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Holbytlass · 11-29-2005, 09:20 AM

Boromir: I endure blistering winds and scorching deserts. I climb to the tallest, bloody room at the tallest, bloody tower and what do I find!! Some gender confused wolf telling me my ring has been claimed by a hobbit!

Gurthang · 11-29-2005, 11:41 AM

Boromir: "I see the Estern sky grow dark... it must be nighttime!"

OR

Boromir is speechless after discovering a Starbucks in Rivendel.

OR

Boromir: "I smell... *sniff sniff* Pizza! Ahmmm!"

Valesse · 11-29-2005, 12:27 PM

Boromir: The hills are alive with the sound of music...! With songs they have sung for a thousand years...! My heart beats in tune... with the sound of music...!
(Boromir's horse rolls over and dies.)

OR

Boromir: Hey! That cloud looks like a bunny! Faramir! Doesn't that cloud look like a bunny?
Faramir: I'd say it seems to be more like a wooly rhinoceros.
Boromir: ...Shut your noise hole.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-29-2005, 12:59 PM

When he saw some Lembas floating in front of him, Boromir had to admit he was addicted.

OR

Faramir: Don't look at it!

Boromir: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! AAAGH!

Gandalf_the _white · 11-29-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gandalf_the _white

Denethor:So boys what you talking about?
Boromir:errr.... nothing
Faramir:Look out! Gandalfs uncloaking behind you!
Denethor: (turning around) Where?
Faramir and Boromir together:RUN!!!!!!!!

later that day....
Faramir:I think we lost
Boromir:Yea "Gandalfs uncloaking behind you!" Geni.. Uhoh!
Faramir:What?
Boromir: Dad found us!!! RUN!!!!
Denethor:Come back boys!!!!!!!!!

Boromir88 · 11-29-2005, 04:37 PM

Boromir: Cool, a statue of Elendil the Tall! And it's life size!

OR

Boromir spots a Pretty blonde-haired Elf in the window, but unbeknowest to him it was Legolas.

OR

Boromir's horse hits a speed bump.

Lalwendë · 11-29-2005, 05:16 PM

Boromir chances upon The Prancing Pony and has a Homer moment. "Mmmmm, beeer......"

The Elf-warrior · 11-29-2005, 08:16 PM

Little did Boromir know that Pippin had painted a target on his shield.

Ordimor · 11-29-2005, 09:54 PM

Boromir: I knew that I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque!

Gurthang · 11-29-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordimor

Boromir: I knew that I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque!

Boromir: "...Stupid MapQuest!"

Lhunardawen · 11-30-2005, 12:45 AM

Boromir realized that he left his horse in Rivendell.

What you see there is a balding man's head.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-30-2005, 12:57 AM

Boromir: Wow! A NEW picture!

Horse: It's only a model.

Boromir: Shh!

Grima: what do you mean ugly? I'll have you know Théoden is now at the height of fashion!

Théoden: They went talking to me.

OR

Théoden: Not now Gandalf.

mormegil · 11-30-2005, 01:06 AM

Grima: What's that you say Gandalf Stormcrow? Fish net stockings are for the legs? Well I could have sworn they were for the arms. What say you Theoden?

Theoden: Grima I've been trying to tell you this for years

Gurthang · 11-30-2005, 01:54 AM

Theoden: "Ihm oove tuo guh to teh bootrum."(I have to go to the bathroom."
Grima: "Theoden has just declared me in charge of the country!"

OR

Grima: "But I called Seat-back!"

OR

Ozzie Osbourne suddenly appears beside Theoden's throne, although no one recongnizes him with out his sunglasses.

OR

Carnaval Attendant: "Please, sir, you'll have to find a seat to ride the carousel."

Holbytlass · 11-30-2005, 08:51 AM

You would look as bad as them if Legolas swiped all your hair care paraphenalia!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-30-2005, 08:58 AM

Grima has an old man hired to stand (or sit) near him so that he doesn’t look so ugly in comparison... It didn't work.

Morsul the Dark · 11-30-2005, 09:13 AM

As Gandalf tells his long tale Grima and theoden sit bewildered confused but most important annoyed

Lalwendë · 11-30-2005, 10:03 AM

Grima's attempt to show off his latest action figure to his mates is thwarted when he can't find the button on the back that makes Theoden drool.

Anguirel · 11-30-2005, 10:08 AM

Inside the Barrow-Downs: what things are really like in the moderators' forum...

The Only Real Estel · 11-30-2005, 11:56 AM

Grima: "I see dead people!"

Ghost: "Look, I don't look nearly as scary as you two so just lay off, okay?"

Roa_Aoife · 11-30-2005, 12:18 PM

Little orphan (to the side): Please, sir, I want some more.
Grima: MORE!?!?!?!

Mithalwen · 11-30-2005, 12:39 PM

HAMLET
What?

Ghost
I am thy father's spirit,
Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,
And for the day confined to fast in fires,
Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part
And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!
If thou didst ever thy dear father love--

HAMLET
O God!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 11-30-2005, 12:46 PM

There were few kids who wanted to sit on Santa's lap that year.

or

Two typical wolves (already half transformed) - Grima is a loudmouth and Theoden is trying to fly under the radar.

Formendacil · 11-30-2005, 12:49 PM

An ugly old man and his ugly old wife...

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-30-2005, 12:54 PM

Theoden regrets being persuaded by Wormtongue to test-drive his newly invented time-travel machine.

mormegil · 11-30-2005, 12:57 PM

Gimli latest outbreak of flatulence was simply one too many for Grima and Theoden.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-30-2005, 02:08 PM

Grima searches behind the throne.

Worm: Where's my secret rum stash?

Théoden: he he he! *hiccup*!

Mithalwen · 11-30-2005, 02:13 PM

Grima auditions to be an Ozzy Osbourne Lookalike..... "Sharon......!!!!"

Boromir88 · 11-30-2005, 03:56 PM

Theoden and Grima try desperately to get away from the giant shadowy hand of death!

Gandalf_the _white · 11-30-2005, 05:03 PM

Snape mistook Theoden for being Dumbledore, big mistake

Kath · 11-30-2005, 05:11 PM

Grima: You're kidding me? Legolas was the wolf! That Captain Obvious routine really had me fooled.

Kitanna · 11-30-2005, 06:41 PM

Grima and Theoden are confused and horrified by Legolas' nude rendition of The Silmarillion.

Gurthang · 11-30-2005, 08:03 PM

Grima: "Look! The Pizza is here."
Theoden: "Oh, gross. You got pineapple again, didn't you."

OR

Grima: "Look at that beautiful girl!"
Theoden: "Drat, I can't see around the column!"

OR

Grima: "Ha-ha! Theoden has to sit in time-out chair!"
Theoden:

Gandalf: "For that comment, Grima, you'll be next."
Grima:

Boromir88 · 11-30-2005, 08:24 PM

Grima: How dare you call Lord Theoden old! Can't you see he's in his prime!

Ordimor · 11-30-2005, 08:59 PM

Theoden (as Santa) : HO! HO! HO!

Grima (in best xmas elf voice): C'mon kid tell Santa what you want!

Theoden: HO! HO! HO!

Theoden: How about a nice football?

Legolas (off screen): Football? Football? What's a football? With an unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.

Theoden: Okay, get him out of here.

Grima: Beat it kid!

Legolas: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Bow and Arrow!

Theoden: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-01-2005, 12:50 AM

Théoden wonders if the wooden horses on his throne will pull him along...

Lhunardawen · 12-01-2005, 02:15 AM

Eowyn (in the background): Sorry, unc...he really is better-looking.

The Only Real Estel · 12-01-2005, 07:37 AM

Apparently, Theoden has been watching the uncut version of this for years now...

Grima: "What's this you're watching? What's he saying? 'They're..taking the hobbits...to Isengard? "

Bêthberry · 12-01-2005, 08:10 AM

Theoden: "You don't say! Gandalf put a burr under your saddle?"

Lalwendë · 12-01-2005, 03:50 PM

Grima: "Gandalf, I really would advise that you do not provoke Theoden into uncloaking. Can you not tell from his head-dress that underneath these shabby robes he is wearing his Wonder Woman outfit?"

11-29-2005, 09:20 AM	#8561
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Boromir: I endure blistering winds and scorching deserts. I climb to the tallest, bloody room at the tallest, bloody tower and what do I find!! Some gender confused wolf telling me my ring has been claimed by a hobbit! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-29-2005, 11:41 AM	#8562
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Boromir: "I see the Estern sky grow dark... it must be nighttime!" OR Boromir is speechless after discovering a Starbucks in Rivendel. OR Boromir: "I smell... sniff sniff Pizza! Ahmmm!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-29-2005, 12:27 PM	#8563
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir: The hills are alive with the sound of music...! With songs they have sung for a thousand years...! My heart beats in tune... with the sound of music...! (Boromir's horse rolls over and dies.) OR Boromir: Hey! That cloud looks like a bunny! Faramir! Doesn't that cloud look like a bunny? Faramir: I'd say it seems to be more like a wooly rhinoceros. Boromir: ...Shut your noise hole. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-29-2005, 12:59 PM	#8564
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When he saw some Lembas floating in front of him, Boromir had to admit he was addicted. OR Faramir: Don't look at it! Boromir: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! AAAGH! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-29-2005, 04:37 PM	#8566
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Boromir: Cool, a statue of Elendil the Tall! And it's life size! OR Boromir spots a Pretty blonde-haired Elf in the window, but unbeknowest to him it was Legolas. OR Boromir's horse hits a speed bump. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-29-2005, 05:16 PM	#8567
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Boromir chances upon The Prancing Pony and has a Homer moment. "Mmmmm, beeer......" __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-29-2005, 08:16 PM	#8568
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Little did Boromir know that Pippin had painted a target on his shield. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-29-2005, 09:54 PM	#8569
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Boromir: I knew that I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-30-2005, 12:45 AM	#8571
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Boromir realized that he left his horse in Rivendell. What you see there is a balding man's head.

11-30-2005, 12:57 AM	#8572
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir: Wow! A NEW picture! Horse: It's only a model. Boromir: Shh! Grima: what do you mean ugly? I'll have you know Théoden is now at the height of fashion! Théoden: They went talking to me. OR Théoden: Not now Gandalf. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-30-2005, 01:06 AM	#8573
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Grima: What's that you say Gandalf Stormcrow? Fish net stockings are for the legs? Well I could have sworn they were for the arms. What say you Theoden? Theoden: Grima I've been trying to tell you this for years __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

11-30-2005, 01:54 AM	#8574
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Theoden: "Ihm oove tuo guh to teh bootrum."(I have to go to the bathroom." Grima: "Theoden has just declared me in charge of the country!" OR Grima: "But I called Seat-back!" OR Ozzie Osbourne suddenly appears beside Theoden's throne, although no one recongnizes him with out his sunglasses. OR Carnaval Attendant: "Please, sir, you'll have to find a seat to ride the carousel." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-30-2005, 08:51 AM	#8575
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	You would look as bad as them if Legolas swiped all your hair care paraphenalia! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-30-2005, 08:58 AM	#8576
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima has an old man hired to stand (or sit) near him so that he doesn’t look so ugly in comparison... It didn't work. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-30-2005, 09:13 AM	#8577
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	As Gandalf tells his long tale Grima and theoden sit bewildered confused but most important annoyed __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-30-2005, 10:03 AM	#8578
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Grima's attempt to show off his latest action figure to his mates is thwarted when he can't find the button on the back that makes Theoden drool. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-30-2005, 10:08 AM	#8579
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Inside the Barrow-Downs: what things are really like in the moderators' forum... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

11-30-2005, 11:56 AM	#8580
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Grima: "I see dead people!" Ghost: "Look, I don't look nearly as scary as you two so just lay off, okay?"

11-30-2005, 12:18 PM	#8581
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Little orphan (to the side): Please, sir, I want some more. Grima: MORE!?!?!?! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

11-30-2005, 12:39 PM	#8582
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Most of the LOTR actors were classically trained..... HAMLET What? Ghost I am thy father's spirit, Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night, And for the day confined to fast in fires, Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid To tell the secrets of my prison-house, I could a tale unfold whose lightest word Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, Thy knotted and combined locks to part And each particular hair to stand on end, Like quills upon the fretful porpentine: But this eternal blazon must not be To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list! If thou didst ever thy dear father love-- HAMLET O God! __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-30-2005, 12:46 PM	#8583
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	There were few kids who wanted to sit on Santa's lap that year. or Two typical wolves (already half transformed) - Grima is a loudmouth and Theoden is trying to fly under the radar. __________________ Fenris Wolf

11-30-2005, 12:49 PM	#8584
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	An ugly old man and his ugly old wife... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

11-30-2005, 12:54 PM	#8585
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Theoden regrets being persuaded by Wormtongue to test-drive his newly invented time-travel machine. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-30-2005, 12:57 PM	#8586
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gimli latest outbreak of flatulence was simply one too many for Grima and Theoden. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 11-30-2005 at 02:24 PM.

11-30-2005, 02:08 PM	#8587
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima searches behind the throne. Worm: Where's my secret rum stash? Théoden: he he he! hiccup! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-30-2005, 02:13 PM	#8588
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Grima auditions to be an Ozzy Osbourne Lookalike..... "Sharon......!!!!" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-30-2005, 03:56 PM	#8589
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Theoden and Grima try desperately to get away from the giant shadowy hand of death! __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-30-2005, 05:03 PM	#8590
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Snape mistook Theoden for being Dumbledore, big mistake

11-30-2005, 05:11 PM	#8591
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Grima: You're kidding me? Legolas was the wolf! That Captain Obvious routine really had me fooled. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-30-2005, 06:41 PM	#8592
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Grima and Theoden are confused and horrified by Legolas' nude rendition of The Silmarillion. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-30-2005, 08:03 PM	#8593
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Grima: "Look! The Pizza is here." Theoden: "Oh, gross. You got pineapple again, didn't you." OR Grima: "Look at that beautiful girl!" Theoden: "Drat, I can't see around the column!" OR Grima: "Ha-ha! Theoden has to sit in time-out chair!" Theoden: Gandalf: "For that comment, Grima, you'll be next." Grima: __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-30-2005, 08:24 PM	#8594
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Grima: How dare you call Lord Theoden old! Can't you see he's in his prime! __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-30-2005, 08:59 PM	#8595
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Theoden (as Santa) : HO! HO! HO! Grima (in best xmas elf voice): C'mon kid tell Santa what you want! Theoden: HO! HO! HO! Theoden: How about a nice football? Legolas (off screen): Football? Football? What's a football? With an unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'. Theoden: Okay, get him out of here. Grima: Beat it kid! Legolas: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Bow and Arrow! Theoden: You'll shoot your eye out, kid. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-01-2005, 12:50 AM	#8596
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden wonders if the wooden horses on his throne will pull him along... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-01-2005, 02:15 AM	#8597
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Eowyn (in the background): Sorry, unc...he really is better-looking.