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Everdawn · 12-22-2003, 08:28 PM

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-Everyone always ignores Legolas. 'A shadow and a threat has been...' 'shut up'. 'We should not lin...' 'I thought I told you to shut up.'

Poor Legsie, he will surely need a shrink after the War is over...

Great Things we have learnt also are that

** Elves and Dwarves in happy moods when together are quite humerous.

** No matter where Legolas should journey he always always has prefect hair, if only we should all be so lucky.

** PJ may do what he likes and where he likes in these movies.

** The bulk of Rohirrim horsemen are medically challenged as they cannot tell when one is alive or dead, for that a Prince must come and make sure they dont bury someone (not mentioning any names: Éowyn) alive.

** Same goes for the Servants of Denethor (Apart form the prince coming bit)

Finwe · 12-22-2003, 09:31 PM

- When a Hobbit gives up the last of his pipeweed to his friend, you know that said friend is truly in dire straits (OR is a tobacco addict! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

- Elves' hair doesn't grow in strands like Human hair. It grows in flat bunches that look like extensions, and flaps around while they fight.

- Horses can charge down an 80 degree slope while carrying LOTS of Men in armor, but never trip.

- Bad guys drop their weapons at the sight of bright, shiny, white Gandalf.

- Men are stupid. They'll keep firing useless arrows at the extremely thick siege engines until a wizard tells them to fire at the un-armored (un-armored, mind you!) Trolls, pushing said siege engines.

- Men love pointy things. Just look at the expression on Aragorn's face when he gets Anduril. "OOOOOOO...... Pointyyyy!!!!!!!"

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 12-28-2003, 04:29 PM

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- Men love pointy things. Just look at the expression on Aragorn's face when he gets Anduril. "OOOOOOO...... Pointyyyy!!!!!!!"

Or when he gets his knife from Celeborn.... Or hobbits, for that matter, when they get their various swords and knives..... Or Boromir, when he sees the Shards of Narsil and must test the sharpness...

-Hobbits survive on burning pyres, but humans don't.

-Injured people heal amazingly quickly (I know this will be amended by the Houses of Healing in the EE).

-Getting your arm basically crushed by a mace really isn't a serious injury.

12-22-2003, 09:31 PM	#42
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	- When a Hobbit gives up the last of his pipeweed to his friend, you know that said friend is truly in dire straits (OR is a tobacco addict! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) - Elves' hair doesn't grow in strands like Human hair. It grows in flat bunches that look like extensions, and flaps around while they fight. - Horses can charge down an 80 degree slope while carrying LOTS of Men in armor, but never trip. - Bad guys drop their weapons at the sight of bright, shiny, white Gandalf. - Men are stupid. They'll keep firing useless arrows at the extremely thick siege engines until a wizard tells them to fire at the un-armored (un-armored, mind you!) Trolls, pushing said siege engines. - Men love pointy things. Just look at the expression on Aragorn's face when he gets Anduril. "OOOOOOO...... Pointyyyy!!!!!!!" __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.