OR

Sam: And what's that then? Aha, I got you, you stinker!
Gollum: That's my elbow. Are fat hobbit all right? To much Mordor Water again?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-04-2005, 08:32 AM

Gollum is horrified by the new picture

Sam: It's your fault they are replacing us!

Bilbo: Mmm! This cake will be delicious-... Okay, which one of you stole it?

OR

Bilbo's Robot Dance wasn't really understood in Middle Earth.

12-01-2005, 06:17 PM	#8601
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Grima: oh my gosh...did y'all see that...that box elder bug flew right outta the king's hair! Those things really can last all winter if they find a warm spot! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-01-2005, 07:04 PM	#8602
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Grima silently prays that whatever just disintegrated beneath his fingers was dust. OR Eowyn went Goth. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-01-2005, 07:45 PM	#8603
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	"Hip Uncle" Theoden is interupted in the middle of his "mad flow" just before Grima "Home-slice" Wormtongue could join in with his impressive beat box routine. Soon afterwards the first and only Rohan Rap group split up due to a dispute between the members. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-01-2005, 08:31 PM	#8604
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Theoden: What's that grotesque thing? Grima: Why, it's a new pic! Sam: Turn around and count to 20. And this time, no peeking! Gollum: Peeking? Peeking? Very nice friend, oh yes precious very nice. All's we do is play nice hide-and-seek with nice hobbitses and fat one says peeking! Peeking! __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-01-2005, 08:48 PM	#8605
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gollum: Where's my hair!?!? or Sam: Next time I say jump, you say how high! Got it!? Gollum: What is the stupid fat hobitsess saying!? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-01-2005, 08:50 PM	#8606
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Sam: BANG! You're dead! Gollum: Huh?! Or... Sam: Hey! You've got three belly buttons! Or... Sam: Hey! Nice six-pack! Or... Sam: Hey, that's a nasty cut on your elbow. Someone should look at that. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-01-2005, 08:52 PM	#8607
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Sam doesn't it take it so well that Gollum accused him of taking his wig. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-01-2005, 09:21 PM	#8608
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Sam: You villian, you don't even really exist and shouldn't be here. You're a computer generated image Gollum: What's he mean precious, what's a computer generated image? Sam: Ah you know, the Gaffer's delight, COM-PU-TUR GEN-UR-ATED IM-AJ you can tweek 'em distort 'em put 'em in a stew. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-01-2005, 09:47 PM	#8609
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Grima plots to become the Disco King. OR Grima: "Is this a dagger which I see before me?" Theoden: "It's a false creation of your heat-oppressed brain." OR Grima: "Ha,ha,ha! That fool is arguing with a statue." OR Grima: "Nobody tosses an evil counselor!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samwise: "Now look, Gollum; it's not polite to not respond when someone says hello. (Pauses.) All right, I'll smack you if you don't say anything! (Sam smacks Gollum.) Ow! You are nothing but a statue!" (He storms away.) __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-01-2005, 10:05 PM	#8610
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Sam: Hey.. Stinker... Pull my finger. OR Gollum (thinking): hmm..tempting, but the I prefer my hobbit fingers lean. OR (Sam pokes Gollum's stomach) Gollum (ala Pillsbury doughboy): HmmHmm! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 12-02-2005 at 09:34 AM.

12-01-2005, 10:34 PM	#8612
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam and Gollum in the championship match for the staring contests. OR Sam: "Hey, you're using my scarf as a loincloth!" OR Sam: "I bet you can't lick your elbow." OR Gollum watches in horror as Sam's hair begins to eat Sam's head. He quickly checks to make sure he doesn't have any hair. OR Gollum(thinking): "Eww! What's that between his teeth!" OR Gollum: "Wow, this is Gurthang's 800th Post!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-01-2005, 10:47 PM	#8613
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Smeagol: "What? I do have problems with hair loss!? And all this time, my friends never told me..." Gollum: "We told you, Precious, yes, many times, we told you!"

12-02-2005, 12:43 AM	#8614
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: And another thing! I think you've got far too much... What are you staring at? Gollum: Why has that grey man got no cloak? Sam: Ah... Mr. Frodo, Don't turn around! OR Sam: Look, its quite simple! If the ball passes the boundary without bouncing, then it’s a 6, if it dose bounce its only 4. If the ball its the stumps then you're out. Gollum: ...? OR YET! Sam tells Gollum that there is no Father Christmas! Gollum: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 12-02-2005 at 12:46 AM.

12-02-2005, 06:34 AM	#8615
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gollum finally learns the truth about Santa Claus. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-02-2005, 06:46 AM	#8616
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Sam points out that Gollum has mistaken Immac for Elnett..... *Immac is hair remover while Elnett is hairspray... for those people to whom these brand names mean nothing...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-02-2005, 07:24 AM	#8617
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum sees the large pimple on Sam's nose start to dance. OR Sam: Put your hands up! This is a gun! Gollum: ? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-02-2005, 07:53 AM	#8618
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gollum puts on his best innocent look when questioned about the tacks on Sam's seat.

12-02-2005, 09:01 AM	#8619
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam: "We're out of Pizza." Gollum: OR Anorexic Smeagol is shocked to tears when 'the fat one' says he looks a bit chubby himself. OR Sam: "Don't give me those puppy-dog eyes! You can't eat my arm and don't ask again!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-02-2005, 12:45 PM	#8620
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Sam gets his first directing job on LOTR: THE MUSICAL Sam- No, no NO! You're doing it all wrong! You CAN'T have a duet with YOURSELF!! Smeagol- But, we's two people, precious! Gollum- Yess, we are! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-02-2005, 01:01 PM	#8621
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Gollum: "Is this a hobbit I see before me?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-02-2005, 01:36 PM	#8622
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gollum just doesn't get it Sam: The Pythagorean Theorem states thata2 + b2 = c2, it's really quite simple if you just think about it. How can you learn quantum physics without understand this basic principle of geometry? __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

12-02-2005, 02:06 PM	#8623
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum finds out that his long journey to the North Poll was in vain as it turns out Penguins live in the South Poll. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-02-2005, 02:35 PM	#8624
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gollum is dumbfounded as Sam exclaims: "Cool! You're the little fella with the light up finger aren't you? So you didn't 'Go Home' after all? Where did Elliott hide you? Hey, is there going to be a sequel?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-02-2005, 03:17 PM	#8625
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Sam: You're fired. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-02-2005, 06:06 PM	#8626
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam: "A great best man you turned out to be! Bringing the Ring on the stag night to Mount Doom and then getting plastered and dancing like an idiot and losing it in that ruddy big 'ole!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-02-2005, 08:13 PM	#8627
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Sam and Gollum discussing some great questions of ME: Gollum: But do they have wings or not? Sam: Well, if we look at the facts.................. OR Gollum: I don't understand. Who saved Frodo if it wasn't Arwen? Sam: Well, there's this guy Glorfindel... Gollum: But didn't he die at the fall of Gondolin? I don't get it OR Gollum: Why can Legolas run on the snow, but I can't? Sam: Well, I think that................... OR Gollum: Is Eru God? What do you mean by that? Do you mean that Eru is Tolkien's God, the God of ME or the one and only God? Sam: Come on, don't do this to me... Not now, I'm too tired! OR Gollum: Round eares? Aren't they pointy? Sam:.......... OR Gollum: I'm supposed to cast myself and the ring into the fire? But what will Eru do then? Make me trip or what? Sam:........... And so on....... And something totally unrelated: Sam: Did you take my baby-blue contacts? Gollum: Take? Me? Gollum doesn't know what fat hobbit is talking about! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

12-02-2005, 10:16 PM	#8628
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sam: i never wanted to be a gardener... i always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK! swinging from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of Ossiriand! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-03-2005, 12:44 AM	#8629
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It seems that Sam's nose is trying to escape from his face. OR Sam: Wasn’t Bag-End just here? Gollum We doesn’t know what it means... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-03-2005, 02:35 AM	#8630
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Smeagol knew something was wrong the minute Sam looked at him. Since when did hobbits have three eyeballs? __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-03-2005, 05:24 AM	#8631
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Gollum the Great (Schizofrenic) (sp?) Sam: It's you! You, you stinking creature! Gollum: What does it mean "you"? Me or... Gollum: ...me? Gollum: We don't know my precioussss Gollum: Precious? Really? Oh, thank me! Gollum: Me is welcome Gollum: Me is always so polite! But what about fat hobbit? Gollum: No, he is not me nor polite. Lets bite him! Gollum: Yes, we do that....... __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

12-03-2005, 10:44 AM	#8632
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Sam: No, no, no! You don't rip it open and eat it all at once. It's an advent calendar : CA - LEN - DAR! That means one a day. See? You open one little window and there's one chocolate for you to eat, and tomorrow you can have the next one. Gollum: One chocolateses to rule them all? But chocolateses is my precious. We wants them, we wants them all!! Sam: Oh, you're hopeless! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

12-03-2005, 12:09 PM	#8633
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Gollum: Bludger? Eh, what's bludger? I didn't make it hit you, maybes someone who lookes like Ssmeagol, stupid fat hobbit. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-03-2005, 02:36 PM	#8634
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam: "Don't cry any more Smeagol! Look, I've found your contact lens." __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-03-2005, 06:00 PM	#8635
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gollum tries to imagine what Sam means when he said he'd hit him with something larger than a rock if he didn't stop making jokes about Momma Gamgee. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-04-2005, 02:10 AM	#8637
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gollum at his best in a game of Statues.