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06-28-2002, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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They were Dork, Dumb, Dark, Dank, Dim, Dweeb, Dead, Dock and Dil.
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06-28-2002, 08:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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Oh yea my question. What happened at the Ford of Bruinen?
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Hmmm... Spider-Man getting the One Ring would be an interesting crossover... |
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06-28-2002, 08:38 PM
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Cornus Caliga
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Arwen, Frodo and the Nazgûl had a tea party. Arwen supplied all the food and tea, so when she ran out of scones, the head Nazgûl got really angry because scones were his favorite and he attacked Arwen, so she dumped him and all his other Nazgûl over the edge of the scenic balcony, where they went... TO SHEBALBA!!!! (If you haven't seen the Road to Eldorado, you wouldn't know)
How did Galadriel's mirror show images of the future?
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06-28-2002, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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When you swim in it, it tells you the future.
Question:Why does Gimli have a beard?
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06-28-2002, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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As an environmentalist, Gimli has a beard to provide nesting space for poor displaced birds (cutting down forests is never a good idea, just ask the Ents!).
****************************************** What was Faramir's hobby?
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06-29-2002, 12:46 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Aquilonia
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Collecting bits and pieces, shards if you will, of legendary swords so that one day he could be king.
---------------- What did Pippin see in the Palantir and how did he react?
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06-29-2002, 07:38 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Pippin saw that Hobbit Foot Locker was having a SHOE SAAAAAAAAAAALE! His reaction was a high-pitched squeal and then he jumped up and down for a few seconds, after that he grabbed Merry and went to Hobbiton Mall where they each bought three pairs of shoes before realizing that hobbits don't wear shoes. Unfortunately, Hobbit Foot Locker had a no-return policy. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* How much wood would a woodchuck- no wait a minute. . . [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Okay, who were the first hobbits of the Shire?
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06-29-2002, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Bobcat, Vince McMahon, Dolly Parton and Britney Spears. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-29-2002, 10:30 AM
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Fair and Cold
Join Date: Dec 2001
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The Elves were created out of sugar and spice and everything nice.
******************************************* What were Boromir's last words?
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06-29-2002, 02:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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"I always knew hobbits were dangerous to your health."
What was Legolas's favorite weapon, and why?
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06-29-2002, 02:32 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
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His favorite weapon was his voice. He blew up a good many bluebirds with his Princess Fiona impression.
How did Pippin become the Took and Thain? [ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]
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06-29-2002, 03:20 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli
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A butterfly flapped his wings on the other side of Middle Earth. There may some truth to the Chaos Theory you know.
What is a Maia? (What is one seriously?)
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06-29-2002, 03:29 PM
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Fair and Cold
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A Maia is the Middle-Earth version of a barfly. (Gimli, if you want the real answer go to here, and look it up under "M").
******************************************* What was Faramir's secret hide-out?
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06-29-2002, 03:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Chuck E. Cheese.
What is Lurtz's favorite food? [ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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06-29-2002, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Depths of Her Insane Mind, British Columbia, Canada
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[ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Uialellethwen ]
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06-29-2002, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Lurtz is a vegetarian, so he prefers tofu out of anything else.
********************************************* What did Legolas do when he saw a Nazgul in the sky?
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06-29-2002, 06:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
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1. Bilbo gave the ring to Frodo because Frodo kept whining that he wanted a ring of power, too. Bilbo got tired of it, and went ahead and gave it to him, muttering that the Elves that he was going to live with don't like gold jewelry anyways.
2. When Legolas saw the Nazgul, he screamed and ran for cover. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did my dog contribute to the destroyance (is that a word?) of the ring?
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06-29-2002, 06:57 PM
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Fair and Cold
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Bilbo gave the Ring to Frodo because he was allergic to gold. And when Legolas saw the Nazgul in the sky, he did what any self-respecting Elf would do: he cried like a girl.
******************************************* Whom did Maeglin love?
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06-29-2002, 07:00 PM
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Fair and Cold
Join Date: Dec 2001
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! We posted at the same time. Alright then, dearest Nevfeniel (your question is cooler anyway), I will tell you that your dog contributed to the destruction of the Ring by jumping up and biting Gollum in the butt, thus causing him to fall over at the crucial moment.
My question is the same as above.
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06-29-2002, 07:13 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Britney Spears. He was devastated when she dumped him for Justin.
********************************************* What war took place during Lord of the Rings?
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06-29-2002, 08:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli
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The Cold War, what else? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Don't you people learn anything in history class?
============================================ Who was Eru?
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The Few, the Proud, the Marines. |
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06-29-2002, 10:49 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Oh God, don't you people remember ANYTHING??? Eru is my dog, and is named so because of the sound that she makes in substitue for a bark (seriously, she does go, "ERUUUUUUU!")
What happened at Swanhaven?
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06-30-2002, 12:30 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
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It got taken over by Walmart and all the little people who work there.
********************************************* Name the gods of the Elves and what each one did.
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06-30-2002, 01:43 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Rufus, the big kahuna of all elven gods. He played a mean lead guitar in the Ainur choir.
Malmo, number two. He was in charge of cutlery. Raspberi, numero tres. She raced around the undying lands and counted heads. And finally ChivasRegal, the faithless. He started the whole union of labourers thing. --------------------- What did Denethor name his sons after?
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06-30-2002, 01:55 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
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He named Boromir after his pet guinea pig and named Faramir after a city in Antarctica ( Population: Humans-2, Penguins-1,000). Wait, there's a city in Antarctica?
********************************************* What do hobbits do to prevent sunburn?
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06-30-2002, 10:38 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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They wear suntan lotion.
Question: What is Gandalf favorite thing to do?
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06-30-2002, 11:49 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Skip through fields of flowers, while singing Oh, what a beautiful mooooorning, oh what a beautiful daaaaaay! Sorry if I get that song stuck in some people's heads.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did Boromir die?
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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06-30-2002, 12:37 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
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He went into the tofu factory and never... came... out... agaaaaain... okay maybe he did, but not as Boromir.
How did the two trees of Valinor die and who was their killer?
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06-30-2002, 12:53 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
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The trees were killed by the Fellowship of the Ring by smell. Whooh, can we get some deoderant around here?
******************************************** How do elves entertain themselves?
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06-30-2002, 01:15 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
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They drink, drink, drink till the cows come home!! And even then they drink! And they entertain themselves by sharing all the funny pictures they see in their heads!!!! Nyahahahaha!
*Ahem* Whom did the ruffians call Sharkey?
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06-30-2002, 01:31 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: New York
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The ruffians called Arwen Sharkey.
Who is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor?
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06-30-2002, 01:46 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
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Pippin, of course. Gandalf always knew that he would've made a great king!
******************************************** Whom did Sam marry?
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06-30-2002, 01:50 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Shakira.
Who planted the mallorn tree? What was so great about it?
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06-30-2002, 02:10 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
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My dog did and the reason it was special was because it grew meat balls. "On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese....."
******************************************** How did Frodo destroy the ring? Who helped?
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06-30-2002, 02:28 PM
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Cornus Caliga
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Frodo destroyed the ring by dipping it in hot chocolate and eggplant shell sauce fifteen times and then leaving it where Scooby Doo could find it, thus Scooby Doo helped destroy the ring
What line of kings is Aragorn derived from?
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06-30-2002, 02:37 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
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Didn't you know he was French? I hope he did not suffer the same fate as his great-great-grandpa, Louis XVI.
********************************************* Where did Faramir take Frodo and Sam?
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He took them out for a night on the town. I won't get into the scary details of how Sam got sloshed and attempted to kiss Gollum...Though he claimed later that he though Gollum was Rosie...Yeah, whatever, buddy.
******************************************** Who did Eowyn disguise herself as?
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06-30-2002, 03:08 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
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An ophilaunt(sp?). Must have been a good disguise. Sam fell for it.
********************************************* What were the Ringwraiths' weapons?
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Question:Who did Aragorn marry?
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06-30-2002, 07:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The whole Aragorn-marrying-Arwen thing is purely myth. It is known for a fact, however, that Aragorn did marry Tina Turner. What Aragorn and Arwen did behind closed doors is their own bussiness. . . (sorry, couldn't resist)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* How many meals do hobbits eat each day?
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