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09-22-2005, 03:59 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Music for Midnight Cruises By Samwise, Peregrin, & Meridoc is provided by Sam & Pippin. Tonight it's Rockabye Baby with accompanying hand motions by Sam.
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09-22-2005, 04:20 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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All three Hobbits were outraged at the out come of the votes. They've all been evicted!!!
or Sean and Billy didn't realise that they were auditoning for the wrong movie. PJ: Uh guys? The "Scream" set is two doors down.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-22-2005, 04:30 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,996
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A sneak peek of the cast preparing for the new LotR musical.
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09-22-2005, 05:53 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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The Hobbits are outraged they aren't in the next picture...
 Old Man: Were those just two swallows carrying a coconut on a string? Or... Theoden: Shh, don't look, maybe they'll think we're working. Man with Hat: Why do you want that? Theoden: Because, it's Gandalf and Aragorn, if they see me they'll beg me to go to Minas Tirith and I don't want to. Old Man: I think that old wizard guy just uncloaked.
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09-22-2005, 05:57 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Man in Hat: Yikes! There's Grima!
Theoden: So what? Man in Hat: I stole my clothes from him! |
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09-22-2005, 06:13 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Theoden: i never wanted to be the Kin of this crummy country
everyone else:  Theoden: i wanted to be a Lumberjack! leaping from tree to tr- oh no Gandalf is coming uncloaked!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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09-22-2005, 06:21 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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King Theoden: Has Aragorn actually bathed?
Old Guy on the Right: No it cannot be, it must be a trick of the enemy! Aragorn off camera: 
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09-22-2005, 06:22 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Captain Theoden, of the Starship Edoras, is having technical difficulties.
Captain Kirk: Come...in...Starship Edoras. This...is...Captain Kirk. Captain Theoden: *whispering to First Mate* Shh...break up the transition. I hate talking to this guy. First Mate: Yes, sir. Captain Kirk: Oh no...you...are...breaking up. If...you can...hear...me, Admiral Sauron...of the...Star...destroyer...Barad-dur....is hunting...you. Beware... <End Transmission> Captain Theoden: What'd he say? First Mate: Dunno. I never pay attention to that has-been. |
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09-22-2005, 07:22 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,996
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Theoden's military planning is interrupted by a strange bearded young man arriving and yelling "ALAAAARM".
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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09-22-2005, 07:38 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Old Man: Who's that dirty guy?
Theoden: That's Aragorn...(to Aragorn) What do you want? Aragorn: Gondor's calling for aid! Theoden: I really want to throw my boot at you right now, but I'm a civilized man, so I won't. But, I'm going to think it! Or... Old Man: Why's everyone screaming? Theoden: Gandalf!
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09-22-2005, 08:09 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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For the previous pic:
Lucy, Susan and Peter try to get Edmumd to admit that he sees the lamppost.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-22-2005, 08:25 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
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Eowyn walks in on "the Guys" right after a heated discussion concerning her and Aragorn.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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09-22-2005, 08:39 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Theoden: >.< Iceberg! That wasn't on the map!
Guy in Center: Um..yes it was! I told you twenty times it was Theoden: Yeah...but your hat kinda threw me off. I mean, look at it! or Theoden and his friends were shocked to find out this wasn't the set for Henry VI or It was never before seen in the lands of Rohan for an elf of Mirkwood to moon a king or Theoden: Wait...so...you're saying it's over the river and through the woods to Grandmothers house? Aragorn: Yes Theoden: Oh 
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-22-2005, 08:39 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On your grave, Dancing.
Posts: 101
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Monty Python Time!
Man in Hat whispers: There he is!
Theoden: Where? Man in Hat: There! *points to a rabbit* Theoden: Behind the rabbit? Man in Hat: It is the rabbit. or Just then, as Aragorn walked into the room... Man in Hat: We are the Knights who say... Ni! |
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09-22-2005, 08:52 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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The obvious...
The men were not able to shield themselves from the blinding light that is...Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked! Or the oblivious... Theoden: Whoa, killer solo, dude.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-22-2005, 08:59 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On your grave, Dancing.
Posts: 101
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Just then, Aragorn entered the room and began to sing...
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours" The Men of Edoras who were within earshot died from laughter. |
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09-22-2005, 09:56 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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All the players jerk their eyes to the doorway. Who would dare disturb their game of Risk?!
OR These guys just got caught looking at a 'questionable' magazine. OR These guys just got caught trying to change the script. PJ: "You leave my script alone!" Theoden: "No! I'm going to do this for Tolkien!" *scribble, scribble, write* "Curses! Nothing can save this mess!" *rip rip rip* PJ: OR Black Hat Guy: "Look over there!" Everyone: "We don't see anything." *Black Hat Guy takes gold purse from table and puts into pocket* Black Hat Guy: *evilgrin* OR Everyone gasps in shock and horror at Aragorn's cursing.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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09-22-2005, 11:41 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 651
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Theoden:
What do you mean the war ended 2 weeks ago!?
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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09-23-2005, 12:07 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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The dwarves mating ritual comes to Edoras!
OR The Mouth of Sauron had his teeth cleaned! Man at back: I'm blind! Aaaaagh! Or yet: Aragorn: Erm, lord Théoden, you may want to just go and look in the mirror a second. Théoden: Why? Aragorn: There is something you should know about. Théoden: What is it? If you've got something to say, say it! Legolas: Your head is on fire! Everyone: *sigh* thank you Cpt Obvious.
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09-23-2005, 02:09 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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A Familiar Tale.
Theoden: "The bookcase is definitely leaning to the right. Which bit did we leave out?" Man in hat: "It appears from the instructions that we needed to join piece A to section F, instead of joining piece A to lintel D. And we've used up all the screws." Man in Armour: "Do you wish me to hot foot it down to B&Q sire? I can get some super glue."
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Gordon's alive!
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09-23-2005, 05:16 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,518
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Man in hat: How about we put the spa here.
Theoden: That's where the indoor basketball courts are going. (Gandalf walks in. Theoden throws map of Middle-earth over top). Gandalf: Don't try to fool me I know you were making plans for your new Estate.
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09-23-2005, 07:32 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Theoden: Eowen? Dresses in drag? Inconceivalbe!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-23-2005, 07:39 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Théoden: Now, we need to move our forces to the west and--
Simon Sharma: and as you can see, the pressures of being king really weighed down on Théoden as his enemies pressed in. Théoden: Do you have to do this now? S-s: Of course, how else will we get a good documentary? OR Peter Jackson, the Director, uncloaked! Now that’s just wrong.
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09-23-2005, 08:31 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Theoden to Rohan man off camera: "And this is supposed to be a painting of me?"
Rohan man off camera: "Well, I'm no da Vinci, but..." |
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09-23-2005, 09:55 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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they watch on as aragorn legolas and gimli sing
"we're knights of the round table...."(I dont know the whole song shame on me 
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09-23-2005, 10:00 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Mmmm....Donut....
*stares into camera*
Theoden: What do you call it? Gandalf: We call it *slaps hand on screen* Mr. Rental. There's a new technology out where you can watch the movie before it's even finished! Theoden: That's amazing! Let's watch! *watches* Theoden: Meh, this part is boring. Prepare to fast foward! Gandalf: Preparing to fast foward! Fast Fowarding! or Theoden: So...you're telling me all the Rohirrim just decided that now, in our darkest hour, was an appropreate time to stop at the DQ for a frostie?
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-23-2005, 10:03 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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gimli introduces his wife...(enough said)
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09-23-2005, 10:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Théoden: How dare you accuse me of actually being a corpse from the dead marshes! I'll have you know the flaming hat is very fashionable!
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09-23-2005, 11:41 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Shiny Sauron
Theoden: You're going to change the picture so soon?
Gandalf: Yes. I'm having a flashback...  For Holloween, Sauron dressed up as Carcharoth when he ate the simaril or Sauron: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! or Sauron: Thank you for freeing me from that awful ring! You have destoryed the curse. I can now live as free loving spirit amongst the peoples of Middle Earth Isildur: Really? Sauron: *turns back into Dark form* Naw, I'm just messin with ya or Sauron: I knew I shouldn't of tried that 'Aiya earendil Elenion Ancalima' stuff
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 09-23-2005 at 11:42 AM. Reason: 'As' isn't spelled 'Is' |
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09-23-2005, 11:55 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Legolas: Uh, Mr Sauron sir?
Sauron: What is it! I'm a little busy here. Legolas: Yes, I know, but you see - you're glowing. Sauron: 
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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09-23-2005, 12:09 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,648
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Sauron's experiment at creating finger tip flashlights goes horribly wrong!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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09-23-2005, 12:15 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,458
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Sauron presented quite a challenge for the radiographers when he went to A&E with his maimed hand...
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09-23-2005, 12:22 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Sauron had this nagging feeling that a little less silver polish might have been enough.
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09-23-2005, 12:41 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On your grave, Dancing.
Posts: 101
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Sauron turns to Isildur and asks "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
or Behold the armor the Dark Lord would have donned had he reclaimed his ring! The Armor of Urple Light! Armies would have too busy laughing to fight back as he conquered the lands. |
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09-23-2005, 12:45 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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for the Theoden pic...
(for those of you who like Family Guy
 )Playing Pictionary at Meduseld: Pippin (offscreen): "Jackel! Uh...jackel! Jackel. Is it, jackel? Jackel! It's a jackel!" Theoden: "I quit! It wasn't jackel the first time Pippin, why the heck would it be the next 50 times!?" |
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09-23-2005, 01:28 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,326
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Is it any wonder that Sauron ceased to serve Aule and the Valar? All that light just didn't look as good on his as ebony.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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09-23-2005, 01:58 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Théoden pic
(an advance sorry to those who normally do this) Théoden: Are we at Helm's Deep yet? Old guy: No sir. The map lied to us. Théoden: I hate MapQuest!!! Sauron pic Sauron: NOOOOO!!!! I AM DEFEATED!!!! Legolas: Hey everyone!!! Sauron's defeated!!!! Everyone, including Saruon:
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-23-2005, 02:07 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Sauron is accused of lying after saying "I did not eat all the pies!"
Or For all you Doctor Who fans; Sauron is an Auton! (look at his hand!
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09-23-2005, 02:17 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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A Silmaril, tired of being repeatedly stolen, decides to take action...
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09-23-2005, 02:20 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Pinnochio grows a nose when he lies. Sauron starts glowing.
Sauron: Grr...stuipd Duracel!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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