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Old 09-25-2005, 02:19 PM   #7561
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Bilbo and Gandalf plot to use the Ring's power to subjugate Middle-earth and sell it to British American Tobacco...
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Old 09-25-2005, 02:32 PM   #7562
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*(In the following caption, the old picture refers to the picture seen above, since the shot above
looks like a worn and faded picture. This caption is Gandalf and Bilbo happening on this picture.)*

Gandalf: "Oh, Bilbo! Look at this old picture I found!"

Bilbo: "Oh, that was a long while ago! Back when we were still in Middle-Earth!"

Gandalf: "Yes, those were tough times... I wonder how we were ever able to smile like that?"

Bilbo: "I'm not sure either; all I remember of Middle-Earth is dark and unpleasant."

Gandalf: "Well, at least we are happy here in Valinor; and it looks like we were once happy there, too."

Bilbo: "Yes, a good thing to remember: happy then and happy now.... Have you ever thought about going back for a visit? "

Gandalf: "Oh, no. No, no, no. I am not allowed, for my work is done. Besides, they do not sail back over the Sea."

Bilbo: "Huh. Well, after seeing that photo, it doesn't seem so bad anymore. I would very much like to go back. See the Lonely Mountain again...
wander the paths of Mirkwood.... visit Rivendell... (sigh)"
Gandalf: "Oh, I've heard that before! You stopped at Rivendell and just ended up coming here."

Bilbo: "Well, I never did get to do the other two things, and I'd still like to."

Gandalf: "I'm sorry, but I really don't think that that's possible. But you might ask Manwe if you are so desperate."

Bilbo: "Hmm. I might have to do that.... But that will be later. Back to chess for now. It's still your move."

Gandalf: "What? Oh, yes! Chess...."

*(sorry for the length)*
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:53 PM   #7563
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Gandalf: What's the matter, Bilbo?

Bilbo: You know when you blew my door through my hole and out through the side of the hill?

Gandalf: Yes...

Bilbo: Well, you also knocked out the toilets.

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Gandalf: What's that light?

Bilbo: Oh, nothing, don't worry. It's nothing.

Gandalf: Wait a minuet! That’s my cart! On fire! FRODO! I told you to look after the cart!
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Old 09-26-2005, 01:32 AM   #7564
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Old 09-26-2005, 02:39 AM   #7565
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Leaf Why is Bilbo smiling?

Bilbo (thinks): If I smile and stare at him, eventually he'll go away.

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Gandalf: Grandpa, what big teeth you have!

Bilbo (turns into a werewolf): The better to eat you with!

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Bilbo (thinks): Just keep smiling . . . he won't notice you just broke Shadowfax's leg.

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Bilbo (thinks): Why is he still here? My face is tiring already. Why won't he go away?

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Gandalf: Bilbo, why is my cloak pink? What did you do to it?

Bilbo: Why, nothing!
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Old 09-26-2005, 04:34 AM   #7566
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Bilbo: "Yippee! I love it when you Big People come to visit! it means you bring Big Food! Look at this Iced Bun, it's a foot long! And that cabbage is bigger than Lotho Sackville-Baggins's head!"



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Old 09-26-2005, 05:32 AM   #7567
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Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins! Whoopie cushions are not amusing!



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Old 09-26-2005, 09:29 AM   #7568
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Bilbo can't wait to test out the new rockets he has installed in Gandalf's chair without his knowlege.
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:32 AM   #7569
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Bilbo: 'Yes, yes, very good, right away, of course, mem Sahib."
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Bilbo: You didn't?

Gandalf: I did! I told Saruman if he wants to keep his whites white, he’d have to stop putting it in with the colours. All that Saruman of many colours stuff, poppycock!

Bilbo: Ohhh! I can imagine his face!
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Old 09-26-2005, 03:51 PM   #7571
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Gandalf: "You guessed wrong."

Bilbo: "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slighly less well-known is this: never go in against a hobbit when the last meat pie is on the line!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Ha ha--"
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Old 09-26-2005, 11:53 PM   #7572
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Bilbo didn't know weather to be happy or sad when Gandalf told him that The Ring was made of chocolate.

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Bilbo: Gandalf the grey! Don't take me for some cooker of cheep cakes! I am not trying to poison you! I'm trying to help you!
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Old 09-27-2005, 07:59 AM   #7573
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Far into the future, someone stumbles upon a old, worn-out original of the FotR. The movie is almost too brittle to play, but they watch it, and fall in love. Moral of the story: Tolkien's world will always be loved.

OR

Gandalf: "Bilbo, are you alright?"
Bilbo(trying to act macho): "Oh, yes, I'm fine. It didn't hurt at all." *cringe from pain*

OR

Bilbo can't help but laugh when he notices that a rat is residing in Gandalf's beard.

OR

Bilbo, in a stroke of genius, replaced himself with a cardboard cut-out. The result is Gandalf sitting there talking to it for two days.
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:26 AM   #7574
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Bilbo can't help but laugh when he notices that a rat is residing in Gandalf's beard.
Just an observation, with all that food lying around, I'm surprised there aren't rats everywhere.
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:30 AM   #7575
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:08 PM   #7576
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Bilbo smiles as Gandalf reveals a new picture.



Denathor: Keep looking! That needle is in here somewhere!

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Faramir: I'm not dead!

Denathor: You will be in a minuet!

Faramir: I feel happy! I feel happy!

Denathor: Shut up you!
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:14 PM   #7577
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Little did the Gondorians know that what they would burning would actually turn out to be the ent wives.


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Denethor: Order! ORDER! Yes, thank you. The first annual meeting of Pyromaniacs Anonymous has come to order.
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:15 PM   #7578
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Denethor: Now tell me, where is the hidden rebel base!

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Denethor was like any father, he liked to make sure his son was sleeping soundly, so he could light his bed on fire.
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:15 PM   #7579
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:19 PM   #7580
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The guy in the front: You see young Halfling, this is but a passing stage. My lord will get over his need to see his son die in just a moment, you'll see, there's no need to get stressed.

Pippin: This is normal!?!
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:21 PM   #7581
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Pippin: Isn't this a little harsh?

Denathor: Not at all! Now, Faramir, apologise for bringing me cold tea!

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Denathor: Setting Faramir on fire will be the best April fools joke ever!

Pippin: Where is the joke?

Denathor: You and your technicalities!
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:24 PM   #7582
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Unfortunatly, Smokey the Bear wouldnt' be lecturing in Gondor until the day after

or

Denethor: Now remember boys! For the history book: Me and Faramir single handedly killed all the orcs, and we killed Sauron (remember boys, that's a key one). But then, we were betrayed by Aragorn, and he burned our bodies! You got all that?

Guard: Uhh...

Denethor: Ok. It's not that hard. Can you give me a hand here? *guard walks over* *Denethor super glues the guard to the fire* The guard tripped! You all saw it
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:38 PM   #7583
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Pippin becomes a member of Denethor's new cult.

Or...

Denethor: Faramir, before I burn you alive, I want to tell you something....I am your father!


Or...

Denethor: Any last requests before you die?

Faramir: You lay Pippin to burn beside me.

Pippin: What...NO!

Or...

Faramir: Dad why's there smoke in here? And why am I covered in oil? And why am I laying on a pyre?

Fangurls: (watching) OMG!!! Faramir in oil!!!

Denethor: Must you ask so many questions...hush and go to sleep
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:46 PM   #7584
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Faramir was debating his choice for Pledge week

or

Pippin: No! Stop! Stop burning him!

Legolas: My danger senses are tingling! To the tombs!

*two minutes later*

Legolas: Oh my Gosh! Denethor is going to burn Faramir

Faramir: on second thought, keep it comming!
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1420! Sir Denethor of Camelot

DENETHOR: What makes you think she is a witch?
GUARD #1: Well, she turned me into a BALROG!
DENETHOR: A... balrog?
GUARD #1: I got better...
GUARD #2: Burn her anyway!
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Faramir: I'll bet Boromir never had this trouble.

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Guard: Stop everything! My cat is in here somewhere!

Denathor: Aww, well, be quick about it.

OR yet!

Denathor: Now Gandalf, you'll never uncloak again will you?

Faramir: For the last time! I'm not Gandalf!

Denathor: Keep your forked tong behind your teeth! Oh yeah! I always wanted to say that!
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Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.
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Soldier Policeman: "Clearly, this Second Little Pig did not run to his brother's house. Can we attribute his death to the wolf?"

Coroner Denethor, bending over 'the Second Little Pig': "There are no wounds on the body. It must have been the shock."
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Denethor: how do you know hes a witch?

Guard2: he turned me into a newt!

Denethor: a newt?

Guard2:...i got better
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Faramir's right to die?

Denethor: "I will keep my promise Faramir, I will not prolong your existence in a coma. We will be cremated just as soon as we're good and soaked with oil."

Pippin: "He's not dead! You haven't let him have proper treatment!"

Denethor: "Quit your fanaticism, Halfling! Death is actually a beautiful thing. He wouldn't want to live this way and I can't bear to live without him. Thus I will die side by side with him."
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:30 PM   #7595
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Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.
Pippin: Wait! He's still alive!

Denethor: Nonsense. Ralph's spikes have impaled him! *sob*
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:57 PM   #7596
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Faramir would often lie on his back, letting his pet hedgehog Ralph snuffle about him; unfortunately, that's just what he was doing on the day Ralph unexpectedly sprouted to mammoth proportions.
Happy 300 Crazy Captions post, Eomer!

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Pippin: Wouldn't it be funny if Faramir nodded his head now?
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:01 AM   #7597
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OR

Pippin: "Well, it's nice that you all are building me a hut, but why is Faramir lying on top of it?"

OR

Pippin: "So, uh, what's through that Black Door of Nothingness?"

OR

Pippin: "Anything I can do to help?"
Guard: "Yes, you'll make excellant kindling."

OR

Guy with torch: "Hey, look at me! I've got a cool torch!"
Guard #1: "Well, uh...uhm.... I've got a bundle of twigs!"
Guy #1: "Oh, yeah!" *picks up a couple bundles* "Well I've got two!"
*Mad rush for the newest collectable craze: bundled twigs*
Guy with torch: "Well, I still have a torch!"
Guard #1: "Oh, that is so five minutes ago! Bundled twigs are in!"

OR

Denethor is having a staring match with the unconcious Faramir.
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