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06-27-2002, 05:26 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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Silmaril is a type of margarine.
Why did Merry stab the Witch-King in the calf?
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06-27-2002, 05:34 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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He was blind because insects had flown into both his eyes, so he just hit randomly around himself and was lucky enough to hit the Witch-King.
What happened at the Pelennor Fields?
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06-27-2002, 05:37 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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Stuff happened.
Why did Frodo wear the Ring on a chain around his neck?
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06-27-2002, 05:39 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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because his fashion advisor told him to.
What happened to the Ring?
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06-27-2002, 05:42 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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A giant killer spider ate it.
Why did Beren and Luthien confront Carcharoth with the Silmaril?
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06-27-2002, 05:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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It was written in the stars, that they would have a blast if they did so.
Why was Gondolin destroyed?
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06-27-2002, 05:47 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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It was destroyed because of the low amount of pornography that the local newsagency sold.
Someone else can answer your next question. I'll give them 5 minutes, or I'll take it. Why does Gollum hiss?
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06-27-2002, 05:49 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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He has a problem with his teeth, making it difficult for him to speak.
How did Bilbo get the Ring?
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06-27-2002, 05:58 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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He got it at a pawn shop.
What place did the Witch-King rule?
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06-27-2002, 06:01 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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The pizza delivery shop. He was the quickest pizza delivery boy that ever lived.
What is Minas Tirith?
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06-27-2002, 06:05 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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It was a factory that made rings of power.
Who is Luthien?
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06-27-2002, 06:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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She used to sing at the Prancing Pony, until she got bored and got adopted by an Elfking.
What does Morgoth?
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06-27-2002, 06:47 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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He was a moose.
Who is the King of the Mark?
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06-27-2002, 06:56 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Aquilonia
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It was a mistaken entry in the Red Book of Wesmarch, the proper sequence as 'The mark of the King'. This was in reference to Aragorn, as he was fond of leaving a little cross mark whenever he went and had a good time.
What was Galadriel's individual messages to the Fellowship?
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06-27-2002, 07:00 AM
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The Perished Flame
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: behind my eyes
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Mark Anderson. A poor deluded fellow who thinks he's the King of all the Marks in the world.
------------------------------------------ Why does everyone have so many names?
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06-27-2002, 07:02 AM
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The Perished Flame
Join Date: Apr 2002
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She told everyone to keep their noses clean and wear clean underwear.
Question as above.
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06-27-2002, 11:14 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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because, when making a loan in a bank without intention of paying it back, a false identity is good to have in your backpocket.
What did Aragorn do after the War of the Ring?
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06-27-2002, 12:36 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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He went to the mall cuz, he needed a new shirt, cuz he ripped his old one in a battle.
Question:What do Hobbits like to do in there spare time?
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06-27-2002, 01:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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Mostly, they go to casinoes and have a swell time, playing for apples. (they have no other currency than food in the Shire)
Who is Arwen?
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06-27-2002, 03:23 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: I don't know... will there be a quiz on this later?
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A stripper in a bar in Bree who throughs out lembas as people walk in the door.
Q: What are Elves? Q2: What is Mirkwood?
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06-27-2002, 06:07 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here
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Elves are supposed to be "wise and beautiful," but in reality they're the evil little purple cockroaches that sneak into your house at night and raid your fridge.
Mirkwood was a theme park in Valinor, but then they moved it to Middle-earth and their stock crashed, so they just closed it and made it into a castle for the Elven-king *cough cough* Lord of the Cockroaches *cough* How was golf invented in Middle-earth (this is a hard one because the real answer is already funny!)
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06-27-2002, 06:30 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: The Witch-Realm of Angmar, a.k.a. some place in Australia
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Frodo was holding Sting and he tripped over and hit the ball into the air.
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06-28-2002, 08:23 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Indiana
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Why was Bilbo called "Mad Baggins"?
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06-28-2002, 09:09 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Ever since Lobelia tried to take his spoons, Bilbo hasn't been very, well, happy. In fact he's been downright angry. Whenever someones says anything remotely linked to spoons, he cries out, "Lobelia, you make me so mad!" Apparently, someone forgot to tell him that he got his spoons back. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
~*^*~*^*~*^*~*^*~^*~ If Saruman is of many colors, which one was his favorite and why?
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06-28-2002, 09:21 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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His favorite color was red, because he loved strwberries.
What did Saruman do for a living?
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06-28-2002, 12:15 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Well, Saruman was a very good fortune teller. People gave him insects (he collects them)to predict their future.
What is the Mirror of Galadriel?
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06-28-2002, 01:00 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here
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A PC flatscreen model that is waterproof and portable and has a special software called Galadriel Images that will issue random images according to peoples' brainwaves.
Who was Lobelia Sackville-Baggins?
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06-28-2002, 01:38 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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She was Sauron's personal maid.
******************************************** Who were Sam's kids, and what was special about each of them?
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06-28-2002, 01:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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Sam's kids was Sauron and Gothmog, and the special thign about them was that they were some of the most evil creatures to walk the earth. Sam must be real proud of his children.
What did Frodo do after the War of The Ring?
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06-28-2002, 02:07 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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He went straight to a bar and got drunk. And that is how Frodo became an alcoholic.
********************************************* What was Legolas's fav hair style?
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06-28-2002, 02:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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All shaved.
Why was Gimli so fond of his beard?
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06-28-2002, 02:29 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here
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Because one time he went to a fashion show and a very very famous and renowned hairstylist said that it was flattering and would be the latest and greatest high fashion beardstyle once he got it out to the public. He's so proud because it started a trend.
How were the Uruk-hai made?
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06-28-2002, 02:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Denmark
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Sauron was bored, so he thought to himself: I am gonna make a new race of orcs. And so he did.
where did Saruman live?
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06-28-2002, 02:42 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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In a pink house with pink walls and pink furniture. He also drove a pink car. (His girlfriend was Barbie.)
******************************************** How did the fellowship break up?
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06-28-2002, 02:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
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They had a farewell party, and then they split up, because they were tired of looking at each other's faces.
What was Gandalf's secret identity?
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06-28-2002, 03:57 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
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He's an FBI agent!
********************************************* What is Pippin's fav drink?
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06-28-2002, 04:18 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Water of course, he wouldn't want to get drunk.
Question:What is Frodo's favorite thing to do? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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06-28-2002, 05:02 PM
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The Perished Flame
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He just loves to go skydiving.
----------------------------------- How did the Fellowship get into Moria?
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06-28-2002, 05:36 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
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By doing a very strange Pagan ritual where they muttered gibberish and groveled to the door and sacrificed fried chicken to it. The door-god of Moria eventually got so annoyed that it let them pass.
Where did the hobbits live? Describe the place.
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06-28-2002, 07:50 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas
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In a big, hollow tree where they bake cookies.
------------------------- Who were the servants of the Nine Rings of Men?
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