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11-12-2005, 06:42 AM | #8321 |
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Aragorn will never again try to break up a fight between Arwen and Eowyn.
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11-12-2005, 10:27 AM | #8322 |
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Mental note to self: No more armwrestling Eowyn.
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11-13-2005, 07:06 AM | #8323 |
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Aragorn: That's the last time I ask what an "indian burn" is!
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11-13-2005, 10:12 AM | #8324 |
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When Aragorn first tried to break down the door, he missed it completely and hit the stone wall. Then he realized that the door was already open.
OR Suddenly Aragorn realizes he forgot to bring his elbow! OR You'd cry too if you found out that your mother is a hamster and your father stinks of elderberries.
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11-13-2005, 11:56 AM | #8325 |
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Everytime there was a battle to fight, Aragorn found some new injury to prevent him from participating
OR Aragorn soon learned that tp be head-butted by a dwarf was a painful experience OR When Aragorn told Merry "bite me!", he didn't expect that reaction.
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11-13-2005, 01:43 PM | #8326 |
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*Ten minuets earlier*
Aragorn: Pfft! How dangerous can Orcs be? Look at that one! He's so stupid! His face is so ugly! Ha, ha, ha!
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11-13-2005, 04:32 PM | #8327 |
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Aragorn berates himself after showing Movie-Eowyn his newest "I Love Arwen" tattoo.
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11-13-2005, 09:35 PM | #8328 |
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Aragorn: Stupid Mordor-bred mosquitoes.
Legolas (off-screen): Aragorn is coming through the door and holding his arm after having been bitten by a Mordor-bred mosquito! Gimli (off-screen): Ach laddie, why that's noothing compayred to thee mosquitoes of the Dwarves! They make the mosquitoes of the Elves look like sparrows. GIMLI then belches, farts and slips on a banana peel. Theoden: Mordor-bred mosquitoes! There is nothing that we can do against such beasts! GANDALF appears and beats THEODEN unconscious with his staff. |
11-13-2005, 11:26 PM | #8329 |
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Aragorn: *sulking* Man, I can't believe they are replacing me.
Boromir: No no Father we weren't plotting your overthrow, ahh we were talking about ummmmm Faramir: We were talking about Ioreth and how hot she is.
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11-13-2005, 11:32 PM | #8330 |
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Faramir: Father...is that fake fur?
Boromir: How very last season.
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11-14-2005, 12:10 AM | #8331 |
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Faramir: Really Father we are adults now, we can handle these arguements by ourselves.
Boromir: Quite right dad! Faramir is rather too old to send to his room. Denethor: That's it, Boromir you go to your room too!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
11-14-2005, 12:26 AM | #8332 |
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Boromir: He is so not gel'n.
OR Denethor: Faramir! Brown?! What are you trying to be some kind of social outcast?! I want you to start wearing everything black! No ifs ands or buts about it, Young man! Just look at your brother! He isn't a wishy-washy depressed poet type, now is he? Faramir: What does this all have to do with color? ...wait...Wishy-washy? Denethor: Yes. Wishy-washy. Faramir: This is SoOoo going in my diary-journal, Dad! Denethor: THATS IT! Go -straight- to the pyre! OR Boromir and Faramir in unison: There goes Mister Humbug! There goes Mister Grinch!
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11-14-2005, 12:45 AM | #8333 |
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Faramir: All right, father, where did you hide the gin?
OR Denethor: *mumble, mumble* That Faramir is so stupid. I'm going to make sure he gets all the rubbish armour. Then I'll send him on some sure to fail errand. Boromir: Erm... He's right here. Denethor: Oh, I know.
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11-14-2005, 12:49 AM | #8334 |
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Boromir: How dare you interupt the Kings of Disco and Loco!
Faramir: ...Why do I have to be "Loco"?
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11-14-2005, 01:17 AM | #8335 |
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Faramir: Hey, new kid. Give us your lunch money.
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11-14-2005, 02:32 AM | #8336 |
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Faramir (to Boromir): Hey, isn't that mom's dress?
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11-14-2005, 02:40 AM | #8337 |
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The power of Denethor.
He can do two-on-one staring contests . . . and win.
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11-14-2005, 06:25 AM | #8338 |
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Faramir: So, how about I met this really hot chick on-line
Boromir: Really? Faramir: Yeah, I'm meeting her here today. (Denethor appears) Boromir: Gross, the really hot internet chick is...your dad. Denethor: How many times have I told you boys no more internet dating!
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11-14-2005, 06:40 AM | #8339 |
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Denethor:So boys what you talking about?
Boromir:errr.... nothing Faramir:Look out! Gandalfs uncloaking behind you! Denethor: (turning around) Where? Faramir and Boromir together:RUN!!!!!!!! Last edited by Gandalf_the _white; 11-14-2005 at 06:45 AM. |
11-14-2005, 07:09 AM | #8340 |
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Denethor: Right, I've been thinking. Gandalf, everyone loves him, right?
Faramir & Boromir: Right. Denethor: Well I've finally worked out why, boys. Prepare to see me... UNCLOAK! Faramir & Boromir: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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11-14-2005, 07:24 AM | #8341 |
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Denethor: "Faramir! Are you wearing perfume?"
Faramir: "I...er....um...." Denethor: "It's very nice, where did you get it?"
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11-14-2005, 07:40 AM | #8342 |
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Denethor: Faramir, are you smoking again?
Faramir: Uh, no... *hides the stash* Denethor: I told you, don't take anything from that wizard! Remember what happened last time. Faramir: Dad, I swear those pink nazgul were real...
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11-14-2005, 07:57 AM | #8343 |
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Faramir: Father, we think its time you stop parading around the Citadel in your house coat. This isn't Desperate House Ent-Wives, and frankly, you're embarassing me and Boromir.
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11-14-2005, 08:02 AM | #8344 |
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Denethor: Faramir, how many times have I told you that the short pants with high boots look is out.
Faramir: Well I never!
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11-14-2005, 08:13 AM | #8345 |
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Boromir: DAAAAaaaad, Faramir said that he had a dream about Isildur's Bane, and that he's had it, like, ten times already, and that he's going to go to Imladris and see what's going on cause, like, there's this voice in his dream? and it's like telling him to go? DAAAAaaaaad, I'm the OLDest, and I'm a WAY better figher than Fairy. Remember the time when I like totally kicked the orcs out of Osgiliath and won it for you? Well, if you let me go to Imladris, I'm gonna totally get the Bane and give it to you. Fairy said, he said that he would NEVER take the Bane! He did! He did too say that! I'd take it and I'd totally give it to you Dad. Please can I go to Imladris...PLEEEEEAAASE??
Denethor: Now now Boromir, of course you can go on the Quest. Faramir: But father, I fear some ill in this... Denethor: Stop trying to ruin your brother's fun! I said he can go on this Quest so he can go. The next time there's a hopeless battle with little hope of success you can go. Faramir: But my heart speaks of shadows.... Denethor: Not another word! You're just like your mother, always going on about dreams-this and premonitions-that. I've made my decision and that's final. Boromir gets to go. Boromir: Yeah! Nyaaaa! |
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According to the Gondor fashion rag, Clôak and Swäggêr, Fashionista Boromir sets a new style trend:
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11-14-2005, 10:00 AM | #8347 |
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Denethor: No, you can't grow out your hair! Do you want to be mistaken for girls?!
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11-14-2005, 10:08 AM | #8348 |
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Boromir: "What do you mean his name's 'Faramir'? I've been calling him Fimple!"
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11-14-2005, 11:52 AM | #8349 |
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Faramir: -I- am
Boromir: No, -I- am! (Denethor approaches) Boromir: It's time we've heard the end of this madness! Father! Which of us is the cuter one? Denethor: ...(shakes head)
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11-14-2005, 02:32 PM | #8350 | |
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11-14-2005, 02:57 PM | #8351 |
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Faramir: Boromir has a sword! You have a sword! When do I get mine?
OR Faramir: Oh I see! Boromir asks for a Lego city and gets osgiliath! I ask for new armour and get cow droppings!
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11-14-2005, 03:52 PM | #8352 |
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Denethor is trying to make a very valuable point here with his sons. They'll never get it though, because they cannot take their minds, or eyes, off of the spider crawling on the wall.
OR Faramir: "Dad, there's something around your neck!" Denethor: "Oh, I know..." Boromir: "Well, what is it. It looks disgusting." Denethor: "It's my new pet snake. It's of the furry boa breed." Faramir. "Oh, and I thought it was a feather boa!" OR Faramir(speaking of Denethor): "What the devil is that!" Boromir: "I don't know. Just ignore it, maybe it will leave." OR Faramir: "Oh, drat, here's father." Boromir: "Don't move. Maybe he hasn't seen us yet."
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11-14-2005, 04:15 PM | #8353 |
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Boromir: Psst... Hey Faramir... Dare you to say "Aragorn" three times fast.
Faramir: What? Here? Infront of Father? You're trying to get him to kill me! Boromir: It isn't like he won't do it anyway!
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11-14-2005, 08:08 PM | #8354 |
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Boromir and Faramir always lending a helping hand to the Senior Citizens of Minas Tirith...
Boromir: What? I'm not giving you any money...crazy lunatic.
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11-14-2005, 08:09 PM | #8355 |
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Boromir: What are you doing here?!
Faramir: Tah, Yeah! Denethor: Dude, you guys, are like completely out of it... It's "Tuh, Yeah!" and you don't raise you're left eyebrow until after the sentence... ~ Aesthete
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11-14-2005, 08:54 PM | #8356 |
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Faramir and Boromir trying out for the wrong movie
Farami + Boromir - We are the knights who say Ni!!! Denethor - Uh, guys, the set for the Quest for the Holy Grail is two sets over. or Faramir - Dad? How did you get here? Denethor - I don't know!! Boromir - Were you using MapQuest again? Denethor - I knew should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque!! Stupid MapQuest!!!
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11-14-2005, 09:28 PM | #8357 |
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Boromir: "Dude, didn't you get the memo? Show Up To Work In Your Pajamas Day was yesterday, today it's Wear Your Best Armour Day."
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11-15-2005, 12:53 AM | #8358 |
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Faramir really has no idea what's going on.
OR Boromir: Look! Before you say it, I didn't burn down your treasury! And If I did it was an accident! But I didn't! In fact, you never had a treasury! Denethor: Oh, don't worry Boromir; I'll just blame Faramir. Faramir: ... Oh never mind...
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11-15-2005, 02:13 AM | #8359 |
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Boromir and Faramir's encounter with the bouncer.
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11-15-2005, 05:49 AM | #8360 |
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Here it comes, you though for one caption there wouldn't be...
Denethor is aware his popularity rating is falling so to try to boost it back up he pulls only a move Gandalf would do...uncloak OR Boromir: The long baggy cloak is so out of style. Chicks dig the armor now. Faramir: Yeah, especially leather because it brings out your figure.
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