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11-07-2005, 11:49 AM | #8241 |
Gibbering Gibbet
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Gollum: Ugh, ugh....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...arg...ARG...ARG. *pant pant* EEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sound Effect: *Splorp* Frodo: How revolting! Gollum: Revolting? Yes, yes Precious. Long has it tormented us. Long has it blocked our nose. Poor Gollum, poor poor Gollum. For years and years has it tormented us, the booger of doom. But now it's ours, OURS! |
11-07-2005, 11:56 AM | #8242 |
Corpus Cacophonous
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Frodo was not at all convinced that Gollum's plan of wearing false moustaches would guarantee them safe passage into Mordor, particularly as Gollum appeared to have no idea which way up his should go.
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11-07-2005, 02:43 PM | #8243 |
Maundering Mage
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Gollum: Look precious...a new picture.
Merry: Good old Gandalf, taking on all those orcs with the power of his uncloaking. or Merry: Wow look here's a notch conveniently here for a hobbit.
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11-07-2005, 02:47 PM | #8244 |
Child of the West
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I feel inclined to use this because of Merry's expression.
Merry: Camelot! Aragorn: It's only a model.
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11-07-2005, 02:48 PM | #8245 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: How about I smack this pesky hobbit's head in this convenient notch right here...
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11-07-2005, 02:54 PM | #8246 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: Some day, my son, all this shall be yours.
Merry: Erm...
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11-07-2005, 03:07 PM | #8247 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Merry: "Where the corn is as high as an oliphant's eeeeeeye..!"
Aragorn: "...those are wooden posts, Merry." Merry: "Well... well fine. I didn't feel like spelling out Oklahoma anyway." OR Aragorn: "Do you think Boo Radley is in there, Jem?" Merry: "No, I don't, and quit calling me Jem." OR Aragorn: "Repeat after me... Your mother was a hampster..." Merry: ...
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11-07-2005, 03:31 PM | #8248 |
Dead Serious
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Aragorn shows Merry his favourite part of Rivendell- his secret viewpoint for watching the elfmaidens go off to their bath...
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11-07-2005, 04:11 PM | #8249 |
A Mere Boggart
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After escaping from the halfway house, Aragorn and Merry decided to try playing the Pan Pipes in the Edoras shopping precinct to earn a few quid for a three litre bottle of cider.
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11-07-2005, 04:17 PM | #8250 |
Everlasting Whiteness
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Merry: Please Aragorn I think I can cope with the loss of Pippin. I don't need my head cut off.
Aragorn: Look you I just invented this guillotine and I'm going to use it!
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11-07-2005, 04:18 PM | #8251 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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And there, behind the garden fence on the back of Rivendell, the two found the long lost Entwives working at Elonds and Sons Tobacco and Athelas Gardening Industry.
OR Merry: WOW! I never imagined the sea would be this big! Aragorn: Hrm...That's my bathing pool. OR Merry: Are you sure about this? I mean, they look small from here but isn't that just because we're so far away? Aragorn: No no, they're small and harmless. Come on now, they're only wargs! You can take 'em! Merry: Well, if you say so. Merry running towards the advancing pack and gets ripped to pieces Aragorn: Yes! One down, three to go. OR Aragorn: Ahhh...My friend, there lies what my heart has longed for such a long time. Merry: What? Horse dropping? Aragorn: No. Look further away. Merry: That booring grey mountain? What do you want all that stone for? Aragorn: NO! The city you idiot! Minas Tirith! Merry: Ah, I see... So, can one eat it?
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11-07-2005, 04:31 PM | #8252 |
Alive without breath
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Often, Merry would go days without smoking, eating or making trouble. He was a kind and helpful Hobbit who always looked out for others, and as a reward, at the end of the day he went to watch the Pigs on their afternoon flight.
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11-07-2005, 04:36 PM | #8253 |
Sword of Spirit
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Titanic Rip-Off
Merry: "I'm King of the World!" OR Aragorn and Merry play as Legolas and Gimli: Merry: "Thanks for the box, Legolas!" OR Merry: "I can see the ocean!" OR Merry gives an Ent a high 10.
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11-07-2005, 05:11 PM | #8254 |
Maundering Mage
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Aragorn and Merry divert themselves with their favorite past time--spitting off the bridge at the riders of Rohan.
Aragorn: Hey Merry, I've got a big loogie this time!
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11-07-2005, 08:19 PM | #8255 |
Cryptic Aura
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Merry: "You're sure this isn't some carnival game, where I will be pelted until I am dropped into a tub of water?"
Aragorn: "Of course not. Look sharp now and move the stilts on, as the orcs will believe that Birnam Woods is marching on Dunsinane." Merry: "But I thought that Tolkien disowned Shakespeare because of the Midsummer elves." Aragorn: "He did, he did. But that didn't stop him from borrowing the moving trees idea."
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11-07-2005, 11:07 PM | #8256 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Aragorn: I agree, Merry, this is one of Eyore's finer homes.
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11-08-2005, 12:39 AM | #8257 |
Alive without breath
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Who needs Gandalf to make fireworks when you can put gunpowder in an Ent?
OR The small spider crawling up the wood fascinates Merry. Aragorn: Are you sure you don't want to watch Gandalf turning Saruman into a newt and then firing him out of a cannon? Merry: No, I'm good.
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11-08-2005, 01:24 AM | #8258 |
Deadnight Chanter
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Aragorn: Bet you ten pennies two to one Legolas will win? Deal?
Merry: No chance, Gimli will kick dust outta him, but I'll take your money if you feel inclined on giving it free, heh. Deal! [Some moments in silence] Merry: Good we have that fence between them an us, they seem crazed Aragorn: Yep [Some moments in silence] Merry: Did you see it?! Did you see that upper-cut?! Did you?! Aragorn: S**t
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11-08-2005, 01:29 AM | #8259 |
Maundering Mage
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The great wide world
The kind patience of Aragorn never faltered as he continually humored Merry with his astonishment at the things he found in the wide world outside of the Shire.
Merry: Wow! Look 'Gorn it's GRASS!!!
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11-08-2005, 06:02 AM | #8260 |
Laconic Loreman
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Aragorn: Look at those swallows.
Merry: African or European? Aragorn: Egh, I don't know.
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11-08-2005, 07:37 AM | #8261 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Mery and 'Gorn wanted to help in the War, they really did; but what could they do? They were just heads on sticks...
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11-08-2005, 08:11 AM | #8262 |
Denethor's True Love
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Aragorn and Merry successfully engineered Gandalf's departure for Minas Tirith to coincide with Eowyn's morning sunbathing session.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
11-08-2005, 09:46 AM | #8263 |
A Mere Boggart
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Aragorn and Merry, big fans of The Kaiser Chiefs, try to climb the fence and sneak in for free at Glastonbury 2005.
OR Assured by Aragorn that dead Ent wood would make effective wings, Merry was a keen participant in the Bognor Birdman competition.
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Gordon's alive!
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11-08-2005, 09:57 AM | #8264 |
Shady She-Penguin
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Merry (singing): Someday my prince will come...
Aragorn: I can see him. On a big white horse. Merry: Oh! Where?! Aragorn: Don't you see him? Over there galloping away with Pippin... Merry: *sigh*
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11-08-2005, 10:41 AM | #8265 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Aragorn: See that, Merry? What do you think it is?
Merry: A cloud? Aragorn: Maybe (whispering) but if it is it's moving fast and against the wind... Merry: So what do you think it is then? Aragorn: I don't know but I suspect...yes it looks like...Yes, it's one of my more irritating ancestors Earendil out on his annual cruise back to earth. (an even worse continuation) Merry: Why don't you like him? He seems like a jolly fellow! Aragorn: Let's just say he has a lot of high-flying plans. Not a down to earth guy if I may say so. He has his head up in the clouds. OOHhhhhhh...*Groan*
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11-08-2005, 11:39 AM | #8266 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"Ms. Baaaggginss!!! Can Frodo come out to play?"
OR The Annual Rohirric Puppet Show just wasn't the same after Sam made off with all the puppets. Still, the Fellowship tried to make do with what they had. OR Eowyn didn't know who kept breaking her backyard fence, or why. All she knew was that some day she'd find the little bleeder and make him pay. That was why she coated the fenceposts with super glue.
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11-08-2005, 05:30 PM | #8267 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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taunting the Mouth of Sauron
Aragorn: “Be gone, foul servant of Sauron!”
Merry: “Yeah! I blow my nose at you! Hey, this is pretty fun.” |
11-08-2005, 07:19 PM | #8268 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Merry: "The picture is coming! The picture is coming!"
"First thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers!" OR "I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too." OR "Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York; And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front; And now, instead of mounting barded steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph; I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them; Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun And descant on mine own deformity: And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, To entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain And hate the idle pleasures of these days. Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams, To set my brother Clarence and the king In deadly hate the one against the other: And if King Edward be as true and just As I am subtle, false and treacherous, This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up, About a prophecy, which says that 'G' Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be. Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here Clarence comes."
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11-08-2005, 08:10 PM | #8269 |
Denethor's True Love
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Aragorn's reluctance to take a bath was getting beyond a joke.
Or "What d'you mean, we're out of man-flesh pretzels already? We bought 10,000 this morning!" "Well, there are 10,000 of us, chief..."
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
11-08-2005, 08:19 PM | #8270 |
Child of the West
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The Uruk puts a gypsy curse on Merry and Pippin. "Arrr, may all your hobbit hair of your feet fall out and may you lose your taste for pipeweed."
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11-08-2005, 09:03 PM | #8271 |
Energetic Essence
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This is the leader of the 200, 000 orcs found on my doorstep
or Aragorn: So this is what Gandalf look like uncloaked!!
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11-08-2005, 10:21 PM | #8272 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Merry/Aragorn pic
Referee Merry Brandybuck inspects this year’s opening in the fence that is to serve as the goal posts in the annual Great Rohirrim Finger Football Tournament.
-or- Aragorn and Merry find some good sized breaches in the fence around the elven ladies’ swimming pool and put them to good use. Merry (thinking to himself): ”Wow, this guy is going to be our King someday...awesome.” |
11-08-2005, 10:23 PM | #8273 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Ugluk pic
To say that filming the three Lord of the Rings movies had taken a tole on PJ would be an understatement...
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11-08-2005, 11:19 PM | #8274 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Uruk: One... Two... Three... Twenty-seven...
Boromir: Hey! No fair! Count correctly, you. Uruk: Twenty-eight... Twent- Boromir: You're peaking! Uruk: GRRR! I never even liked this game! *shoots* OR He used Crest White Strips! Shouldn't you? OR The Classic Uruk poker face. Go ahead... just tell him he is bluffing.
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11-09-2005, 12:58 AM | #8275 |
Alive without breath
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Eowyn in the morning.
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11-09-2005, 05:00 AM | #8276 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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The new chemistry teacher was a clumsy one
OR Orcs aren't famous for their good looks, but the baldness running in his family was almost too much for Ugluk. OR Imagine this: Frodo slips his ring on to his finger just before the orcs arrive at Amon Hen Orc: Alright, who did that? Who poked me in my eye? Invisible voice: thihihi Orc: Ouch! That hurts! I'll get you you....*grabs nearest orc and rips his head off* OR the truth: Me in the morning
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11-09-2005, 05:24 AM | #8277 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Ugluk's only 20?! Ooh, he needs to moisturize!!
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11-09-2005, 06:55 AM | #8278 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Ugluk: Me, in Minas Tirith all girls school, at 2am on a Saturday morning? Inconceivable!
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11-09-2005, 08:23 AM | #8279 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Charactor offscreen:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of edleberries!
ugluk is confused by the guard-of-orthanc's taunt
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11-09-2005, 09:16 AM | #8280 |
Alive without breath
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Ugluk didn't know how to react when asked, "Are you really evil?"
OR Ugluk: I am Ugluk! I instruct. No that’s no good. I am Ugluk! I order. No that’s no good either. It took him 4 hours to think of “I command”
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