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The Perky Ent · 09-01-2005, 07:34 PM

Y'all are gonna hate me for this but...

Pippin: Merry?
Merry: yes, Pippin?
Pippin: At least we got something good out of this
Merry: What's that?
Pippin: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Kitanna · 09-01-2005, 07:36 PM

Next on the Discovery Channel: When Wizards explode.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-01-2005, 09:28 PM

Pippin: Do you think Eru lets you plea-bargain?

Merry: I'd be worried more about Gandalf.

Lhunardawen · 09-01-2005, 10:25 PM

This is Merry and Pippin, five minutes after breakdancing with Bill the Balrog.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-01-2005, 10:36 PM

This is what happens to those who use Leggy's shampoo without permission.

Gurthang · 09-01-2005, 11:34 PM

Merry's face got rearranged.

OR

Pippin and Merry had thought it would be cool to show up at the party with the exact same hairdos. Contrawise, it resulted in all the other kids throwing mud at them.

OR

Some people never learn: After already getting fried once by Bilbo's gag gigantic bug zapper, Merry and Pippin are still unable to take their eyes off of the luring fluorescent glow.

OR

Merry: "Hey, Pip."
Pippin: "Yes, Merry."
Merry: "I think that pipeweed we just lit up was actually firecrackers."
Pippin: "Oh! Well that explains everything!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2005, 11:54 PM

After five hours of distracting the Orcs outside Minas Tirith, Pippin and Merry began to feel tired.

OR

Merry: Well I never. Who would have thought it?

Pippin: I know! Now we can make a fortune by selling these Balrog wings on eBay!

- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

Ainaserkewen · 09-02-2005, 12:13 AM

Casting directors for Christina Aguilera Videos.

Directors: Sorry boys, but it's just not the kind of dirty we're looking for.

The Perky Ent · 09-02-2005, 12:32 AM

Merry: Pip?
Pippin: Yes Merry?
Merry: What have we learned?
Pippin: *sigh* Don't put popcorn in the microwave for five hours
Merry: Good.
Pippin: I just wish it wasn't the caramel kind

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 12:37 AM

When Merry and Pippin placed that bomb under Gandalf's cloak, they hoped that they were not his next uncloaking victims... they were wrong.

- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

The Only Real Estel · 09-02-2005, 07:18 AM

Merry: "Now that's what I'd call out of the frying pan into the fire!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 07:45 AM

Now they knew why inviting a dragon to tea when he had a cold was a bad idea.

OR

This is what happens when smell The Mouth of Sauron’s Breath.

Beanamir of Gondor · 09-02-2005, 08:05 AM

Merry: Pip, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Pippin: I do believe I am, Merry.
*ominous pause*
Merry and Pippin: WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! (etc.)

The Only Real Estel · 09-02-2005, 08:50 AM

Merry: "Pippin, I'm beginning to think sparkler bombs might not be our thing."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 09:05 AM

Pippin: WOW! What is that?

Merry: Why, I do believe it’s a new picture!

Pippin: Clean up on isle 4!

OR

Pippin makes a desperate dash to get away from Gandalf before he can uncloak.

Bêthberry · 09-02-2005, 09:09 AM

Pippin: "I wish they hadn't given me boots to wear when they put me in this livery. I just can't seem to get my footing."

mormegil · 09-02-2005, 09:15 AM

As he scrambles to find the nearest facility, Pippin fights off the urge but even during war 'the call of nature' can be a powerful foe.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 09:17 AM

Gandalf: There are a hundred Oliphants coming over the horizon. I know what to do! Pippin, stall them!

Pippin:

OR

In the middle of Battle, Pippin couldn’t suppress the urge to burst into song!

Kath · 09-02-2005, 11:29 AM

Pippin realises that the Oliphaunt behind him is still alive, and is now standing on his cloak!

OR

Billy decided to try out for the role of Frodo using the crazy-person fall.

Kitanna · 09-02-2005, 12:08 PM

Billy Boyd tries out for the role of Maria in The Sound of Music.
Billy: The hills are alive! With the sound of music!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-02-2005, 12:49 PM

Pippin seeks refuge from the wrath of the Giant Slugs. (Those things in the background. They kind of, well, they kind of look a bit like slugs. Oh well...)

OR

Pippin: "Frodo! Come quickly! I've found Glorfindel!"

Frodo: "Really? Let me see him!"

Pippin: *muffled laughter* "Sucker..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2005, 12:56 PM

Yes, that's right, I'm up to 400... Yes, that’s right, I have no life.

Any, captions that are Crazy:

Giving up smoking really took its toll on Pippin.

OR

Pippin realises that he is never going to beat Boromir at Disco, even while wearing Gondorian armour.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 01:38 PM

Pippin: Frodo! I found your head!!

Gurthang · 09-02-2005, 01:46 PM

Pippin is very distraught over losing his new sword. Ironically, it's still strapped to his waist.

OR

Pippin (singing): "It's a small world after all!"

OR

Pippin takes on a new job singing opera.

OR

Pippin: "Ahh.. Ahhh! AHCHOOO!"

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Pippin (singing): "It's a small world after all!"

How about, Somewhere over the rainbow?

Or...

Pippin did not see Gimli (who was unfortunately wearing his helmet) crawling on the ground.

mormegil · 09-02-2005, 03:19 PM

Billy Boyd: Not merely being content with playing the on screen Pipping Tries out for Lord of the Rings: the musical.

Billy (singing): Merry! Oh Merry! I know you are out there dear Merry! You helped to slay the foul Witch King, Oh Merry! Sing to me dear Merry and I'll bring you home.

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-02-2005, 05:45 PM

Pippin: Because I'm worth it!

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 05:51 PM

Pippin: See this Mumak behind me, you want this to happen to you old man?

CaptainofDespair · 09-02-2005, 05:53 PM

The Witch-King throws the wildest parties...

The Elf-warrior · 09-02-2005, 06:09 PM

Pippin couldn't resist singing the pink elephants song from Dumbo.

THE Ka · 09-02-2005, 06:17 PM

Pippin began to regret volunteering to clean the 'rats' out of Denethor's 'closet'....

~ Aesthete

Oddwen · 09-02-2005, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EotR

Pippin: "Frodo! Come quickly! I've found Glorfindel!"

Pippin: Frodo! Come quickly! I've found where Arwen hid the body!

The Perky Ent · 09-02-2005, 10:48 PM

Pippin: Wait a minute...there's no barmaids handing out free lembas here! Gandalf you tricked me!

Shout out if you know where the reference is from

The Only Real Estel · 09-02-2005, 11:30 PM

Pippin: "What's a...gigawatt?"

-or-

Pippin & Merry: "Ah, so that's what a swirly is!"

Lhunardawen · 09-02-2005, 11:58 PM

Pippin: "I feel pretty...oh so pretty..."

*collective groan*

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2005, 12:53 AM

When Denathor told Pippin that there were Rats in the Pipes, he had assumed he meant the swage piping... he was wrong.

OR

Pippin just stepped on a hedgehog.

Boromir88 · 09-03-2005, 06:59 AM

Pippin: Come back, here's a picture!

(Supposedly this is Cirdan, but it kind of looks like Gil-Galad. I'm just going to go with Cirdan).

Cirdan: Let's Dance!

Edit: Or...

Cirdan: It takes three to Tango.

CaptainofDespair · 09-03-2005, 07:52 AM

It also looks like Elrond...

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The Elves had finally lost it. Believing in their superiority, they thought that they could stop Dungeon Master Sauron's evil plans. Well, they did. But a lot of them died. So there.

Morsul the Dark · 09-03-2005, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainofDespair

It also looks like Elrond...

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The Elves had finally lost it. Believing in their superiority, they thought that they could stop Dungeon Master Sauron's evil plans. Well, they did. But a lot of them died. So there.

Continuing D+D refrences

Elrond:Yes a 19 I win right?
Sauron:No see these orcs have super armor you needed a perfect 20 to win!
Elrond:your cheating, MOM SAURON'S CHEATING AGAIN!
Mom:Sauron let you brother win sometimes you know he'll grow up to be bitter if you win at everything!
Sauron:Awe mom come on!

everyone in ME: Sauron and Elrond....are....brothers?

Glirdan · 09-03-2005, 07:59 AM

.....so I'm gonna go with Elrond.

Elrond went fey because he saw Gandalf uncloaked.

or

Elrond: Pippin won't ever find me here!

09-01-2005, 07:34 PM	#7041
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Y'all are gonna hate me for this but... Pippin: Merry? Merry: yes, Pippin? Pippin: At least we got something good out of this Merry: What's that? Pippin: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-01-2005, 07:36 PM	#7042
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Next on the Discovery Channel: When Wizards explode. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-01-2005, 09:28 PM	#7043
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	How to get out of this one? Pippin: Do you think Eru lets you plea-bargain? Merry: I'd be worried more about Gandalf. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-01-2005, 10:25 PM	#7044
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Haven't we done this one before? This is Merry and Pippin, five minutes after breakdancing with Bill the Balrog.

09-01-2005, 10:36 PM	#7045
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Security systems. This is what happens to those who use Leggy's shampoo without permission. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-01-2005, 11:34 PM	#7046
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Look Closely... Merry's face got rearranged. OR Pippin and Merry had thought it would be cool to show up at the party with the exact same hairdos. Contrawise, it resulted in all the other kids throwing mud at them. OR Some people never learn: After already getting fried once by Bilbo's gag gigantic bug zapper, Merry and Pippin are still unable to take their eyes off of the luring fluorescent glow. OR Merry: "Hey, Pip." Pippin: "Yes, Merry." Merry: "I think that pipeweed we just lit up was actually firecrackers." Pippin: "Oh! Well that explains everything!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-01-2005, 11:54 PM	#7047
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After five hours of distracting the Orcs outside Minas Tirith, Pippin and Merry began to feel tired. OR Merry: Well I never. Who would have thought it? Pippin: I know! Now we can make a fortune by selling these Balrog wings on eBay! - Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-02-2005 at 12:38 AM. Reason: Rats in the pipes

09-02-2005, 12:13 AM	#7048
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Casting directors for Christina Aguilera Videos. Directors: Sorry boys, but it's just not the kind of dirty we're looking for. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

09-02-2005, 12:32 AM	#7049
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Merry: Pip? Pippin: Yes Merry? Merry: What have we learned? Pippin: sigh Don't put popcorn in the microwave for five hours Merry: Good. Pippin: I just wish it wasn't the caramel kind __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-02-2005, 12:37 AM	#7050
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Merry and Pippin placed that bomb under Gandalf's cloak, they hoped that they were not his next uncloaking victims... they were wrong. - Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-02-2005 at 12:39 AM. Reason: Rats in the pipes

09-02-2005, 07:18 AM	#7051
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry: "Now that's what I'd call out of the frying pan into the fire!"

09-02-2005, 07:45 AM	#7052
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Now they knew why inviting a dragon to tea when he had a cold was a bad idea. OR This is what happens when smell The Mouth of Sauron’s Breath. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 08:05 AM	#7053
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Merry: Pip, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Pippin: I do believe I am, Merry. ominous pause Merry and Pippin: WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! (etc.) __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

09-02-2005, 08:50 AM	#7054
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry: "Pippin, I'm beginning to think sparkler bombs might not be our thing."

09-02-2005, 09:05 AM	#7055
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: WOW! What is that? Merry: Why, I do believe it’s a new picture! Pippin: Clean up on isle 4! OR Pippin makes a desperate dash to get away from Gandalf before he can uncloak. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 09:09 AM	#7056
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,996	Pippin: "I wish they hadn't given me boots to wear when they put me in this livery. I just can't seem to get my footing." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-02-2005, 09:15 AM	#7057
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	As he scrambles to find the nearest facility, Pippin fights off the urge but even during war 'the call of nature' can be a powerful foe. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-02-2005, 09:17 AM	#7058
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: There are a hundred Oliphants coming over the horizon. I know what to do! Pippin, stall them! Pippin: OR In the middle of Battle, Pippin couldn’t suppress the urge to burst into song! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 11:29 AM	#7059
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin realises that the Oliphaunt behind him is still alive, and is now standing on his cloak! OR Billy decided to try out for the role of Frodo using the crazy-person fall. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-02-2005, 12:08 PM	#7060
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Billy Boyd tries out for the role of Maria in The Sound of Music. Billy: The hills are alive! With the sound of music! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-02-2005, 12:49 PM	#7061
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin seeks refuge from the wrath of the Giant Slugs. (Those things in the background. They kind of, well, they kind of look a bit like slugs. Oh well...) OR Pippin: "Frodo! Come quickly! I've found Glorfindel!" Frodo: "Really? Let me see him!" Pippin: muffled laughter "Sucker..." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-02-2005, 12:56 PM	#7062
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	400th Crazy Captions Post! :D Yes, that's right, I'm up to 400... Yes, that’s right, I have no life. Any, captions that are Crazy: Giving up smoking really took its toll on Pippin. OR Pippin realises that he is never going to beat Boromir at Disco, even while wearing Gondorian armour. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2005, 01:38 PM	#7063
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Pippin: Frodo! I found your head!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 01:46 PM	#7064
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Pippin is very distraught over losing his new sword. Ironically, it's still strapped to his waist. OR Pippin (singing): "It's a small world after all!" OR Pippin takes on a new job singing opera. OR Pippin: "Ahh.. Ahhh! AHCHOOO!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-02-2005, 03:19 PM	#7066
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Billy Boyd: Not merely being content with playing the on screen Pipping Tries out for Lord of the Rings: the musical. Billy (singing): Merry! Oh Merry! I know you are out there dear Merry! You helped to slay the foul Witch King, Oh Merry! Sing to me dear Merry and I'll bring you home. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-02-2005, 05:45 PM	#7067
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Pippin secures a lucrative L'Oreal deal Pippin: Because I'm worth it! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-02-2005, 05:51 PM	#7068
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Pippin: See this Mumak behind me, you want this to happen to you old man? __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 05:53 PM	#7069
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	The Witch-King throws the wildest parties...

09-02-2005, 06:09 PM	#7070
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin couldn't resist singing the pink elephants song from Dumbo. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-02-2005, 06:17 PM	#7071
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Pippin began to regret volunteering to clean the 'rats' out of Denethor's 'closet'.... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-02-2005, 10:48 PM	#7073
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Pippin: Wait a minute...there's no barmaids handing out free lembas here! Gandalf you tricked me! Shout out if you know where the reference is from __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-02-2005, 11:30 PM	#7074
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin: "What's a...gigawatt?" -or- Pippin & Merry: "Ah, so that's what a swirly is!"

09-02-2005, 11:58 PM	#7075
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	This is how Gondor won the Pelennor. Pippin: "I feel pretty...oh so pretty..." collective groan

09-03-2005, 12:53 AM	#7076
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Denathor told Pippin that there were Rats in the Pipes, he had assumed he meant the swage piping... he was wrong. OR Pippin just stepped on a hedgehog. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2005, 06:59 AM	#7077
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Pippin: Come back, here's a picture! (Supposedly this is Cirdan, but it kind of looks like Gil-Galad. I'm just going to go with Cirdan). Cirdan: Let's Dance! Edit: Or... Cirdan: It takes three to Tango. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 09-03-2005 at 07:04 AM.