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09-23-2005, 03:27 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Sauron does his best impression of Galadriel when she gets too excited. (ie. Mirror of Galadriel from movie.)
OR This is Sauron's twin. Sauron's the bad one, in case you didn't know.  OR Sauron has some major buck teeth. OR Sauron: "Oh, look, a lever! I wonder what it does?" *pulls lever* *gets electrocuted* OR 101 Ways To Defeat a Dark Lord #37- attach him to an arc welder.
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09-23-2005, 03:47 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Voiceover: Taking over Middle Earth. Just one more thing you can't do whilst being electrocuted.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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09-23-2005, 04:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 651
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The Maitre D'...
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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09-23-2005, 04:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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It was a well known, but amazingly well kept secret that sauron was known to taking to life-like mall christmas decor to boost holiday season support...
~ Aesthete
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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09-23-2005, 05:45 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Frodo: *sigh* He ate the phial...again
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-23-2005, 05:53 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Sauron had his fingers cut off in the midst of pulling splinters out of him.
(that would explain the tweezers in his left hand...) |
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09-23-2005, 06:58 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,996
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Are those feline or canine facial features?
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09-23-2005, 06:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN
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Sauron? Yes, that is what they used to call me, Sauron the black. I am Sauron the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.
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09-23-2005, 11:29 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Posts: 344
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(Pippin with a pale of water)
Pippin: Wonder what happens when I do this. *throws water on Sauron* Sauron: I'm melting... melting..... MELTING!!!!!! (little orcs run out around the now melting Sauron singing HI HO the witch is dead the wicked wicked witch is dead) Sauron lets out a final cry as he turns into a rainbow lollipop. Pippin: Hey look Merry a pretty lollipop. Wanna lick? ----------OR---------------- Sauron runs out of dark tower singing and dancing. Sauron: Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.......
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz..... |
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09-24-2005, 12:46 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sauron spent too long on the sun-bed.
OR Sauron the black, uncloaked.
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09-24-2005, 09:21 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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I don't know why but this came to mind(wonder what froid would say...)
Sauron: Behold I am the great Sauron Beavis(yes random):Really cool but I am the Great Cornholio S:But Im better B: Do you have TP? S:.....uh....no B:Than you su-- for I am the great cornholioooooooooo or(another less random one) Sauron:Let me get this straight Gandalf glows and all of a sudden he's mighty...but if i glow im dieing....dude thats messed up
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09-24-2005, 09:28 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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After killing Sauron, the men of Gondor turned him into Pelagir's first human lighthouse
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-24-2005, 09:43 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Sauron: What? What do you mean this set isn't for the Dragonball Z live-action movie try-outs?
--------- Later --------- Sauron: How could I not get the part? How?! I can do the glowy effects thing without the need for expensive visuals! *weeps* Elrond: It's okay...you'll get other jobs... Sauron: Easy for you to say, Agent Elrond....*muttering* jerk... |
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09-24-2005, 11:48 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Emperor Palpatine: If you will not turn, then you will be destroyed!
Frodo: Noooooooooo!!! *incoherent gargling* Help me Sauron, please! Darth Sauron: *hesitates, grabs Palpatine* ZZZZZZAAAPPPPPP!!!!!
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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09-24-2005, 11:55 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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going off of arcticstorm:
Frodo: But you're evil. Sauron: I know that!! I mean at the turn of the tide for my victory!!! Can't you all get that through your heads!?!?!? What? Did you think I'd turn into Gandalf and help defeat myself!?!? Sheez!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-24-2005, 11:59 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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So this is why you should never smoke, kids.
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09-24-2005, 02:03 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A hovel in Florin
Posts: 173
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Excuse the gamer-nerdiness...
"Curse you and your Mirror Shield!"
(Anyone who gets this is my new best friend.) |
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09-24-2005, 02:05 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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As one of the most powerful of the Maiar, Sauron's hickups were much more lethal!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-24-2005, 02:21 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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And from the bowels of Sauron bursts forth a new picture!
 Ring wraiths: RUN AWAY! Fury bunny rabbit!  OR R-Ws: Run Away! Gandalf the Grey! Uncloaked! Or yet! The Ring wraiths were not happy with the service at Burger King! Or further, Witch King: Who put jam on my seat?
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09-24-2005, 02:27 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Here's a twist
Witch-King: We found our way to Rivendell!! Yes!!
Ring Wraiths: Hurray for MapQuest!!!! *meanwhil in Rivendell* Arwen: Father!! The Black Riders crossed the Fords!!! Aragorn: I knew I should have gone instead of her!! Gandalf: That surprised me so much, I think I'm going to uncloak!! Elrond: I hate MapQuest!!!  Legolas: Hey!! Look!! Aragron's here!! And the Black Riders are coming!! And Gandalf's uncloaking!!! And Elrond hates MapQuest!!! Everyone:
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-24-2005, 02:48 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A hovel in Florin
Posts: 173
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Invisible minstrels:
Bravely the bold Ringwraiths Rode forth from Mordor... They were not afraid to die, O the brave Ringwraiths They were not at all afraid to be killed in ways... |
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09-24-2005, 03:36 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Witch King: Attack! Attack! Oh! Wait! Catastrophe!
Khamûl: What is it? Witch King: I left the iron on! We'll have to turn back! Or W-k *to Eowyn*:Come not between the Nazgul and his pray! Hay! Come back here I'm not finished!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-24-2005 at 03:39 PM. |
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09-24-2005, 03:36 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Contrary to popular belief, the Wraith's steeds could run on water.
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09-24-2005, 04:31 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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The polo game wasn't going too well.
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09-24-2005, 07:11 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Quote:
Ringwraith Minstrels: Brave Sir Witch-king ran away... Witch-king: No! R M: bravely ran away away... W-K: I didn't! R M: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. W-K: Shutup! R M: Yes, brave Sir Witch-King turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Or... The Ringwraiths enjoy a game of Ding-dong Doorbell ditch.
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09-24-2005, 07:53 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Seven Ringwraiths in Back: Kill the imposters!
Two Ringwraiths in Front: I knew we should've gotten black horses. |
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09-24-2005, 10:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Sauron pic:
Sauron: "I am Melkor returned, worship me and you will have plenty of man-flesh to eat! No more crow!" Nazgul pic: The Nazgul were late for their flight to Bohemian Grove.
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09-25-2005, 12:28 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Ring-wraiths: "Weren't we riding Black Horses?!"
OR The wraiths enjoy a stress relieving game of polo. OR The Ring-wraiths in front just can't help but look back at their super-cool flowing cloaks. OR It's the newest craze in the sporting world! Synchronized Water Horse-Racing! Only on ESPN 8, the Ocho!
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09-25-2005, 12:28 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Clearance sales at the Gap of Rohan always brought the undesirables of society.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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09-25-2005, 06:06 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Witch King: Tch! I knew I should've asked what the others were wearing to the halloween party!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-25-2005, 06:23 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
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Witch-King: Couldn't they have cancelled the polo game when they knew the hurricane was coming??
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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09-25-2005, 09:10 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Ringwraiths: Ahh, the next Picture...Gandalf! He's going to uncloak...
 Gandalf: Now, you are going to give the Ring to Frodo? Bilbo: Yes of course (thinks)...he, he, the fake one.
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09-25-2005, 09:17 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Bilbo: *between teeth* Can I please stop smiling now? It's starting to hurt.
Gandalf: Not until you learn what it'd be like if your face was stuck like that. This will teach you not to play tricks using that Ring of yours. Bilbo: But, it hurts... Gandalf: Don't make me uncloak... |
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09-25-2005, 09:18 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Gandalf: So then I uncloaked and the Balrog got scared and he fell!!!!
Bilbo: That's hil... you WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-25-2005, 09:31 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Gandalf: It's your own fault Bilbo, I tried to warn you. I said you'd be stuck like that if the wind changed and look what happened!
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09-25-2005, 09:56 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Narrator's voice: Bilbo drank too much ale and almost spilled the beans about the Ring to his guests. Fortunately, Gandalf was quick on the uptake to warn him. Once again, the day was saved by the wise wizard, only drawback being, Gandalf was drunk himself and missed, kicking Bilbo in his privates instead of merely treading on his foot...
Bilbo: Ouch.... Gandalf: What? Ah...um...yes.. Alas! It was this accursed boot that gave the pain. Few now have the skill in healing to match such evil weapons, you must go to Rivendell, for only Elrond can heal you! Bilbo: m-mm-mm-m... Gandalf: No 'm-m' ing required, you must go at once! Narrator's voice: And that's how Gandalf the Wise helped to rekindle Bilbo's passion for traveling and helped the Ring into Frodo's keeping! This is also the reason why Bilbo remained bachelor to the end of his days, for even Elrond's skill was not match enough, as Bilbo's somewhat damaged walking ability took him more than an year to reach Rivendell and it was too late... ahem, you know how it hurts when...ahem, but I'm straying... And they lived happily ever after, they did, yes!
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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09-25-2005, 12:02 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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The trickster Hobbit had poured Ex-lax in Gandalf's tea...
Gandalf: Mmmm, good tea. Bilbo: Yes, drink up.
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09-25-2005, 12:34 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Plotting their little joke
Gandalf: Okay then after the party we'll act like you have left, then I'll give Frodo your "special ring". Later I'll become convinced it's the one ring and send him on some wild goose chase to destroy the ring.
Bilbo: Do you think he'll believe it's the one ring? Gandalf: Of course he will, he believes anything I say.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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09-25-2005, 01:40 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On your grave, Dancing.
Posts: 101
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Little did Gandalf the Grey know that Bilbo Baggins set his staff aflame...
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09-25-2005, 02:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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Bilbo:So then I says.....
Gandalf(speaking):Really? fascinating Gandalf(thinking):So I was able to send this guy off and no one cared I wonder if anyone would noticed if he was gone forever.....eru! does he ever stop talking? Bilbo(continuing):Then I was totally p-oed and I says......... Gandalf(scratching into table):Redrumredrumredrum
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