Duel of Doom! - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2006, 05:46 AM

Saruman: I am the scissors that cut the net.

Kuruharan · 06-20-2006, 06:54 AM

Gandalf: I am the naughty child that ran off with the scissors.

Oddwen · 06-20-2006, 07:22 AM

Saruman: I am the naughty child's mum who spanks the naughtiness away

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2006, 07:26 AM

Gandalf: I am the iron trousers that protect the child!

Oddwen · 06-20-2006, 07:48 AM

Saruman: I am the rust that attacks the iron trousers

Holbytlass · 06-20-2006, 09:23 AM

gandalf: i am the sandpaper that rubs the rust away.

The Only Real Estel · 06-20-2006, 09:29 AM

Saruman: "I am your nerves that can't stand the sound of sandpaper scraping."

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2006, 09:40 AM

Gandalf: I am the old age and encroaching deafness that blocks out the sound.

Holbytlass · 06-20-2006, 10:47 AM

Saruman: I am arthritis that stops the fingers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2006, 10:51 AM

Gandalf: I am the elf who offers healing at (seemingly) low prices.

Kuruharan · 06-20-2006, 12:11 PM

Saruman: I am Aruman HMO which refuses to pay these seemingly low prices.

Roa_Aoife · 06-20-2006, 12:34 PM

((I hate myself for this))

Gandalf: I am the Democratic Party's campaign to put HMOs out of business.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-20-2006, 12:58 PM

Saruman: I am the tabloid scandal that puts the Democratic Party's campaign into discrepancy.

The Elf-warrior · 06-20-2006, 02:08 PM

Gandalf: I am the low credibility of tabloids!

Kuruharan · 06-20-2006, 05:32 PM

Saruman: I am the lovely journalist Amanda who has just taken a job as a reporter for The Daily Moonbat and all love me and despair, etc. This naturally raises the credibility of tabloids.

Diamond18 · 06-20-2006, 09:31 PM

Gandalf: I am the crusty old newspaper editor who fires Amanda because I am threatened by her charm.

Alcarillo · 06-20-2006, 10:26 PM

Saruman: I am the blackmail that convinces the crusty old editor not to fire Amanda.

Lhunardawen · 06-21-2006, 12:36 AM

Gandalf: I am the integrity that cannot be threatened by blackmail (even if I can be threatened by Amanda's charm

).

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 03:16 AM

Saruman: I am the Dragon’s gold used to bribe the editor.

symestreem · 06-21-2006, 05:02 AM

Gandalf: I am the termites that ate through the chest of dragon's gold and caused it to fall out en route.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 05:27 AM

I am the termite-eating monster that devours the termites.

Kuruharan · 06-21-2006, 07:44 AM

Gandalf: I am the acid-reflux disease that makes the monster very ill.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 09:00 AM

Saruman: I am the Miruvor that makes it feel better.

Oddwen · 06-21-2006, 09:20 AM

Gandalf: I am the Hobbit who drinks all the Miruvor and gets roaring drunk

Feanor of the Peredhil · 06-21-2006, 09:24 AM

Saruman: I am the next day's hangover.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 09:44 AM

Gandalf: I am the day off work that heals the pain.

Kuruharan · 06-21-2006, 09:45 AM

Saruman: I am the unkind boss who fires you for taking the day off.

Diamond18 · 06-21-2006, 11:15 AM

Gandalf: I am the freak lightening bolt from the sky which fries the unkind boss to an indiscernable crisp.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 11:30 AM

Saruman: I am the rod to conduct the lighting and the orchestra!

symestreem · 06-21-2006, 11:45 AM

Gandalf: I am the cockroaches that have chewed through the lightning bolt housing, causing it to fall off. I am also the cockroaches that infested the musicians' uniforms, causing them to be unwearable and causing much chaos and shrieking among the young female members.

the phantom · 06-21-2006, 12:08 PM

Saruman: I am the weirdo that absolutely loves roaches and chaos.

Oh- and shrieking young ladies, of course.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 06-21-2006, 12:18 PM

Gandalf: I am about to uncloak and scare the weirdo.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 12:20 PM

Saruman: I am the court order preventing uncloaking.

Valesse · 06-21-2006, 12:29 PM

Gandalf: I'm the careless assistant who shredded the court order.

the phantom · 06-21-2006, 12:33 PM

Saruman: I am the irresistably hot intern who kept the careless assistant away from his work.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 01:00 PM

Gandalf: I am the Antarctic, where she was sent to cool her down and stop setting fire to the furniture.

symestreem · 06-21-2006, 01:15 PM

Saruman: I am the combined weight of insects on Earth, whose methane emissions contribute to significant global warming and cause the Antarctic to melt.

NOTE: Uncloak and DIE!!

Valesse · 06-21-2006, 01:21 PM

Gandalf: I am the next major ice age which will negate global warming, and decimate the insect population.

Oddwen · 06-21-2006, 01:51 PM

Saruman: I am an erupting Orodruin, that ends the ice age.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-21-2006, 02:50 PM

Gandalf: I am the boulder that blocks the fire in the vent!

06-20-2006, 05:46 AM	#41
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the scissors that cut the net. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2006, 06:54 AM	#42
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the naughty child that ran off with the scissors. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-20-2006, 07:22 AM	#43
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the naughty child's mum who spanks the naughtiness away __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-20-2006, 07:26 AM	#44
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the iron trousers that protect the child! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2006, 07:48 AM	#45
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the rust that attacks the iron trousers __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-20-2006, 09:23 AM	#46
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	gandalf: i am the sandpaper that rubs the rust away. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-20-2006, 09:29 AM	#47
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "I am your nerves that can't stand the sound of sandpaper scraping."

06-20-2006, 09:40 AM	#48
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the old age and encroaching deafness that blocks out the sound. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2006, 10:47 AM	#49
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Saruman: I am arthritis that stops the fingers. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-20-2006, 10:51 AM	#50
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the elf who offers healing at (seemingly) low prices. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2006, 12:11 PM	#51
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Saruman: I am Aruman HMO which refuses to pay these seemingly low prices. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-20-2006, 12:34 PM	#52
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	((I hate myself for this)) Gandalf: I am the Democratic Party's campaign to put HMOs out of business. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

06-20-2006, 12:58 PM	#53
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the tabloid scandal that puts the Democratic Party's campaign into discrepancy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-20-2006, 02:08 PM	#54
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the low credibility of tabloids! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-20-2006, 05:32 PM	#55
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Saruman: I am the lovely journalist Amanda who has just taken a job as a reporter for The Daily Moonbat and all love me and despair, etc. This naturally raises the credibility of tabloids. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-20-2006, 09:31 PM	#56
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: I am the crusty old newspaper editor who fires Amanda because I am threatened by her charm. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

06-20-2006, 10:26 PM	#57
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the blackmail that convinces the crusty old editor not to fire Amanda.

06-21-2006, 12:36 AM	#58
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am the integrity that cannot be threatened by blackmail (even if I can be threatened by Amanda's charm ).

06-21-2006, 03:16 AM	#59
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the Dragon’s gold used to bribe the editor. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-21-2006, 05:02 AM	#60
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Gandalf: I am the termites that ate through the chest of dragon's gold and caused it to fall out en route. __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-21-2006, 05:27 AM	#61
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I am the termite-eating monster that devours the termites. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-21-2006, 07:44 AM	#62
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the acid-reflux disease that makes the monster very ill. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-21-2006, 09:00 AM	#63
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the Miruvor that makes it feel better. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-21-2006, 09:20 AM	#64
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the Hobbit who drinks all the Miruvor and gets roaring drunk __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-21-2006, 09:24 AM	#65
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Saruman: I am the next day's hangover. __________________ peace

06-21-2006, 09:44 AM	#66
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the day off work that heals the pain. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-21-2006, 09:45 AM	#67
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Saruman: I am the unkind boss who fires you for taking the day off. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

06-21-2006, 11:15 AM	#68
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: I am the freak lightening bolt from the sky which fries the unkind boss to an indiscernable crisp. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

06-21-2006, 11:30 AM	#69
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the rod to conduct the lighting and the orchestra! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-21-2006, 11:45 AM	#70
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Gandalf: I am the cockroaches that have chewed through the lightning bolt housing, causing it to fall off. I am also the cockroaches that infested the musicians' uniforms, causing them to be unwearable and causing much chaos and shrieking among the young female members. __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-21-2006, 12:08 PM	#71
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Saruman: I am the weirdo that absolutely loves roaches and chaos. Oh- and shrieking young ladies, of course. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important. Last edited by the phantom; 06-21-2006 at 12:15 PM.

06-21-2006, 12:18 PM	#72
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Gandalf: I am about to uncloak and scare the weirdo. __________________ peace

06-21-2006, 12:20 PM	#73
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the court order preventing uncloaking. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-21-2006, 12:29 PM	#74
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gandalf: I'm the careless assistant who shredded the court order. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-21-2006, 12:33 PM	#75
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Saruman: I am the irresistably hot intern who kept the careless assistant away from his work. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.