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The Elf-warrior · 07-02-2005, 05:33 PM

Fortunately the pickpockets weren't killed.

Gil-Galad · 07-02-2005, 06:17 PM

Unfortunately they becmae mad with anger and marched down the aisle to cut Legolas hair off

Meneltarmacil · 07-02-2005, 07:29 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf turned them into spotted toads.

The Elf-warrior · 07-02-2005, 08:27 PM

Unfortunately Ungoliant emerged from the East-Gate of Moria and headed south.

Gil-Galad · 07-03-2005, 09:57 AM

Fortunately the Bus was north and was heading North

Meneltarmacil · 07-03-2005, 11:14 AM

Unfortunately, it was headed right into a dragon's lair.

the guy who be short · 07-03-2005, 11:17 AM

Fortunately, "dragon's lair" is just cockney slang for a bus stop.

Meneltarmacil · 07-03-2005, 11:20 AM

Unfortunately, a giant squid got on the bus and thought Frodo looked tasty.

Gil-Galad · 07-03-2005, 11:23 AM

Fortunately it had to spit Frodo back out because his parents told him not to eat hobbits off the ground

Larien Telemnar · 07-03-2005, 12:10 PM

Unfortunately, he spit Frodo out the window.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-03-2005, 12:20 PM

Fortunately he landed on a trampoline.

Meneltarmacil · 07-03-2005, 02:55 PM

Unfortunately, it bounced him into a bottomless pit of doom.

Larien Telemnar · 07-03-2005, 04:12 PM

Fortunately, there was a net over the pit, so Frodo was saved.

Celuien · 07-03-2005, 04:33 PM

Unfortunately, the net was a spider's web.

Meneltarmacil · 07-03-2005, 08:16 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had the Phial of Galadriel.

Gil-Galad · 07-03-2005, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately you had to insert 25 cents

Meneltarmacil · 07-03-2005, 09:05 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had several quarters.

Gil-Galad · 07-03-2005, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately he dropped all of them into the spiders mouth

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-03-2005, 11:45 PM

Fortunately, the spider got the 'quarters' stuck in its throat and died.

Kath · 07-04-2005, 06:39 AM

Unfortunately the FAN's (First Aid Nymph's) arrived and performed the Heimlich Manoeuvre thus causing the quarters to ping out of the spiders throat, break the net, hit Frodo on the head and everything falls down.

Meneltarmacil · 07-04-2005, 11:13 AM

Fortunately, the bottomless pit of doom was inhabited by friendly pterodactyls that gave Frodo a ride back up.

The Elf-warrior · 07-04-2005, 01:01 PM

Unfortunately Ungoliant scored her first above-ground kill in centuries, a horse and a rider.

Meneltarmacil · 07-04-2005, 03:53 PM

Fortunately, this didn't affect the current situation.

The Elf-warrior · 07-04-2005, 04:09 PM

Unfortunately the pterodactyl carrying Frodo freaked out everyone so Frodo had to land far from home.

Kath · 07-05-2005, 02:36 AM

Fortunately this was a good thing as everyone back home was mad at Frodo for having sold Bag End to the Sackville-Bagginses.

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 10:06 AM

Unfortunately Ungoliant was continuing her reign of terror in Rohan.

the guy who be short · 07-05-2005, 11:52 AM

Fortunately, nobody cared about Ungoliant because the main storyline was focusing on Frodo.

Kath · 07-05-2005, 12:02 PM

Unfortunately this was deemed rather insulting to The Elf-Warrior who went on a murderous rampage against TGWBS.

Gil-Galad · 07-05-2005, 03:31 PM

Fortunately Gil-Galad didn't do anything as he watched Ungoliant devour TGWBS

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 03:57 PM

Unfortunately The Elf-warrior was devoured by Ungoliant too.

Gil-Galad · 07-05-2005, 03:59 PM

Fortunately Gil-Galad and Kath didn't do anything...and is that a smirk on Kath's face?

Kath · 07-05-2005, 04:12 PM

Unfortunately that was a smirk on Kath's face as Ungoliant choked on the Elf-Warrior as so was removed from all future storylines.

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 04:20 PM

Fortunately thus was the gravest threat to Middle-Earth since Sauron removed. Huzzah! Oh, and by the way, I can continue posting on this thread.

Meneltarmacil · 07-05-2005, 05:19 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth somehow escaped from the Void.

Gil-Galad · 07-05-2005, 06:14 PM

Fortunately he was also devoured along with TGWBS and Elf_Warrior

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 06:23 PM

Unfortunately Frodo caught a cold walking back home.

Meneltarmacil · 07-05-2005, 06:27 PM

Fortunately, a 15-foot tall talking duck inexplicably cured it.

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 10:47 PM

Unfortunately it was sheer coincidence because the duck was a quack.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 06:54 AM

Fortunately the Duck made Frodo get Aflack insurance

the guy who be short · 07-06-2005, 07:11 AM

Unfortunately, the duck got ensnared in a time warp, went forward to the 21st Century, and got eaten in a chinese restaurant with delightful plum sauce.

07-02-2005, 05:33 PM	#681
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the pickpockets weren't killed. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-02-2005, 06:17 PM	#682
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately they becmae mad with anger and marched down the aisle to cut Legolas hair off __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-02-2005, 07:29 PM	#683
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gandalf turned them into spotted toads. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-02-2005, 08:27 PM	#684
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Ungoliant emerged from the East-Gate of Moria and headed south. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-03-2005, 09:57 AM	#685
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the Bus was north and was heading North __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-03-2005, 11:14 AM	#686
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it was headed right into a dragon's lair. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-03-2005, 11:17 AM	#687
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Fortunately, "dragon's lair" is just cockney slang for a bus stop.

07-03-2005, 11:20 AM	#688
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a giant squid got on the bus and thought Frodo looked tasty. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-03-2005, 11:23 AM	#689
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately it had to spit Frodo back out because his parents told him not to eat hobbits off the ground __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-03-2005, 12:10 PM	#690
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Unfortunately, he spit Frodo out the window. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

07-03-2005, 12:20 PM	#691
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately he landed on a trampoline. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-03-2005, 02:55 PM	#692
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it bounced him into a bottomless pit of doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-03-2005, 04:12 PM	#693
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Fortunately, there was a net over the pit, so Frodo was saved. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

07-03-2005, 04:33 PM	#694
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, the net was a spider's web. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-03-2005, 08:16 PM	#695
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo had the Phial of Galadriel. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-03-2005, 09:01 PM	#696
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately you had to insert 25 cents __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-03-2005, 09:05 PM	#697
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo had several quarters. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-03-2005, 09:06 PM	#698
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately he dropped all of them into the spiders mouth __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-03-2005, 11:45 PM	#699
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the spider got the 'quarters' stuck in its throat and died. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-04-2005, 06:39 AM	#700
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the FAN's (First Aid Nymph's) arrived and performed the Heimlich Manoeuvre thus causing the quarters to ping out of the spiders throat, break the net, hit Frodo on the head and everything falls down. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-04-2005, 11:13 AM	#701
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the bottomless pit of doom was inhabited by friendly pterodactyls that gave Frodo a ride back up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-04-2005, 01:01 PM	#702
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Ungoliant scored her first above-ground kill in centuries, a horse and a rider. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-04-2005, 03:53 PM	#703
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this didn't affect the current situation. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-04-2005, 04:09 PM	#704
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the pterodactyl carrying Frodo freaked out everyone so Frodo had to land far from home. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-05-2005, 02:36 AM	#705
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this was a good thing as everyone back home was mad at Frodo for having sold Bag End to the Sackville-Bagginses. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-05-2005, 10:06 AM	#706
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Ungoliant was continuing her reign of terror in Rohan. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-05-2005, 11:52 AM	#707
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Fortunately, nobody cared about Ungoliant because the main storyline was focusing on Frodo.

07-05-2005, 12:02 PM	#708
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately this was deemed rather insulting to The Elf-Warrior who went on a murderous rampage against TGWBS. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-05-2005, 03:31 PM	#709
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Gil-Galad didn't do anything as he watched Ungoliant devour TGWBS __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-05-2005, 03:57 PM	#710
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately The Elf-warrior was devoured by Ungoliant too. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-05-2005, 03:59 PM	#711
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Gil-Galad and Kath didn't do anything...and is that a smirk on Kath's face? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-05-2005, 04:12 PM	#712
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately that was a smirk on Kath's face as Ungoliant choked on the Elf-Warrior as so was removed from all future storylines. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-05-2005, 04:20 PM	#713
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately thus was the gravest threat to Middle-Earth since Sauron removed. Huzzah! Oh, and by the way, I can continue posting on this thread. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-05-2005, 05:19 PM	#714
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Moving on... Unfortunately, Morgoth somehow escaped from the Void. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-05-2005, 06:14 PM	#715
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately he was also devoured along with TGWBS and Elf_Warrior __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.