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Formendacil · 10-03-2005, 11:14 AM

Frodo, Sam, and Gollum did not find the best hiding place in Hide and Seek.

Boromir88 · 10-03-2005, 11:41 AM

Gollum: Ack! How are we going to get past all these orcses?

Sam: Good news.

Gollum: What?

Sam: I just saved a bunch of money on my care insurance by switching to Geico!

Frodo: (rolls eyes)

CaptainofDespair · 10-03-2005, 11:59 AM

The Hobbit Doughboys are preparing to go over the wall, and charge headlong into the Orc lines. Who will die? Who will live? None know, until the firing ceases. But, forever they will remain friends, bonded together by a war of epic proportion.

mormegil · 10-03-2005, 12:11 PM

Gollum: I've found it! I've found my precious!

Frodo: What do you mean?

Gollum: My precious master, I've founds it. After many years of searching I've finally found my precious

Frodo: Do you mean the ring? Because you've known that's with me for quite some time now.

Gollum: No my real precious, my wig that the orces stole from me, do you see that orc, he has my precious wig, I wants it I shall get it.

Sam: *snicker* *mutters* wig!

The Perky Ent · 10-03-2005, 12:29 PM

Frodo had no time for Aunt Polly's chores, as he wanted to play with Huck....I mean, Gollum, in Mount Doom.

or

Sam always cried when he realized he wasn't part of Gollum's popular clique.

or

Once again, Sam loses the eye bulging contest!

Bêthberry · 10-03-2005, 12:59 PM

Gollem hoped he would win the bet with Frodo and Sam on who would get drenched in the old bucket over the doorway prank.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2005, 01:09 PM

Gollum sees and old rival.

Frodo: Bilbo?

OR

None of them believed their eyes when they saw how Sauron’s kitchens were run by... Rhinos?

Lalwendë · 10-03-2005, 01:23 PM

Hobbits and Hoodies.

You daren't park your car anywhere near Minas Morgul after the Witch King left.

OR

With the help of that handy rock, Gollum is about to show Frodo and Sam how he got his ASBO.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-03-2005, 01:32 PM

To which Gothmog insisted: "Oh no they're not!"

or

Sam told Gollum that they wouldn't be welcome at Sauron's slumber party, but did he listen? No...

Glirdan · 10-03-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

I think Sam built it.

Gollum: Why you nassty filthy little Hobbit!! How dare you!!!

Frodo: And how does that make you feel?

The Elf-warrior · 10-03-2005, 06:25 PM

Gollum: "I told you the Black Gate was a nassty place."

The Only Real Estel · 10-03-2005, 06:29 PM

The three wolves watched the daily unsuccesful lynching with varying amounts of subtlety.

malkatoj · 10-03-2005, 07:00 PM

Frodo: He's got very good arms.
Gollum: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
Sam: You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means. ...my God...he's climbing...
Gollum: Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the Ring and must therefore die. Frodo, carry the ring. We'll head straight for the base of Mount Doom. Sam, catch up when he's dead. If he falls, fine, if not...shake a light at him.

Edit: 42nd post. Sweet.

Lalwendë · 10-04-2005, 03:18 AM

Sam was on the verge of tears as he got to the summit of the Stairs of Cirith Ungol and realised that the Shelob's Lair ale house at the top was closed for refurbishment.

Holbytlass · 10-04-2005, 03:49 AM

Everyone hide, Hookbill is coming......
Frodo: Now remember, Gollum, wait till he's inside to jump and shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOOMBA!"

Boromir88 · 10-04-2005, 05:32 AM

Gollum: Agggh! They stole my chipses!

Sam: I knew it! You liked them!

Gollum: Shut-up stupid hobbit, not it's business.

The Perky Ent · 10-04-2005, 08:43 AM

Look behind Sam. Since when were there flowers in Mordor?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-04-2005, 08:55 AM

Frodo: OK, here's the plan: You rush to the gate shouting, 'For Frodo!' Then, while the guards are distracted, I sneak up past them and go on into Mt. Doom.

Sam: Hey, how come we have to be the decoy?

Frodo: Cos I wrote this book.

Sam: But get to write in this book, too!

Frodo: No, you get to write the part of the book after I leave.

Gollum: What about me? Do I get to write in this book, too?

Frodo: No. Actually, you died in the book.

Gollum: I did? That's very nice. I'm off this quest now.

The riders of Rohaan · 10-04-2005, 09:04 AM

Huh its the race to the finish. its the wold famous survivor game.
Gollum: I reached first u'll suck.
Frodo: Not if i can help it.
Sam: I am gonna slip really soon.
Frodo: We don't care its the race to the finish
Gollum: I WIN.
Sam: BYE BYE
[sam falls off]
Sad ending i know

Lalwendë · 10-04-2005, 09:06 AM

It was Freshers' Week at the University of Mordor and after a drunken night down the Student Union, Gollum and his two new pals from the Hobbit Soc are about to steal some traffic cones from the roadworks at Isenmouthe.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-04-2005, 09:33 AM

Frodo: Are you sure this is the line to Hogwarts?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-04-2005, 09:39 AM

Everyone had different reactions to Minas Morgul being turned into a giant bouncy castle.

OR

The Witch King's new job as a children’s party clown didn't go down so well this time.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-04-2005, 09:45 AM

When Faramir sang Nursery Rhymes whilst brushing his hair, it really freaked out his guests.

or

When Faramir couldn't figure out which spoon to eat his soup with, it really embarrassed his guests.

or

When Faramir got drunk and started groping revellers at the annual Ithilien Ceilidh, it really mortified his guests.

or

When Faramir started making bets about how long he could hold a lit match on his tongue, it really scared his guests.

and, once more,

When Faramir settled down to bed with a dozen teddy-bears.....it really freaked out his guests.

Sleepy Ranger · 10-04-2005, 09:50 AM

Upon spotting the Witch-King.

Frodo- Scar-ee! With a double 'e'!
Sam- Heh, We can take him! Its just a big invisible guy on a dragon like thingy. I eat them for breakfast.
Gollum- Frodo, this may not be the best time to tell you but... I AM YOUR FATHER!

The Only Real Estel · 10-04-2005, 02:35 PM

Gollum was in no mood to move from behind the cover of the rock until that meddling goblin gave him back his loincloth.

Gothmog · 10-04-2005, 02:55 PM

Frodo: That thing we're staring at...is that a security cam?
Gollum: Whoops, told you those filthyyy orcses guards Mordor...
Sam: (after too many Mordorian Mushrooms) ooohhhh, caaaaameera...heeeheeee

Gurthang · 10-04-2005, 09:48 PM

Frodo, Sam and Gollum happen upon a mirage in the middle of Mordor.

Frodo: "What's that! A table full of food! We're saved!"
Gollum: "We can't eat hobbit food!"
Sam: "I think Mordor just turned into heaven!"

OR

Gollum reaches the top of the climbing wall first, with Frodo a close second, and Sam bringing up the rear.

OR

Sam: "Why do I have to carry all the bags? Do I look like a donkey to you?!"

OR

The three werewolves sneak up on their next victim.

OR

Sam: "Gollum, I really wish you'd either let me go first, or put on some pants! I can't stand being behind you anymore!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2005, 01:15 AM

At the top of the stairs of Cirath Ungol, Sam, Frodo and Gollum find the lift (or elevator for all ye Americans out there).

Mithalwen · 10-05-2005, 06:54 AM

Only Sam still believes that Daleks can't go upstairs...

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-05-2005, 04:54 PM

While sneaking up from underneath, this trio was hoping to hook a peek at the Mordorian Young Ladies Hula-Hula Society as they went to their post-practice showers; therefore, great was their disappointment as they viewed, instead, the Morannon Black Guard Jitterbugging Guild at an endurance workout.

The Only Real Estel · 10-05-2005, 06:03 PM

Gollum: "Minas Morgul!"

Sam: "Oh, great..."

Frodo (thinking): I think that hot blonde makeup girl is checking me out!

mormegil · 10-05-2005, 10:43 PM

Gollum: Precious they are replacing us! We hates him.

Aragorn: Legolas, how could you do that! Don't tell Boromir that you're sexier than he is. You know how sensitive he can get, after all he's from Gondor. Now if he fails in his mission it's your fault.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2005, 11:47 PM

Boromir is caught red handed pick pocketing Aragorn.

OR

Aragorn: Come, Boromir, we must go... ... ... Boromir! Come!... ... Oh no! Everyone Boromir has gone seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-06-2005, 03:19 AM

Reminiscing of the movie Dumb and Dumber, Aragorn and Boromir break into a spirited rendition of Mocking Bird.

Boromir88 · 10-06-2005, 04:49 AM

Boromir runs into Pippin who was wearing a metal helmet.

Aragorn: Hey stop laughing...It aint funny!

Mithalwen · 10-06-2005, 06:12 AM

Boromir's true feelings about Aragorn are revealed when he does what, in another time and place, Vinnie Jones did to Paul Gascoigne..

Anguirel · 10-06-2005, 06:44 AM

Boromir and Aragorn read some Fellowship slash fanfiction...

OR

Boromir and Aragorn show their outrage at being voted off LOTR Survivor

The Only Real Estel · 10-06-2005, 07:00 AM

Boromir: "I feel pretty, oh so--"

Aragorn: "RUN!!"

Kitanna · 10-06-2005, 09:14 AM

Boromir has a serious ice cream headche.
or
Aragorn: Pippin! Kicking Boromir in the sweet spot was only funny once!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 09:36 AM

Aragorn: Ai! Ai! A Balrog is come!

Boromir: Are those wings?

Aragorn: ... ... ...

OR

Boromir: I had no idea that the Eye of Sauron was a real eye!

10-03-2005, 11:14 AM	#7681
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Frodo, Sam, and Gollum did not find the best hiding place in Hide and Seek. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

10-03-2005, 11:41 AM	#7682
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gollum: Ack! How are we going to get past all these orcses? Sam: Good news. Gollum: What? Sam: I just saved a bunch of money on my care insurance by switching to Geico! Frodo: (rolls eyes) __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-03-2005, 12:11 PM	#7684
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gollum: I've found it! I've found my precious! Frodo: What do you mean? Gollum: My precious master, I've founds it. After many years of searching I've finally found my precious Frodo: Do you mean the ring? Because you've known that's with me for quite some time now. Gollum: No my real precious, my wig that the orces stole from me, do you see that orc, he has my precious wig, I wants it I shall get it. Sam: snicker mutters wig! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-03-2005, 12:29 PM	#7685
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Frodo had no time for Aunt Polly's chores, as he wanted to play with Huck....I mean, Gollum, in Mount Doom. or Sam always cried when he realized he wasn't part of Gollum's popular clique. or Once again, Sam loses the eye bulging contest! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#7686
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	More fun than guessing riddles Gollem hoped he would win the bet with Frodo and Sam on who would get drenched in the old bucket over the doorway prank. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-03-2005, 11:59 AM	#7683
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	The Hobbit Doughboys are preparing to go over the wall, and charge headlong into the Orc lines. Who will die? Who will live? None know, until the firing ceases. But, forever they will remain friends, bonded together by a war of epic proportion.

10-03-2005, 01:09 PM	#7687
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum sees and old rival. Frodo: Bilbo? OR None of them believed their eyes when they saw how Sauron’s kitchens were run by... Rhinos? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-03-2005, 01:23 PM	#7688
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Hobbits and Hoodies. You daren't park your car anywhere near Minas Morgul after the Witch King left. OR With the help of that handy rock, Gollum is about to show Frodo and Sam how he got his ASBO. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-03-2005, 01:32 PM	#7689
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	They're behind you! To which Gothmog insisted: "Oh no they're not!" or Sam told Gollum that they wouldn't be welcome at Sauron's slumber party, but did he listen? No... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-03-2005, 06:25 PM	#7691
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gollum: "I told you the Black Gate was a nassty place." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-03-2005, 06:29 PM	#7692
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The three wolves watched the daily unsuccesful lynching with varying amounts of subtlety.

10-03-2005, 07:00 PM	#7693
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Well, that does put a damper on our relationship... Frodo: He's got very good arms. Gollum: He didn't fall? Inconceivable! Sam: You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means. ...my God...he's climbing... Gollum: Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the Ring and must therefore die. Frodo, carry the ring. We'll head straight for the base of Mount Doom. Sam, catch up when he's dead. If he falls, fine, if not...shake a light at him. Edit: 42nd post. Sweet.

10-04-2005, 03:18 AM	#7694
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam was on the verge of tears as he got to the summit of the Stairs of Cirith Ungol and realised that the Shelob's Lair ale house at the top was closed for refurbishment. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-04-2005, 03:49 AM	#7695
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Everyone hide, Hookbill is coming...... Frodo: Now remember, Gollum, wait till he's inside to jump and shout "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOOMBA!" __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-04-2005, 05:32 AM	#7696
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Gollum: Agggh! They stole my chipses! Sam: I knew it! You liked them! Gollum: Shut-up stupid hobbit, not it's business. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-04-2005, 08:43 AM	#7697
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Look behind Sam. Since when were there flowers in Mordor? __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-04-2005, 08:55 AM	#7698
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	A long one. Frodo: OK, here's the plan: You rush to the gate shouting, 'For Frodo!' Then, while the guards are distracted, I sneak up past them and go on into Mt. Doom. Sam: Hey, how come we have to be the decoy? Frodo: Cos I wrote this book. Sam: But get to write in this book, too! Frodo: No, you get to write the part of the book after I leave. Gollum: What about me? Do I get to write in this book, too? Frodo: No. Actually, you died in the book. Gollum: I did? That's very nice. I'm off this quest now. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-04-2005, 09:04 AM	#7699
The riders of Rohaan Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 17	Huh its the race to the finish. its the wold famous survivor game. Gollum: I reached first u'll suck. Frodo: Not if i can help it. Sam: I am gonna slip really soon. Frodo: We don't care its the race to the finish Gollum: I WIN. Sam: BYE BYE [sam falls off] Sad ending i know __________________ The riders of rohaan are random

10-04-2005, 09:06 AM	#7700
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	It was Freshers' Week at the University of Mordor and after a drunken night down the Student Union, Gollum and his two new pals from the Hobbit Soc are about to steal some traffic cones from the roadworks at Isenmouthe. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-04-2005, 09:33 AM	#7701
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I won't give up on this one. Frodo: Are you sure this is the line to Hogwarts? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-04-2005, 09:39 AM	#7702
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Everyone had different reactions to Minas Morgul being turned into a giant bouncy castle. OR The Witch King's new job as a children’s party clown didn't go down so well this time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-04-2005, 09:45 AM	#7703
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	'When Faramir...' gags When Faramir sang Nursery Rhymes whilst brushing his hair, it really freaked out his guests. or When Faramir couldn't figure out which spoon to eat his soup with, it really embarrassed his guests. or When Faramir got drunk and started groping revellers at the annual Ithilien Ceilidh, it really mortified his guests. or When Faramir started making bets about how long he could hold a lit match on his tongue, it really scared his guests. and, once more, When Faramir settled down to bed with a dozen teddy-bears.....it really freaked out his guests. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-04-2005, 09:50 AM	#7704
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	WARNING! Nonsense post below! Upon spotting the Witch-King. Frodo- Scar-ee! With a double 'e'! Sam- Heh, We can take him! Its just a big invisible guy on a dragon like thingy. I eat them for breakfast. Gollum- Frodo, this may not be the best time to tell you but... I AM YOUR FATHER! __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

10-04-2005, 02:35 PM	#7705
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gollum was in no mood to move from behind the cover of the rock until that meddling goblin gave him back his loincloth.

10-04-2005, 02:55 PM	#7706
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Frodo: That thing we're staring at...is that a security cam? Gollum: Whoops, told you those filthyyy orcses guards Mordor... Sam: (after too many Mordorian Mushrooms) ooohhhh, caaaaameera...heeeheeee __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-04-2005, 09:48 PM	#7707
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo, Sam and Gollum happen upon a mirage in the middle of Mordor. Frodo: "What's that! A table full of food! We're saved!" Gollum: "We can't eat hobbit food!" Sam: "I think Mordor just turned into heaven!" OR Gollum reaches the top of the climbing wall first, with Frodo a close second, and Sam bringing up the rear. OR Sam: "Why do I have to carry all the bags? Do I look like a donkey to you?!" OR The three werewolves sneak up on their next victim. OR Sam: "Gollum, I really wish you'd either let me go first, or put on some pants! I can't stand being behind you anymore!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-05-2005, 01:15 AM	#7708
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	At the top of the stairs of Cirath Ungol, Sam, Frodo and Gollum find the lift (or elevator for all ye Americans out there). __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-05-2005, 06:54 AM	#7709
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Only Sam still believes that Daleks can't go upstairs... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-05-2005, 04:54 PM	#7710
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	While sneaking up from underneath, this trio was hoping to hook a peek at the Mordorian Young Ladies Hula-Hula Society as they went to their post-practice showers; therefore, great was their disappointment as they viewed, instead, the Morannon Black Guard Jitterbugging Guild at an endurance workout. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-05-2005, 06:03 PM	#7711
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gollum: "Minas Morgul!" Sam: "Oh, great..." Frodo (thinking): I think that hot blonde makeup girl is checking me out!

10-05-2005, 10:43 PM	#7712
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gollum: Precious they are replacing us! We hates him. Aragorn: Legolas, how could you do that! Don't tell Boromir that you're sexier than he is. You know how sensitive he can get, after all he's from Gondor. Now if he fails in his mission it's your fault. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

10-05-2005, 11:47 PM	#7713
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir is caught red handed pick pocketing Aragorn. OR Aragorn: Come, Boromir, we must go... ... ... Boromir! Come!... ... Oh no! Everyone Boromir has gone seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-06-2005, 03:19 AM	#7714
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Reminiscing of the movie Dumb and Dumber, Aragorn and Boromir break into a spirited rendition of Mocking Bird. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-06-2005, 04:49 AM	#7715
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Boromir runs into Pippin who was wearing a metal helmet. Aragorn: Hey stop laughing...It aint funny! __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-06-2005, 06:12 AM	#7716
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	An extremely uncharacteristic football reference from Mithalwen Boromir's true feelings about Aragorn are revealed when he does what, in another time and place, Vinnie Jones did to Paul Gascoigne.. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace