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Gurthang · 10-25-2005, 09:28 PM

Wolf-Theoden sits, awaiting to be lynched, mourning that he has failed his mission.

OR

Out of nowhere, Theoden's brain explodes, leaving him senseless as smoke wafts out of his gaping head.

OR

Theoden: "I give up. I'll never win Werewolf!" (<----That's for Wayne.)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-26-2005, 02:49 AM

Théoden: I want a Hornburger.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 02:56 AM

When Thengel and his wife asked young Théoden what he wanted for his birthday and Théoden replied, "I'll think about it" they didn't expect it to take this long.

OR

Wormtong assured Théoden that he did not need a bath.

Lhunardawen · 10-26-2005, 03:03 AM

This picture of Théoden is part of a smear campaign against Pizza Hut's delivery service.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-26-2005, 03:09 AM

Theoden just isn't a morning person.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-26-2005, 03:31 AM

Théoden has been fifty years waiting for Elfhild to finish shopping.

Gothmog · 10-26-2005, 03:31 AM

One word: Monday.

OR

Theoden woke up and realized he had been sleeping for 237 4/13 years.

OR

Theoden was never good at math problems, but when he started calculating, he couldn't let it go: If you got 3 hobbits and one of them eats 21 apples, how many bananas is left? What did Gandalf mean???

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 03:52 AM

Théoden has become a fan of an Entish soap opera. "Tree and leaf street."

The Only Real Estel · 10-26-2005, 10:07 AM

Is it just me or are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes getting a little old? And I'm not talking "old," I'm talking this old! (see pic)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-26-2005, 12:28 PM

That's not Theoden: that's Eomer of the Rohirrim during a particularly stressful bout of Werewolf.

(Perhaps exaggerated.

)

mormegil · 10-26-2005, 12:39 PM

Mormegil sits pondering "how did it all go wrong...all I did was declare myself as the Hunter...where did I loose them?"

(sorry to bring that up again

but it's how I truly felt.)

While the hobbits fought on, Boromir alway thought that a refreshing drink of Miruvor was needed before battle. History doesn't tell us, but the truth of the matter is that Boromir was simply too drunk to be effective

or

Pippin never quite discerned between orcs and trees so while Merry attacked an orc he was busy stabbing the nearby tree

Pippin: "This one is for the shire...die you evil fiend"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 12:44 PM

Pippin: Watch out for the archers, Boromir!

Boromir: Don't be stupid! There's no such thing as archers!

OR

Boromir drinks some magic growing juice while Legolas and Aragorn fight the Orcs!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-26-2005, 12:53 PM

The Breakdancing Orcs unveil their latest attraction: Trumpeting Tark!

or

A typical night out in Glasgow.

(little Aberdeen humour there...)

Gothmog · 10-26-2005, 01:16 PM

(Stealing from Hookbill) Boromir thought that this was the time to try out the present he got from Miraculix (Asterix, remember that?)

OR

The audience's response of Boromirs consert was not to be mistaken

OR

Boromir never found the right time to blow soap-bubbles

OR

Boromir's Pose of Peace was misunderstood as a Pose of Pierce Me

Mithalwen · 10-26-2005, 01:28 PM

Oh captain of Gondor come blow up you horn
The orcs are attacking, so where's Aragorn?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 01:31 PM

Oh, the obligatory;

Boromir sounds the horn of warning. The Orcs flee and Merry and Pippin realise its every man (or hobbit or Orc) for himself. Gandalf the grey was coming, and he was feared uncloaked!

It woudn't be Crazy Captions without it!

Eonwe · 10-26-2005, 01:32 PM

The Bloodlust weighed heavily on Pippin ever after he killed his first orc.

OR

Orc: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I so did not see that coming. He totally stabbed me!

OR

Boromir thinks: It's time to look SOOO GOOD in tights!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 01:35 PM

The Orc in front of the hobbits dropped his contact lenses.

CaptainofDespair · 10-26-2005, 01:49 PM

Boromir was envious of Legolas and Faramir, and even of Aragorn. While they got the fan-girls, he got fan-orcs. Sadly for him, they tore him apart in Orc fashion, attempting to steal his clothes.

OR

Boromir's death was mourned by all in Gondor. However, seeing this as an easy source of propaganda, the Gondorian Information Ministry of Propaganda (GIMP) led by Aragorn, decided to exaggerate his story, and in some cases, lie to the public. Rather than tell the people he was stabbed by drunk Rohirrim in a bar fight, they stated he died fighting orcs while striking a heroic pose.

Gothmog · 10-26-2005, 01:49 PM

Boromir the *hrm* poet:

Fate of the Orc

Oh Orc you Greenest
Oh Orc you Meanest
Here is foe, not friend
Here you will meet your end

HOOT HOOT (on horn)

Oh Orc leave your eternal strife
Oh Orc leave your meaningless life
I'm your greatest fear
I'm more than you can bear

HOOT HOOT

Oh Orc you will surely die
Oh Orc hear my warrior cry "AAAAIIIIIIIII"
Come and taste my sword
Come and meet and human Lord

HOOT HO *SCHTUCK*(arrow hitting Boromir)

Orc: Shut him up! Hurry! Not a word more! I've heard Wargs proclaiming better poems!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 01:55 PM

Pippin: These Orcs look very angry! Perhaps you should offer them a drink, Boro- Never mind.

the guy who be short · 10-26-2005, 02:04 PM

Merry knew there was no chance of winning unless he came out to the others about his true lycanthropic powers...

Lalwendë · 10-26-2005, 02:19 PM

Pippin: "No! Put it down! That's Merry's used ear trumpet!"

Valesse · 10-26-2005, 03:06 PM

Boromir stars in a failled Mentos marketing attempt aiming to sell a new liquid-fresh variety.

OR

As he blew the Horn of Gondor, Boromir sudden understood what all those "Gandalf Uncloaked" jokes were all about... and it scared him.

OR

Merry slices open the orc's tunic front, but as it bends down in considerable pain a bright and cheerful feeling overcomes it on the discovery of a shiny new penny! What luck!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 03:11 PM

The real reason Boromir was killed at Amon Hen:

When blowing his horn, he was distracted by a cloud that was almost the exact same shape as a turnip.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-26-2005, 05:50 PM

A gullible and cowardly Boromir is disappointed to discover that Red Bull does not actually give you wings.

wilwarin538 · 10-26-2005, 06:15 PM

Boromir decides to provide some background music to the battle scene.

"Just like in the Movies!" he says before pulling out his horn.

To bad the only thing he can play is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Its just not quite as effective.

THE Ka · 10-26-2005, 06:52 PM

Long before the idea of inventing a machine that would capture your soul within a small frame for eturnity was thought of, many would carry along a pack-artist as an effective means to capture their most precious moments for friends and family. Unfortunately for boromir, this was not one of those 'effective' moments...

~ Aesthete

Firefoot · 10-26-2005, 06:59 PM

Merry is disgusted to find that not only do Orcs actually have blood, but that it is also now adorning his sword.

Glirdan · 10-26-2005, 07:26 PM

Merry: Oh my gosh!! It's Gandalf uncloaked!!
Pippin: I can't look!!!
Boromir: What!! I can't hear you! Can't you see I'm playing my instrument to calm these wild beasts??

Boromir88 · 10-26-2005, 07:43 PM

I can't believe everyone was fooled into believing Boromir actually did all the killing at Amon Hen.

Valesse · 10-26-2005, 07:49 PM

Yet another reason why games like "Capture the Flag" or "Red Rover" never made it big in Middle Earth.

Kitanna · 10-26-2005, 08:02 PM

Merry (or is it Pippin): Boromir! This is no time for a drink!

or

Boromir had to have his spinach before he went into battle.

mormegil · 10-26-2005, 08:48 PM

Boromir the vain is the perfect muse and would not move from his pose while being painted despite the onslaught of orcs.

Alcarillo · 10-26-2005, 08:56 PM

Boromir: Don't worry, I've got Capital One!
He flourishes the credit card through the air. The orcs stop and groan.
Orc: What's in your wallet?

Gurthang · 10-26-2005, 11:42 PM

While Boromir frantically tries to catch as much rain as possible, a band of mutant frogs attack two small zombies.

OR

Boromir didn't realize his horn was frozen. Now his lips are stuck to it.

OR

Orc at right: "AH! Timeout! I think I lost a contact!"

OR

There's a mad (and deadly!) rush to be the first in to see The Two Towers.

HerenIstarion · 10-27-2005, 01:21 AM

Boromir: They like my music, they really like it! Look how they get all excited at the sight of my horn! And stupid Faramir back home said I should not even dream of making career in music! Ha!

Orks: This is one time too many!
Hobbits: Yes, the way he comes every day to 'entertain' us!
Orks: He thinks he has 'fine musical taste', that wood-grouse!
Hobbits: We paid him to go away, and he thought we were giving him money to play more
Orks: That is enough, let's beat him up!
Hobbits: Sure! Down with this deaf 'minstrel'!
Orks: Get him!

Boromir: They really love me!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2005, 03:06 AM

Boromir sounds the horn of warning as a new picture comes. Don't worry; it's not uncloaked!

This is Frodo after seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked!

OR

There was a Giant spider on Gorbabg's back. Sam tried to get it with his sword.

OR YET!

Gorbag: £900! For a bottle of coke-a-cola! That’s outrageous!

Gothmog · 10-27-2005, 04:01 AM

This is the most common reaction to Boromir's music!

OR

Now Aragorn had crossed the line of what was "smelly but still sexy"...

OR

Sam didn't think the massive piercing of the orcs ear suited him (study right ear)

OR YET AN OTHER ONE

The dentist regretted that he asked the orc to open his mouth as soon as the words left his lips

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-27-2005, 04:01 AM

Frodo's new moisturiser did not have the desired effect.

10-25-2005, 09:28 PM	#8001
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Wolf-Theoden sits, awaiting to be lynched, mourning that he has failed his mission. OR Out of nowhere, Theoden's brain explodes, leaving him senseless as smoke wafts out of his gaping head. OR Theoden: "I give up. I'll never win Werewolf!" (<----That's for Wayne.) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-26-2005, 02:49 AM	#8002
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Aw, Théoden . . . Théoden: I want a Hornburger. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-26-2005, 02:56 AM	#8003
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Thengel and his wife asked young Théoden what he wanted for his birthday and Théoden replied, "I'll think about it" they didn't expect it to take this long. OR Wormtong assured Théoden that he did not need a bath. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 03:03 AM	#8004
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Stealing off Nilp from long, long ago... This picture of Théoden is part of a smear campaign against Pizza Hut's delivery service.

10-26-2005, 03:09 AM	#8005
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Theoden just isn't a morning person. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-26-2005, 03:31 AM	#8006
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	*snicker* Théoden has been fifty years waiting for Elfhild to finish shopping. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-26-2005, 03:31 AM	#8007
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	One word: Monday. OR Theoden woke up and realized he had been sleeping for 237 4/13 years. OR Theoden was never good at math problems, but when he started calculating, he couldn't let it go: If you got 3 hobbits and one of them eats 21 apples, how many bananas is left? What did Gandalf mean??? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-26-2005, 03:52 AM	#8008
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden has become a fan of an Entish soap opera. "Tree and leaf street." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-26-2005 at 05:10 AM.

10-26-2005, 10:07 AM	#8009
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Is it just me or are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes getting a little old? And I'm not talking "old," I'm talking this old! (see pic)

10-26-2005, 12:28 PM	#8010
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	That's not Theoden: that's Eomer of the Rohirrim during a particularly stressful bout of Werewolf. (Perhaps exaggerated. ) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-26-2005, 12:39 PM	#8011
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Borrowing from Eomer Mormegil sits pondering "how did it all go wrong...all I did was declare myself as the Hunter...where did I loose them?" (sorry to bring that up again but it's how I truly felt.) While the hobbits fought on, Boromir alway thought that a refreshing drink of Miruvor was needed before battle. History doesn't tell us, but the truth of the matter is that Boromir was simply too drunk to be effective or Pippin never quite discerned between orcs and trees so while Merry attacked an orc he was busy stabbing the nearby tree Pippin: "This one is for the shire...die you evil fiend" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 10-26-2005 at 12:42 PM.

10-26-2005, 12:44 PM	#8012
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Watch out for the archers, Boromir! Boromir: Don't be stupid! There's no such thing as archers! OR Boromir drinks some magic growing juice while Legolas and Aragorn fight the Orcs! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 12:53 PM	#8013
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I love this pic, Morm The Breakdancing Orcs unveil their latest attraction: Trumpeting Tark! or A typical night out in Glasgow. (little Aberdeen humour there...) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-26-2005, 01:16 PM	#8014
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	(Stealing from Hookbill) Boromir thought that this was the time to try out the present he got from Miraculix (Asterix, remember that?) OR The audience's response of Boromirs consert was not to be mistaken OR Boromir never found the right time to blow soap-bubbles OR Boromir's Pose of Peace was misunderstood as a Pose of Pierce Me __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-26-2005, 01:28 PM	#8015
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Oh captain of Gondor come blow up you horn The orcs are attacking, so where's Aragorn? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-26-2005, 01:31 PM	#8016
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Oh, the obligatory; Boromir sounds the horn of warning. The Orcs flee and Merry and Pippin realise its every man (or hobbit or Orc) for himself. Gandalf the grey was coming, and he was feared uncloaked! It woudn't be Crazy Captions without it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 01:32 PM	#8017
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	The Bloodlust weighed heavily on Pippin ever after he killed his first orc. OR Orc: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I so did not see that coming. He totally stabbed me! OR Boromir thinks: It's time to look SOOO GOOD in tights! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-26-2005, 01:35 PM	#8018
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Orc in front of the hobbits dropped his contact lenses. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 01:49 PM	#8019
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Boromir was envious of Legolas and Faramir, and even of Aragorn. While they got the fan-girls, he got fan-orcs. Sadly for him, they tore him apart in Orc fashion, attempting to steal his clothes. OR Boromir's death was mourned by all in Gondor. However, seeing this as an easy source of propaganda, the Gondorian Information Ministry of Propaganda (GIMP) led by Aragorn, decided to exaggerate his story, and in some cases, lie to the public. Rather than tell the people he was stabbed by drunk Rohirrim in a bar fight, they stated he died fighting orcs while striking a heroic pose.

10-26-2005, 01:49 PM	#8020
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Boromir the hrm* poet:* Fate of the Orc Oh Orc you Greenest Oh Orc you Meanest Here is foe, not friend Here you will meet your end HOOT HOOT (on horn) Oh Orc leave your eternal strife Oh Orc leave your meaningless life I'm your greatest fear I'm more than you can bear HOOT HOOT Oh Orc you will surely die Oh Orc hear my warrior cry "AAAAIIIIIIIII" Come and taste my sword Come and meet and human Lord HOOT HO SCHTUCK(arrow hitting Boromir) Orc: Shut him up! Hurry! Not a word more! I've heard Wargs proclaiming better poems! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-26-2005, 01:55 PM	#8021
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: These Orcs look very angry! Perhaps you should offer them a drink, Boro- Never mind. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 02:04 PM	#8022
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Merry knew there was no chance of winning unless he came out to the others about his true lycanthropic powers...

10-26-2005, 02:19 PM	#8023
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "No! Put it down! That's Merry's used ear trumpet!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-26-2005, 03:06 PM	#8024
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Boromir stars in a failled Mentos marketing attempt aiming to sell a new liquid-fresh variety. OR As he blew the Horn of Gondor, Boromir sudden understood what all those "Gandalf Uncloaked" jokes were all about... and it scared him. OR Merry slices open the orc's tunic front, but as it bends down in considerable pain a bright and cheerful feeling overcomes it on the discovery of a shiny new penny! What luck! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-26-2005, 03:11 PM	#8025
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The real reason Boromir was killed at Amon Hen: When blowing his horn, he was distracted by a cloud that was almost the exact same shape as a turnip. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 05:50 PM	#8026
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	A gullible and cowardly Boromir is disappointed to discover that Red Bull does not actually give you wings. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-26-2005, 06:15 PM	#8027
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Boromir decides to provide some background music to the battle scene. "Just like in the Movies!" he says before pulling out his horn. To bad the only thing he can play is Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Its just not quite as effective. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 10-26-2005 at 06:30 PM.

10-26-2005, 06:52 PM	#8028
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Long before the idea of inventing a machine that would capture your soul within a small frame for eturnity was thought of, many would carry along a pack-artist as an effective means to capture their most precious moments for friends and family. Unfortunately for boromir, this was not one of those 'effective' moments... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-26-2005, 06:59 PM	#8029
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Merry is disgusted to find that not only do Orcs actually have blood, but that it is also now adorning his sword.

10-26-2005, 07:26 PM	#8030
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Merry: Oh my gosh!! It's Gandalf uncloaked!! Pippin: I can't look!!! Boromir: What!! I can't hear you! Can't you see I'm playing my instrument to calm these wild beasts?? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-26-2005, 07:43 PM	#8031
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	I can't believe everyone was fooled into believing Boromir actually did all the killing at Amon Hen. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-26-2005, 07:49 PM	#8032
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Yet another reason why games like "Capture the Flag" or "Red Rover" never made it big in Middle Earth. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-26-2005, 08:02 PM	#8033
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Merry (or is it Pippin): Boromir! This is no time for a drink! or Boromir had to have his spinach before he went into battle. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-26-2005, 08:48 PM	#8034
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Boromir the vain is the perfect muse and would not move from his pose while being painted despite the onslaught of orcs. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-26-2005, 08:56 PM	#8035
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	You won't get this if you haven't seen the commercials . . . Boromir: Don't worry, I've got Capital One! He flourishes the credit card through the air. The orcs stop and groan. Orc: What's in your wallet?