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Ithaeliel · 06-23-2002, 03:28 PM

They went to preschool together! Isn't that sweet? "My pwessssusssss!"
"Whats I gots in my pocket?"
"No fair! Waaaah!"

Where were the first elves born?

Thinhyandoiel · 06-23-2002, 04:22 PM

General Hospital
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Question:

What was Galadriel really looking for when she did the whole "let's look into your minds, little ones, and see what we can see" thing in Lothlorien?

Lush · 06-23-2002, 04:47 PM

She was really looking for the numbers of their bank accounts, so that she could fleece them later. Hey, she needs to pay her bills somehow, and it doesn't help that Celeborn is a househusband with no outside job whatsoever.
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What animal did Elwing turn into, and why?

Uialellethwen · 06-23-2002, 04:54 PM

Elwing turned into an bat. Isn't it obvious? He did it so that he could get some fresh blood. He never get's anything nice...

If that's good enough, how was Frodo related to Merry? (Or was it Pip?)

ElanorGamgee · 06-23-2002, 05:09 PM

Well, Frodo actually claimed that he was related to Pippin, Merry, and Sam because of a goofy blood brother thing they did one day when they were all really bored. They each cut the end of their finger so that it bled a bit and rubbed the fingers together. The others just roll their eyes whenever Frodo explains how they are related since he's convinced that the blood brother thing is legitimate.

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How did Bilbo meet the Trolls?

Nevfeniel · 06-23-2002, 05:15 PM

Some dating agency set them up. It was not fun. Bilbo's date "William" had no table manners and when they went to dinner, the troll insisted on Bilbo paying for the very large meal that "William" had. Afterwards, "William" wanted to go out for ice cream, then spilled the Mordor sundae they were sharing (since Bilbo was running out of money) all over Bilbo's new waistcoat. Bilbo was not pleased with his date.
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Why did Eowyn want to go to battle?

GreatWarg · 06-23-2002, 06:56 PM

Simple: Eowyn wanted to battle because she had mental problems. It began when she was a baby and Theoden accidentally dropped her, which made her dad really mad so he kicked Theoden, causing Theoden to trip and crash right onto Eowyn, who but being a baby, just got a real mental problem. Then she heard the Nazgul and thought it was her mommy calling her, so she went along just to find her 'mommy.' Merry sensed that Eowyn had mental problems, so he just went along with Eowyn to make sure she didn't do anything crazy. Unfortunately, she did decide to try killing her 'mommy' because the Nazgul screeched and she didn't like the 'song,' so Merry had to help her.
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Why did Sam marry Rosie?

Uialellethwen · 06-23-2002, 08:04 PM

Simple. Sam impregnated Rosie when he first got back from The Quest, and when her father, Tolman Cotton, found out, he made Sam marry his daughter. Sam and Rosie had a "cross-bow wedding", and shortly after, they had their first daughter, Elanor. Why did Gandalf refuse to take the fellowship through Moria?

[ June 23, 2002: Message edited by: Uialellethwen ]

Lush · 06-23-2002, 11:07 PM

Isn't it obvious? Gandalf was afraid of the dark. He always had his night-light on in his bedroom.
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What was the name of the song that Lúthien sand to Mandos?

Susan Delgado · 06-23-2002, 11:26 PM

She sang "Leaving on a Jet Plane"
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Why didn't Thingol want Beren to marry Luthien?

Salix · 06-24-2002, 12:22 PM

Because Beren was soooo boring and he talked waaay too much, and Thingol couldn't stand to listen to Beren for more then a minute so he sent Beren to look for a Silmaril just to get away from everybody in Doriath could get some sleep. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Salix · 06-24-2002, 12:23 PM

Oops forgot the question. Why did Sauron help the Noldor make the Rings of Power?

Uialellethwen · 06-24-2002, 04:36 PM

Sauron helped them, because he thought that he could get a good discount on a wedding ring afterwards. After all, he did want to marry Saruman.

Why did Steward Denathor II try to burn his son, Faramir, to death?

My Post About Why

[ June 24, 2002: Message edited by: Uialellethwen ]

Salix · 06-24-2002, 04:40 PM

He tried to burn Faramir because he was drunk and thought Faramir was a stick of firewood. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Why did the Balrog try to cross the Bridge of Khazad-Dum?

ElanorGamgee · 06-24-2002, 04:46 PM

To get to the other side (yes, awful, I know [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img])

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What was Nob's job at the Prancing Pony and why was Barliman always yelling at him?

Lush · 06-24-2002, 04:59 PM

Nob was the tattoed bouncer who continually inspired Barliman's rage by letting Strider in, even though he wasn't on the guest-list.
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What did Finrod say to Beren?

Ithaeliel · 06-24-2002, 05:36 PM

*In creepy voice*"Hello, Beren. I know what you did last summer."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

How did Beren come back from the halls of Mandos?

Nevfeniel · 06-24-2002, 05:46 PM

He walked, of course. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Why did Galadriel want Frodo to look in her mirror?

Naaramare · 06-24-2002, 05:49 PM

She couldn't find a polite way to tell him that he had a humongous zit on his forehead, and wanted him to see for himself.

How did Luthien catch up with Beren?

Ithaeliel · 06-24-2002, 06:40 PM

She hitch-hiked on the Dragon Interstate 87 and met him in Mordortown.

How was Maidros(sp?) saved from his torture?

Lush · 06-24-2002, 07:34 PM

One word: Novocaine.
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What did Arwen give to Frodo and why?

Susan Delgado · 06-24-2002, 09:58 PM

She gave him a kiss in thanks for introducing her to Aragorn.
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Why did Eowyn and Merry want to kill the Witchking?

[ June 24, 2002: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ]

ElanorGamgee · 06-24-2002, 10:02 PM

The Witch King was Éowyn's ex-boyfriend, whom she hated, and Merry had a crush on Éowyn, so he decided to help her kill the Witch King in order to impress her and get rid of any chance that the two could get back together.

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How did Lotho gain power in the Shire?

Liriodendron · 06-24-2002, 10:44 PM

Lotho hypnotizeded his fellow hobbits with Lobelia's silver spoons. Once hypnotized, Lotho order the hobbits to turn over all pipe-weed and taters to him. After that it was a piece of cake!

What was it that Treebeard liked about the young hobbits voices? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-25-2002, 08:39 AM

The Ent liked the way they pronounced their 'O's' and 'A's' in their perfect hobbit accents.

Question - Who is Smaug and what did he do?

Daniel Telcontar · 06-25-2002, 08:44 AM

Smaug was a hobbit with great ambitions. He tried to be elected rule of a dwarven kingdom but was rejected when they discovered his beard was false.

Why did Bard become king of Dale?

Ithaeliel · 06-25-2002, 08:51 AM

The Brain told him to, and now he is corrupted and wants to take over the world.

Who is Elwë and what is he famous for?

Daniel Telcontar · 06-25-2002, 09:02 AM

Elwe is a man living in bree, famous for making cheese.

What is Barliman's occupation?

Ithaeliel · 06-25-2002, 06:56 PM

He may look like a fat innkeeper, but in reality he's one sexy night club singer. The ladies are all over him. (believe me I just typed that with a LOT of effort.)

What is up with Morgoth? How come he's so mean?

Nevfeniel · 06-25-2002, 07:10 PM

It's a deep, psycological issue that comes from the fact that he never got a hug from his parents and he was scarred for life because of it. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Who was Yavanna? (Yes, I started reading the Sil for the first time. It's kinda confusing)

Lush · 06-26-2002, 02:24 PM

Yavanna held the title of Miss Middle-Earth for an entire Age.
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Who in Middle Earth loved kittens most of all?

Ithaeliel · 06-26-2002, 05:28 PM

Wouldn't ya believe it, it was Grisnakh. He had such a bad case of kitten codependency, he almost didn't leave home to travel with the Uruk-hai. (Probably shouldn't have, because now all his poor, poor kittens are homeless [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img])

Who was Morwen? What role did she play in the whole deelie?

Uialellethwen · 06-26-2002, 07:09 PM

Morwen invented the modern wheel in Middle Earth! ((I know it's really lame, but it was her part of the whole "wheelie" a.k.a. deelie...)) Because of the wheel, everyone was able to travel to their wars and what not in less time! ((I hope that's good enough))

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Why did Saruman call himself Sharkù and try to take over the Shire?

Lómelindi · 06-26-2002, 07:31 PM

Saruman tried to take over the Shire because it is situated on top of an absolute ocean of oil reserves, and he thought that hobbit houses were nothing compared to black gold. He thought Sharkú sounded more powerful, and would have a better edge to it when he was introduced as an oil mogul.
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How was Middle-earth created?

Daniel Telcontar · 06-27-2002, 02:46 AM

Eru, the first baker in the world was tired of making honey cakes. So, he made a world, using sugar instead. The outcome was so good, that he couldn't eat the cake, he let it be and suddenly, it was populated.

What does Gandalf use his staff for?

NicktheOrc · 06-27-2002, 03:36 AM

Gandalf uses his staff to hit himself on the head with when he's bored.

Why do the eyes of the Nazgûl glow red?

Daniel Telcontar · 06-27-2002, 03:42 AM

They uses lenses, because they are embarrassed of using glasses. It seriously reduced the amount of fear and terror you can spread.

How did the Ring-wraiths become wraiths?

NicktheOrc · 06-27-2002, 05:00 AM

Well, this mime dude came along, but h didn't turn everything black and white, he sapped all of the colors from things! He made the Nine invisible.

Who forged Sting and why?

Daniel Telcontar · 06-27-2002, 05:03 AM

A giant who needed a toothstick large enough! He was bored, so he thought, I might as well give it some magical properties, now I'm at it.

Who lived in Southern Mirkwood?

The Viking Thunder · 06-27-2002, 05:18 AM

The great sheik Rattle Enroll and his loyal subjects, the dancing goombas.

What is a Silmaril?

06-23-2002, 03:28 PM	#721
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	They went to preschool together! Isn't that sweet? "My pwessssusssss!" "Whats I gots in my pocket?" "No fair! Waaaah!" Where were the first elves born? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-23-2002, 04:22 PM	#722
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	General Hospital ---- Question: What was Galadriel really looking for when she did the whole "let's look into your minds, little ones, and see what we can see" thing in Lothlorien? __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

06-23-2002, 04:47 PM	#723
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	She was really looking for the numbers of their bank accounts, so that she could fleece them later. Hey, she needs to pay her bills somehow, and it doesn't help that Celeborn is a househusband with no outside job whatsoever. ******************************************* What animal did Elwing turn into, and why? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-23-2002, 04:54 PM	#724
Uialellethwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Depths of Her Insane Mind, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 39	Elwing turned into an bat. Isn't it obvious? He did it so that he could get some fresh blood. He never get's anything nice... If that's good enough, how was Frodo related to Merry? (Or was it Pip?) __________________ "As Sam sat, watching the others sleep even though he was not on watch duty, his mind relentlessly wandered to spam."

06-23-2002, 05:09 PM	#725
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Well, Frodo actually claimed that he was related to Pippin, Merry, and Sam because of a goofy blood brother thing they did one day when they were all really bored. They each cut the end of their finger so that it bled a bit and rubbed the fingers together. The others just roll their eyes whenever Frodo explains how they are related since he's convinced that the blood brother thing is legitimate. ----- How did Bilbo meet the Trolls? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

06-23-2002, 05:15 PM	#726
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Some dating agency set them up. It was not fun. Bilbo's date "William" had no table manners and when they went to dinner, the troll insisted on Bilbo paying for the very large meal that "William" had. Afterwards, "William" wanted to go out for ice cream, then spilled the Mordor sundae they were sharing (since Bilbo was running out of money) all over Bilbo's new waistcoat. Bilbo was not pleased with his date. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Eowyn want to go to battle? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

06-23-2002, 06:56 PM	#727
GreatWarg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: East of the Misty Mountains Posts: 339	Simple: Eowyn wanted to battle because she had mental problems. It began when she was a baby and Theoden accidentally dropped her, which made her dad really mad so he kicked Theoden, causing Theoden to trip and crash right onto Eowyn, who but being a baby, just got a real mental problem. Then she heard the Nazgul and thought it was her mommy calling her, so she went along just to find her 'mommy.' Merry sensed that Eowyn had mental problems, so he just went along with Eowyn to make sure she didn't do anything crazy. Unfortunately, she did decide to try killing her 'mommy' because the Nazgul screeched and she didn't like the 'song,' so Merry had to help her. --------------------------- Why did Sam marry Rosie? __________________ "What shall we do, what shall we do!" he cried. "Escaping goblins to be caught be wolves!"

06-23-2002, 08:04 PM	#728
Uialellethwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Depths of Her Insane Mind, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 39	Simple. Sam impregnated Rosie when he first got back from The Quest, and when her father, Tolman Cotton, found out, he made Sam marry his daughter. Sam and Rosie had a "cross-bow wedding", and shortly after, they had their first daughter, Elanor. Why did Gandalf refuse to take the fellowship through Moria? [ June 23, 2002: Message edited by: Uialellethwen ] __________________ "As Sam sat, watching the others sleep even though he was not on watch duty, his mind relentlessly wandered to spam."

06-23-2002, 11:07 PM	#729
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Isn't it obvious? Gandalf was afraid of the dark. He always had his night-light on in his bedroom. ******************************************** What was the name of the song that Lúthien sand to Mandos? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-23-2002, 11:26 PM	#730
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	She sang "Leaving on a Jet Plane" ----------------------------------------- Why didn't Thingol want Beren to marry Luthien? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

06-24-2002, 12:22 PM	#731
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Because Beren was soooo boring and he talked waaay too much, and Thingol couldn't stand to listen to Beren for more then a minute so he sent Beren to look for a Silmaril just to get away from everybody in Doriath could get some sleep. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

06-24-2002, 12:23 PM	#732
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Oops forgot the question. Why did Sauron help the Noldor make the Rings of Power? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

06-24-2002, 04:36 PM	#733
Uialellethwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Depths of Her Insane Mind, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 39	Sauron helped them, because he thought that he could get a good discount on a wedding ring afterwards. After all, he did want to marry Saruman. Why did Steward Denathor II try to burn his son, Faramir, to death? My Post About Why [ June 24, 2002: Message edited by: Uialellethwen ] __________________ "As Sam sat, watching the others sleep even though he was not on watch duty, his mind relentlessly wandered to spam."

06-24-2002, 04:40 PM	#734
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	He tried to burn Faramir because he was drunk and thought Faramir was a stick of firewood. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Why did the Balrog try to cross the Bridge of Khazad-Dum? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

06-24-2002, 04:46 PM	#735
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	To get to the other side (yes, awful, I know [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]) ----- What was Nob's job at the Prancing Pony and why was Barliman always yelling at him? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

06-24-2002, 04:59 PM	#736
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Nob was the tattoed bouncer who continually inspired Barliman's rage by letting Strider in, even though he wasn't on the guest-list. ******************************************** What did Finrod say to Beren? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-24-2002, 05:36 PM	#737
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	In creepy voice"Hello, Beren. I know what you did last summer." "NOOOOOOOOO!" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] How did Beren come back from the halls of Mandos? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-24-2002, 05:46 PM	#738
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He walked, of course. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ^~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~^ Why did Galadriel want Frodo to look in her mirror? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

06-24-2002, 05:49 PM	#739
Naaramare Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Fort St John Posts: 196	She couldn't find a polite way to tell him that he had a humongous zit on his forehead, and wanted him to see for himself. How did Luthien catch up with Beren? __________________ "I once spent two weeks in a tree trying to talk to a bird." --Puck, Brother Mine si man i yulma nin equantuva? [my blog]

06-24-2002, 06:40 PM	#740
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	She hitch-hiked on the Dragon Interstate 87 and met him in Mordortown. How was Maidros(sp?) saved from his torture? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-24-2002, 07:34 PM	#741
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	One word: Novocaine. ****************************************** What did Arwen give to Frodo and why? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-24-2002, 09:58 PM	#742
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	She gave him a kiss in thanks for introducing her to Aragorn. ----------------------------------------- Why did Eowyn and Merry want to kill the Witchking? [ June 24, 2002: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ] __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

06-24-2002, 10:02 PM	#743
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	The Witch King was Éowyn's ex-boyfriend, whom she hated, and Merry had a crush on Éowyn, so he decided to help her kill the Witch King in order to impress her and get rid of any chance that the two could get back together. ----- How did Lotho gain power in the Shire? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

06-24-2002, 10:44 PM	#744
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	Lotho hypnotizeded his fellow hobbits with Lobelia's silver spoons. Once hypnotized, Lotho order the hobbits to turn over all pipe-weed and taters to him. After that it was a piece of cake! What was it that Treebeard liked about the young hobbits voices? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

06-25-2002, 08:39 AM	#745
Brin Londo Guest Posts: n/a	The Ent liked the way they pronounced their 'O's' and 'A's' in their perfect hobbit accents. Question - Who is Smaug and what did he do?

06-25-2002, 08:44 AM	#746
Daniel Telcontar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 713	Smaug was a hobbit with great ambitions. He tried to be elected rule of a dwarven kingdom but was rejected when they discovered his beard was false. Why did Bard become king of Dale? __________________ Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer

06-25-2002, 08:51 AM	#747
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	The Brain told him to, and now he is corrupted and wants to take over the world. Who is Elwë and what is he famous for? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-25-2002, 09:02 AM	#748
Daniel Telcontar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 713	Elwe is a man living in bree, famous for making cheese. What is Barliman's occupation? __________________ Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer

06-25-2002, 06:56 PM	#749
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	He may look like a fat innkeeper, but in reality he's one sexy night club singer. The ladies are all over him. (believe me I just typed that with a LOT of effort.) What is up with Morgoth? How come he's so mean? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-25-2002, 07:10 PM	#750
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	It's a deep, psycological issue that comes from the fact that he never got a hug from his parents and he was scarred for life because of it. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Yavanna? (Yes, I started reading the Sil for the first time. It's kinda confusing) __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

06-26-2002, 02:24 PM	#751
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Yavanna held the title of Miss Middle-Earth for an entire Age. ******************************************* Who in Middle Earth loved kittens most of all? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-26-2002, 05:28 PM	#752
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Wouldn't ya believe it, it was Grisnakh. He had such a bad case of kitten codependency, he almost didn't leave home to travel with the Uruk-hai. (Probably shouldn't have, because now all his poor, poor kittens are homeless [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]) Who was Morwen? What role did she play in the whole deelie? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-26-2002, 07:09 PM	#753
Uialellethwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Depths of Her Insane Mind, British Columbia, Canada Posts: 39	Morwen invented the modern wheel in Middle Earth! ((I know it's really lame, but it was her part of the whole "wheelie" a.k.a. deelie...)) Because of the wheel, everyone was able to travel to their wars and what not in less time! ((I hope that's good enough)) -------- Why did Saruman call himself Sharkù and try to take over the Shire? __________________ "As Sam sat, watching the others sleep even though he was not on watch duty, his mind relentlessly wandered to spam."

06-26-2002, 07:31 PM	#754
Lómelindi Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas Posts: 155	Saruman tried to take over the Shire because it is situated on top of an absolute ocean of oil reserves, and he thought that hobbit houses were nothing compared to black gold. He thought Sharkú sounded more powerful, and would have a better edge to it when he was introduced as an oil mogul. ---------------------------------- How was Middle-earth created? __________________ "The fires of Isengard will spread, and the woods of Tookborough and Buckland will burn, and...and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone! There won't be a Shire, Pippin." ~ Merry, TTT

06-27-2002, 02:46 AM	#755
Daniel Telcontar Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 713	Eru, the first baker in the world was tired of making honey cakes. So, he made a world, using sugar instead. The outcome was so good, that he couldn't eat the cake, he let it be and suddenly, it was populated. What does Gandalf use his staff for? __________________ Two beer or not two beer, that is the question; by Shakesbeer