The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum


Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page

Go Back   The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum > Middle-Earth Fun and Games > Middle-earth Mirth
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-29-2005, 08:25 AM   #8081
luthien-elvenprincess
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
luthien-elvenprincess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
luthien-elvenprincess has just left Hobbiton.
Saruman inhales deeply just prior to attempting to blow out all of the candles on his birthday cake.
Grima is exhausted from lighting all 50 kazillion of them!

(See the cake knifes at the bottom front of the pic? )
__________________
York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!
luthien-elvenprincess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 08:31 AM   #8082
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe Heil Saruman

Saruman: "Nein!!!"
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 10:39 AM   #8083
Gothmog
Shade of Carn Dūm
 
Gothmog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
Gothmog has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Gothmog
Saruman: You cannot pass!
Grima: Geez...Sire, read the script again!

OR

Grima has taken lessons in Witchcraft and Wizardry of Saruman. Unfortunatly he still had to cheat to have the tip of his staff to glow.

OR

Saruman: Tonight you will taste Man flesh!
Grima: Eh...master? Forgot your contacts? There's no orcs down there?

OR (to continue on my earlier theme)
Saruman's singing wasn't much better than Boromir's horn-concerts...
__________________
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...
Gothmog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 10:47 AM   #8084
Lalwendė
A Mere Boggart
 
Lalwendė's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
Lalwendė is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendė is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Grima and Saruman turn in good performances in the roles of Statler and Waldorf at the "Middle-earth Muppet Show Re-enactment Society Annual Gala".



OR



Saruman is fed up with the local kids trick or treating. "Clear off! I've not got any mini Mars Bars! I can't watch the telly for you lot knocking on the ruddy door!"
__________________
Gordon's alive!
Lalwendė is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 10:56 AM   #8085
Formendacil
Dead Serious
 
Formendacil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Formendacil is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Send a message via AIM to Formendacil Send a message via MSN to Formendacil
As Grima was learning, after Gandalf became "the White" it was almost impossible to tell him and Saruman appart.

Grima: "Um... why are you telling the Dunlendings to attack the Uruk-hai?"
__________________
I prefer history, true or feigned.
Formendacil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 11:09 AM   #8086
arcticstorm
Shade of Carn Dūm
 
arcticstorm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 464
arcticstorm has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to arcticstorm Send a message via MSN to arcticstorm Send a message via Yahoo to arcticstorm
Saruman always told the story about the one that got away

Last edited by arcticstorm; 10-29-2005 at 10:08 PM.
arcticstorm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 11:12 AM   #8087
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Saruman was enraged to find that Treebeard had canceled his cable TV.

Saruman: "This has gone to far! You taking over Isengard is one thing, me having to go without ESPN Sportcenter is another thing entirely!"
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 11:21 AM   #8088
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Saruman: A Balrog! With wings? What devilry is this?

OR

Saruman finds that, in an attempt to compete with Mount Zoom, the Uruks have attached wheels to Orthank!
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 11:30 AM   #8089
Lalwendė
A Mere Boggart
 
Lalwendė's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
Lalwendė is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Lalwendė is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
At Saruman's Chippy.

"OK, who ordered a pickled egg and an extra big fork with their fish supper?"
__________________
Gordon's alive!
Lalwendė is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 11:33 AM   #8090
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Saruman was sure the balcony rail was higher yesterday!
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 12:09 PM   #8091
Morsul the Dark
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Morsul the Dark's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
Morsul the Dark is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Morsul the Dark is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Grima: Sir I thought your Moses was superb do it again!

Saruman: With acing skills like these you'd think they would have cast me but nooooo gandalf gets to be moses in the isatarian production of the ten commandments

the true reason saruman went to the dark side
__________________
Morsul the Resurrected
Morsul the Dark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 01:07 PM   #8092
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Bringing back a good one...

Saruman gets the finger from 10,000 Uruk-Hai!
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 01:36 PM   #8093
dancing spawn of ungoliant
Mischievous Candle
 
dancing spawn of ungoliant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
dancing spawn of ungoliant has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to dancing spawn of ungoliant
Negotiations with the Rohirrim

Saruman: "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."
dancing spawn of ungoliant is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 02:04 PM   #8094
Gurthang
Sword of Spirit
 
Gurthang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
Gurthang has just left Hobbiton.
Saruman: "Fly free little bird! I'll miss you!"
Grima: "Alright, who are you and what did you do with Saruman?"

OR

+ = Saruman

OR

Grima and Saruman decide to wear contrasting outfits. What good friends!

OR

Grima stabs Saruman in the back.
Saruman: "AHH!"
PJ: "No, No, NO! You don't kill him yet!"
Grima: "Oops!"
__________________
I'm on a Mission from God.
Gurthang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 02:29 PM   #8095
The Only Real Estel
Raffish Rapscallion
 
The Only Real Estel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
The Only Real Estel has just left Hobbiton.
Pipe

Saruman leads his Uruk army in their daily prayer:

Our creator, who art in Orthanc,
Saruman be thy name.
They kingdom come.
They will be done
in earth..if you have your way.
Give us this day our daily manflesh.
And forgive us our debts,
As we hold others to theirs.
And lead us not into tribulations,
but deliver us our enemies:
For Isengard is your kingdom,
and the power, and the glory of Middle Earth.
Amen.
The Only Real Estel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-29-2005, 10:00 PM   #8096
The Elf-warrior
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
The Elf-warrior's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
The Elf-warrior is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Send a message via Skype™ to The Elf-warrior
White-Hand

Saruman: "We must stay the course in Rohan, not only for the sake of those who have died in the present struggle but for all of those who in your illustrious past were killed by Rohan's terrorist aggression."
__________________
Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.
The Elf-warrior is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 05:18 AM   #8097
Nilpaurion Felagund
Scion of The Faithful
 
Nilpaurion Felagund's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Leaf Hmph, Wizards . . .

Saruman: OK, Dumbledore. You got me. I stole your hat.
__________________
フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated.
I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
Nilpaurion Felagund is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 06:19 AM   #8098
ElentariGreenleaf
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
ElentariGreenleaf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
Posts: 496
ElentariGreenleaf has just left Hobbiton.
Saruman does his best to sing a perfect C, hoping to smash Gandalf's new glasses (he was jealous because he hadn't gone to specsavers like Gandalf...)
__________________
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Website|Art
ElentariGreenleaf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 06:22 AM   #8099
Nilpaurion Felagund
Scion of The Faithful
 
Nilpaurion Felagund's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.Nilpaurion Felagund is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
Leaf Dun dun DUN!

Grķma used the Pokey-stick of Doom on Saruman.
__________________
フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo)
The plot, cut, defeated.
I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
Nilpaurion Felagund is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 06:25 AM   #8100
Holbytlass
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Holbytlass's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
Holbytlass has just left Hobbiton.
Aaugh! Aah! Hack-hack! I just swallowed my gum.
__________________
Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII
Holbytlass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 07:45 AM   #8101
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Grima got a staff. Saruman got a bigger staff. They soon realise that the tower they are in is actually Treebeard's staff.

OR

The Ents decide to go one step further after flooding isenguard. They fill it with custard.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 07:49 AM   #8102
Estelyn Telcontar
Princess of Skwerlz
 
Estelyn Telcontar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
The Ents decide to go one step further after flooding isenguard. They fill it with custard.
Question is, can Legolas walk on the custard??
__________________
'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'
Estelyn Telcontar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 07:54 AM   #8103
Gothmog
Shade of Carn Dūm
 
Gothmog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
Gothmog has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Gothmog
And if he can, will he leave marks?
__________________
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...
Gothmog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 08:01 AM   #8104
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

Of course Legolas can walk on custard. Anyone can. If you've seen that experiment on Braniac you'd know.

Anyway;

Saruman realises that he left the iron on.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 09:07 AM   #8105
mormegil
Maundering Mage
 
mormegil's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.mormegil is a guest at the Prancing Pony.
December 18th 2001 at 11:30 pm

Saruman: Okay people I know that you are excited but I need you attention and we will get you all into the theater on time.

Grima: *whisper* Is that FAT guy dressed as an elf?

Saruman: Everybody please form a single file line and have your tickets ready.

Grima: *whisper* He really should have dressed as PJ at that girth...wait! That is PJ!?!?!
__________________
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
mormegil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 11:33 AM   #8106
Boromir88
Laconic Loreman
 
Boromir88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
Send a message via AIM to Boromir88 Send a message via MSN to Boromir88
White Tree

Saruman: Ok, here's the deal! I Found a new picture! But, you must first bring me a shrubbery!


Pippin the fearless Guardian protects the wolves' attempted kill.
__________________
Fenris Penguin
Boromir88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 11:37 AM   #8107
Glirdan
Energetic Essence
 
Glirdan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
Glirdan is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Send a message via MSN to Glirdan
Unfortunately, I can't see the picture.
__________________
I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!
Fenris Wolf
Glirdan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 11:48 AM   #8108
Kitanna
Child of the West
 
Kitanna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kitanna is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Shield

Pippin hated when Frodo tried on his wigs.
__________________
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
Kitanna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 12:05 PM   #8109
Boromir88
Laconic Loreman
 
Boromir88's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.Boromir88 is wading through the Dead Marshes.
Send a message via AIM to Boromir88 Send a message via MSN to Boromir88
White Tree

Glirdan, try this... (click)
__________________
Fenris Penguin
Boromir88 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 12:05 PM   #8110
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
This any better?



No one had told Pippin it was Daylight savings time.

OR

Not even Pippin saw the dark and mysterious person making off with all their wallets.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 12:24 PM   #8111
Kath
Everlasting Whiteness
 
Kath's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
Send a message via MSN to Kath
Pippin found his musical statues position quite demanding to keep up.
__________________
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
Kath is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 01:58 PM   #8112
Glirdan
Energetic Essence
 
Glirdan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
Glirdan is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Send a message via MSN to Glirdan
Thanks for the picture Hookbill.

Pippin was shocked to find out that Merry was actually a Wolf

or

Pippin was outraged when he found out wat Arwen did to Glorfindel.

or

Pippin was posing for the second edition of his salt shaker.
__________________
I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!
Fenris Wolf
Glirdan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 02:02 PM   #8113
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Thumbs up

A law of Minas Tirith is that you must always smile in the presence of the steward. Even when he throws peanuts at you.

OR

Pippin dosent understand whats going on.
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 03:39 PM   #8114
luthien-elvenprincess
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
luthien-elvenprincess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
luthien-elvenprincess has just left Hobbiton.
Pippin tries to appear confident as he strides across the room, struggling to hold a smile instead of grimacing...all the while regretting the borrowing of Beregond's underwear...
__________________
York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!
luthien-elvenprincess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 03:56 PM   #8115
Eonwe
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Eonwe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
Posts: 678
Eonwe has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

Pippin as he looks in a mirror: Oh yeah. Oh - yeah! who is looking really, really, incredibley good looking? that's right! YOU ARE.
__________________
I've got bridge club on Wednesday,
Archery on Thursday,
Dancing on a Friday night!
Eonwe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 04:14 PM   #8116
Gothmog
Shade of Carn Dūm
 
Gothmog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
Posts: 421
Gothmog has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via MSN to Gothmog
Pippin tried Eowyn's fudge and now the poor thing can't open his mouth because it's glued shut! (And to shut him up was by most people in ME considered as a greater task than defeating the Nazgul. Eowyn was forever celebrated as the Great Silencer)

OR

Pippin listening to Gandalf's jokes...for the Nth time.
__________________
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
~Lurker...

Last edited by Gothmog; 10-30-2005 at 04:15 PM. Reason: It's all about small details...
Gothmog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 05:18 PM   #8117
Valesse
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
 
Valesse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
Posts: 614
Valesse has just left Hobbiton.
It was a struggle, but after the first awkward half-hour Pippin was able to ignore the Steward's gastronomical flatulance.

OR

And it was on that day that Denethor decided only to speak in spoonerisms.
__________________
"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

Last edited by Valesse; 10-31-2005 at 08:48 AM.
Valesse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 05:28 PM   #8118
arcticstorm
Shade of Carn Dūm
 
arcticstorm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN
Posts: 464
arcticstorm has just left Hobbiton.
Send a message via AIM to arcticstorm Send a message via MSN to arcticstorm Send a message via Yahoo to arcticstorm
Darth Pippin

Last edited by arcticstorm; 10-30-2005 at 11:29 PM.
arcticstorm is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2005, 11:51 PM   #8119
Gurthang
Sword of Spirit
 
Gurthang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
Gurthang has just left Hobbiton.
Pippin: "Is it Halloween yet!" (It's close, by my clock.)

OR

Pippin: "Ready.... DRAW!"

OR

Someone sticks a 'Kick Me' sign on Pippin's back.

OR

Pippin sees Gandalf **********! (Hm. I wonder what word goes here?)
__________________
I'm on a Mission from God.
Gurthang is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-31-2005, 12:48 AM   #8120
Hookbill the Goomba
Alive without breath
 
Hookbill the Goomba's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Boots Here are the boots! But the wearer is long dead and wandering a barrow.

Denethor's ‘small’ jokes are really getting on Pippin's nerves.

OR

Pippin: Gimli has eaten the last slice of cake! How dare he!
__________________
I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once.
THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...
Hookbill the Goomba is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:14 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.