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Helkahothion · 01-22-2003, 01:48 PM

Here I go again,

They reich the stairs and go stand with there back's together.

p:Why are we standing like this? We do not know anything about defending.

s [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]o we HAVE to keep mentioning the script? This is starting to look like some Rip-of from a movie.

f:Oh my gawd! There they are.

The ringwraiths enter the ring.
The Hobbit's start laughing.

R#1: What?! What is it?

f:I notice that you have been out of Arda for a long time. I mean, for god sake. Black is so pass?.

r#1:Hey don't tease us. We don't have a choice. Sauron makes us wear these things. We are slaves to his will remember?

m:Hmmm sad, very pityful.

s:Back you devil's.

r#1: Can't we all just get along? Just give us that ring and no one get's hurt.

f:Sorry the ring is mine. Finder's keepers.

m:Yeah! Go pick on someone your own size.

Strider walks in the ring screaming and charges the wraiths.

r#1: Hey wait you moron. That little guy is supposed to be invissible and I should stab him with a poisones blade and cause a wound that you can't cure and will almost defenetly lead to his death.

Strider: Hm sorry.

Strider back's of in a corner and wait's till Frodo reappears with a lethal wound. Frodo comes back and strider scares the ringwraiths away.

Strider:Boo!!!!

RW's: IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEHHHHHHHHH

Strider walks over to Frodo.

f:G*dd*mnit. Peter, you @ss. They used a real Morg?l blade.

PJ:Sorry Eli... uhm Frodo.

carrie on from there. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

And people. Stop b*tching about a name. There are PM's for such things. Firsth one get's to keep the name. And sig's can be similar.

Greetings,

Anuion
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ElentariGreenleaf · 01-22-2003, 03:53 PM

Strider: He has been stabbed by some silly old Mordorish blade and I cna't cure him.
S: OH NO! He's going cold..... oh well. Lets make him ride a pony *Bill suddenly appears* for 16 days.
F: And I won't say when I feel like I'm about to die and make the whole situation worse!
Strider: And I'll talk to Frodo occasionly, being completely blind and not noticing how bad he looks.
M: and I'll do nothing
P: And I'll say stupid comments which depress every one!
Strider: Agreed?
f,s,m,p: Agreed!

Blue Elf · 01-22-2003, 05:17 PM

....the way we are treating the characters, they're sure to quit on us...

Poor, poor Frodo. Maybe he'll die, and then we won't have to worry about dramatic drowning scenes anymore!!

Those were funny, btw!!

Bekah · 01-22-2003, 06:19 PM

I have to agree there! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~ Elentari (aka Bekah)

P.S. I promise I'll stop bi*ching about who gets Elentari for a name - as long as I can keep it!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] No, seriously, I don't really mind Elentari Greenleaf being Elentari as long as I can be Elentari as well.

Oh goody, they put asterisks in automatically when you swear. I'm not being sarcastic here, I really do think that's good. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-23-2003, 02:21 AM

so the partial Fellowship makes their way towards Rivendell. Frodo keeps making weird noises so Strider stops to find some stuff to shove in his mouth so he will shut up. he and sam go off lookin for it.
Strider finally finds some non poisonous (or so he hopes) weedy things.
Strider: Hi Glorfy.
Glorfindel comes out of hte bushes.
Glorf: Damnit Ara-Strider! I was supposed to surprise you!
Strider: Too bad. Ha ha loser.
Glor: Shutup. Where's the noisy hairy thing?
Strider: Bill's back with the hobbits.
Glor: NOO stupid! I mean Frodo.....*mumbles something about too much pipeweed*
Stri:What was that?
Glor: Uh...nohting. Lets just get Frodo to Rivendell. *under his breath* Silly twit.
Stri: I heard that.
Glo: What? I didnt say anything...what? *tries to look innocent...but needless to say he doesnt succeed.
S: Well ive been trying to get Frodo to shut up but he wont.
G: Its okay ill put him on Asfaloth and then he'll take him to Rivendell and we'll never have to hear those annoying sounds again!
S: Theyre gonna kill him? YESS! I mean--what a pity. *snicker snicker*
G: Gawd, are you stupider than i thought?
S: Maybe...never checked.
G: *siiigh* Elrond's going to CURE him Ara-Strider!
so Glorf and Strider go back to the hobbits.

Blue Elf · 01-23-2003, 01:25 PM

Love Glorfindel's description of Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Actually, that whole part would work beautifully with the bad FotR captions site, one of them saying something along the lines of "Soon you will be dead" instead of "Soon you would have been dead". But those aren't exact quotes cause I don't remember it correctly...

That was soooo funny. But if they really want Frodo gone, the correct thing is to take a voodoo of him. Voodoos are the solution to everything. I'm trying to make a voodoo of my brother.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Well, that was hilarious!!

dragoneyes · 01-23-2003, 01:25 PM

*Glorfindel picks up Frodo and puts him on Asfaloth*
Glorfy: *in Elvish* Right, Asfaloth, you go ride to the Rivendell and we'll follow you at an all too leisurely pace.
Asfaloth: You're lumbering me with him? Damnit!
Bill: Hey, at least you've got one ill, thin hobbit there instead of four hungry hobbits' supplies!
Asfaloth: Yeah, but I'm a pure Thoroughbred!
Bill: So?
Asfaloth: You're just a pack pony, not nearly as well bred as me!
Bill: If Sam wasn't standing between me and you, I'd charge at you.
Asfaloth: So what if Sam's standing in the way?
Bill: I'd probably trip over him.
Asfaloth: Hmmmm, must all be part of being a mongrel.
Bill: *mumbles something about being inbred*
*meanwhile Strider and Glorfy have been chatting about the weather in Elvish*
Pippin: What do you think they're saying?
Merry: Must be really important.
Strider: *Elvish* They say it's going to rain tomorrow.
Glorfy: *Elvish* Really? Darn, well there go my plans for a BBQ!
Sam: Hey! Have you decided on anything yet?
Strider: Hmmm? What? Oh, right, yeah we're sending Frodo off to Rivendell.
*Smacks Asfaloth who bolts off*
Sam: Those wraiths are out there!
*Strider and Glorfy look at each other*
Strider, Glorfy: Your point?
*the group walk slowly after Asfaloth*
Glorfy: *sniffs* You guys stink! Maybe Arwen had the right idea...

Blue Elf · 01-23-2003, 04:09 PM

This story isn't very nice to Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I just wanted to add in one phrase...

Sam: ...he's gone...
Merry: Oh, don't be so sad, I'm sure he'll make it to Rivendell just fine.
Sam: That's what I'm afraid of.

dragoneyes · 01-23-2003, 04:13 PM

That's just downright nasty! At least Merry and Pippin still like Frodo.

Bekah · 01-23-2003, 04:28 PM

Hah! Now, let's see...how about we make Merry a really treacherous criminal, and Pippin is his not so good pupil - the meaning going both ways!! Oh, I'm so horrible sometimes... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-23-2003, 09:31 PM

hehe! these are fun!
the Wraiths are chasing after Frodo and Asfaloth, and F&A finally make it to the Ford. They cross it.
Frodo: Haha loser Wraiths! YOU ALL SUCK!
Wraith2: Hissss...Bagginsssss....
All the Wraiths give Frodo the finger and begin to cross the water.
Frodo: CRAP! Asfaloth, bear me away!!
Asfaloth: Are you kidding me? Im sick of "bearing you away". Screw this, im going home!
He bucks Frodo off and gallops away.
Frodo: #^@^$%^&%^*^&*$#!!#$@$#@$@#!!!!
Wraiths: Our earssssss, ourr virginn earsssss...*gallop away on the horses*
Frodo: You guys are virgins! HA! LOSERS! Oh no, I feel faint. Why can't I feel my arm? Hey its cold! cool! Oh no Im blind!
Frodo (wuss) faints. He wakes up in Rivendell.
Frodo: Mmphj, jflk, garhhg..whut? HUUH? What?
Gandalf: What?
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: What?
Two hours later...
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Okay lets stop now.
Frodo: Gandalf....how did I get here?
Gandalf: I dont know. Even the writer of this section doesnt know.
Frodo: Oookay...
Gandalf: *ahem* prancing pony...
Frodo: Oh yeah! Gandalf you twit! Why the hell didnt you meet us in Bree?
Gandalf: I went to Saruman's and he made me stay in his tower because he was lonely and he wanted a slumber party. Then I whacked him with a Malibu Barbie and escaped. Now we're going to a council *under his breath* you stupid little hobbit.
Frodo: What?
Gandalf: Dont start that again!
Pippin: Yeah, stupid!
Gandalf and Frodo look at Pippin.
Frodo: What the..? Why are you here?
Pippin: I followed the smell of ale.
Gandalf: heh heh....what ale? There's no ale in here...heh heh heh *looks about shiftily*

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Blue Elf · 01-23-2003, 10:51 PM

Wait, so now we have Merry's school of evil and his pupil Pippin?? Real weird. **pictures Merry in a dark castle, cackling, and Pippin joining the cackling...**

And, oh, that chapter (what else do I call it?) was so funny!! And I tell you how Frodo got in Rivendell...ever seen the Emperor's New Groove? There's a part at the end, and no one can figure out how they got there first, and bla bla bla, am I making any sense? I don't think I am...

Fine, then. A gaint pegasus swoops up, thinking Frodo is a Barbie doll, realizes he isn't and drops him right of Gandalf's head!! Makes perfect sense to me!!

Sorry for being so mean to Frodo. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ...Well, not really [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Bekah · 01-23-2003, 11:24 PM

No, no, no! Think of it more like...Watson [tried] to learn detective skills from Sherlosck Holmes by watching him...or Hopkins doing the same. Except in this case, Pippin is watching Merry do all his blackmail and whatnot, trying (n.b. trying) to copy him...with a couple of hints from Merry. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Sorry about the Sherlock Holmes example. It's one of the several books I'm reading at the moment.

~ Bekah, Elentari...which basically means 'Bekah, Queen of the Stars' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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dragoneyes · 01-25-2003, 01:39 PM

someone wanted to do the council and things, I think we're waiting for you, or is it Many Meetings first?

Blue Elf · 01-25-2003, 01:45 PM

I was wondering myself. I'm doing the council, but Many Meetings is first.....I actually checked the book...

Bekah · 01-25-2003, 09:25 PM

Oops, sorry, I wasn't able to read my posts 'cos I was asleep, then away, and then the computer went and played up on me. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] And I've still got a couple more posts to read and a visitor who's a potential barrowdowner. But I promise I'll write Many Meetings before I go to bed tonight. Sorry for any inconvienience.

Bekah · 01-26-2003, 12:42 AM

Right...somehow, they manage to stagger tipsily to the council.

Elrond: Right. There was something imprtant I had to tell you. Oh, yeah, there's visitors. I have a feeling that wasn't it, but everyone, that's Boromir with the great big shield, and that's Gimli, son of Gloin, remember him? He's the one with the axe... I mean that one with the axe...oh Gimli, just stand up, will you? *Gimli stands up* Thanks. And, there was that pret...the elf from Mirkwood, Lego-lass over there, the one with the nice...erm, clothes.

Gandalf, in a stage whisper: The ring..."one of you must do this"...

Elrond: Erm, yes, that's right. A certain ring is here. With Frodo. Be a good chap and put it on that thing over there, will you? *Frodo does so, reluctantly* Yes, now, you see, that thing on the thingy will have to be...what's the word...destroyed. And one of you will have to do it. And the only way it can be destroyed is by putting it in the fire of Orodruin. *someone asks where Orodruin is* Ahh, well you fellows might know it better by the name of Mt. Doom. *Someone asks where that is again* Erm...well, to tell you the truth...Mordor. So, can we have some volunteers, please?

Gimli: Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I reckon Elrond should do it. I mean, he seems happy enough to send everyone but himself to certain death and torture...

*General cries of "Yes, good idea, absolutely etc."*

Elrond, obviously uncomfortable: Me? Do you mean me? Well, um, I would really be bad for such a job...I'm thousands of years old, you know, got a bit of rheumatism...*makes an exaggerated show of general oldness* I mean, come on...

Gandalf: Look, Frodo's supposed to take the ring. I'm almost sure of it. I'll check the script...*checks the script*...yes, Frodo's supposed to go. Along with *reads out the companions from the script* 'Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, Lego-lass and...erm...um...

Everyone: Yes?

Gandalf, obviously agitated: Um...no one else.

*General disbelief*

Gandalf: Well...

*Arwen, clad in all sorts of knives, comes in*

Arwen: Whadimiss? Whadimiss? Sorry I'm a bit late, folks...

Frodo: She's not s'posed to be here! Elrond, tell her!

Elrond: Arwen, you're not supposed to be at the council.

Arwen: Oh, Dad, please...I promise not to touch any weapons for a week.

Elrond: No.

Arwen: A month?

Elrond: No, sorry Arwen honey, it's just not in the script.

*Arwen storms out*

Oh well, I'm tired. Can someone else finish the council? By the way, if you haven't guessed already, I've just made Lego-lass a girl. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

~ Elentari

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Blue Elf · 01-26-2003, 01:00 AM

Weren't you going to do Many Meetings??

**is confused**

Oh well, I don't mind, since that was funny. You are SOOO mean to Legolas. Oh well, so am I [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Elrond: Wait, so far we only have eight people coming....someone is missing. There were nine in the script I'm sure!!

(Arwen enters)

Elrond: No, not you Arwen.

(Arwen leaves, pouting)

Gandalf: No, no, there was no one else. Really.

Elrond: (grabs the script) Waaait!! You're supposed to go!!

Gandalf: NO!! I mean.......um....

Elrond: Fraidy cat!!

Gandalf: Not that. But I read ahead in the script, and apperantly I have to fight a big, scary Balrog. (starts crying)

Lego-lass: Oh don't cry!! Heeeey!! You made me a girl!!

Blue Elf: No, I didn't. But you don't want to be a girl?

Lego-Lass: No, girls are mean!!

Blue Elf: We aren't. Well, sometimes...but it wouldn't be funny if you weren't a girl...
Not to mention, I was planning on you and Gimli getting married...

Gimli: But I'm a girl!!

(Everyone): What??!???

Gimli: Yes...got a problem?

(Everyone): No, no...

Lego-lass: See, he's, uh, she's a girl, so I can't be if I'm going to marry him. Her. It.

Blue Elf: (grumbling) Fine, fine, you win.

Legolas: Yay!! I'm a guy!!

Gandalf: Yes *snicker* you are.

Legolas: Why is everyone laughing? (looks at himself) OH MY ERU!! I'M STILL IN A DRESS!! (blushes and runs into the dressing room)

Elrond: Hooo kay....um, request?

Blue Elf: Yes?

Elrond: No more intrusions by the author please...

Blue Elf: Meanie.

Elrond: Thank you. Okay, the council's over...coffee in the dining room!!

(in Bilbo's room)

Bilbo: I have something to give to you, Frodo.

Frodo: And...?

Bilbo: (falling asleep) Nwa?? (wakes up) Oh yes...here, for you. (gives Frodo a package)

Frodo: Ooh! Pwetty jacket!!

Bilbo: Yeah, it's mithril. Pretty tough stuff. Oh, here you can have my sword, Sting. I wired it with explosives just for you....um, I mean, it's engraved for you...yeah!!

Frodo: Ooh!! Pwetty!! (takes it all)

Bilbo: Can I see your Ring in return?

Frodo: Ooh!! Pwet--I mean, uh....is that in the script? (checks) Oh, of course.

Bilbo: GARAGLE!!!! (does the monster-y thing)

Frodo: AAAH!!

Bilbo: AAH!!

Frodo: AAH!!

Bilbo: Quit it!! Um, okay, you'd better be on your way then.

Frodo: Sure. Bye bye.

and so the Fellowship left, walking dramatically into the sunset (though in was still afternoon)...

Was that chapter even a little funny?

Who's turn is it next?

Bekah · 01-26-2003, 01:08 AM

Yes, it was hilarious. But...I wanted Legolas to be a girl!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] *bursts into tears*

Don't know why I didn't do Many Meetings. At least you got to finish the council and all. The main reason I wanted to do MM was to do introductions though, and I did that at the council.

Should be funny having a girl dwarf! Anyone read 'Feet of Clay', by Terry Pratchett? If you haven't, I suggest you do. Poor Cheery Littlebottom...

I really wanted to have Arwen sneak out after them and join up. Two girl elves
(Lego-lass and Arwen) who hang out. Oh, well...*chuckles at the thought of the dwarf* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lots of love and God bless,

~ Elentari

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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-27-2003, 01:20 AM

So the Fellowship continues into the afternoon sunset (Go figure) and finally they get to a place with a lot of boulders.
Boromir teaches Pip and Merry how to swordfight.
Boromir: Move your feet...that's better.
Pippin: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Merry: Mwa ha ha ha ha
Sam: What in Middle-Earth is THAT??
Gimli: Looks like Saruman's having a BBQ!!
Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! That isnt smoke, tis Crebain! Aw, crap now I have to go under a rock...*grumble grumble* just got my robe dry cleaned...gya' she...
They all hide under rocks and stuff and the Crebain fly over head.
Crebain: Idiots. I can see them through the bushes.
Voice: Gya' she!! mwa ha ha ha ha

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Bekah · 01-27-2003, 12:25 PM

Look, if these people were going to swear, they wouldn't swear in English. So can we not have these kind of words?

~ Elentari (the other one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-27-2003, 12:30 PM

Sorry.....i forgot about the children
Somebody please think of the children!!!
at least i did... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bekah · 01-27-2003, 12:33 PM

Hah! So how old are you, non-child?

I noticed you edited your message...thank you! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

~ Elentari

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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-28-2003, 12:27 PM

i am the child who is not a child! bwa ha ha ha ha
actually im 14
anyways here i go again because i have nothing better to do...my tummy hurts so im stayin home [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
So the Fellowship vies(sp?) to go over Caradhras, but the mountain gets mad at them and throws big snowballs on their heads. So they decide to go into Moria but the water thingy grabs Frodo and the doors collapse so they are trapped.

dragoneyes · 01-28-2003, 02:29 PM

Woah! That was a tad rushed!

Helkahothion · 01-28-2003, 02:31 PM

Hm short but Powerfull I I might say,

Ill continue from the moments when all light faints.

Pippin (sings): Baby when the lights go off Tararara!

Gandalf:Be quite fool of a Took. You will lead the Orc's here.

*They walk along and reich the spot where Gandalf doesn't remember where he is.

Gimli (mutters): Bah I don't know why I boteered to go with this little camping tour. The catering stinks the member's are to little and the camp guide has not got a clue where he is going.

*Thunder strikes and Gimli fall's down beardless.*

Gimli: Crap that hurts you idiot!

Gandalf: Be quite now it is a four day yourney to the other side.

Continue from there.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Bekah · 01-28-2003, 05:12 PM

This is the second time you've spelt 'reach' wrong, Anuion. You do know how it's spelt, don't you?

Child who's not a child, Horsemaiden? Oh well, it's just as nutty as non-child, I guess... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~ Elentari, the second (I think! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-28-2003, 10:16 PM

Aye, that is me. But I am quite nutty myself. Heh heh... oh No i just read the saddest story about Haldir and his love....Eru, it made me heavy-hearted...

Bekah · 02-10-2003, 10:13 PM

Right...I consider it my duty to resurrect this thread! So I am. And I'll post later.

~ Elentari II

Helkahothion · 02-11-2003, 01:39 PM

Hmph,

*Taps fingers*

I was kinda wondering where everybody went myslef.

Greetings,

Anuion
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dragoneyes · 02-11-2003, 01:46 PM

huh! I didn't see you posting here!

Helkahothion · 02-11-2003, 01:49 PM

Dear Dragoneyes,

I was waiting for the others smart mouth.

Greetings,

Anuion.

P.S. I'm not mad sweety.
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ElentariGreenleaf · 02-11-2003, 02:49 PM

I think everyone else was too.

Bekah · 02-11-2003, 04:28 PM

Which was pretty silly. I think there's a saying "If you want something done, do it yourself." Oh well...

I guess we should get on track and continue ripping the story off, otherwise the Barrow-wight will probably dislike this thread and close it.

~ Elentari II

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-11-2003, 06:41 PM

so the Fellowship continues through Moria. When suddenly Gimli spazzes out on them and runs toward a chamber.
Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! Get back here!!
Gimli stops at a stone coffin.
Gimli: Waaaah!!! *sniff slobber slobber* WAAAAAAAH!
Gandalf: Quiet, you! Ahem ahem...'Here lies Balin, son of Fundin. Lord of Moria.'
Gimli: WAAAH!
Gandalf: QUIET! I'm not done. Ahem Ahem...'P.S. Gimli smells like old cheese! Bwahaha!'
Gimli: WHAT?!? That insolent...grrrrrumble grumble grr snarrl drool.
Pippin: Shut up. I have to knock a skeleton down a well. DOOSH! *skeleton goes flying* Bwahaha! Take that, bonesy!
The Fellowship stops chatting and stands in terrified silence as a distant noise grows louder...
Come, children! We must make new friends. Ah, my nose.
(A/N My MSN name is For Valentine's Day, Michael Jackson wants a box of chocolates and a dozen noses. Hahaha!! Love it! Sorry. Aaaanyways...)
Fellowship: NOOOOO!!! NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!! AAAAAAAAAH!

Hirilaelin · 02-12-2003, 04:03 PM

*in important voice* I am here to revive this thread! Post people, post!

Hirilaelin, Dragon Sorceress of Doom

Bekah · 02-12-2003, 04:05 PM

Did it get shunted down again? I didn't notice...

dragoneyes · 02-13-2003, 07:10 PM

I'm tired so this could possibly be a little strange...

*the fellowship get over the fright of Michael Jackson*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Pippin: Errmmmm, next time? You plan on coming here again?
Gandalf: Well, it's quite nice when not infested with orcs and other such nasty things
Pippin: If you say so...
Gandalf: Yes I do! Now, hark! There are drums beating far away!
Gimli: Drums in the deep! We are doomed!
Boromir: A couple of drums and you think we're doomed?
Legolas: Weirdo dwarf!
Gimli: Is it gang up on the dwarf day today?
Aragorn: It is everyday, twit.
*Gimli continues crying*
Sam: Frodo! Your sword! It's glowing blue!
Frodo: That must mean...
Everyone excluding Legolas who is filing his nails: ORCS!
Legolas: *Looks up* Oh. What? Oh right, yeah, yrch.
Gandalf: Quickly! we must fight before we realise there is a perfectly good escape route over there!
Sam: Where?
Gandalf: Don't look! Or we shall have to use it and miss a rather thrilling battle scene.
Boromir: *runs to the door* They have a cave troll! *shuts the door*
*the troll sticks his foot through a hole in the door and Sam stabs it*
Troll: Oh you're so nasty you are! What did you go and do that for? I was only stopping the draft getting through! *runs away crying in pain*
Aragorn: What now?
Boromir: Well... we kill the orcs! You're not going to be a very good king if you can't work that out!
Aragorn: I will be a great king! The rhyme said so!
Boromir: You can't decide your entire future on a rhyme.
Aragorn: You did!
Boromir: Now that's different, that was a dream, my brother had it too y'know!
Aragorn: whatever you say!
*meanwhile orcs are storming in and everyone else s fighting desperately to fend them off*

That's enough for tonight I beleive, as my father so kindly pointed out, it is 1:00. Good night!

Bekah · 02-13-2003, 09:19 PM

1:00 am??? And you were on the computer??? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Are you in trouble, or are you just tired?

~ Elentari II, who if found on the computer at 1:00am would probably be grounded for life.

Helkahothion · 02-14-2003, 07:44 AM

Ill take it over from here Dragoneyes,

The Fellowship stabs, impales and break Orcs.

Legolas:Hey we have to get going. My nales ar dry and I want to show them of in Lothlorien.
Gandalf:You are right. Let's go guys.
Everybody runs away to the bridge and they all cross savely.
Aragorn:Hey Gandalf, get back here. You where supposed to fall of the bridge.
Gandalf realized that his sneaking away attemped failed and sighs.
Gandalf: I don't wanna fall of. It hurts.
Balrog:Is it me? What have I done wrong this time. Please let me join the fellowship. I will fit in. I promise.
Aragorn: Nope sorry. Now gandalf, would you be so kind to fall into the shadow so we can move on?
Gandalf(like a girl): Nooooooooo I don't want to.
Gandalf tries to run away, but Frodo grabs him.
Frodo:I got him. Quickly Boromir, Aragorn trow him in.
Boromir and Gandalf grab Gandlaf and trow him in.
Gandalf:Fool of a Baggins. You will pay dearly for this.
Frodo laughs evily and shows the ring.
Frodo:Bring it on Mithadan.
The fellowship rushes of and reich the outskirts of the Mountain.

Greetings,

Anuion
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01-22-2003, 01:48 PM	#41
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Here I go again, They reich the stairs and go stand with there back's together. p:Why are we standing like this? We do not know anything about defending. s [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]o we HAVE to keep mentioning the script? This is starting to look like some Rip-of from a movie. f:Oh my gawd! There they are. The ringwraiths enter the ring. The Hobbit's start laughing. R#1: What?! What is it? f:I notice that you have been out of Arda for a long time. I mean, for god sake. Black is so pass?. r#1:Hey don't tease us. We don't have a choice. Sauron makes us wear these things. We are slaves to his will remember? m:Hmmm sad, very pityful. s:Back you devil's. r#1: Can't we all just get along? Just give us that ring and no one get's hurt. f:Sorry the ring is mine. Finder's keepers. m:Yeah! Go pick on someone your own size. Strider walks in the ring screaming and charges the wraiths. r#1: Hey wait you moron. That little guy is supposed to be invissible and I should stab him with a poisones blade and cause a wound that you can't cure and will almost defenetly lead to his death. Strider: Hm sorry. Strider back's of in a corner and wait's till Frodo reappears with a lethal wound. Frodo comes back and strider scares the ringwraiths away. Strider:Boo!!!! RW's: IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEHHHHHHHHH Strider walks over to Frodo. f:Gddmnit. Peter, you @ss. They used a real Morg?l blade. PJ:Sorry Eli... uhm Frodo. carrie on from there. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] And people. Stop btching about a name. There are PM's for such things. Firsth one get's to keep the name. And sig's can be similar. Greetings, Anuion ________ Easy vape Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:37 AM.*

01-22-2003, 03:53 PM	#42
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Strider: He has been stabbed by some silly old Mordorish blade and I cna't cure him. S: OH NO! He's going cold..... oh well. Lets make him ride a pony Bill suddenly appears for 16 days. F: And I won't say when I feel like I'm about to die and make the whole situation worse! Strider: And I'll talk to Frodo occasionly, being completely blind and not noticing how bad he looks. M: and I'll do nothing P: And I'll say stupid comments which depress every one! Strider: Agreed? f,s,m,p: Agreed! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-22-2003, 05:17 PM	#43
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	....the way we are treating the characters, they're sure to quit on us... Poor, poor Frodo. Maybe he'll die, and then we won't have to worry about dramatic drowning scenes anymore!! Those were funny, btw!! __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-22-2003, 06:19 PM	#44
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I have to agree there! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~ Elentari (aka Bekah) P.S. I promise I'll stop bi*ching about who gets Elentari for a name - as long as I can keep it!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] No, seriously, I don't really mind Elentari Greenleaf being Elentari as long as I can be Elentari as well. Oh goody, they put asterisks in automatically when you swear. I'm not being sarcastic here, I really do think that's good. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] [ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-23-2003, 02:21 AM	#45
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	so the partial Fellowship makes their way towards Rivendell. Frodo keeps making weird noises so Strider stops to find some stuff to shove in his mouth so he will shut up. he and sam go off lookin for it. Strider finally finds some non poisonous (or so he hopes) weedy things. Strider: Hi Glorfy. Glorfindel comes out of hte bushes. Glorf: Damnit Ara-Strider! I was supposed to surprise you! Strider: Too bad. Ha ha loser. Glor: Shutup. Where's the noisy hairy thing? Strider: Bill's back with the hobbits. Glor: NOO stupid! I mean Frodo.....mumbles something about too much pipeweed Stri:What was that? Glor: Uh...nohting. Lets just get Frodo to Rivendell. under his breath Silly twit. Stri: I heard that. Glo: What? I didnt say anything...what? tries to look innocent...but needless to say he doesnt succeed. S: Well ive been trying to get Frodo to shut up but he wont. G: Its okay ill put him on Asfaloth and then he'll take him to Rivendell and we'll never have to hear those annoying sounds again! S: Theyre gonna kill him? YESS! I mean--what a pity. snicker snicker* G: Gawd, are you stupider than i thought? S: Maybe...never checked. G: siiigh Elrond's going to CURE him Ara-Strider! so Glorf and Strider go back to the hobbits. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-23-2003, 01:25 PM	#46
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Love Glorfindel's description of Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Actually, that whole part would work beautifully with the bad FotR captions site, one of them saying something along the lines of "Soon you will be dead" instead of "Soon you would have been dead". But those aren't exact quotes cause I don't remember it correctly... That was soooo funny. But if they really want Frodo gone, the correct thing is to take a voodoo of him. Voodoos are the solution to everything. I'm trying to make a voodoo of my brother.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Well, that was hilarious!! __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-23-2003, 01:25 PM	#47
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Glorfindel picks up Frodo and puts him on Asfaloth Glorfy: in Elvish Right, Asfaloth, you go ride to the Rivendell and we'll follow you at an all too leisurely pace. Asfaloth: You're lumbering me with him? Damnit! Bill: Hey, at least you've got one ill, thin hobbit there instead of four hungry hobbits' supplies! Asfaloth: Yeah, but I'm a pure Thoroughbred! Bill: So? Asfaloth: You're just a pack pony, not nearly as well bred as me! Bill: If Sam wasn't standing between me and you, I'd charge at you. Asfaloth: So what if Sam's standing in the way? Bill: I'd probably trip over him. Asfaloth: Hmmmm, must all be part of being a mongrel. Bill: mumbles something about being inbred meanwhile Strider and Glorfy have been chatting about the weather in Elvish Pippin: What do you think they're saying? Merry: Must be really important. Strider: Elvish They say it's going to rain tomorrow. Glorfy: Elvish Really? Darn, well there go my plans for a BBQ! Sam: Hey! Have you decided on anything yet? Strider: Hmmm? What? Oh, right, yeah we're sending Frodo off to Rivendell. Smacks Asfaloth who bolts off Sam: Those wraiths are out there! Strider and Glorfy look at each other Strider, Glorfy: Your point? the group walk slowly after Asfaloth Glorfy: sniffs You guys stink! Maybe Arwen had the right idea... __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-23-2003, 04:09 PM	#48
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	This story isn't very nice to Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I just wanted to add in one phrase... Sam: ...he's gone... Merry: Oh, don't be so sad, I'm sure he'll make it to Rivendell just fine. Sam: That's what I'm afraid of. __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-23-2003, 04:13 PM	#49
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	That's just downright nasty! At least Merry and Pippin still like Frodo. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-23-2003, 04:28 PM	#50
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Hah! Now, let's see...how about we make Merry a really treacherous criminal, and Pippin is his not so good pupil - the meaning going both ways!! Oh, I'm so horrible sometimes... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-23-2003, 09:31 PM	#51
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	hehe! these are fun! the Wraiths are chasing after Frodo and Asfaloth, and F&A finally make it to the Ford. They cross it. Frodo: Haha loser Wraiths! YOU ALL SUCK! Wraith2: Hissss...Bagginsssss.... All the Wraiths give Frodo the finger and begin to cross the water. Frodo: CRAP! Asfaloth, bear me away!! Asfaloth: Are you kidding me? Im sick of "bearing you away". Screw this, im going home! He bucks Frodo off and gallops away. Frodo: #^@^$%^&%^^&$#!!#$@$#@$@#!!!! Wraiths: Our earssssss, ourr virginn earsssss...gallop away on the horses Frodo: You guys are virgins! HA! LOSERS! Oh no, I feel faint. Why can't I feel my arm? Hey its cold! cool! Oh no Im blind! Frodo (wuss) faints. He wakes up in Rivendell. Frodo: Mmphj, jflk, garhhg..whut? HUUH? What? Gandalf: What? Frodo: What? Gandalf: What? Two hours later... Frodo: What? Gandalf: Okay lets stop now. Frodo: Gandalf....how did I get here? Gandalf: I dont know. Even the writer of this section doesnt know. Frodo: Oookay... Gandalf: ahem prancing pony... Frodo: Oh yeah! Gandalf you twit! Why the hell didnt you meet us in Bree? Gandalf: I went to Saruman's and he made me stay in his tower because he was lonely and he wanted a slumber party. Then I whacked him with a Malibu Barbie and escaped. Now we're going to a council under his breath you stupid little hobbit. Frodo: What? Gandalf: Dont start that again! Pippin: Yeah, stupid! Gandalf and Frodo look at Pippin. Frodo: What the..? Why are you here? Pippin: I followed the smell of ale. Gandalf: heh heh....what ale? There's no ale in here...heh heh heh looks about shiftily [ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-23-2003, 10:51 PM	#52
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Wait, so now we have Merry's school of evil and his pupil Pippin?? Real weird. pictures Merry in a dark castle, cackling, and Pippin joining the cackling... And, oh, that chapter (what else do I call it?) was so funny!! And I tell you how Frodo got in Rivendell...ever seen the Emperor's New Groove? There's a part at the end, and no one can figure out how they got there first, and bla bla bla, am I making any sense? I don't think I am... Fine, then. A gaint pegasus swoops up, thinking Frodo is a Barbie doll, realizes he isn't and drops him right of Gandalf's head!! Makes perfect sense to me!! Sorry for being so mean to Frodo. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ...Well, not really [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-23-2003, 11:24 PM	#53
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	No, no, no! Think of it more like...Watson [tried] to learn detective skills from Sherlosck Holmes by watching him...or Hopkins doing the same. Except in this case, Pippin is watching Merry do all his blackmail and whatnot, trying (n.b. trying) to copy him...with a couple of hints from Merry. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Sorry about the Sherlock Holmes example. It's one of the several books I'm reading at the moment. ~ Bekah, Elentari...which basically means 'Bekah, Queen of the Stars' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ January 24, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-25-2003, 01:39 PM	#54
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	someone wanted to do the council and things, I think we're waiting for you, or is it Many Meetings first? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-25-2003, 01:45 PM	#55
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	I was wondering myself. I'm doing the council, but Many Meetings is first.....I actually checked the book... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-25-2003, 09:25 PM	#56
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Oops, sorry, I wasn't able to read my posts 'cos I was asleep, then away, and then the computer went and played up on me. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] And I've still got a couple more posts to read and a visitor who's a potential barrowdowner. But I promise I'll write Many Meetings before I go to bed tonight. Sorry for any inconvienience. __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-26-2003, 12:42 AM	#57
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Right...somehow, they manage to stagger tipsily to the council. Elrond: Right. There was something imprtant I had to tell you. Oh, yeah, there's visitors. I have a feeling that wasn't it, but everyone, that's Boromir with the great big shield, and that's Gimli, son of Gloin, remember him? He's the one with the axe... I mean that one with the axe...oh Gimli, just stand up, will you? Gimli stands up Thanks. And, there was that pret...the elf from Mirkwood, Lego-lass over there, the one with the nice...erm, clothes. Gandalf, in a stage whisper: The ring..."one of you must do this"... Elrond: Erm, yes, that's right. A certain ring is here. With Frodo. Be a good chap and put it on that thing over there, will you? Frodo does so, reluctantly Yes, now, you see, that thing on the thingy will have to be...what's the word...destroyed. And one of you will have to do it. And the only way it can be destroyed is by putting it in the fire of Orodruin. someone asks where Orodruin is Ahh, well you fellows might know it better by the name of Mt. Doom. Someone asks where that is again Erm...well, to tell you the truth...Mordor. So, can we have some volunteers, please? Gimli: Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I reckon Elrond should do it. I mean, he seems happy enough to send everyone but himself to certain death and torture... General cries of "Yes, good idea, absolutely etc." Elrond, obviously uncomfortable: Me? Do you mean me? Well, um, I would really be bad for such a job...I'm thousands of years old, you know, got a bit of rheumatism...makes an exaggerated show of general oldness I mean, come on... Gandalf: Look, Frodo's supposed to take the ring. I'm almost sure of it. I'll check the script...checks the script...yes, Frodo's supposed to go. Along with reads out the companions from the script 'Sam, Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Aragorn, Gimli, Lego-lass and...erm...um... Everyone: Yes? Gandalf, obviously agitated: Um...no one else. General disbelief Gandalf: Well... Arwen, clad in all sorts of knives, comes in Arwen: Whadimiss? Whadimiss? Sorry I'm a bit late, folks... Frodo: She's not s'posed to be here! Elrond, tell her! Elrond: Arwen, you're not supposed to be at the council. Arwen: Oh, Dad, please...I promise not to touch any weapons for a week. Elrond: No. Arwen: A month? Elrond: No, sorry Arwen honey, it's just not in the script. Arwen storms out Oh well, I'm tired. Can someone else finish the council? By the way, if you haven't guessed already, I've just made Lego-lass a girl. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ~ Elentari [ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-26-2003, 01:00 AM	#58
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	Weren't you going to do Many Meetings?? is confused Oh well, I don't mind, since that was funny. You are SOOO mean to Legolas. Oh well, so am I [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Elrond: Wait, so far we only have eight people coming....someone is missing. There were nine in the script I'm sure!! (Arwen enters) Elrond: No, not you Arwen. (Arwen leaves, pouting) Gandalf: No, no, there was no one else. Really. Elrond: (grabs the script) Waaait!! You're supposed to go!! Gandalf: NO!! I mean.......um.... Elrond: Fraidy cat!! Gandalf: Not that. But I read ahead in the script, and apperantly I have to fight a big, scary Balrog. (starts crying) Lego-lass: Oh don't cry!! Heeeey!! You made me a girl!! Blue Elf: No, I didn't. But you don't want to be a girl? Lego-Lass: No, girls are mean!! Blue Elf: We aren't. Well, sometimes...but it wouldn't be funny if you weren't a girl... Not to mention, I was planning on you and Gimli getting married... Gimli: But I'm a girl!! (Everyone): What??!??? Gimli: Yes...got a problem? (Everyone): No, no... Lego-lass: See, he's, uh, she's a girl, so I can't be if I'm going to marry him. Her. It. Blue Elf: (grumbling) Fine, fine, you win. Legolas: Yay!! I'm a guy!! Gandalf: Yes snicker you are. Legolas: Why is everyone laughing? (looks at himself) OH MY ERU!! I'M STILL IN A DRESS!! (blushes and runs into the dressing room) Elrond: Hooo kay....um, request? Blue Elf: Yes? Elrond: No more intrusions by the author please... Blue Elf: Meanie. Elrond: Thank you. Okay, the council's over...coffee in the dining room!! (in Bilbo's room) Bilbo: I have something to give to you, Frodo. Frodo: And...? Bilbo: (falling asleep) Nwa?? (wakes up) Oh yes...here, for you. (gives Frodo a package) Frodo: Ooh! Pwetty jacket!! Bilbo: Yeah, it's mithril. Pretty tough stuff. Oh, here you can have my sword, Sting. I wired it with explosives just for you....um, I mean, it's engraved for you...yeah!! Frodo: Ooh!! Pwetty!! (takes it all) Bilbo: Can I see your Ring in return? Frodo: Ooh!! Pwet--I mean, uh....is that in the script? (checks) Oh, of course. Bilbo: GARAGLE!!!! (does the monster-y thing) Frodo: AAAH!! Bilbo: AAH!! Frodo: AAH!! Bilbo: Quit it!! Um, okay, you'd better be on your way then. Frodo: Sure. Bye bye. and so the Fellowship left, walking dramatically into the sunset (though in was still afternoon)... Was that chapter even a little funny? Who's turn is it next? __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!

01-26-2003, 01:08 AM	#59
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Yes, it was hilarious. But...I wanted Legolas to be a girl!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] bursts into tears Don't know why I didn't do Many Meetings. At least you got to finish the council and all. The main reason I wanted to do MM was to do introductions though, and I did that at the council. Should be funny having a girl dwarf! Anyone read 'Feet of Clay', by Terry Pratchett? If you haven't, I suggest you do. Poor Cheery Littlebottom... I really wanted to have Arwen sneak out after them and join up. Two girl elves (Lego-lass and Arwen) who hang out. Oh, well...chuckles at the thought of the dwarf [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Lots of love and God bless, ~ Elentari [ January 26, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-27-2003, 01:20 AM	#60
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	So the Fellowship continues into the afternoon sunset (Go figure) and finally they get to a place with a lot of boulders. Boromir teaches Pip and Merry how to swordfight. Boromir: Move your feet...that's better. Pippin: Mwa ha ha ha ha Merry: Mwa ha ha ha ha Sam: What in Middle-Earth is THAT?? Gimli: Looks like Saruman's having a BBQ!! Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! That isnt smoke, tis Crebain! Aw, crap now I have to go under a rock...grumble grumble just got my robe dry cleaned...gya' she... They all hide under rocks and stuff and the Crebain fly over head. Crebain: Idiots. I can see them through the bushes. Voice: Gya' she!! mwa ha ha ha ha [ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] [ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-27-2003, 12:25 PM	#61
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Look, if these people were going to swear, they wouldn't swear in English. So can we not have these kind of words? ~ Elentari (the other one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-27-2003, 12:30 PM	#62
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Sorry.....i forgot about the children Somebody please think of the children!!! at least i did... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-27-2003, 12:33 PM	#63
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Hah! So how old are you, non-child? I noticed you edited your message...thank you! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ~ Elentari [ January 27, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-28-2003, 12:27 PM	#64
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	i am the child who is not a child! bwa ha ha ha ha actually im 14 anyways here i go again because i have nothing better to do...my tummy hurts so im stayin home [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] So the Fellowship vies(sp?) to go over Caradhras, but the mountain gets mad at them and throws big snowballs on their heads. So they decide to go into Moria but the water thingy grabs Frodo and the doors collapse so they are trapped. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-28-2003, 02:29 PM	#65
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Woah! That was a tad rushed! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-28-2003, 02:31 PM	#66
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Hm short but Powerfull I I might say, Ill continue from the moments when all light faints. Pippin (sings): Baby when the lights go off Tararara! Gandalf:Be quite fool of a Took. You will lead the Orc's here. They walk along and reich the spot where Gandalf doesn't remember where he is. Gimli (mutters): Bah I don't know why I boteered to go with this little camping tour. The catering stinks the member's are to little and the camp guide has not got a clue where he is going. Thunder strikes and Gimli fall's down beardless.* Gimli: Crap that hurts you idiot! Gandalf: Be quite now it is a four day yourney to the other side. Continue from there. Greetings, Anuion ________ VAPIR AIR ONE VAPORIZER Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:37 AM.

01-28-2003, 05:12 PM	#67
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	This is the second time you've spelt 'reach' wrong, Anuion. You do know how it's spelt, don't you? Child who's not a child, Horsemaiden? Oh well, it's just as nutty as non-child, I guess... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~ Elentari, the second (I think! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]) [ January 28, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

01-28-2003, 10:16 PM	#68
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Aye, that is me. But I am quite nutty myself. Heh heh... oh No i just read the saddest story about Haldir and his love....Eru, it made me heavy-hearted... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-10-2003, 10:13 PM	#69
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Right...I consider it my duty to resurrect this thread! So I am. And I'll post later. ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-11-2003, 01:39 PM	#70
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Hmph, Taps fingers I was kinda wondering where everybody went myslef. Greetings, Anuion ________ Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (als) forums Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:37 AM.

02-11-2003, 01:46 PM	#71
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	huh! I didn't see you posting here! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-11-2003, 01:49 PM	#72
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Dear Dragoneyes, I was waiting for the others smart mouth. Greetings, Anuion. P.S. I'm not mad sweety. ________ Website design Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:37 AM.

02-11-2003, 02:49 PM	#73
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	I think everyone else was too. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

02-11-2003, 04:28 PM	#74
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Which was pretty silly. I think there's a saying "If you want something done, do it yourself." Oh well... I guess we should get on track and continue ripping the story off, otherwise the Barrow-wight will probably dislike this thread and close it. ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-11-2003, 06:41 PM	#75
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	so the Fellowship continues through Moria. When suddenly Gimli spazzes out on them and runs toward a chamber. Gandalf: Fool of a Dwarf! Get back here!! Gimli stops at a stone coffin. Gimli: Waaaah!!! sniff slobber slobber WAAAAAAAH! Gandalf: Quiet, you! Ahem ahem...'Here lies Balin, son of Fundin. Lord of Moria.' Gimli: WAAAH! Gandalf: QUIET! I'm not done. Ahem Ahem...'P.S. Gimli smells like old cheese! Bwahaha!' Gimli: WHAT?!? That insolent...grrrrrumble grumble grr snarrl drool. Pippin: Shut up. I have to knock a skeleton down a well. DOOSH! skeleton goes flying Bwahaha! Take that, bonesy! The Fellowship stops chatting and stands in terrified silence as a distant noise grows louder... Come, children! We must make new friends. Ah, my nose. (A/N My MSN name is For Valentine's Day, Michael Jackson wants a box of chocolates and a dozen noses. Hahaha!! Love it! Sorry. Aaaanyways...) Fellowship: NOOOOO!!! NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!! AAAAAAAAAH! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."