The Never Ending Poem... - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Thinlómien

and beholders' nightmare
was the thing laid green to their feet,

For he knew rhythm and beat!
And punk rock was the love of his heart...

So totally confused. Not sure what's green, so I'm going with hair.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu

For he knew rhythm and beat!
And punk rock was the love of his heart...

"I have but told only in part,
This tale of old" Quoth the minstrel

Holbytlass · 02-23-2006, 08:29 AM

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"I have but told only in part,
This tale of old" Quoth the minstrel

as he unrolled his thin scroll.
"The hobbit is not as he seems...

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

as he unrolled his thin scroll.
"The hobbit is not as he seems...

"As sure as the mountain gleams
"He held aloft, a sword of worth...

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

as he unrolled his thin scroll.
"The hobbit is not as he seems...

In fact he grows mannish in dreams,
In which Ents are quite short and race boats.

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

"As sure as the mountain gleams
"He held aloft, a sword of worth...

Curses! Foiled!

The hobbit has ordered "March Forth!"
And his army has turned tail and fled...

Thinlómien · 02-23-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu

And his army has turned tail and fled...

while in his imagination Bullroarer still the army led
he turned and noticed no one to follow

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Thinlómien

while in his imagination Bullroarer still the army led
he turned and noticed no one to follow

He wept when he saw that his dreams were hollow,
And crept away back to his hole.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu

He wept when he saw that his dreams were hollow,
And crept away back to his hole.

But living there was a mole
who stole his money and his house.

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But living there was a mole
who stole his money and his house.

He yelled, "You mole, you're a louse!"
And the mole replied, "One or the other, sir."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu

He yelled, "You mole, you're a louse!"
And the mole replied, "One or the other, sir."

Then they all were gone in a blur
Taken by Balrogs of wings and no wings

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Then they all were gone in a blur
Taken by Balrogs of wings and no wings

And they talked long of various things,
as at least fifty percent of them flew...

Holbytlass · 02-23-2006, 02:39 PM

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And they talked long of various things,
as at least fifty percent of them flew...

The hobbit stared at the shadowy hue,
of those that remained then beckoned them hither

JennyHallu · 02-23-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

The hobbit stared at the shadowy hue,
of those that remained then beckoned them hither

But when their flames caused his garden to wither,
He sprang to protect it with water!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu

But when their flames caused his garden to wither,
He sprang to protect it with water!

But the Balrogs went to a slaughter
With armies of Mordor 'gainst Gondor

Meneltarmacil · 02-23-2006, 08:47 PM

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But the Balrogs went to a slaughter
With armies of Mordor 'gainst Gondor

Then, however, hearing the battle roar,
Came the Eagles with a screech.

Lhunardawen · 02-24-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

Then, however, hearing the battle roar,
Came the Eagles with a screech.

And after victory, went to the beach --
If there was any to find in Middle-earth

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-24-2006, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

And after victory, went to the beach --
If there was any to find in Middle-earth

But they all danced with mirth
When they found it in the south

JennyHallu · 02-24-2006, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But they all danced with mirth
When they found it in the south

They opened cans with Smaug's open mouth
and played limbo with Gandalf's staff.

Holbytlass · 02-24-2006, 12:44 PM

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They opened cans with Smaug's open mouth
and played limbo with Gandalf's staff.

And at his speedo they did laugh,
till Gandalf barbecued those fowl

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-24-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

And at his speedo they did laugh,
till Gandalf barbecued those fowl

But then the chickens did growl
And took up arms 'gainst the grey

JennyHallu · 02-24-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

And at his speedo they did laugh,
till Gandalf barbecued those fowl

To celebrate Wargs set up a howl,
And sat down to Shish-ka-Winglord.

JennyHallu · 02-24-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But then the chickens did growl
And took up arms 'gainst the grey

Curses! Foiled!

"We're on your side!" The wargs did say,
And the goblins were all armed with skewers!

Holbytlass · 02-24-2006, 04:04 PM

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We're on your side!" The wargs did say,
And the goblins were all armed with skewers!

'This party stinks-cause there are so few "hers"!
So they invited the dwarves in hopes of some she's

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-25-2006, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

'This party stinks-cause there are so few "hers"!
So they invited the dwarves in hopes of some she's

Yet they all shook at the knees
When only Dragons were available.

Holbytlass · 02-25-2006, 06:55 AM

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Yet they all shook at the knees
When only Dragons were available

"No need to quake, we're really lovable"
as they asked for a dance

JennyHallu · 02-25-2006, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

"No need to quake, we're really lovable"
as they asked for a dance

Doubtfully were they given one chance--
And they performed an aerial ballet.

Gil-Galad · 02-25-2006, 10:09 AM

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Doubtfully were they given one chance--
And they performed an aerial ballet.

and they danced towards their Lake-side Chalet,
Oh, how the floors that night were shaking

Kath · 02-25-2006, 10:16 AM

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and they danced towards their Lake-side Chalet,
Oh, how the floors that night were shaking

At the sound of the merry-making
That lasted long into the night.

JennyHallu · 02-25-2006, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kath

At the sound of the merry-making
That lasted long into the night.

Until the rest said, "Hey! What of OUR plight?
These big lizards are trampling our toes!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-25-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu

Until the rest said, "Hey! What of OUR plight?
These big lizards are trampling our toes!"

So they turned and made them foes
Many came to kill the large lizards

Holbytlass · 02-25-2006, 01:51 PM

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So they turned and made them foes
Many came to kill the large lizards

But Saruman made some blizzards
and took the dragons to keep

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-26-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

But Saruman made some blizzards
and took the dragons to keep

Yet over a large cliff they did leap
Rather than suffer Saruman's house

Holbytlass · 02-26-2006, 01:48 PM

[Q]Yet over a large cliff they did leap
Rather than suffer Saruman's house[/Q]
The hobbit and dwarves crept like a mouse
to antagonize poor Saruman

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Holbytlass

The hobbit and dwarves crept like a mouse
to antagonize poor Saruman

They then stole his prised Saucepan
And threw it in the Anduin river

JennyHallu · 02-27-2006, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

They then stole his prised Saucepan
And threw it in the Anduin river

He then collapsed, crying "Liver! I must eat more liver!"
"Without my Saucepan to cook it, I'm lost!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-27-2006, 10:10 AM

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He then collapsed, crying "Liver! I must eat more liver!"
"Without my Saucepan to cook it, I'm lost!"

He wept until winter's fell frost
Began to bite his tows and beard

JennyHallu · 02-27-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

He wept until winter's fell frost
Began to bite his tows and beard

Then Grima presented him LIVER (pan seared)
And he giggled and ate with a spork.

Durelin · 02-27-2006, 03:10 PM

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Then Grima presented him LIVER (pan seared)
And he giggled and ate with a spork.

But everyone knows liver should be slivered by a fork,
And this his stomach announced - rumbling for all to hear

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-28-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Durelin

But everyone knows liver should be slivered by a fork,
And this his stomach announced - rumbling for all to hear

All the while, the Hobbits drank his beer.
The wizard, sick, was confined to bed

02-26-2006, 01:48 PM	#74
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	[Q]Yet over a large cliff they did leap Rather than suffer Saruman's house[/Q] The hobbit and dwarves crept like a mouse to antagonize poor Saruman __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII