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10-23-2005, 09:10 AM | #7921 |
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Its always the way, isn't it? Just when you're in the middle of a long dramatic speech, you step in dog muck.
OR Denethor rolls his eyes as the five hundredth person yells, "Hay! Denethor! You're on fire! ", "You're hot!" and "You flaming steward!"
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10-23-2005, 10:09 AM | #7922 |
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Not actually wanting to play Denethor, John Noble practices eye-rolling to be cast as Frodo.
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10-23-2005, 01:55 PM | #7923 |
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Denethor: Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your- ... I'm in the wrong place! Curse you Map Quest!
OR Denethor tries for the most dramatic uncloaking since Gandalf started the affair.
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10-23-2005, 02:09 PM | #7924 |
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Denethor: "Ugck! Dog Drool!"
OR Denethor: "War? Sauron? Oh, they completely slipped my mind. Don't worry about them now, this is a more important descision. Come, which is more me the mink coat or the leather jacket?" OR Denethor is confused... and angry because of it. OR Denethor was the wolf! See how hairy he is!
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10-23-2005, 03:14 PM | #7925 | |
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Quote:
Denethor's pet oliphant tried to eat him again.
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10-23-2005, 03:39 PM | #7926 |
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Gandalf: And so passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion, his neck chewed by a rabid hamster.
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10-23-2005, 06:43 PM | #7927 |
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Gandalf attacks Denethor with his staff yet again, and hits a particularly tender area...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
10-23-2005, 07:00 PM | #7928 |
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Denethor was not happy to be hitchhiking in the rain...
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10-23-2005, 07:20 PM | #7929 |
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Denethor: Faramir, I'm going to teach you once and for all: DO NOT EAT MY COOKIES!
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10-23-2005, 07:42 PM | #7930 |
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Denethor was preparing to turn into the furry little secret he had before the villagers could lynch him.
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10-23-2005, 09:04 PM | #7931 |
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Gondor's many cookie jars were well guarded by an extremely scary looking gargoyle.
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10-23-2005, 09:14 PM | #7932 |
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Through there remains much debate on what really made him mad and the loss of money on decor, the wallpaper and Denethor eventually end up fighting a duel to the death... The only thing to result of the matter is Denethor finally realizing that Faramir missed a spot in the NW corner of the building...
~ Aesthete
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10-24-2005, 02:46 AM | #7933 |
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The Wall...
[Sound of many TV's coming on, all on different channels]
"The Bulls are already out there" Denethor: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!" "This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know." [Music in the background] I don't need no arms around me And I dont need no drugs to calm me. I have seen the writing on the wall. Don't think I need anything at all. No! Don't think I'll need anything at all. All in all it was all just bricks in the wall. All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.
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10-24-2005, 03:40 AM | #7934 |
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Rodants in the pipe!
Budget cuts in Gondor meant the steward had to stand in for the local scarecrow.
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10-24-2005, 06:24 AM | #7935 |
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Gorilla costumes are lots of fun, until the head falls off; then you just look like an idiot, and children will mock you.
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10-24-2005, 08:26 AM | #7936 |
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Eventually, his PR people just insisted he had the growth on his shoulder removed. Not being able to turn left was hampering his walking quite badly.
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10-24-2005, 08:41 AM | #7937 |
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Denethor: Balrogs do so have wings! Big wings that spread from wall to wall, like this! And they are covered in fire and smoke, like...like....hey, hand me that torch will you?
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10-24-2005, 08:53 AM | #7938 |
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The Emperor’s new hat. Or rather; The stewards new giant hat.
OR When the king said that the stewards would hold the city till his return. Denethor didn't think he meant it literally.
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10-24-2005, 10:32 AM | #7939 |
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Frodo (offscreen): "Hey! I thought the eye-rolling was my job!"
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10-24-2005, 11:43 AM | #7940 |
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Denethor felt something was terribly wrong. Was it always this cold in the White Tower? He decided it best to review the transactions from his account at First Gondor National Bank. Electricity...check. Catering...check. Guards...check. Excessive purchases of giant coats...check. What didn't he pay on time? He could only wonder...
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10-24-2005, 01:05 PM | #7941 |
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Denethor wasn't exactly a morning person...
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10-24-2005, 01:14 PM | #7942 |
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Yup, you guessed it! Rats, in the pipe!
Denethor: I demand a new picture! This is getting far too silly!
Aragorn: Not now Gandalf! OR Aragorn Begins to think that chopping off his own arm might be more pleasurable than talking to Legolas about hair care.
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10-24-2005, 01:25 PM | #7943 |
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Aragorn realises too late that gesturing wildly with a sword while talking is not always the best idea.
OR The guy at the back is controlling Aragorn via telepathy!
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10-24-2005, 01:39 PM | #7944 |
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Aragorn just got done re-enacting Boromir's death. However, he was too wimpy to let them shoot him with arrows, and so had a stunt double die in his place.
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10-24-2005, 01:51 PM | #7945 |
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Aragorn's a little spaced-out. Not a good idea while holding a sword.
OR Man (not pictured): "Forsooth, thoust must recant ye bloodlust! Thoust art encoursed unto the uttermost depths' of Satan's shrine! Repent foul varlet, or the Devil hast thee!" Aragorn contemplates whether he should try to understand or just kill the man. OR Viggo: "PJ. No." PJ: "Oh, com'n. I'll give you a bonus!" Viggo: "PJ. No." PJ: "Really, I'm your boss!" Viggo: "I don't care, I have morals. I'm not stripping!"
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10-24-2005, 01:59 PM | #7946 |
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Aragorn couldn't let go of the feeling that everwhere he looked he saw the same longhaired old man wearing brown...
OR Aragorn tried the role as Black Knight in the ME version of Monty Python's Holy Grail. Somehow they didn't manage to chop of his arms though... OR Aragorn to Pippin: One word...just try me! One single word! OR Aragorns attempts to make his shirt to a t-shirt never really succeeded,
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10-24-2005, 02:07 PM | #7947 |
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Several days later, when Legolas still isn't talking to him, it occurs to Aragorn that maybe, just occasionally, he should put his sword away. For instance, when helpfully re-braiding Legolas' hair.
Or Aragorn falls victim to one of Merry and Pippin's superglueing pranks.
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10-24-2005, 02:09 PM | #7948 |
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Aragorn suddenly realizes that being in his late '80s makes him the oldest man in the room.
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10-24-2005, 02:10 PM | #7949 |
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Aragorn: *thinking* Did somebody just goose me?
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10-24-2005, 02:11 PM | #7950 |
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Aragorn:
On the floor of Edoras Or down in Gondor to go, go With the record selection With the mirror reflection I'm dancing with myself When there's no-one else in sight In the crowded lonely night Well I wait so long For my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance Dancing with myself Dancing with myself Dancing with myself Dancing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance *Without any kind of apologies of any sort to Billy Idol
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10-24-2005, 02:43 PM | #7951 |
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Aragorn: "How do you like my new designer shirt, Legolas? The faded/ripped look and everything; it cost me $87 at Aeropostal."
Legolas: "Aragorn, how stupid do you think I am? Those tears obviously weren't the original style, you just bought an eight dollar shirt & cut it up a bit with your sword." Aragorn : "Grrrr...." |
10-24-2005, 02:55 PM | #7952 |
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Unknown to the others in the inn, Aragorn was actually the Ranger protecting them. Unknow to Aragorn, the guy in the back was actually a Wolf getting ready to attack him!!
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10-24-2005, 02:55 PM | #7953 |
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When Aragorn heard that all the cake was gone, he couldn't stand to live any more.
OR Aragorn: If he says that Balrogs have wings one more time, I am going to lose it!
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10-24-2005, 04:29 PM | #7954 |
Wight
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Aragorn sees a six-fingered man.
ARAGORN: Hello. I am the heir of Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (I know, it's not technically correct...but it makes me happier this way.)
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10-24-2005, 04:45 PM | #7955 |
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Mod. Anguirel has hired a grim looking Aragorn as bodyguard of Curufin. But he will not win! Charge!!!
Help defeat the evil in Silmariollion Survivor soon back in a forum close to you! (oh, this ended up as propaganda...so sorry...) OR Arwen: I'm a much better cook than Eowyn, right? Aragorn:............... OR Aragorn just saw a picture of himself in the Crazy Caption thread...oops (I know, the worst so far...ever! I'm too tired for this)
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10-24-2005, 06:03 PM | #7956 |
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Despite Galmod’s impressive Asparagus and Eomund’s sizeable Leek, the imminent arrival of 10,000 Uruks somewhat dampened Aragorn’s enthusiasm for this year’s Annual Hornburg Prize Vegetable Contest.
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10-24-2005, 06:21 PM | #7957 |
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Huh, let me think for a minute now...yeah, I took a bath on Midsummer's Day...so I'm not due yet for a fortnight...wonder what's those guys are staring at...
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10-24-2005, 06:40 PM | #7958 |
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The moment of the lynching draws near as the lynchees are herded onto the lynching platform...
Aragorn: "This has got to be the biggest mass lynching ever. Who's idea was this!?" |
10-24-2005, 06:51 PM | #7959 |
Wight
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Eowyn(off screen):noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! don't do it!!!!!!
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10-24-2005, 07:01 PM | #7960 |
Wight
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i saw this pic and thought "Bilbo finds a naked orc in his bed!" lol
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