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03-21-2006, 12:59 PM | #41 |
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The Barrow-Downs:
Fresher than a rotting hyena carcass.
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03-21-2006, 02:53 PM | #42 | |
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OR Distinguishing between the Dead and the Dodo.
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03-21-2006, 05:27 PM | #43 | |
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Ramdom Titles gone crazy
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"If you do get it, you belong in a mental institution.
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03-21-2006, 09:41 PM | #44 |
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The Barrow Downs: You can't keep a dead mind down.
With no apologies to Sam Beckett. rip April 13, 1906.
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03-21-2006, 10:18 PM | #45 |
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Form, that's foul, and yet very funny!
Actually, it's not foul. Foul would be: The Barrow Downs: fresher than a duck carcass! *Groan*
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03-22-2006, 07:15 AM | #46 |
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Following on from that idea...
The Barrow Downs all that is gold does not glitter
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03-22-2006, 01:03 PM | #47 |
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The Barrow Downs:
"What have YOU got in your pocket?" OR "We're theologians of Balrogs wings... Balrogians."
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03-22-2006, 02:58 PM | #48 | |
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The Barrow Downs: Discussions of how many wights dance on the top of a barrow.
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03-22-2006, 03:03 PM | #49 |
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After reading through this entire thread, I can offer nothing more complex, nor more complimentary, than the following:
The Barrow Downs The sane need not apply
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03-22-2006, 07:48 PM | #50 | |
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Random Titles get controversial
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"Welcome to the Barrowdowns! Do you prefer Winged, or non Winged?"
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03-22-2006, 07:59 PM | #51 |
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When real life gets killing. |
03-23-2006, 12:54 AM | #52 |
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The Barrow Downs:
- "It's like Disneyland... times 10,000!" - "Insanity guaranteed!" - "No Smoking... except for that guy "
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03-23-2006, 04:59 PM | #53 |
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My 100th post!!!!!
The barrow-downs: More uncloaking jokes then you can shake a stick at!
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03-23-2006, 05:23 PM | #54 |
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There could be an essay application to get in:
1.) Balrogs. Wings/No Wings. You have to have at least 1000 words. Go. 2.) If there was a still picture of Pippin screaming while Ugluk was looking at him, how would you caption it? 3.) You are on an island with: Smaug-Elrond-Faramir-Sauron. Who do you vote off? 4.) You are called to exterminate wolves from a village that is near Minas Tirith, now the Island of Werewolves. You are teamed with a Seer, a fellow Hunter and Ranger, and about 15 crazy villagers. How do you do it? Other Rules: -Only 8 letters in your Signature. -Pay the annual Green Box Tax -Send in seperate application requesting permission to use said Avatar. You will be notified in 6-8 weeks, and there is a 23% accepted rate. The Barrow Downs ________Death At Your Door Szr660 Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:32 PM. |
03-23-2006, 05:36 PM | #55 | |
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This is somewhat off topic, but if you'll allow me:
I once did a Lord of the Rings exam ie created one. It was as follows: Quote:
And the slogan? The Barrow-Downs: you'll do the above in a real exam which you will go on to fail miserably and not care.
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03-24-2006, 12:31 AM | #56 |
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The Barrow Downs:
- Last Post wins... GO! - A mild health hazard. - Contact your doctor before using. - Better than having a fish slapped across your face... I would think.
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03-24-2006, 09:15 AM | #57 |
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The Barrow Downs
"For some reason it is more awkward and difficult to explain the Downs to co-workers than if they had caught you surfing a porn site"
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03-24-2006, 10:22 AM | #58 |
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The Barrow-Downs
I can't believe it's not Chatter
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03-26-2006, 10:43 AM | #59 |
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Dum, de, dum.
"Abandon all life, ye who enter here."
- "The Haunted Hills of Tyrn Gorthad! Now with an ice-cream stand!"
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03-26-2006, 07:21 PM | #60 |
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Random Titles get green
A wise saying from the Gamgee family:
"Who needs green thumbs when you've got green boxes?"
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03-27-2006, 02:31 AM | #61 |
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The Barrow Downs:
"The first one to say 'tra la-la-lally' gets shot." OR "Bargain Brands and Beyond!... Just don't go to that 'beyond' section! (Too much uncloaking)."
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03-27-2006, 09:43 AM | #62 |
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"Tra-La-La-Lally." You didn't expect me not to take the bait, did you?
Whispering Bones Beneath Wind and Stone.
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03-28-2006, 01:33 PM | #63 |
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*Shot* Don't worry, mark, your arm will grow back.
Anyway... The Barrow Downs: - "Not what Bilbo Baggins hates!" - "Beleriand Bafflers, Middle Earth Mirth and Sauron Shredding... What more do you want?" - "Now with free toy!" - "95% Extra free!"
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03-28-2006, 02:07 PM | #64 |
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The Barrow Downs Relationships' bane.
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03-29-2006, 02:58 AM | #65 | |
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03-29-2006, 04:21 AM | #66 |
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The Barrow Downs:
- "Captain Obvious! TO THE RESCUE!" - "Any thread that happens, happens... Any thread that in happening causes another thread to happen, causes another thread to happen. Anything that in causing another thread to happen, happens again, happens again. But not necessarily in that order."
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04-02-2006, 03:51 PM | #67 |
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The Barrowdowns: We get our exercise just by pushing our luck.
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04-03-2006, 11:40 PM | #68 |
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The Barrow Downs:
Senseless babble is our forté
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04-05-2006, 09:57 PM | #69 |
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The Barrowdowns:
- "We're so hardcore... we're underground." - "We put the Lembas in Lemba-tomy!" (*stretch..!*)
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04-06-2006, 10:16 AM | #70 |
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The Barrowdowns:
Leggy-bopper free.
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04-07-2006, 02:11 AM | #71 |
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The Barrow-Downs:
Feel free to swoon. |
04-08-2006, 02:14 PM | #72 |
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The Barrow Downs: The elves could never foresee this..
The Barrow Downs: because the council of Elrond said so.. I dunno, my creativity is crap right now...
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04-08-2006, 02:20 PM | #73 |
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Watch your language, young master Legolas.
The Barrow Downs: Not the norm' The Barrow Downs: The sort of thing your parents told you to avoid. Drugs, smoking, drinking, The Barrow Downs...
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04-08-2006, 02:22 PM | #74 | |
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04-08-2006, 02:23 PM | #75 | |
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the Bill Clinton slogan:
"That depends on what your definiton of Orc is" "It's you versus 100 non-wingers can you handle it?" "If a 1000 orcs were on your doorstep what would you do, go to the downs naturally" "A few experts a few clowns, all fun" "Forget everything you knew the Downs are now your life" "The site for the kids the D&D geeks avoid" The following has political content and opinions if you are offended by such things do not read Quote:
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04-11-2006, 05:33 PM | #76 |
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The Barrow Downs-Get 'Down' Tonight!! lol
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04-11-2006, 06:31 PM | #77 |
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Simply put:
The Barrow Downs Why not? or The Barrow Downs You'll never get out alive... or The Barrow Downs Ask not for whom the Wights poll- They poll for thee! or The Barrow Downs Find a Barrow, find a friend. or The Barrow Downs This is my social life
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04-12-2006, 02:07 AM | #78 | |
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Or is that olde timer?
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04-12-2006, 02:20 AM | #79 | |
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The Barrow Downs: Full of Olde Timers. OR The Barrow Downs: Another week, another inside joke.
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04-14-2006, 09:24 AM | #80 |
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getting cryptic
Hookbill:
Another day, another slogan. The Barrow Downs: An online Cemetary for the restless Dead
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