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10-10-2005, 07:32 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving!
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10-10-2005, 11:46 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!"
 OR If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like.
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10-11-2005, 12:22 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process
From the monograph Poets and the Zoo by Albrecht Rocksword, illustrated edition, copyright Albrecht Rocksword and CellistTonic Publishers, 1995, ISBN 0060815221. Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.1 x 1.2 inches, Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds, buy now for 99.99$ and save on shipping!
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10-11-2005, 12:45 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Secrets of a Vala revealed.
This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . .
This is also why she's single.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-11-2005, 08:37 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
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...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgűl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn...
Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know???
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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10-11-2005, 12:55 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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(Giacomo, Scrappy T, Afleet Alex, Bellamy Road [Stienbrenner's horse])
For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees
 )...It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one! |
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10-11-2005, 01:00 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgűl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it.
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10-11-2005, 08:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?"
Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?" Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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10-11-2005, 10:45 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Movie mix-ups.
Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules:
As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him! 101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads. The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!" Star Wars/The Matrix By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick. Mulan/Hidalgo Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire.
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10-11-2005, 11:52 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: Saruman, uncloaked? If that’s what I've been doing all these years, I may have to stop! It’s disgusting!
Everyone: Yay!
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10-12-2005, 01:58 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Reply #7777 ----------------------------->
This wraith was somewhat angry for not getting a part in the Lord of the Rings, so he decided to make his own action-thriller: Kill PJ.
AND His horse is angry because he wanted the part of Brago(sp) and didn't make the cut. OR This ghost is shocked that I posted such pathetic captions just so I could be #7777.
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10-12-2005, 01:58 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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The King of the Dead thought that having tomatoes for eyes would make him look cool.
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10-12-2005, 09:30 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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 Bilbo: Gandalf, I'm exhausted and really don't believe I could handle one more uncloaking. Or Bilbo: My dear Aragorn you really must take a bath.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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10-12-2005, 09:49 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found the toilets at the Eagle’s eerie.
OR Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found Smaug's toilets at the Lonely Mountain.
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10-12-2005, 09:50 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Bilbo denies that he needs wrinkle cream.
OR Bilbo can't take his eyes off of the breakdancing orcs. OR Eowyn: "Oh, Bilbo! Come try my stew!" Bilbo: "  "OR PJ: "I said make a sad face." Bilbo: "I am!" PJ: "That's not sad! That's like 'Oh, Onions! tear'! You can do better than that!"
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10-12-2005, 09:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
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Bilbo: What is that hideous creature? What, a mirror?
OR Bilbo: Sorry Frodo my lad. This just don't taste like my tea... OR Bilbo: Legolas... why are you wearing girl-clothes?
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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10-12-2005, 10:51 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Bilbo joins the Silver Surfers: "I know you said it's not that kind of a mouse but I still don't want to touch it!"
OR Bilbo opened the door with trepidation for even in old age he could not forget what traumatic consequences could result from seeing who was knocking.
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Gordon's alive!
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10-12-2005, 11:00 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Bilbo is devestated when Figwit and Arwen, the hosts of "What Not To Wear in Middle-earth", tell him that his clothing is not hip and modern.
Bilbo: I cannot possible be seen in that, what is wrong with my old travel-stained cloak? It's comfortable!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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10-12-2005, 11:06 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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When the Nazgul arrive at Bag End, Bilbo puts on his broken old Hobbit act and prepares his deadly nipple cripple...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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10-12-2005, 11:15 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Bilbo: Pippin, please, I really don't want to pull your finger.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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10-12-2005, 11:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Rats in the boots.
Bilbo: Dwarvish singing is a thing to miss!
OR When the only chocolates left are those odd ones that nobody likes, Bilbo knows that he is the one who will have to eat it out of politeness. OR yet! Bilbo is asked to clean the Mouth of Sauron's teeth!
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10-12-2005, 01:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Bilbo to the elf in the spotted smock, "Shesh...just cuz no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!"
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best! |
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10-12-2005, 03:42 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Reporter: "Mr Baggins, what do you have to say to reports that some think your story does not belong in the Legendarium."
Bilbo: "No tra-la-la comment."
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Gordon's alive!
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10-12-2005, 04:05 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Bilbo could feel the breath on his neck of the petty dwarf stalkers...
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10-12-2005, 04:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Squee! This is one of my favorite threads! It has been a while since I have posted, so please excuse my lame attempt.
Bilbo: No! No! Do not tempt me! I must not eat this muffin! or Don't ya hate it when you bite your tongue? or Bilbo: Would you look at that?! I only have three fingers! or Bilbo: Gravy, but Elrond has some nasty eyebrows! (The odd thing is that all of these thoughts occurred to him at the same time!) Nim
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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10-12-2005, 05:38 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Going off of Hookbill's
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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10-12-2005, 07:46 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Bilbo helplessly watches in horror as his Boston Red Sox are swept in the first round of the playoffs.
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10-12-2005, 09:59 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Bilbo: No No my dear SpM and Mormegil you dotards cannot figure out who a wolf is and I cannot tell you I am sorry.
To understand this know that SpM and I had concrete theories at the end of the game but we were dead wrong about all of them 
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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10-13-2005, 02:15 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Annoying Sales-Nazgűl.
Bilbo: No, I don't really want free tickets to Mordor-land.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-13-2005, 02:19 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Ian Holm: Do you really have to remind me I'm too old to play Bilbo in the screening of the Hobbit?
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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10-13-2005, 02:34 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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This is Bilbo, upon seeing that he was voted off LotR Survivor.
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10-13-2005, 10:33 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Time for your enema, Mr Baggins...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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10-13-2005, 10:58 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Bilbo watches the proceedings of the first Werewolf Junior game...
Bilbo: "Oh no, TORE you stupid, forgetful idiot. Really, if you're hinting that you're not the Ranger than it's pretty damned obvious that Fea's not the seer. Now you've really screwed things up..." |
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10-13-2005, 12:03 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Bilbo: "No, no, please, not another! Not another rendition of an elven song. I'm still woozy from the last one."
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10-13-2005, 01:40 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Bilbo: "Get away from me! It's hideous!"
Frodo: "It's only me, uncle..." or Bilbo nervously backtracks as the Slug of Doom invites itself in for dinner. or Bilbo recoils in disgust as Gandalf and the Dwarves exchange lewd jokes.
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10-13-2005, 06:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Bilbo: "No, don't say another word about Gothmog."
Edit: Yay! 400th post!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 10-13-2005 at 08:30 PM. Reason: Edit the edit. |
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10-13-2005, 07:11 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Bilbo: "Ugh, no, I can't watch anymore of Gigli."
Frodo: "But uncle, this is the first time you've seen it, & you've only seen fifteen minutes!" |
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10-13-2005, 11:44 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Bilbo now realises why you need to be careful what you wish for!
Bilbo: Why did I wish for unlimited cheese?
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10-14-2005, 02:58 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Bilbo while watching RotK:
"Oh no, look Frodo, that giant arachnid's about to bite you! Aaah I can't look!" |
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