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Bêthberry · 09-03-2005, 08:00 AM

"See, Donald Trump, this is the way real men handle a receding hairline."

Gurthang · 09-03-2005, 09:42 AM

Agent Elrond takes out glitches in Middle-Matrix.

OR

Elrond: "Ooh! Is that a pink-chested warbler? That's another one for Exotic Bird Bingo! I am really lovin' this."

OR

Pointing Orc: "Hey! Check out this guy: He's got pointy Ears! HAHAHA!"
Elrond:

OR

Elrond smiles with pleasure at yet another perfectly cut cake.

Kath · 09-03-2005, 10:14 AM

Elrond realises he just stuck his sword in his foot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2005, 11:39 AM

Elrond: You see, Gilgallad, your foot looks much better with a sword though it.

OR

Elrond, battle feild surgen.

mormegil · 09-03-2005, 11:48 AM

Even during battle, elves didn't forget the essentials of civility and protection, take Elrond's stunning purple cape for example. Any fashion forward orc wouldn't dream of harming such a garment.

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 11:54 AM

Elrond was having, just like Gandalf at Minas Tirith, a hard time teaching break-dancing to the orcs.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2005, 12:05 PM

Yes, its ture... Elrond was the Mouth of Sauron's dentist!

Elrond: Just open wide!

Holbytlass · 09-03-2005, 12:51 PM

Elrond: WHAT?! Deny me access to the Down's, take that, white #403!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-03-2005, 12:54 PM

Severed arm: "FEAR MY WRATH!"

Elrond: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

or (a proper caption):

Every girl at the disco went wild for Elrond's full battle-suit.

Gil-Galad · 09-03-2005, 12:56 PM

Elrond: you are defeated orc

Orc: no i'm not

Elrond: what! your arms off!

Orc: no its not

Elrond: whats that!

orc:...i've had worse

Elrond: you lie!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2005, 12:56 PM

Inspired by Eomer...

Elrond only won the Disco competition by cutting the legs off the other competitors.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 09-03-2005, 01:18 PM

Life was one big rave party in the golden Second Age.

or

"In the game of Werewolf... Sometimes, Guardians don't last the night."

Mithalwen · 09-03-2005, 02:03 PM

It is definitely Elrond - trust me I have been gawping at Hugo Weaving for over 20 years (everyone should have a hobby)

After years of running a refuge for needy, grabby relatives and other wasters, Elrond found killing things really therapeutic....

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-03-2005, 02:23 PM

The village had decided: ++ELROND

OR

Elrond took the next step in his somewhat bizarre lifelong quest to become a goldfish: he had scales attached.

Alcarillo · 09-03-2005, 03:38 PM

Elrond killed the man who pointed out that he was wearing Arwen's purple shawl.

Elrond: It's not a shawl, it's a cloak!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2005, 03:56 PM

Elrond: Dance, Orc! Dance!

Gilgalad: Elrond! He's paralysed!

Elrond: That doesn’t mean he cannot hear! Dance, Orc! Dance!

Lalwendë · 09-03-2005, 04:03 PM

Elrond goes ape on the dancefloor when the DJ plays Dancing Queen.

The Only Real Estel · 09-03-2005, 05:13 PM

Elrond: "I see you have only two and a half fingers. Someone is looking for you."

The Elf-warrior · 09-03-2005, 05:47 PM

Elrond: "Come not between Elrond and his prey!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 07:26 AM

Elrond bought the Orc version of "The Little Book of Calm" and found to his surprise that it worked particularly well.

Elrond: Wow, I never realised how calming a good maiming is!

The Perky Ent · 09-04-2005, 09:54 AM

Soldier: So...did you just kill Gil-Galad, steal his armor, take his weapon, and marry the women of his country?

Elrond: Eh, he had it commin

Mithalwen · 09-04-2005, 12:00 PM

There was noone else around but Pippin hoped desperately that the huge grey wrinkly thing was not his blind date.........

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 02:39 PM

Elrond: get your sorry self up and into that ambulance! come on!

Gil-Galad: i don't think your "tough love" is working, lets go get the stretcher

Alcarillo · 09-04-2005, 02:44 PM

Elrond was once a model, showing off the designer armor of Mirdain&Khazad.

Kath · 09-04-2005, 03:18 PM

Voice emanating from arm: It could be you!

Elrond: What could be me?

Voice: Er, I don't know. I've never been asked that before.

OR

Elrond: I'm sorry but I'm in the middle of a battle, I really don't have time to buy anything!

The Only Real Estel · 09-04-2005, 05:13 PM

Elrond: "Ah. I see your swartz is as big as mine..."

Gil-Galad · 09-04-2005, 05:25 PM

Orc: theres something you need to know about us

Elrond: what?

Orc: I am your father's brothers' nephew's cousin's former room mate

Elrond: and what does that make us?

orc: Absolutly nothing

Elrond...okay

Gurthang · 09-04-2005, 07:26 PM

Elrond was mad because the orc was taller than he was. So he cut off the orcs legs. Now he's not so mad.

OR

Erlond: "Man, it's so hard to water these orc plants! They keep grabbing the hose!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-04-2005, 09:48 PM

Elrond: You can tell that my future daughter will marry a scruffy mortal, just by looking at my pants?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-04-2005, 11:52 PM

Elrond: A Horse! A Horse! My Kingdom, for a Horse!

Gillgallad: You're not a king.

Elrond: Shh! They don't know that!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-05-2005, 12:02 AM

It's hard playing golf against Orcs.

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-05-2005, 03:43 AM

Elrond prepares to defend himself against the dreaded Glove Puppet of Doom ...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2005, 05:11 AM

Elrond: You cannot kill me! I've just filmed the going to valinor scene from The Return of the King! So I’m invincible!

The Only Real Estel · 09-05-2005, 06:41 AM

Agent Smith: "Ugh, somebody kill me! I didn't mean to take over the body of a purple-winged fairy!"

Kath · 09-05-2005, 07:36 AM

Elrond watches in astonishment as the orc arm slowly metamorphoses into a bird!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2005, 09:28 AM

Elrond: That's for the new picture!

Frodo was very shocked with that the Sac-vill-Bagginses had done to Bag-End.

OR

Frodo: Where IS that light coming from? Having said that, where is that music coming from?

Kath · 09-05-2005, 09:34 AM

Frodo realises his hair is stuck to the wall.

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2005, 09:47 AM

Frodo took one look around and said "Gollem! If you're going to play with the hot glue gun, i'm not going to let you use it!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 09-05-2005, 09:54 AM

Frodo: Note to self, next time clean the attic while it's still possible.

Estelyn Telcontar · 09-05-2005, 09:55 AM

Frodo: Let's stop playing hide-and-seek, Sam!

or...

Frodo: I'm lost - I hate MapQuest!

09-03-2005, 08:00 AM	#7081
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	"See, Donald Trump, this is the way real men handle a receding hairline." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-03-2005, 09:42 AM	#7082
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Agent Elrond takes out glitches in Middle-Matrix. OR Elrond: "Ooh! Is that a pink-chested warbler? That's another one for Exotic Bird Bingo! I am really lovin' this." OR Pointing Orc: "Hey! Check out this guy: He's got pointy Ears! HAHAHA!" Elrond: OR Elrond smiles with pleasure at yet another perfectly cut cake. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-03-2005, 10:14 AM	#7083
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Elrond realises he just stuck his sword in his foot. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-03-2005, 11:39 AM	#7084
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: You see, Gilgallad, your foot looks much better with a sword though it. OR Elrond, battle feild surgen. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2005, 11:48 AM	#7085
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Even during battle, elves didn't forget the essentials of civility and protection, take Elrond's stunning purple cape for example. Any fashion forward orc wouldn't dream of harming such a garment. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-03-2005, 11:54 AM	#7086
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Elrond was having, just like Gandalf at Minas Tirith, a hard time teaching break-dancing to the orcs. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 12:05 PM	#7087
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Yes, its ture... Elrond was the Mouth of Sauron's dentist! Elrond: Just open wide! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2005, 12:51 PM	#7088
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Elrond: WHAT?! Deny me access to the Down's, take that, white #403! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

09-03-2005, 12:54 PM	#7089
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	(Very) bad horror movie Severed arm: "FEAR MY WRATH!" Elrond: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! or (a proper caption): Every girl at the disco went wild for Elrond's full battle-suit. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-03-2005, 12:56 PM	#7090
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Elrond: you are defeated orc Orc: no i'm not Elrond: what! your arms off! Orc: no its not Elrond: whats that! orc:...i've had worse Elrond: you lie! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-03-2005, 12:56 PM	#7091
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Inspired by Eomer... Elrond only won the Disco competition by cutting the legs off the other competitors. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2005, 01:18 PM	#7092
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Elrond's yearbook... Life was one big rave party in the golden Second Age. or "In the game of Werewolf... Sometimes, Guardians don't last the night." __________________ Fenris Wolf

09-03-2005, 02:03 PM	#7093
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Elrond finds a cure for his PMT It is definitely Elrond - trust me I have been gawping at Hugo Weaving for over 20 years (everyone should have a hobby) After years of running a refuge for needy, grabby relatives and other wasters, Elrond found killing things really therapeutic.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-03-2005, 02:23 PM	#7094
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The village had decided: ++ELROND OR Elrond took the next step in his somewhat bizarre lifelong quest to become a goldfish: he had scales attached. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-03-2005, 03:38 PM	#7095
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Elrond killed the man who pointed out that he was wearing Arwen's purple shawl. Elrond: It's not a shawl, it's a cloak!

09-03-2005, 03:56 PM	#7096
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Dance, Orc! Dance! Gilgalad: Elrond! He's paralysed! Elrond: That doesn’t mean he cannot hear! Dance, Orc! Dance! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2005, 04:03 PM	#7097
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond goes ape on the dancefloor when the DJ plays Dancing Queen. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-03-2005, 05:13 PM	#7098
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Princess Bride Elrond: "I see you have only two and a half fingers. Someone is looking for you."

09-03-2005, 05:47 PM	#7099
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond: "Come not between Elrond and his prey!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-04-2005, 07:26 AM	#7100
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond bought the Orc version of "The Little Book of Calm" and found to his surprise that it worked particularly well. Elrond: Wow, I never realised how calming a good maiming is! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-04-2005, 09:54 AM	#7101
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Soldier: So...did you just kill Gil-Galad, steal his armor, take his weapon, and marry the women of his country? Elrond: Eh, he had it commin __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-04-2005, 12:00 PM	#7102
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	There was noone else around but Pippin hoped desperately that the huge grey wrinkly thing was not his blind date......... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-04-2005, 02:39 PM	#7103
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Elvish paramedics Elrond: get your sorry self up and into that ambulance! come on! Gil-Galad: i don't think your "tough love" is working, lets go get the stretcher __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-04-2005, 02:44 PM	#7104
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Elrond was once a model, showing off the designer armor of Mirdain&Khazad.

09-04-2005, 03:18 PM	#7105
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Voice emanating from arm: It could be you! Elrond: What could be me? Voice: Er, I don't know. I've never been asked that before. OR Elrond: I'm sorry but I'm in the middle of a battle, I really don't have time to buy anything! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-04-2005, 05:13 PM	#7106
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond: "Ah. I see your swartz is as big as mine..."

09-04-2005, 05:25 PM	#7107
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	it continues Orc: theres something you need to know about us Elrond: what? Orc: I am your father's brothers' nephew's cousin's former room mate Elrond: and what does that make us? orc: Absolutly nothing Elrond...okay __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-04-2005, 07:26 PM	#7108
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond was mad because the orc was taller than he was. So he cut off the orcs legs. Now he's not so mad. OR Erlond: "Man, it's so hard to water these orc plants! They keep grabbing the hose!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-04-2005, 09:48 PM	#7109
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Pants. Elrond: You can tell that my future daughter will marry a scruffy mortal, just by looking at my pants? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 09-04-2005 at 09:54 PM. Reason: wizardry issues

09-04-2005, 11:52 PM	#7110
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: A Horse! A Horse! My Kingdom, for a Horse! Gillgallad: You're not a king. Elrond: Shh! They don't know that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 12:02 AM	#7111
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	<- Pretend it's a golf ball. It's hard playing golf against Orcs. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-05-2005, 03:43 AM	#7112
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Elrond prepares to defend himself against the dreaded Glove Puppet of Doom ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-05-2005, 05:11 AM	#7113
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: You cannot kill me! I've just filmed the going to valinor scene from The Return of the King! So I’m invincible! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2005, 06:41 AM	#7114
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Agent Smith: "Ugh, somebody kill me! I didn't mean to take over the body of a purple-winged fairy!"

09-05-2005, 07:36 AM	#7115
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Elrond watches in astonishment as the orc arm slowly metamorphoses into a bird! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”